B
Black, dont fuckin ask
Guest
MAYHEM, VIOLENCE, bad puppie dogs, put down that woman
+++
drop it mungrel
..
..
..
and th other half
dont know where she's been
+++
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+++
Roberta Flack
'The First time Ever I saw Your'
+++
ya ****in mungrels
+++
wanna game of soccer with her head ?
just kidding
i'd have t put my steel cap boots on
+++
in unrelated news
a number of australian men
were found behind th machine shops
playin russian roullette today
at th news that
antonia kidman
was back on th market
+++
very scary
+++
some say
cuter than her sister nicole
some say
get me th **** out of here
+++
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Amorous'
+++
if she starts rootin yr leg just
dont do anythin man
bad dog
+++
more drugs over here thang...
..
..
..
that hand gets
slower evry day
+++
i wonder if yr brother
that worked for gomez addams
used to smoke
drugs out of th mullbowl too
+++
i know goez didnt class it as mastrbation
it was when he found thing
in bed with morticia
man
+++
how do ya torture a
hand
+++
we'll need
a five foot ten inch blond
two five inch n
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++
ails
and a hammer
+++
i'll teach it to play
hammertoe
+++
u will talk u know
+++
cured five
autistic kids this week
+++
reckons her sister is
taller than that
we can shrink th bitch u know
+++
easier to take away
than to add
+++
bad puppie dogs
+++
still a bit
merry frm th weekend
+++
mad page three model bitch
+++
if ya didnt photograph so nice i'd
+++
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+++
Modern English
'Melt With You'
+++
i'm not in luv
+++
still puttin **** on female celebrities
+++
and stop callin me a
celebrity
cow
i said i was not
going to perform
+++
ended up in th surf
on a unicycle
riskin drunken ****wits
runnin otu to take out th clown
whiel th unicycle
on th edge of it;s
performance envelope
+++
at th fabricators shed this morning
we were out wi th firehose
gettin as much water as we could
into th bearings
****in salt water
so much fun to play in
+++
"th cuddle was worth it"
+++
ok man
+++
thang
SLAM
...
..
just th cricket bat thang
wait till t h thrwoin axe arrives
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
+++
HA
+++
got im
+++
it's just liek a paper cut in th web
+++
he be walkin funny for days
+++
catwoman
was
tellin tales of
morticia's advenbtures again
when we on th piss
late saturday night
+++
and some of ours
hey girl
+++
i did not dirty dance with that woman
+++
well
+++
we changed themes and
headbanged at th blues festival
we both got th hair for it
big hair
+++
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+++
Cake
'Going the Distance'
+++
sometin about punting an experimental unicycle
thru a blues festival crowd
+++
**** i was out of it
+++
catwmaon slope doff
to buy somemore bourbons and
i sat with th
toddler
asleep in his pram
facinth wrong way
on th closed street
with th
suspension monoshock unicycle
layin beside me
about fifteen ppl
stopped to say gday
yeah she is fun in th surf
+++
coated in sand and
th wizard is just kickin back ok
drop dead gorgeous
has sloped off to th bottlo
she'll get served faster than me
+++
oh ehllo u
+++
we made some friends
+++
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+++
James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
+++
if iw as any mor eout of it
i probly
still woulda been out on th street
doin broadslides on th unicycle
she shouldnt encourage me
+++
damn
+++
something about a pretty girl
+++
she walked up
saw th
measure of th
talent i was sittin with and
didnt come up for a second conversation
+++
this maori chick
asked yesterday arv
down at tweed heads
lovely lady
such nice hospitality
how do i handle th chicks
i dont stop
as a rule
+++
then asked me for another
land surfing demo
+++
her boyrfriend
so out of it
he wobbled back to th unit
we all did about th same amount ofcones and
we'd had a coupel bourbons
before arriving and
we were all out of it
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'A Well Respected Man'
+++
up to nine bourbons and
th uncicyle still fits perfect
after that
it starts to get loose
afte rmidnight
i liked to start
with nine bourbons
it;s looser
+++
jumpn traffic islands
+++
listening to catwoman
tellin em
about my unicycle
goin down
murwillambahs skatebowl wall
hello
i'm back again
+++
we stayed out of th bowls this weekend
+++
flight test
went into
a rock venue
+++
yackin with it;s fabricator
over a cone
this morning
they arent expecting
amad uncicyle
to cum around em
at speed
oh yeah man
lotsa slides
+++
never seen that
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Lola'
+++
think diesel was on stage and
no-one complained when i walked it thru th gate
distracted by th hot redhead maybe
hmm
+++
apparently
we had a
security guard
standin close
when we picked a possie
+++
never said anythin
+++
wot did u tell em at th gate girl ?
