Linkin Park on (you guessed it) SOUTH PARK!!!

hey guys!!! i was kind of bored, so i came up with this...hope ya like it!!!!

 

Linkin Park on South Park

*the guys are in colorado, trying to get to denver in the midst of a thick blizzard. suddenly, there's a monsterous crash.*

chester *waking up in his bunk from taking a nap*: what the...*yawns*....hell was that???

phoenix *from the back lounge*: chaz??? did you hear that???

chester *calling back to phoenix*: yeah...there was a huge crash and it woke me up dammit!!!!!

phoenix: got any idea what it was????

chester: how am i supposed to know when I WAS SLEEPING!?!?!?!?!

phoenix: well sooorrrrrryyyy....geez, you're so grumpy when you get up....

chester: well, i wouldn't be like this if i wasn't woken up by something!!!!! god, if you wake me up, that's the last time you do it voluntarily!!!!!

phoenix: *shakes head* chaz, go back to sleep. i'll just ask mike what it was....

*phoenix walks up to the front of the bus where mike is working on his laptop, and chester tries to go back to sleep*

phoenix: mike????

mike: yeah???

phoenix: did you hear that crash???

mike: yeah - the internet connection cut out when it happened. the driver's gonna take a look at the bus to see if anything's damaged. by the way, what was chaz all riled up about???

phoenix: crash woke him up.

mike: i figured that was the case.

 

*a half hour later*

 

mike amato (tour guy if you didn't know): guys?? could you come here??? i need to talk to you!!!

joe: is this about mike getting drunk in wichita again???

mike: FOR THE LAST TIME, JOE - I DIDN'T GET DRUNK!!!! I HAD A BAD REACTION TO MY NYQUIL!!!!!!

mike a: i believe you mike, okay??? it isn't about that anyways....

brad: what's going on then???

mike a: the bus engine's broken, and something got caught in the transmission. we need to get it fixed, so we're stuck here in...uh....hang on...i wrote it down.....oh, south park.

rob: ok, are we staying in a hotel here until the bus is fixed???

mike a: well...that's the problem. all the hotel's are filled, so we're going to have to find some people to have us in....

mike: how are we going to do that?!?! we don't know anyone here!!!!

mike a: well, we're going to split up, find a neighborhood that looks all right, and knock on people's doors until we find a family to keep us until the bus is fixed.

chester: this doesn't sound like a good plan to me...

joe: shut up chaz!!!!! this is going to be FUN!!!!!

chester: yeah, your idea of fun is WAY different than mine....what if these people call the cops???

mike a: they won't...the manager of the gas station says people are very friendly here.....

chester: *sarcastic* well, that makes me feel better

rob: come on chaz, don't get all negative on us...

mike: yeah, things are gonna be ok, i promise...

chester; *sighs* ok, i'm in

mike a: okay guys, put on your snow boots and grab your bags. we have some walking to do....

 

*the guys get their stuff and leave the bus. they start walking in pairs around south park, trying to find somewhere to stay*

chester *to mike*: man, it's cold

mike: i know, right???

chester: i can't wait to get inside.

mike: yeah - first thing i'm gonna do is ask the person we're staying with for some hot chocolate....

chester: first thing i'm gonna do is ask the person we're staying with for a bed, a room, and a pillow. i've been exhausted lately, and this isn't helping..*yawns*

mike *starts singing*: jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way

chester *joining in*: oh what fun it is to ride in a banged up chevrolet....

*suddenly someone pitches a snowball and it nails chester in the ear*

cartman: you guys suck!!!!

mike and chester: what???

cartman: i SAID, you guys SUCK!!!!!! you suck worse than mr. garrison!!!! kiss my a** mofos!!!!!

chester: okay little guy, you're gonna get it!!!!

*chester drops his bags and starts running after cartman*

mike:*calling after chester* CHESTER!!!! COOL IT!!!!!

chester: *calling back* NOT UNTIL I GET THIS BLOB OF LARD TO SHUT HIS FRICKEN TRAP!!!!

mrs. cartman: ERIC! ARE YOU INSULTING RANDOM STRANGERS AGAIN?!?!?

cartman: no mom!!!!

mrs. cartman: then what was all that screaming??? i was listening to the lovely carolers coming down the street and suddenly they stopped...

