LPF Island.

Disclaimer: This is purely fiction. It may or may not contain true facts. If you aren't talked about much, I am sorry, information was limited.

 

Enjoy :thumbsup:

 

 

"What's going on?" asks a weary UnhingedMouse0, exhausted from the evenings events.

"Hit a rock; some sort of explosion on the lower levels, mechanics working at fixing it as we speak." told the crew chef, Disco Bob.

 

UnhingedMouse0, dubbed 'UM0' by shipmates, was the first passanger aboard the Poseidon. The ship was meant to take a route around the world, stopping at various ports. Our friend UM0 is a photographer for his groundbreaking company 'Panoramic Views'. Specializing in wide angle photography, UM0's company landed a ten figure project that was sure to shock the world. The plans are and have been under wraps ever since our lovely character was put on assignment.

 

Meanwhile, on the excitement deck of the ship, four of our friends are caught up in an interesting game of strip poker. Let me introduce our friends AzemKamikaze03, dubbed Azem for obvious reasons. Across the table, Ms. xrockinfreakx. On the far end of the table the figure of Shadowed Heart is seen trying to pull off the poker face of the century. Having just a 4 of clubs, 6 of spades, Ace of spades, 8 of diamonds, and the King of hearts. Trying to decipher Shadows bluffs is misery. Let us take a gander into misery's head.

 

"Shit! She looks like she's got a freakin royal flush or something. Hmm, I better fold. I don't mind being naked in front of xrockinfreakx. Plus, it's getting mighty hot in here. Okay"

 

"I fold" says a defeated misery.

 

"Sweet. I was screwed from the git go miz." exclaims Shadow.

 

"Well I better get this over with." says misery as he removes his boxers.

 

As soon as the material strikes the floor a flurry of screams is heard outisde the door. misery picks up his boxers and runs to the door.

 

"What's this commotion?" shouts misery into the dim lit hallway.

 

"Someone's jumped overboard!" shouted the night watchman.

 

"Who?"

 

"I am not sure. They had bright yellow hair. Shoulder length. Could have been male or female, I am not sure."

 

"Who could it be?" thought misery.

 

"Forget about it." a deep voice is heard from the shadows.

 

"Vash! What are you doing here?!?" exclaimed a startled misery.

 

"Haven't you heard? I run this ship. If it weren't for me, your hustling Canadian ass would still be back in school, playin around with Hondas and Jeeps in church parking lots."

 

"What?! What's going on here?"

 

"You'll find out soon." Vash_the_Stampede snaps his fingers. Two hooded men approach misery's back and hold a rag doused in chloroform over his mouth.

 

"Sleep well misery. You'll need it for later."

 

Back in the poker room, Azem, Shadow, and rockinfreak are discussing how they got here. They all realized they don't really have the same background.

 

Azem, an inner city gangster, shot his way onto the ships manifest. A gang rivalry outside of Chicago had been brewing. Our man Azem got the fatal shot on the Don. As he looted the body of his fallen rival, he found the information for a trip to "The greatest island get away." He capitalized.

 

Shadow, the youngest person to board the Poseidon since the Captain lost a child back in '84, never quite knew how she got there. She awoke one morning and her house was on fire. For all she knew her family had died in the blaze. She was rescued by a stranger. A beautiful young girl, linkinpark-1.

 

rockinfreak got here simple. She was doin her usual thing, hittin up clubs on the weekend, when one of her pals, Greyfoxx was discussing how there was supposed to be this exclusive at a new club opening in a few weeks. The only thing is, it is on an island. No one has ever been there before. A very mysterious club, this is exactly what floats rockinfreaks boat.

 

In the music room aboard the ship are our two music whore friends, Hybrid Soldier and Stenners. Listening to Linkin Park music is both of their past times. Arguing over particular lyrics to "Where's the flashlight?", one of Linkin Park's unreleased songs, they are interrupted by the gorgeous [LP]GotLinkinPark?, better known as Marianne.