+++
it had a bright redlight
flashin on th beast
all th time
ya dont wanna trip over it
+++
u were well received nippleclamp
+++
avoided most of th cameras
+++
good girl
+++
havent u ever sena grwon man dance on a unicycle before ?
+++
hwo's this catwoman ?
radar
on mash
his second name
is eugene too
weird
+++
i got inbuil tradar
why i havent hit a pedestrian
and put em in hospit
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+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++
al in 7 yrs
+++
extreme unicycling
they;re all mindless missiles
those human beings
+++
specially when they
congregate
mob behaviour
+++
i made it out of th surf
withotu soem drunk ****wit
tryin to take out th clown
in th surf
breathed a huge
sigh of relief and
rode better for th ppl's
after that
+++
catwoman
tryin to figure out
how many
smiles on dials
we racked up
art for art's sake
u know
+++
a few babe
+++
just ****in spun
+++
"genie"
+++
yeah alright dickhead
+++
we havent heard frm uncle gene in a while
where are ya genie ?
he got his boat bakc in th water ?
+++
mad dutchman
+++
beena whiuelsince
catwamoan
wa sa page three model
she still got it
+++
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+++
Canned Heat
'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc'
+++
she wants to move back
to th bush
mad hippie chick
+++
who loves to dance
+++
th ****ers let me take my wheelchair in
only got one wheel
and were mellow as
lovely blues on broadbeach festival
+++
gotta build that
surf stroller
for cartin younguns
on th beach
+++
huge market
+++
we worked out th
design criteria
at table
on th weekend but
+++
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+++
Fleetwood Mac
'The Chain'
+++
couldnt it have a
jewellery picker upper
built in
a catch tray underneath
oh
other way
we motorise it
electrical assistance
+++
i was conceived somewhere around here
+++
th old lady was
workin up there
in th chevron
at th time
+++
i guess it;s
same rules as
motorisin
bicycles and
skateboards and
hmm
unicycles
200 watts max
+++
yeah right ****
+++
my jap multi
sidecar
that used ot pull
oen wheel wheelies leavint h pug
was an 1100 c unicycle
with five grears
+++
they so slow these manufacturers
+++
i found a two speed uni
for sale on th net
trippy
+++
we already done th
testing
we can make those transitions
clean concrete drain to
mossy rain
adn th wheel spinning
two for one
giv eme 7 gears man
watch th safety bicycles
get ****in skittled
+++
****in girls bikes
got a diamond frame and
two wheels
not even an
ordinary bicycle
safety bicycle = girls bike
+++
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+++
Regurgitator
'Social Disaster'
+++
wikkipeida
ahead of most
nice coverage of th unicycle
evenknow when th ****ers started to go crazy
in th eighties
+++
one livin in th sidecar of mine
that wouldnt stay on three wheels
+++
up on two wheels
th boat int h air
leavint h pub
then
freerev
to nien grand
jap multi
high performanc emotor
lift th whoel lot
onto one wheel
****
th unicycle fell out
huge slide
+++
pull a ewie
cant have that
thank th god of ockie straps
+++
hey rohan
+++
had a
rottwe
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+++
Members of Mayday
'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01'
+++
iler
livin in his sidecar
a three man sidecar
and it filled it
needed a thirteen hundred kwaka
to haul it
nuthing
touched rockin rohan's
sidecar
+++
if ya get past his
mastiffs
th snakes are
probly roamin th house
i wouldnt man
+++
so many lethal critters in this country
+++
me and th maori lady
had a few
usual aggressive words
she made me cuddle her
before she let me leave
+++
hmmm
+++
i di get warning
+++
i was doin
slides
at th frnt of th parked car
in th carpark
pullin up at a dead stop
a foot off th bumper and
another lap they askin for
dotn bother stoppin just
rid eoff th tirck and
sailin again
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+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++
