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Little Jonny was seven years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Jonny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did.

The following morning, Jonny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talking for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her .I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way a doctor would. Except he’s not a smart as a doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.

A big eek had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, ten inches long, honest! Anyways, he grabbed the eel in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it she got really scared, her eyes got and her mouth fell open, she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she’s ever seen; I should tell her about that ones down at the lake by our house! Anyways, sis got brave and tried to kill it the eel by biting its head off. All the sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissors lock on it and he helped be lying on top of the eel.

The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

After awhile they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyways! He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something! This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw Sis’s boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

 

 

I got a kick out of this [i don't think I've posted it here before but..... .eh...]

{Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.}

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lmfao...this is soooo freaking funny

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That boy is going to have issues...lol! But seriously...to whoever wrote this, they have doctors for this kind of thing! :p

And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own

I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game

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