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Onideus Mad Hatter

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At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
ED article.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> ED article.
>
Erectile Dysfunction?
;-)
--
Froz...

2 feet longer than a d00tchie.
 
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:45:26 -0500, FrozenNorth
<frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>> ED article.
>>
>Erectile Dysfunction?
>;-)

LOL, well that's one way of describing ED, or Speshul ED as I often
liak to call it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:45:26 -0500, FrozenNorth
> <frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>> ED article.
>>>
>>Erectile Dysfunction?
>>;-)
>
> LOL, well that's one way of describing ED, or Speshul ED as I often
> liak to call it.
>
Actually, I vaguely remember what you are talking about, I think it was
around the time frame when 2600 was experiencing an unusual number of
x-posts about 5 or 6 months ago, it might have been Rhonda, but don't quote
me on that.

I can't be arsed to go look for it though.

--
Froz...

2 feet longer than a d00tchie.
 
After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:

>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>ED article.

It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
Way to turn a new leaf!

Love,
Wavy G

--
"But, why beer ?"
--Tim Weaver poses the dumbest question I've ever been asked.
 
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>
>>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>ED article.
>
>It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>Way to turn a new leaf!

Oh I did, I just pretended I didn't, it's kind of necesary if you want
the game to actually continue.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>
>>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>ED article.
>
>It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>Way to turn a new leaf!

I found it!

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en

Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3

....which actually was pretty lame to be honest.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
FrozenNorth wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> > At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> > REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> > remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> > anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> > posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> > ED article.
>
> Erectile Dysfunction?
> ;-)

Eating Disorder?
;-)
 
Veronica Karlsson, ye jaded offender, now put it, God, in the
physician's mind to help that man to his grave immediately, ye
maundered:

>> Erectile Dysfunction?
>> ;-)
>
> Eating Disorder?
> ;-)

In your case, what's the difference?

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lobster, scampi and heart, snot, a side of lymphoma and a tumbler of
coagulated cartilage soup.
 
In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
> >
> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> >>ED article.
> >
> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>
> I found it!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>
> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>
> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>
Jade and Daedalus is the same person.

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On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:

>In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>> >
>> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>> >>ED article.
>> >
>> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>>
>> I found it!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>>
>> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>>
>> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>>
>Jade and Daedalus is the same person.

Uh, isn't that what I said?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
> >> >
> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> >> >>ED article.
> >> >
> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
> >>
> >> I found it!
> >>
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
> >>
> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
> >>
> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
> >>
> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>
> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>
No.

"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"

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On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:27:58 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:

>In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>> >> >
>> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>> >> >>ED article.
>> >> >
>> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>> >>
>> >> I found it!
>> >>
>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>> >>
>> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>> >>
>> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>> >>
>> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>>
>> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>>
>No.
>
>"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"

Uh, yeah, Daedalus/Jade did this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3

Daedalus/Jade DID NOT do this one:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en

o_O

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
"knoxy" actually had to say:

>In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>> >> >
>> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>> >> >>ED article.
>> >> >
>> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>> >>
>> >> I found it!
>> >>
>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>> >>
>> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>> >>
>> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>> >>
>> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>>
>> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>>
>No.
>
>"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"

Yeah, not that I want to agree with a no-talent, self-obsessed troll
(other than myself, LOL?), but I know what he was trying to say. He
just needs a little help with his punctuation. (I absolutely detest
that "joining two separate sentences with a comma" thing.)

Yo, Hatter! It's called a semi-colon; look into it!

HTH

--
"But, why beer ?"
--Tim Weaver poses the dumbest question I've ever been asked.
 
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:23:31 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"knoxy" actually had to say:
>
>>In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>>> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>> >> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>>> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>> >> >>ED article.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>>> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>>> >>
>>> >> I found it!
>>> >>
>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>>> >>
>>> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>>> >>
>>> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>>> >>
>>> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>>>
>>> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>>>
>>No.
>>
>>"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"
>
>Yeah, not that I want to agree with a no-talent, self-obsessed troll
>(other than myself, LOL?), but I know what he was trying to say. He
>just needs a little help with his punctuation. (I absolutely detest
>that "joining two separate sentences with a comma" thing.)
>
>Yo, Hatter! It's called a semi-colon; look into it!
>
>HTH

A semi-colon wasn't necessary, the point of confusion came from the
person having essentially two names and then using both names
interchangeably through the discussion.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:

>On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:23:31 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>>"knoxy" actually had to say:
>>
>>>In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>>>> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>> >> wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>>>> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>>> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>>> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>>> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>>> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>>> >> >>ED article.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>>>> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I found it!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>>>> >>
>>>> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>>>> >>
>>>> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>>>>
>>>> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>>>>
>>>No.
>>>
>>>"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"
>>
>>Yeah, not that I want to agree with a no-talent, self-obsessed troll
>>(other than myself, LOL?), but I know what he was trying to say. He
>>just needs a little help with his punctuation. (I absolutely detest
>>that "joining two separate sentences with a comma" thing.)
>>
>>Yo, Hatter! It's called a semi-colon; look into it!
>>
>>HTH
>
>A semi-colon wasn't necessary,

Yes it was, ****head. Learn to write, or I'm revoking your right to
insult people on the Internet.

>the point of confusion came from the
>person having essentially two names and then using both names
>interchangeably through the discussion.

--
"But, why beer ?"
--Tim Weaver poses the dumbest question I've ever been asked.
 
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:30:59 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>
>>On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:23:31 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>>>"knoxy" actually had to say:
>>>
>>>>In article <s458k49hcdmonk33euu2ehc1957q06q4fo@4ax.com>,
>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:18 -0000, knoxy <knoxy@post.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >In article <qkg3k4pteafetvca3hr0opmqht77qc9fdb@4ax.com>,
>>>>> >usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>> >> On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:39:11 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what
>>>>> >> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" actually had to say:
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >>At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
>>>>> >> >> REALLY funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
>>>>> >> >>remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
>>>>> >> >>anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
>>>>> >> >>posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
>>>>> >> >>ED article.
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >It was Daedalus. Although you didn't find it too humourous at the time.
>>>>> >> >Way to turn a new leaf!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> I found it!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one:
>>>>> >> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/25d3602d8d5888a3
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> ...which actually was pretty lame to be honest.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >Jade and Daedalus is the same person.
>>>>>
>>>>> Uh, isn't that what I said?
>>>>>
>>>>No.
>>>>
>>>>"Wasn't Daedalus at all, Jade did this one"
>>>
>>>Yeah, not that I want to agree with a no-talent, self-obsessed troll
>>>(other than myself, LOL?), but I know what he was trying to say. He
>>>just needs a little help with his punctuation. (I absolutely detest
>>>that "joining two separate sentences with a comma" thing.)
>>>
>>>Yo, Hatter! It's called a semi-colon; look into it!
>>>
>>>HTH
>>
>>A semi-colon wasn't necessary,
>
>Ye<**** SLAP>

This is me, ****ing your mouth shut.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 

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