*mike sees mrs. cartman and starts running up to her*

mike:*breathless* excuse me m'am, i'm mike shinoda...my band's bus broke down, and my bandmate and i need a place to stay. would you be able to keep us at your house for a few days???

mrs. cartman: i don't see why not. what was your name again?

mike: i'm mike shinoda, and the man with your son is chester bennington.

mrs. cartman: it's very nice to meet you. i'm sure chester is having a very good time with my son, eric.

*mike looks at chester as he's wrestling cartman to the ground*

mike: yeah, i think they're bonding quite well...let me go talk to him.....

*mike runs over to chester and peels him off of cartman*

cartman: come back here you p****!!!!

chester: *hissing* i'm not done with you!!!!!!

*mike spins chester around so he's looking at him*

mike: chaz - you need to stop. we're staying with this kid's family.

chester: we're WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike: you heard me - we're staying with the cartman's. you need to control yourself around that kid or else we'll be kicked out!!!!!

chester: but....but he....

mike: but nothing! just ignore the kid when he's insulting us and we'll be ok.

chester: *sighs* i'll try. but he said we sucked!!!!!!

mike: *whispers* don't worry. he's making up for his sucky singing by saying we suck....

 

*inside the cartman's*

mrs. cartman: here's the kitchen....the living room...my husband's and my room....eric's room.... the bathroom....and the guest room, where you'll be staying.

chester: thank you very much mrs. cartman. we really appreciate it.

mike: yeah, we do.

mrs. cartman: i'm sure you'll want to have some time to get settled, so i'll leave you two alone.....

*mrs. cartman walks out of the guest room, leaving mike and chester alone. the guest room is kind of small, but there's bunk beds*

mike: well, this is nice....

chester: *climbing up to the top bunk* yeah, this is great compared to what we've been used to....

mike: i wonder who the other guys ended up with...*gets out his cell phone and calls brad* hey!!!!

brad: hi!!!

mike: so, did you find a family to stay with yet???

brad: yeah, dave and i are with this kid named stanley....his parents are jewish....

mike: cool!!! we're with the cartman's....i don't think chaz likes their son though...

brad: can i talk to him???

mike: sure, hang on....*looks up at the top bunk. chester's asleep*.....damn, you missed him....

brad: sleeping again?

mike: yeah...i don't know what's wrong with him, he's been sleeping most of the day.....

brad: maybe it's his "time of the month"....

mike: oh god....*laughs*....well, i'll talk with you later....i think i'm gonna take a nap too....

brad: ok, see ya!!!

*mike hangs up with brad. he lies down on the bottom bunk and falls asleep*

 

*an hour later*

cartman: WAKE UP A******S!!!!!!!

mike: *slowly waking up* hmmmm????? *sees cartman* oh, hey...is it time for dinner????

cartman: no s**t sherlock, why would i be in here then?!?!?!

mike: ummm...okay then....i'll wake chester up.....*stands up on bunk bed and looks at chester. starts whispering to him*....chester....chazzy....wake up for dinner....

chester: *still sleeping* nnnnnn.....i don't wanna wake up.....lemme sleep, lemme sleep....

mike: *talking to cartman* what are you guys having???

cartman: i don't f***ing know!!!!

mike:*to chester* dinner smells REALLY good....

chester: *mumbling* mmm....dinner....i'm hungry....

mike: well, are you gonna wake up then???

 

i gotta go...i'll post more!!!!

here's the next part for you guys (if you wanna read it):

 

chester: *yawning* mmmm....hang on, i'm waking up....

*chester turns over onto his side and opens his eyes. he looks at mike, and then sees cartman*

chester: what the f**k is he doing here?!?!?!!?!?!?

mike: he was waking us up for dinner.

chester: yeah, with what? an airsoft gun? stink bombs??

mike: well, he did yell at us to wake up, but that's it....*frustratedly* come on chaz!!!! forget about the kid and come down from there!!!! i'm hungry too!!!!!

chester: i'm not coming down until he leaves!!! *turns onto his back and crosses his arms*

mike: *to cartman* we'll be out in a minute.....*cartman leaves, mumbling explitives. mike looks at chester* you're being awful childish about this, chaz. these people took us in for free, and you're making a fuss about their kid. don't you think there's something wrong with that????

chester: look, i appreciate what these people are doing for us, but that kid hates our guts!!! who knows what he'll try to do...he could put something in our food, t.p our room, anything to make our stay a living hell!!!!!

mike: chester - you're being ridiculous. he's not going to do ANYTHING to us, especially while his parents are around. now come on - dinner's ready!!!!!