 

"Hey guys" says Marianne in a soft voice

 

"Yo wuddup gurrl" Hybrid shoots back at her

 

"The crew wants us all up in the galley. Apparently an announcement is about to be made."

 

"Damn, I guess we'll have to finish this later Hybrid." grunts Stenners.

 

The three leave the room, and are joined in the hallway by our poker friends. The six people have no idea what's going on, but venture up to the galley's. In the galley there are already nine other people seated.

 

linkinpark-1, Black_Angel, UM0, acdcrules04, Vash, misery, Greyfoxx, Chestersbabi7, and allieking are sitting in the chairs. All of them have a glazed look on their faces. All except for Vash.

 

"Come in, sit down" says Vash, as he rises from his seat.

 

Our six friends cautiously file into seats.

 

"Don't be alarmed, everyone here will awaken shortly."

 

A blinding flash erupts from the wall behind Vash. After the light clears, moans and groans can be heard around the room. All of our 'contestants' have awaken from their daze. None of them are quite sure what's going out, but they'll soon find out.

 

The sillouette of a well kept man protrudes from the darkened doorway. As the man emerges from the darkness, a faint murmur is heard from the ladies on board.

 

Who could this mysterious sexilicious man be? ShinodaBear takes off his Kansas City cap. Revealing a devious smile. He speaks.

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my little game. The point of the game is very simple. You want to win. Win what? You might ask. The winner of this little.. event, will be crowned King or Queen of the Lipstick Pie Foundation, commonly referred to as LPF. If you have heard of LPF, you probably heard of the facade, the Linkin Park Forums, as my cohort, ATLien, has named it.

 

Let me get to the specifics. The way this will work is there are fifteen castaways. You all are the pieces to this puzzle. Fifteen of you, one island, one winner. Every 2-3 days one of you lovely little pie-heads will be voted off the island. You will lose. NO chance of victory.

 

You will want to choose your alliances well. Will you be backstabbed? Or have you made a truce with the player to decide to crown you King or Queen? All of the people voted off will come back at the end, and vote on the last two people and crown the victor. So be careful whom you deem friend or foe.

 

The island of Kauwe is fifty kilometres from our current spot. If you cannot make your way to the island, you are too weak to pass the tasks that will lay ahead of you. In 10 minutes this ship will sink. I have had it rigged with explosive pies. If you've eaten one, I am sorry to say, you will probably be able to see what the inside of your body looks like when the timer hits zero.

 

If you die before you get to the island, nobody will come back for you. Good luck ladies and gentleman.

 

God speed."

 

Panic ensues...

Oh this is genius. i love it! keep going guys! lol. and if you're nto explain too much in the begning add a part about yourself! feell free to pretend you're in a confessional sometimes, like they do on the realworld.

Hybrid soldier (better known as Renegade). Then leads the pack onto the island by getting a sprinting start and diving into the water. He then turns around to see the rest of the castaways lowering a boat into the water and laughing at him. He then swims back to their boat and tries to talk to marianne.

this is good, sweet! :thumbsup: post more! *evil grin*

More people need to add to this.

Haha, this is great. I especially liked this part:

 

"If it weren't for me, your hustling Canadian ass would still be back in school, playin around with Hondas and Jeeps in church parking lots."

 

I actually lol'd. It's funny because it's true..

 

Anyways. I'll add something tomorrow. Probably just me in the confessional, like SB suggested.

Haha, this is great. I especially liked this part:

 

"If it weren't for me, your hustling Canadian ass would still be back in school, playin around with Hondas and Jeeps in church parking lots."

 

I actually lol'd. It's funny because it's true..

 

Anyways. I'll add something tomorrow. Probably just me in the confessional, like SB suggested.

 

lol; don't you love my sexy memory? i remembered that from your journal a while back loll :thumbsup:

What a crack up! Well written, very original, very entertaining. I especially loved this part:

I have had it rigged with explosive pies. If you've eaten one, I am sorry to say, you will probably be able to see what the inside of your body looks like when the timer hits zero.

Call me sadistic, but looks like I'm not the only person who appreciates that kind of humour.