playin chicken
with parked cars
its not my car
+++
aired down to about
ten pound
th little knobbie tyre
makes suitable noise
who needs ****in brakes ****
+++
umm
i do
+++
if we manage seven speeds
we gotta pullt hbitch up
at over twnety odd k
th unicycle
breaks work
+++
our last trial build
brakes ont h uni
was under th seat post
handle
feels odd
+++
thinkin on
motorized skateboard
controls
+++
a handheld controller
+++
cable hydraulic trippy
+++
trippy th hydro kangaroo
+++
**** they got waste dman
dont know wot they used to smokin
though is did taste theirs
just an emergency bud
floatin around th car
left th stash up th road
+++
so much resin man
th witchdcotor scores good weed huh
+++
cool man
+++
**** he was shitfaced
+++
couldnt believe
iw as throwin nbippleclamp
around
liek a bitch
th mad uni
and after three bongs
+++
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+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
it's all good brother
+++
he got a two speed hub
up and running trippy
we lsoint h egde
but our suspension system
stoelen frm th front end
of a modified sidecar
just ridint h frnt end
of th modified sidecar
he gets it
+++
too many pics bein taken trippy
+++
th nxt
prototype
also gunn ab ei nsteel
movin to th 26
+++
had this guy trippe dout
talkin about ridin
sixty inch
solo wheels
in th larger surf
we will man
drag is th killer but
stay in th white water
+++
it be liek th
old peny farthing
th downtube
follwin down th big
wheel and
we have a tail
that sits int h back of th wave
offset i think
can i have control of
th rudder pls
th surf unicycle
mark two
+++
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+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Alice'S Restaurant Massacree'
+++
**** arlo man
th first version
worked so good
we wore it out
+++
built in obsolesence
workin in th
salt and sand
+++
but
when ya catch a wave man
onth
27
th tail hangin int h back of th wave
wherei got th idea
liek turbo charging
is awesome ride
+++
we need gears and
we'll have to stay
between th flags
in th surfing zone
u not
supposedot be
swimming in th this region
u are not
covered
+++
th surfin wheels will run u over
+++
th early one would
ride int wo feet of water
so light htat
half bicycle
+++
least drag
smalles footprint
low tide
int h white water
with deflated tyres down to
12 lb
+++
flat tyre city
+++
nippleclamp
bigger footprint
th knobbie
too big for serious surf
+++
ic an ride a uncicyle
with aflat tyre
lost it
in th surf somewhere
didnt feel it go
+++
more drugs over here ///
..
..
..
+++
dont get in th road of th big wheel
+++
yr a pedestrian
in a designated surfing zone
+++
u swim between those flags
we surf between em too
we just got th other side
+++
**** off ****
+++
we losin too many tourists
in th wild surf
+++
we call them sad tourists cause they
s ee
a ustralia and
d ie
+++
i bet u she can sing
an e flat above high c
give me th five inch nail
+++
told this chick i;d tie her to chlothesline fo r week
and she'd fit those jeans
and she;d thank me for it afterwards and
she agreed
+++
i even said i;d only water her twice in th week but
she was still good about it
+++
ah man
+++
no different frm starving
special patrol group
stupid hamster
+++
u have to fit this bikini by friday
+++
hmm
+++
once a model
always a model
+++
she showed me this photograph of er
not a yr ago
and
i couldnt recognise th bitch
+++
alright chameleon
who;s this chick
oh it;s u
+++
damn
+++
u mean ppl seein me cartin this out
+++
****
+++
no wonder that hot redhead
jumped up
on th podium with us that night
+++
damn she wanted to **** u too
+++
straightest chick i know
+++
ya missed out catwoman
she was good
we both dirty danced wi her for three hours
+++
if she handt of
jumped on yr boyfirend at th time
things coulda been much different
****in redheads
+++
i know rohan
i married a
six foot one inch
she was taller than that
redhead
on a harley to led zeppelin
she knows
+++
when i was cartin versace lady jane around