*chester climbs down from the top bunk. mike and chester walk out of the guest room and walk into the kitchen*

mrs. cartman: so, how do you like our home???

chester: it's very nice, mrs. cartman. thanks for taking us in.

mrs. cartman: it's no problem at all. we've actually been thinking of getting a male nanny for our son, eric. he needs a good male influence in his life, and there's nobody in south park to fulfill that responsibility.

mike: what about mr. cartman???

mrs. cartman: oh...him....he's rarely around for eric.

mike: i'm sorry.

cartman: where is that son of a b***h anyway????

mrs. cartman: ERIC!!!!! don't talk about your father that way!!!!

cartman: but he IS a son of a b***h!!!!!

mrs. cartman: i'm warning you eric!!!!

cartman: he's not as bad as kyle's mom though!!!!

mrs. cartman: eric!!!! go to your room!!!!

cartman: hell no!!!!! i do what i want!!!!!

mrs. cartman: don't embarass me in front of our guests!!!!

mike: it's ok, mrs. cartman. maybe chester can have a talk with him

chester *glaring at mike*: *whispering* me, talk to HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mike: *whispering back* yes, YOU have a talk with HIM. you'll be able to sort out your differences that way.

chester: or he'll kick my a**

mike: *thinking* you can't rule that out, now that i think about it. but you can handle yourself. you're from phoenix, remember??? real tough streets, right???

chester: *thinking* yeah, i guess after all i've been through this kid won't be that hard to deal with.

mike: yeah, just show him what you're made of and then he'll respect you.

chester: i've been waiting for you to say that.

 

*after dinner. mike's helping mrs. cartman with the dishes and chester's looking for cartman. looks at cartman's door and sees that it's shut. chester knocks on the door*

chester: eric???

cartman: what the hell do you want!!!!!

chester: can i come in???

cartman: f**k no!!! i'm on the computer!!!!!

chester *opening up the door a little bit*: you aren't looking at porn, are you???

cartman: what's it to you if i am???

chester: well, um...i'm kinda interested....*blushes*

cartman: well, for your information i'm not - so go away!!!!!

chester: you don't have to deny it, eric....all guys do it....

cartman: YOU PERVERT!!!!!

chester: i'm not a pervert!!!!!

cartman: then why the f**k do you wanna see porn then!!!!!!!

chester: you're the one who's watching it on your computer!!!!

cartman: I'M WATCHING I MEAN NOT WATCHING IT!!!!!!

chester: HA!!!! I GOT YOU!!! NOW YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME IN!!!!!

cartman: what-f***ing-ever.....*closes screen full of porn*...come in....

chester: *walks in and sits on cartman's bed* so, what's up????

cartman: nothing you need to know....

chester: well, is there anything you wanna ask me????

cartman: yeah, why the hell are you in south park???

 

i g2g again...i'll post more later!!!!!

funny, lol.

thats hillarious

HAHA! V. Funny!

 

After reading that, I couldn't help but make some South Park versions of LP.

Guess who is who.

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That was funny! Damn i hafta get on more -_-'

i love it keep writing

hey guys!!! I'M BACK!!!! lol...here's the next part:

 

chester: well, er...our bus got in a bit of an accident, and we have to stay here until it gets fixed....

cartman: that's bulls**t!!!

chester: it's not. the transmission's f***ed and so's the engine, and there's no hotels open for us to stay in, so that's why mike and i have to stay with your family

cartman: whatever....*starts typing in another website*

chester: hey, do you know a kid named stanley???

cartman: yeah, why???

chester: our guitarist and bassist are staying with them...

cartman: HAHAHA!!!!!! i can't believe it!!! i'm gonna have to ask him about those guys tomorrow!!!!

mrs. cartman: eric!!! bedtime!!!!

chester: i'll let you get ready for bed...

cartman: see ya!!!