I wanna see who comes out victorious and who runs afoul along the way. Sounds like LOST meets SURVIVOR meets THE AMAZING RACE kind of thing... yeah.

Bloody well done!

-Rav

I dont care what anyone thinks about the opening scene but depite what it looks like in the opening scene ME AND Hybrid are NOT an item!

 

 

Just had to clear it up as it kinda sounded like it just then ^.^

 

Anyways, o yea an island NO MUSIC!!!! Better enjoy the music on the boat when I can . God im gonna miss music maybe I can wind up Allieking and use her as an oldtimy music machine ^.^

 

 

 

I yanked a paddle from the cardboard box and began paddling. Stenners on the other side paddled but for a while before that Hybrid kid took over I felt as though we were going in circles. We made it 1 minute before the boat would sink. I stared at the Island Kawue..odly it rhymed with Yoai and according to this anime nerd i used to sell weed to that was men anime porn.

We began to get off the boat all i could see was sand. No concrete, buildings, nothing. Just sand trees and some punk named Stenners. I turned and looked both ways as I stepped off the glued together plank boat. Near by was a small girl with blackish purple hair. She looked like a hippie so I figured she'd no some about here. "Eh, excuse me miss."

the girl turned and looked at me. "My names Azem, yours?"

The girl puased. "Xrockin"

I nodded my head and gleamed my smile, "I just noticed you and figured I'd come by and say hello. You seemed kinda aloof from the rest of the crowd."

She smirked "As do you."

"Do you know anything about trees?" I asked hoping she'd turn around and gleam as if to say OMGOSH I LOVE TREES!. But she only frowned and laughed, "Me? Trees? Heh, fat chance buddy."

On the otherhand, Marianne was already hugging the first tree she saw.

 

"Laaaaaaaand!" She yelled as she jumped off the boat and ran through the sand. "So like where do go to the bathroom?"

 

"Well actually I justed used that tree you're hugging a minute ago." replied Hybrid with a smirk. Marianne backed away, a disgusted look on her face. "Just kidding."

 

She gave a sigh of relief. "What exactly are we supposed to do on this island? I sure hope he feeds up pie. I love pie."

That was cool, very well written ^_^ I may add some later.

"I shouldn't be here", stuttered Black_Angel nervously, as she walked up the beach on the beautiful island. You see, she had got on the fated cruise by mistake. For all she knew she was on her way to the trip of her lifetime in the USA, but obviously, she should have read her ticket number better. If only she wasn't in such a rush to get away...

 

"SHIT!", she shouted, and kicked a stray coconut violently. This attracted weird looks from the other 'contestants', but she didn't care. Putting her people skills firmly into action, she decided to find a tree to sit under and ponder how to talk to the other contestants. She was just a well mannered English girl to them... a nobody.

From the log of UnhingedMouse [uM0]

 

Feb 27, 2006 - Arrival

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Today I though I was on a cruise around the world for my company Panoramic Views. I was on my way to Thailand to sign a ten figure deal with the people there. I was the first person to board the Poseidon, it was a lovely craft, the likes of which I had never seen before. Anyway, it was a clear summer afternoon, so I was perusing the decks meeting some of the passengers and crew. I even walked in on a game of strip poker. That was a sight to behold. Haha.

 

Later on I met this one guy, his name was... well, I dont remember... I think it started with a V, but just then all went black. I awoke suddenly to a flash of light. What the hell was going on here? This wasnt the cruise I signed up for! A man walked in. The tall, well kempt, devious-looking sort. He began informing us that his name was ShinodaBear and that he was sinking the ship. He told us we were gonna be in some sort of twisted game. He was abandoning us on the island of Kauwe and we would have to vote off each other every few days. I wonder if this sick bastard is gonna make us eat each other in order to survive? I dont think he left us any food. Well, he did leave us some pies, but he rigged them with bombs. Good thing I dont like cherry filling. Anyway, one of us would be left at the end. This person would be the King or Queen of the island and win some prize. He then jumped over the side of the boat into a motor boat which had pulled along side in the confusion and sped off into the distance.