another hot redhead
she told er
+++
was fun knockin aorudn with pair of them but
wouldnt do it for more than three days
+++
one of em
would punch th other out
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Breed'
+++
ah man
i'm past commentating on cat fights
that tiem with gooey
watchin donna dumb **** and
mole inda
beatin **** out of each other
+++
we'd been four in a bed and
donna
decide fto swap partners in th intermission
me and gooey just
both cracked a new stubbie
and drank beer while
commentating on th fight
+++
we'll get dressed after th bitches get tired and
get back on th bikes and take em home
i'm puttin money on melinda
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++
one eighth aboriginal and
she won her share of chick fights
in th girls dunnies at th pub
+++
would fall asleep
on th bakc of th bike
everywhere
no **** melinda
i thought i wa sont h sidecar
too drunk
we tookt h toy
hundred cc bike
solo and
i;ve just gotten off it and
walked away
wihtout puttin down th stand
she stayed upright ten seconds
i got thru th gate man
was funny as till
it started burnin into her leg
hto exhaust
i todl ya
stop fallin asleep onth bike
+++
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+++
David Bowie
'Under pressure'
+++
damn
ok
it was abotu when
we were listenin t this
i'm old ok
jsut young int h head
+++
th body wont
exit puberty
*******
+++
sore nuts
+++
it'll take four days
to get catwoman
our of my
sensitive body;s
memory
+++
she;s worth it
+++
we have fun
+++
little brother says i stuck in teenage
my mind startin to agree
i'm startin to see
at least th first
four hundred yrs
i wander this earth and
others
+++
my forever eyes
stll scanning forward
for my death and
i cant see it
+++
i remember being born
+++
wot my name is
here wipe this
+++
i dotn rememebr th ending'
little black *******
+++
h
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+++
The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
+++
dragon lady
+++
tryin to
figure out
at which second i was born
+++
if i came out
like my firstborn son did
but
very few remember me
ever bein anywhere
here wipe this
memory
+++
i was there
i got photos and
my diary page but
she's forgotten i was there
kuta lady
+++
th whole family
+++
it;s a witchdoctor gift
+++
come on forever eyes
i dont want to
live forever
would i jump
into skatebowls on a unicycle if i wanted to
****in perverse universe
+++
workin agin me
+++
wot it gets
for bein made form an
infinitely small particle
+++
has to be opposite of
an infinitely large universe
+++
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+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++
i get it
the universe
has to break th rules of th universe
+++
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
if th universe
wasnt made of
nothing
and break it;s own rules
then it wouldnt work
+++
th is
not is
nature of th uni verse
+++
is this
wot i;ve ridden unicycles for
21 yrs for
zen
and th art of unicycle maintenance
+++
this guy agreed
th other night
and
thoguht abotu it
some times
we have to rememebr
it is all made out of nothing
+++
george harrison's view
a big
cartoon universe
i think he understood
+++
keep it simple stupid
wot is th secret
of th universe
+++
th basic premise
+++
an unequal equation
+++
but in
balance
+++
if there is not time
and space
we dont neeed
gazillions of
tiny dots
infinitely small particles
just one
+++
a singularity
which paints a universe
that has no end
+++
th infinite uni verse
used to boggle th mind
no more so
to think small
+++
anything is
possible
+++
and law and order
want a speed limit
on th universe
yeah right
+++
u dont understand th universe
+++
so wrappedup in
god
some guy in white robes
up in th clouds
from prehistoric times
+++
grow up
pls
+++
****in
neotenous species
adult in it;s
juvenile form
+++
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+++
Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
+++
u dont think u ppl behave as adults do u ?