*the next morning. cartman's already left for school, mrs. cartman's at work, and mike and chester are still asleep (at 10:30 in the morning). suddenly, the phone in the guest room rings*

mike: *startled* what the????

*phone continues to ring*

mike: *yawning* i'll get it....

chester: *mumbling in his sleep* mikey....make me breakfast please.....

mike: *answering the phone* cartman residence

mr. garrison: mrs. cartman, i'm in need of a substitute for today, can you come in?

mike: this isn't mrs. cartman, i'm mike shinoda

mr. garrison: well, mr. shinoda, can you come in today???

mike: uh, sure...i'm probably not doing anything today so i'll come in...

 

i g2g...i'll update later!!!!

ok, and after a short break - I'M BACK AGAIN!!!! hey - part of my story got deleted....where'd it go??? lol...here's the next part

 

mr. garrison: ok, we'll see you at eleven then.

mike: all right. uh..will it be okay if i bring in my, er, assistant???

mr. garrison: yeah, that will be perfectly fine...

mike: see you at eleven, sir

*mike hangs up the phone and climbs up to chester's bunk*

mike: chester...you need to get up...

chester: nooo!!!!! the eggs went all mushy!!!!

mike: chester!!! what the h**l????

chester: mommy!!! mikey made the eggs all mushy!!!!

mike: chester bennington!!!! what's going on!!!!! *pushes chester's shoulder*

chester: *waking up* whuh???? what's going on....you didn't make me breakfast....

mike: chester, we have to sub at south park elementary...

chester: we...do??? man...*shakes head*

mike: yeah, just a bunch of fourth graders i'm guessing

chester: ok...i'll go take a shower and get ready...

mike: *sniffs chester's hair* oh yeah, you need one really bad!!!!

chester: *laughs* see ya in a bit...

 

ok, i need to go - but I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!

LOL that was funnnnnyyyyyy!! I dont get it....shouldnt a person like, INTERVEIW a person before lettin them sub? ah well, this should be funny....*giggle* heh ^_~

This is so FUNNY!!! *chants* WRITE MORE! WRITE MORE! LOL :thumbsup:

hey guys!!! i'm back!!! here's the next part of the story:

*mike gets changed and gets breakfast while chester takes his shower. around 10:50, chester still hasn't come out of the bathroom*

mike: CHESTER!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!! WE NEED TO LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!

chester: *in the bathroom* hang on!!!!

mike: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

 

i g2g...i typed up a whole crapload of stuff, and GUESS WHAT I GOT!!! "you are not logged in and cannot access this page"....*curses* i'll type it up later

LOL thats preety funny.

i'm back!!! here we go:

chester: spiking my hair

mike: OH MY GOD!!!! ARE YOU EVEN DRESSED YET?!?!?!?!!!!

chester: yeah...i brought my clothes in with me!!!!

mike: WELL HURRY UP!!!!!

chester: yeah yeah, i 'm going.....

*a minute later, chester walks out of the bathroom fully dressed, hair spiked, etc.*

mike: well, it certainly took you long enough.

chester: what can i say? i like looking good

mike: *under his breath* fashion bitch

chester: it's fashion WHORE mike - get it right!!!!!

mike: okay okay, let's just leave and get over to the school, okay????

chester: sure

*chester and mike walk over to south park elementary and enter the main office*

mike: hi - i need to go to mr. garrison's room...

main office lady: hang on one minute...*picks up the phone* no, sir, stanley didn't hit him right there...i'm sorry sir, but you can't sue us.....no, you can sue stanley's family...WHAT DID I JUST SAY SIR!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT SUE THE SCHOOL!!!! WE CAN'T AFFORD IT!!!!!! *slams down the phone*

mike: *looking at chester nervously* are you sure you wanna do this???

chester: we're here already, so i guess we're stuck

main office lady: so, you were going where???

chester: mr. garrison's classroom

main office lady: ok, that'll be room 23, straigth down the hall and to the right

mike and chester: cool

main office lady: before you go, can i have your names???

mike: mike shinoda, s-h-i-n-o-d-a

chester: chester bennington

main office lady: all right then...

