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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Linkin_Park

I found this interestingly funny,espesially all the High Voltage references lol.

 

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Linkin Park is the codename of a covert group of advanced scientists from around the world (and also from certain parts of da hood) who have been performing experiments at the Sound Institute aimed at inventing a reliable audio-weapons system since 1999. Led by Professor Michael Shinoda and physicist Joseph Hahn, these academics published their initial findings and the first formulas they invented to explain them in October 2000. Their revolutionary new idea was called Hybrid Theory.

Although they are just a couple of white kids pretending to be black, they have a surprisingly large following.

 

High Voltage-is the power source of the audio weapons system's core. It comes at you like its alive, from every side. It was invented when Professor Shinoda was digging in the crates. This was back when he was living in space - before the rat race, and before monkeys had human traits.

First, he mastered numerology and big-bang theology, and then he began preforming lobotomies with telekinetic psychology. Being a somewhat religious and sentimental man that likes to nurture (as evidenced by his appearance in some music videos in a church-a), he invented the mike so he could start blessing it and began chin-checkin’ kids to make his point like an impressionist.

Many other men have tried to shake Linkin Park, but they twist Mike into double helixes and show them what he’s made of. This buckles his knees like leg braces and makes him say strange things like "instrumental-ness" and because of that, all of the emcees they hate him.

Some of the clones that resulted from applying Linkin Park's theories got a kink in their backbones with microphones, and never satisfy their rhyme "Jones". Their blood type is "Technicolor Type A".

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At first, they wanted it to be appealing to the bisexual, wanting the title to be Tits and Toys. But after they got too many supporters, they decided this theory would be designed for the emo animalia kingdom.

wtf?

this stuff is so damn funny *rofl*

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Linkin Park in Popular Culture

 

Their entire fanbase consists of geeks, emos, and males who use computers too much. The music for 99% of Anime Music Videos consists of Linkin Park.

 

 

They claim Abraham Linkin as their biggest inspiration, and were able to find the Gettysburg Address without having to stop and ask for directions.

 

 

A fun and cheap activity is to go onto a forum populated by gamers, and start a post on how much Linkin Park sucks. The poster will be flooded with friendly and jovial replies from the wonderous youth.

CLASSIC!!! lol!!!

 

and also on that site we have a pic of KoRN http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/565f6d1236378cf08115a9d1e24730b6.jpg

Its good to be back.
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I have been going to unencyclopedia for a whle now and almost all there stuff is funny as hell

Please when you see spam just click the

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haha some people have WAY to much time

 

hahahah

Albums Include:


  • 1972 - The Jackson Twelve Live again!- WTF is going on?
  • 1999 - Hybrid Theory (EP)
  • 2000 - Hybrid Theory (Again)
  • 2001 - Reanimation (Hybrid Theory Again, with songtitles in l33tsp34k)
  • 2003 - Meteora (Hybrid Theory with a couple of the words/powerchords changed)
  • 2004 - Collision Course (Old Material + Black Dude rapping)
  • 2005 - Live In Texas (Hybrid Theory and Meteora being lip-synced on a stage)
  • 2007 - We've ditched rap rock finally, after we realised it died like in 2001 so like this one's gonna be so different, we've like completely changed like 2 of the powerchords.
  • 2033 - You wanted something different, you've got it... well, actually no, this shit's the same as all our other shit: Shit.

that so fucking funny

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Hybrid Theory

 

The premise of Hybrid Theory is very complicated, but only if you're a total retard. Basically, it first assumes that people who listen to extremely loud music are likely to have damaged hearing. It also asumes that people who listen to really stupid music are likely to become really stupid. Most of their experiments were aimed at finding the stupidest possible combination of sounds that were just barely enough within the parameters of what could be called music by most teenagers to become ammunition for their audio-weapons system, which was then turned backwards to check for Satanic messages and released as Warner Brothers cartoons records.

To create the most damaging music possible for their new audio-weapons system, they had to go outside the established parameters of the music industry and hire ghostwriters to write all of their songs for them and make it look like Mike Shinoda can actually read music. After observing these ghostwriters, the scientists of Linkin Park settled on a musical style that was a hybrid between the worst two kinds of music known to man: Tex-Mex , Hip Hop , and Grindcore. This is why their idea was called "Hybrid Theory".Now enjoy the so-called Popcore

This album is much more musically complex than the follow up, Meteora, with Brad utilising up to three powerchords in every song, compared to Metora's 1/2 a powerchord.

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fucking fun ass shit right there

 

2033 - You wanted something different, you've got it... well, actually no, this shit's the same as all our other shit: Shit.

that so fucking funny

 

Sould have been

 

2033 - You wanted something different, you've got it... 6 Old men rocking till their hip snaps ( Zimmer Frame, Zimmer Frame, Zimmer Frame)

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PSP is like the innocent do good that gets stuck in jail and PSCS3 is like the huge (_insert race_) guy that rapes it and beats it up and calls it shirley.

 

 

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haha some people have WAY to much time

 

hahahah

Albums Include:

  • 1972 - The Jackson Twelve Live again!- WTF is going on?
  • 1999 - Hybrid Theory (EP)
  • 2000 - Hybrid Theory (Again)
  • 2001 - Reanimation (Hybrid Theory Again, with songtitles in l33tsp34k)
  • 2003 - Meteora (Hybrid Theory with a couple of the words/powerchords changed)
  • 2004 - Collision Course (Old Material + Black Dude rapping)
  • 2005 - Live In Texas (Hybrid Theory and Meteora being lip-synced on a stage)
  • 2007 - We've ditched rap rock finally, after we realised it died like in 2001 so like this one's gonna be so different, we've like completely changed like 2 of the powerchords.
  • 2033 - You wanted something different, you've got it... well, actually no, this shit's the same as all our other shit: Shit.

that so fucking funny

lmao thats fucking hilarious:D

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