 

I dont know where the crew had gone off to, left with that ShinodaBear guy maybe? All I know is that the ship was sinking fast and we were left in a daze. Someone jumped overboard and started swimming towards the island in the distance. He later turned back as we started lowering the life boats into the water. Haha, smart move that was. I guess hes the sort of person who likes to lead. Although Im wondering how well he thinks things through. So it felt like we paddled forever, but we finally reached the island. Trees, sand, water, sky... as far as the eye could see. So we really were abandoned, damn.

 

I then realized the signing of my ten figure deal was tomorrow! I was gonna miss it! Noooo! I soon got over that fact and decided it was already too late for that, so I must make the best out of my situation. So Im off to go meet the rest of the people here. I think theres about 15 or 16 of us. Woah, someone just ran past without any pants on. Who was that!?! Anyway, I know about 6 or 7 of the people already, I should go meet the rest. I better make friends here, I dont wanna get eaten!

 

Signed,

UnhingedMouse0

Marriane walked out of the jungle. I walked up to her. "Excuse me miss. I couldn't help but noticing you and I wanted to know if you could answer a few questions?" She raised her eyebrows and looked at me funny. "Oh....kay?". "Heh, see I have this cut on my arm..." I lifted my shirt sleve, and revelaed a huge gash. "Oh my gawd! You need some medical help quick! WHY AREN"T YOU FREAKING OUT?" Heheh. "It's just a scratch. Look my shirt is huge and were about to sew it together with the other guy's shirts for shelter as a tent, so since you have a full bikini on underneath that shirt do you think you can...err...possibly let me borrow it to wrap around...cuz...AHH gawd its hurting and bleeding." Marrianes eyes were wide. "Of course!" Score. She took off her shirt and handed it to me. "Much obliged miss. Uh I didn't catch your name." She grinned, "Mariane...whats your name?" I grinned, "Your new bestfriend." I winked and walked away.

 

Hybrid tossed me a bottle of hieniken. "Thanks, how did you get her to do it?" Hybrid said staring at Marianne. "I'm a pimp dawg."

Wait, so we all are adding to this?? o_0

You can if you want to, as far as I know anyways. Everyone else is...

yes, add as muc has you want! :thumbsup:

 

I'm really horrible at fanfic-ing and writing all together, but if you pay attention closely, you might get a clue on what the ShinodaSaver question topic might be. just to spice things up.

 

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The next day, ShinodaBear, not to mention how dead sexy he is, announces the first mission to recieve the first ShinodaSaver.

 

"This mission is called Stone Bowling." SB points out a steep hill. "10 of you are going to stand down at the bottom of the hill while the other 5 take turns trying to knock you over with large boulders. After the first five go they will rotate with the other 2 groups of five. Person who knocks down the most people, will win the ShinodaSaver for round one... originally we wanted to play a game that dealt with curling stones (heavy stones with handles) that are slid toward a target on ice. But the problem was, is that we don't have any ice, and we'd rather see people running for their lives."

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please continue this on what happens during the mission... the more participation i see in this topic, the more i'll try to throw in more hints about the ShinodaSaver topic.

From the log of misery (yes, kind of using UM0s idea, lol):

 

I awoke in a daze, only to realize that our boat was sinking. Startled and panicked, I raced onto the deck to see someone starting to swim to shore. Remembering the safety boat, I quickly ran across the wet and slippery deck, nearly losing my balance.

 

"Come help me!" I shouted. The rest of the crew raced towards me as we carefully lowered the safety boat into the water. The young man who had jumped into the water looked back to see us attempting to paddle our way to safety. He raced back to the boat; it was clearly a safer bet to get to shore than attempting to swim the distance.

 

Once we arrived at shore, the group almost immediately thought of shelter. We decided to use the guys shirts as a makeshift tent until we found a better means of keeping ourself warm and dry throughout the nights.