*mike and chester walk to mr. garrison's room. they enter the classroom*

mr. garrison: okay children, gather round...

cartman: shut the hell up!!!

mr. garrison: eric, dont' say hell

cartman: shut up

mr. garrison: okay children, i have to leave early today because i have to visit my wife, who was incarcerated. do you know what incarcerated means??

butters: that's when you've done something bad, and the popo's come after you

mr. garrison: that's right butters!!!! so, i've left you in the care of two capable substitutes. say hello to mr. bennington and mr. shinoda

 

i'm gonna leave you guys here....cliffhanger...DAMN I'M EVIL!!!! LOL....bye!!!!

Hehe...funny...and yes you are evil for

leaving us with a cliffhanger!!!!

post more soon please :thumbsup:

Moreeeeeee!! pweaz? *puppy pout*

hey guys!!!! i'm back with another part of LP ON SOUTH PARK!!!!! so, here we go!!!!

 

class: hello

mr. garrison: now you children behave, ok???

class: yes mr. garrison

*mr. garrison leaves. chester and mike stand in front of the class with nervous looks on their faces*

mike: well...hey, i'm mr. shinoda, and the guy next to me is mr. bennington

chester: hey

mike: so...how are you guys???? any questions for us???

cartman: yeah, why the hell are you here!!!!

chester: eric, don't say hell

cartman: shut the hell up

chester: hey, you know i'm older than you, right???

mike: *whispering in chester's ear* chester....

cartman: yeah, so what???

chester: that means i have AUTHORITY over you, and with that authority i want you to not say hell

*cartman looks at chester with contempt. he knows chester's won, but he tries to pull a fast one on him*

cartman: whatever, i do what i want

mike: well, ummm, to answer your question eric, the reason we're here is because we got a call from your teacher who said he needed a sub

stanley: are you guys teachers???

chester: well....between us.....no.

mike: we're actually in a band called linkin park

chester: our bus broke down, and we needed to find places to stay

mike: so we're at eric's, and as far as we know, our guitarist and bassist are with stanley

stanley: *to cartman* b******s...they know our secret!!!!

cartman: no s**t they do - they're BANDMATES a**hole!!!!

stanley: don't call me an a**hole!!!!!

cartman: whatever

mike: so...what were you guys working on before mr. garrison left???

butters: writing a story

girl: yeah, we have to finish our stories today

chester: ok, so...you guys finish up your stories and hand them to me or mike, ok???

class: yes mr. bennington

*class works on their stories. meanwhile, chester and mike sit at the teacher's desk and talk*

chester: this isn't that bad, right??

mike: yeah, i don't think so either...

*chester's stomach growls audibly*

chester: when's their lunch period???

mike: chester...you should've eaten some breakfast before we left

chester: i know, but my hair...

mike: yeah yeah, you had to spike your hair up perfectly....

chester: you don't have anything to eat with you, do you???

mike: nope, sorry bud. i've got nothing

chester: ugh...i'm so hungry!!!!!!

mike: be patient!!!!

*while chester and mike are conversing, stanley, cartman, kenny, butters, and their other friends sit off in a corner and plot an evil plan*

stanley: so, what are we gonna do???

cartman: to mess with those two?? i've got ideas...*pulls out magazine*....i'll get our reading book, and then paste some of the advertisments in it....

kenny: mmm, mmhmmhmm...

stanley: what kenny???

cartman: he says, oh, that's a good idea....if you knew kenny language, then you'd understand....

butters: do you want me to get it??? i'm done with my story

cartman: sure

*butters walks up to mike*

butters: here's my story mr. shinoda...

mike: thanks!!!

butters: mr. shinoda, i forgot my reading book at home. can i see your copy please???

mike: er....ok...

*mike gives butters the teacher's copy of their reading book, "The Mouse and the Motorcycle". butters returns to his seat with a grin on his face*

butters: i got it

stanley: good job butters!!! so, what ads are we going to tape in??

cartman: this one *points to an acne medication ad*....and these ones *points to stickied ads for various meds*

butters: this should be sweet!!!!

LOL!!!!! i LOVE it...keep it coming!!

hey guys!!! i'm glad you're enjoying the story - so here' s the next part!!!!!