+++
u grew up
+++
and out of puberty
+++
watchin my friends and family
growin old
whiel thay all bitch
my body is still
like it was when it was eighteen
i pay a price ****
+++
sore balls for th most part
evry day
****in teasin bitches
+++
if i didnt have marijuana
and a unicycle
i wouldnt be hangin out
with a page three model
+++
a classic australian mag
+++
preferr ya in th flesh
woddya mean
does yr bum look big in this
if we go over light spped
u can see for yrself
i told you were cute
walkin thru th door
+++
this dude ordered a special ocarina
pottery
i screed and
suigeested a black hole
with s ingulairyt
runnint h other way form th
explosion
+++
he went ballistic
+++
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+++
Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
+++
one of his fave
thignsa to read about
black holes
loves em
toldim th
spaceship tale
quarte rmillion kiloemtrelong
spaceship
i;d put ont h net
two nights earlier
a psi fi tale and he
creamed man
he does dig black holes
+++
if we throw in a singularity
and a pinch
it;;ll explode and giveus some of that mass
and huge diamonds
fopr lining ht insid eof th ship
he even understood
hwo th ship
has to keep growin
i gave him th
feeding istructions
+++
its a shark starship
+++
and one of em
will swallow a black hole
one day
+++
we'll run around
blowin em up
+++
catwoman
threw a book past my eyes
on th aztecs
i read th whoel thing
th young fella bathing and
eating
pottery ocarinas hey
+++
hmm
+++
i got two commisions for new
ocarinas
maybe if i
do a
collection
+++
th toilet ocarina
he liked th sound of
had to open up th
top chamber
to get it to sound right
in th wet clay
+++
thrwoin wire
into th pottery matrix
it came out of th pores
we can build with it
like steel reinforced concrete
+++
to
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+++
?
'?'
+++
set th diamonds in
+++
high temp ceramic and
steel wire thru th pores
th entire inner wall
ofth ship
and outer
ablative
big mouth and
big arse
+++
we want
everything to fall
to th rear
even when stationary
+++
it'll do it anyway
if it flies far enough
+++
snap off tail
one of th weapons
+++
with open gills and
lotsa litle things flyin thru and round it
where's that confounded bridge ?
+++
hard to see
+++
when robert plant sang
has anybody seen the bridge ?
i'm a background singer
i know wot he was singin about but
him and i both know th power of
music
+++
usedot make shivers run up my spine
+++
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+++
Blind Melon
'No Rain'
+++
this song
to sing
gotta be a singer to understand
and th guy is dead
+++
when cat stevens
sings
longer boats
i
trip somethin feirce
+++
th magic mushies
i blame
+++
th flashbacks can
take u
+++
well
i ran my spaceship
theory
past a real human and
he ****in near ejaculated
loves it
+++
so many diamonds man
smalla nd
large
th nut crackers
built into th ull
th helix inside
with switchbalc curves
and
smaller ships hunting inside th beast
hangin outsid ehoels
th siz eof which
arent bigger than their mouths
tilltehy can face
th big crossings
th things i see
are huge
+++
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+++
AC
'Walk All Over You'
+++
acdc computer
+++
that tag needs fixing
or i gotta finish that prgoram that listens to th song
+++
wot was it called
"jenny.exe"
+++
i look up into th heavens
not necessary
i can look thru th earth now
old
trained psychic
and i find lost humans in
th hugest ships
+++
lookin forward in
time
even though i know
it doesnt exist
+++
**** i wish space was empty
th drugs i consume man
+++
if i can put a travel warning on indonesia
seven days before her capital goes
two thirds underwater
i can
adn more than once
can i turst this
vision of htis
huge diamond encrusted starship
+++
its so thick man
and th computers put in
any amount of tunnels
fo rother ****
as she abulding
frm th outside in
+++
but frm a distance
th outer hull looks smooth
woudl swallow red dwarf and
go lookinf or her sister ships
++
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+++
City High
'Cats And Dogs'
+++
swallow yr mining vessel whole
thsi a lter
human mining vessel
it eats planets
+++
flakes em off a bit at a time
as they skitter down th
inside of th huge starship
trps colelcting dust
after th first hundred thosuand kilomteres of
diaomond encrusted
wall
th ship can build anything
and destroy most things
+++
heavy metals
collected here
+++
liek a giant diffraction column
+++
always builidng and
when evr th thing salows down th
robots go inside
to put in new
hueg planetary and
larger
diamonds
th pressure needed to
make th big buggers
they tougher than regular diamonds
+++
but
th universe is
big
+++
th environementalist screamin
we kiillin a bunch of planets for
oen spaceship
+++
doesnt undersdtand
th universe
+++
an idiot
+++
th hot redhead
vegetarian
bought me soem lamb roast
she's not an idiot
+++
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+++
Bob Marley
'Jammin'
+++
huge diamonds
i was explainin my
weird psi fi talei;d written to this guy
th girls were
listentingto and
eyes liek saucers
th things we'll pull out of
black holes
+++
we were a bit
out of it
+++
i watched it man
th other end was runnin away
it got away
even after th thing burst
+++
a teardrop
with a helix twist
in a pottery ocarina
i'll make it big dude
could be interesting
+++
it threw a pile of mass at me
in retrospect
+++
and took off for th weeds
we will catch some of em
+++
how big do we have to build ?