 

Unfortunately, through all of this, some injuries were sustained. I have a large bruise on my head from when the boat started going down. I guess my head smacked against the wall of the room I was in, and that's what awakened me. Either way, I have a splitting headache. Someone else had a large cut on his arm. Another girl gave him her shirt to wrap his wound.

 

There's quite a group of people here. I'm not sure if I counted right, but there's about 15 or 16 of us here. I figured if I was going to survive on this island, I was going to need to make friends. As I walked by someone, I heard him muttering to himself about some ten figure deal for his company. Heh, rich bastard. I walked over to an attractive girl wearing glasses. She was sitting kind of discluded from the rest of the group. I went over to say hi, and I asked her her name.

 

'It's linkinpark-1. What's yours?'

 

'Misery. Nice to meet you.' I started feeling a little self-conscious, as she was looking at me funny.

 

'Umm..,' she mumbled. I then realized that I was still only in my boxers.

 

'Fuck.'

Xroxkin; lp-1; and I were trudging up a steep hill, with high hopes of getting this 'Shinoda saver'.

"Ah! Damnit!" lp-1 was looking down, she had stepped into a small pool of mud and xrokcin and I stared at her for a second, but each of us quickly took one of her wrists and pulled her out. She flashed a dazzling smile at us, “Thanks! I’m lp-1, who are you?”

“I’m xrockin” she smiled and tilted her head to squint at me, where I stood in the distance.

“Heh, I’m Shadow, preferably, Riss, but I guess, whatever suits you best, works.” I smiled a quick, half smile and began walking again.

Suddenly thee boys came galloping, immaturely up the hill. Misery, azem, and vash. All three of us (xrockin, lp-1, and me) gasped at the stunningly sexy sight. I giggled to myself when, as the six of us approached the top of the hill, I saw azem take xrockin’s hand and throw her forward, closer to the top. She screamed, but we all knew she was enjoying it. I turned to see the mysterious, shady figure of vash approaching me.

“Looks like we’ve already got some romances….” I smiled, straining my voice for the tall and handsome to hear me. He looked down and gave a nod of acknowledgment and continued walking. I looked up and shaded my eyes; I saw most of the other ahead, lp-1 with the lead. And as I turned around I noticed the other 9 catching up. I knelt down and rolled up the pant legs on my jeans and ripped off the bottom of the left pant leg to tie back my long hair. I groaned and rubbed the back of my neck.

Just the thought of another month or two of this; exhausted me. But at the same time, I smiled a wicked smile, looking forward to the pleasure of playing such a game.

Hahaha I love this , but why is it always me and Hamid? Its ok though... but yea I would write but Im kinda shabby at making up things.

Shani and Hamid= <3<3<3<3<3<3<3* inffinity +1 *infinity again! ha! XD You both know you love it. heh, ok, I'm done..... this makes me feel like a little kid again... meh... Damnit Riss! STFU! hehehehehe (OMG, I actually giggled!)

In an attempt to prove he isn't a complete idiot, Hybrid decides to try to entertain the rest of the castaways by rapping, fogetting the fact that he is lacking music. Atfer he was finished, everyone was indeed laughing at him, and calling him an idiot, obviously his plan didn't work.

 

So, he again tries to talk to Marianne, which was difficult due to the fact that she couldn't stop laughing. So then he left and tried to Stenners who did the same, and then he decided to go to sleep.

However, much to Hybrid Soldiers dismay, one person was NOT uncontrollibly<sp?> laughing at him. He didn't now this girls name who was only politely claping at him for a job well-done. So, he decieded to go over to the girl with red hair and ask her name, "i'm greyfoxx" she replyed.

 

During the night, the 'castaways' had a horrible time trying to get some sleep. Stenners was tring to figure out what Greyfoxxs' answer to him asking her out could possibly be, Greyfoxx was trying to figure out what to do, Hybrid Soldier was coming out with a plan to make everyone feel better, and everone else was trying to figure out whom to make an alliance with.

fucking hell, i just wrote loads and then my damn pc crashed and i lost all of it *cries*

 

I'll write it again in a bit and edit.