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I thought this could be a bit of fun, people know I like to complain about stuff but here goes

 

So I went onto Myspace, that social networking site where you sort of talk to people you know and stalk people who you don't know but really do want to know and hope for some good pictures in the progress, well anyways I went on to see if I had any comments or messages or whatever else (someone adding me when I dont know them or yet another indie band adding me) when I noticed the feature profile.

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/1be86176e28e83bac41916617acd57b4.jpg

 

Thats right, Avril fucking Laviegne in an animated anime series! OH MY GOD! I bet teenage girls are wetting themselves right now at this sight. I mean who comes up with this idea, what good could possibly ever come out of a myspace based series, avril and cheap animation?

 

http://www.myspace.com/avrillavigne

 

So I went on her profile & OH MY GOD!

 

First of all the thing is to damned graphic intensive to watch the video as your prescious reasources dwindle away on these money grabbing adverts and gimmicks. Also a very hmmm I would say attractive but stick with well looking Avril on the page. But with all the airbrushing and make up covering her truthfully achne ridden face (have seen pics) is probably just slowing me down further.

 

When the video deasides to play what you get isnt actually animation, its a comic... that you cant read as the screen is too small. And when blown up.... well it didnt seem to let me blow it up.... but judging from the scenes on show I bet the script is terrible & also you greated with an instrumental of Girlfriend.... seriously its a pop song & instrumentals of pop songs rarley go down well as its the same thing looped over and over..

 

This has been me ranting, please come back for more later!

 

But hey, not all is bad right?

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/472f0180135aa4ee8c3a62404ac6b1e6.jpg

 

As is the traditonal use for myspace

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/472f0180135aa4ee8c3a62404ac6b1e6.jpgp

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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lol yeah matt sygy is right (never thought i'd say that) if you don't like her why go look. i don't like eminem but do you see me looking him up on myspace......NO!!!!

 

you cant rant about something you inflicted upon yourself!!!!!

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Sygy you think i'm being serious? Oh wordy word :O

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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allie is right.... but still i cant believe how far advertising has gone... and you even have to buy those crappy shit

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where, your being serious or not its really silly anyways, your just just promoting her whether its in a negative or positive light! and o wordy word, cut back on the sarcasm, darling.

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Lol, well see pseudo advertising is one of the drawbacks of complaining. But, don't let that stop you lol. Hell, if everyone didn't complain because they were afraid of accidentally advertising then what the hell would be the point of arguing or anything?

 

haha, thats true.

 

oh magically matthew, i see the errors of my way, how could i ever doubt you?

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Haha you're worse than me when it comes to complaining! And that's saying something...

 

Anyway yeah Avrils gay though Girlfriend is a really horribly addictive tune =(

thats if you like 'hey' and 'you' alot XP

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So today is my credit top up day for my mobile phone, my super sexy out of date Sony Erricson k510i needed money for me to call people about the weekend. After pay day at work I only had £20 notes... these were all the new super sexy £20 notes which look like this.

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/d9311cff86fea8df9c72672485ffdb2c.jpg

 

Now I needed to go get my credit with nothing but these massive £20 notes which have now been around for quite alot of months now. Now the place I go to is a M & M Convinence store and i'm pretty sure if your in the UK you have been to a couple of these in your lifetime, they dont do topups at the counter but use a rather sexy windows operated top up machine.

 

http://www.coinstar.co.uk/uk/prodA1-03.jpg

 

SEXY!

 

Anyways I procceded to push the screen untill my £10 top up purchase was ready, I wetted in excitment as the process begun it asked for my money, I put in my money it..... it spat out my money! I ironed the creases out of my money and tried again and again it spat it out, the ungrateful machines havent been upgraded yet to suit the new £20! This meant I had to go all the way to the counter and ask for change!!!! CHANGE! Okay thats not too bad but as I turned around I had lost my place in queue!

 

Alls I ask Coinstar is to upgraded the cash slots on your machines to make life easier for

 

http://cdn.last.fm/avatar/639a8ec725713808274016a88b2f0fd1.jpg

 

and

 

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/img/sexy-cashier-prank.jpg

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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I LOVE THE NEW TWENTIES!

My dad got me one and I was like weeee!

 

And top up machines confuse me I'd much rather go to Somerfield and have the attractive boy who can't see past his fringe serve me ^^

 

 

I also like how you used pictures to make it simpler ^_^ Simpleness <3

i still love you, girl from mars.

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ALSION! you push

 

Top Up

Your Network

£5,£10 or £20

Push Purchase

Put money in

Done

 

With the fringe (in skinny jeans maybe) its probably

 

Hi can i have £10 for vodafone please

Sure

errrrr £30 for orange right?

No £10 for vodafone please

Errrr okay

*gives recipt*

type it in

SORRY THIS IS NOT VALID

 

I once got an orange voucher instead! RUFF! (this is true story cept it was a middle aged lady)

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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Well when I was 3 you had to put a mininum of £15 on and you had to choose how much of it went on texts and how much of it went on voice minutes and how much went on general purpose!

 

You could only get discounts if you desognated them to texts or voice! RUFF!

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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