 

*an hour later. everyone's finished with their stories, and butters and the others have done the evil deed of placing disgusting ads into their book. now, it's reading time*

chester: okay guys, take out your reading books and turn to page 45

butters: *pulling out his own copy of The Mouse and the Motorcycle* mr. shinoda!!! i found my book!!!!! here's yours back

mike: thanks butters!!! glad you found your book

*butters gives mike back the book. mike gives the book to chester to read*

chester: okay, follow along with me as i read. *starts reading* do you have itching on your feet? do they smell terrible??? are you starting to find corns on your toes??? you have athlete's foot!!!.....*scowls*...this isn't right.....*turns the page and starts reading*...if you have irritable bowel syndrome, this medication is for you!!! regulates your bowel movements in at least 2 weeks....*puts down the book and stares at the class, who are giggling madly* okay, who's the wise guy??? *class stays quiet* come on, i know this is a prank.....*suddenly, stanley starts laughing*...what's so funny stanley???

stanley: you said bowel movements!!!!!

chester: *blushing crimson* yes...i know...it said so in the book...

girl: no it didn't!!!! ralph was escaping from the hotel on that page!!!!

chester: oh really....*suddenly realizes something*....butters, can i talk to you outside for a sec???

butters: yes mr. bennington

*butters and chester walk outside into the hall*

chester: butters, i want you to be honest with me. did you mess around with the teachers' book???

butters: no, it wasn't me

chester: you had our book though. did someone else do this???

butters: no, it was just like that....

chester: somehow i don't believe you. you had our book because you forgot yours at home, and then an hour later you find it. when i read it, there's embarrasing advertisments placed in it. something's happened to the book, and you're to blame. what should we do about that???

butters: nothing??

chester: nope, we can't do nothing. how about you spend recess inside with mike and i so we can talk this over a little more....

butters: but...but....

chester: i'm sorry, butters, but unless you tell me who else was involved, that's what it's gonna be....after lunch you're to come right back to the room, okay???

butters: *sulkily* yes mr. bennington....

 

WILL BUTTERS TELL CHESTER THE TRUTH???? WILL STANLEY AND CARTMAN GET AWAY WITH THEIR EVIL PLAN??? WILL CHESTER ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING TO EAT?!?!?!?!?!? STAY TUNED!!!!!

 

lol...i just felt like doing that.....

wow i could have sworn that this was lpevanstaind's story.

yeah, i was wondering that too

shade - this is my story thread, you need to post your stuff in your own thread b/c now i'm all mixed up

dude im into reading the story instead of doing my homework! very awesome story

hey guys!!! i'm feeling extra creative today, so HERE'S THE NEXT PART!!!!!

 

*chester and butters come back in the room. butter walks sulkily to his seat and slumps in it*

kyle: what the h**l is up with you???

butters: i can't go out to recess today

kyle: how come???

butters: because of that damn prank

kyle: those b******s!!!!!

butters: well i couldn't damn well fess up, could i??? cartman would kick my ass!!!!!

kyle: you have a point...well, sucks for you

butters: YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING ME MORAL SUPPORT HERE!!!

mike: kyle, butters, calm down, ok??

kyle and butters: yes mr. shinoda

butters: *under his breath* you p***k

*the bell rings*

chester: ok guys, lunch!!! grab your things and i'll walk you down to the cafeteria.

*everyone gets their lunch bags and stands by the door*

chester: er, are you guys supposed to be in a line or something???

stanley: no, we don't usually stand in a line. in fact, mr. garrison lets us walk down to the cafe ourselves.

cartman: that's right - cuz we're FOURTH GRADERS!!!!! and we KICK ASS!!!!!!!

chester: i thought that was the sixth graders that kicked ass around here...

cartman: *under his breath* s**t

kenny: mmmh mmhmmm mhhhmmm???

cartman: shut the f**k up kenny

*kenny flips off cartman*

cartman: okay!! you're gonna get it!!!!

*kenny and cartman run out into the hallway where kenny is immediately stabbed to his death via a pencil*

stanley: *watching in awe* oh my god!!! you killed kenny!!! you b*****d!!!!!

chester: wait, cartman did what?????

mike: why isn't kenny moving????

kyle: oh my god!!!! he killed kenny!!!!!

chester and mike: HE KILLED KENNY????? HERE??? WITH WHAT!!!!!!!

stanley: a pencil!!!!!!

cartman: don't worry, he'll be back to life in the next episode

chester: *angry* what do you mean, the next episode????

cartman: you dumb a**!!! you really thought you were in a town called south park all this time!!!!

mike: well, we are in south park....

cartman: you b******s!!!! this is a TELEVISION SHOW, on COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

chester and mike: what???????

 

*mike and chester are asleep on the back couch after having played playstation for a while. suddenly, mike wakes up*

mike: *waking up* chaz??? chazzy???

*mike looks down and sees chester sleeping comfortably on his lap*

mike: this is too funny...*looks at his digital watch. it's 5:30 in the morning*..oh well, i'll put him in his bunk and go to bed...

*mike picks chester up in his arms and places him gently in his bunk*

mike: sweet dreams chazzy *pulls the covers over chester and shuts the curtain thing*

 

this is all for now - i really need to go...see ya later BIATCH!!!!!

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hey guys!!! i'm back with another part for you!!!!! here it goes:

 

*mike walks back to his bunk and climbs into it*

mike: *to himself* wow....what the hell was that about???

*mike falls back asleep. at eleven am, mike wakes up and walks to the front lounge. phoenix is sitting in a chair and watching the weather channel*

weather channel guy: the boulder and denver areas should expect to have at least 24 to 28 inches of snow throughout the overnight. saturday should be cold, around 10 to 15 degrees, with wind chills around 5 degrees...

mike: *yawning and rubbing his eyes* hey dave

phoenix: hi. sleep well???

mike: kind of, yeah......did i fall asleep when we were playing that south park game last night???

phoenix: yeah, actually...you were out like, 45 minutes after we started playing.

mike: what about chaz?

phoenix: he fell asleep about 20 minutes after you did. why do you ask??

mike: i woke up in the back room around 5:30, and chester was asleep on my lap...

phoenix: *laughs* that's funny. he really loves you, man!!!!

mike: *stares at phoenix with a confused look on his face* care to explain that???

phoenix: you know what i mean!!! he loves you like a brother...

mike: oh, okay...i thought you meant something else... *suddenly, mike sneezes. he grabs some kleenex and blows his nose*

phoenix: still got that cold???

mike: yeah, it's horrible. my sinuses are still clogged up and i've got a headache...

phoenix: you going to take your meds???

mike: yeah...*goes up to the medicine closet, and instead of taking out his dayquil, he takes out nyquil. phoenix watches, and tries to get mike to realize what he's taking*

mike: i'm surprised i actually slept well last night...

phoenix: mike...

*mike pours out some of the nyquil into that spoon thingy that's on the cap*

mike: that nyquil stuff works like a charm...

phoenix: uh...mike...i think you should look at what you're...

*mike drinks the nyquil*

mike: i think i'll get better soon. *looks at phoenix, who's looking at him with a smirk on his face* you were saying???

phoenix: oh, i was going to tell you that you took nyquil instead of dayquil, but it's too late now.

mike: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes head* how could i be so stupid....

phoenix: hey, it's all right. we're just traveling today, so you'll be able to sleep for a while.

mike: you have a point. sleeping might help me get better anyways...

*phoenix pats mike on the head*

phoenix: you just get better, ok?? the nyquil's just getting to your head

*mike smiles and goes to get some breakfast.*

 

*later that afternoon, chester still hasn't woken up*

mike: is chester still asleep???

joe: i think so. i haven't heard anyone moving in his bunk.

*mike sits down next to chester's bunk and peeks in*

mike: he's still fast asleep, and it's like 3:30 in the afternoon....

joe: you think he's sick???

mike: i hope not. if anything, he'd have caught the cold i've got....

joe: hey, you wanna play texas hold 'em???

mike: sure

*joe brings out his card deck, and mike and joe play cards next to chester's bunk. ten minutes later, chester starts mumbling in his sleep*

chester: would you two just shut up already????

mike: chaz??? are you awake???

chester: not...not really....i can hear you two though....

mike: do you still wanna sleep????

chester: eh, no...*opens his eyes and pushes back the curtain thingy*

 

i g2g, ok??? hope you like this next part