+++
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+++
Nine Inch Nails
'Nine Inch Nails - **** You Lik'
+++
to **** u liek an animal
+++
th only way
we find out wt a planet really mad eof
is to go to
another planetary systema nd
lob in enough nukes to crack th ***** and then
eat th evidence
thru a shark class starship
seen it
+++
up till then
it;s all ****in theory
+++
how big does a rock have to be
to squash th carbon deposits
inisde it
to make huge diamonds
+++
no wumm
how do we get rid of this
ewxcess carbon
we got blowin round everyhwere
****in idiots
just dont wanna spend th money
compress it
+++
surely we can take th o2 out
frm co2
+++
we can do most things
+++
when th first bright bugger goes
lets take th extra seawater we dotn need
out into space
and stor it there
for later use in space
+++
crazy eddie
+++
they'll have to burn water to do it
well
methane hydrate
water ice with
methane in it
stacks of it under th ocean
+++
ah yeah but
will we find htat
under other
open water seas
means th temp right for life and
methane generation
+++
our water landing
space shuttles
will find out
+++
pls pls pls
+++
be a primitive alien planet
dont shoot me
+++
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+++
Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
+++
have to jump back in my car and
blow yr whole planet up
+++
but that;s a crime
without th man investigating first
+++
if they ever find out about it
+++
nobody saw me do it
it never ****in happened
+++
****in idiot
didnt see th
huge shark class psaceship
blottin out
half of his heavens
and took a potshot at me
**** u ****
feelin mean today
+++
i'll just take heavy mnetals and
planet diamonds and
make a killing on th deal
i kill squillions of beings
on a daily basis
space is big
+++
be psychic enough not to get taken
its yr only
defense
+
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+++
Jewel
'Standing Still'
+++
like killgore
in
good morning vietnam
he wont get hit
too ****in confident
+++
doesnt care
+++
they;ve pussifed our species so much
th *****s would make us
wear safety helmets
as we go over ligth spped
if ya hit somethin
and u arent a lot bigger than they are
night night
+++
it aint empty and
it;s there for taking
why we ****in around here
+++
"religion"
+++
ya reckon
"positive"
"th greeks had steam opening their"
"temple doors"
"two thousand yrs ago"
****s
+++
"a religious secret"
wot else do they keep secret ?
+++
hmm
+++
no secrets
is th answer
we'd be
in other star stystems already
about
AD 1520 if
my psychic mind reads it right
+++
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+++
Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
+++
my gift
+++
coffee and a bong...
..
..
..
u can too
who's stoppin ya ?
they not game
to test us
en masse
ojth sid es of th road yet
for drugs
they knwo how many of us
travellin stoend to work
evry day
+++
endemic
+++
..
..
..
..
...
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+++
Massive Attack
'09 - hymn of the big wheel.mp'
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
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+++
Jewel
'I Won't Walk Away'
+++
sorry psychic blog
south park was on and
drugs dont smoke emselves
+++
i knew she was cute
i didnt know she was that cute
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Better Things'
+++
i dont wanna see any more photos
i cart out th chick
+++
blew my mind
+++
****in witch
she's had five kids
and she can still look liek she in her twenties
for th camera
+++
smile
+++
rub two faggots together
and u can make a fire
ya have t tie em
to th frnt of bulldozers and
have fast hydraulics and
one of em generally
clicks his bic
lighter
but ya can do it
+++
kenny's spirit
doesnt mumble
thru his clothes
+++
stuck in cartman
+++
..
..
..
i want u to remember
that flinging dogshit at yr neighbour
with a mower
is considered
unruly behaviour
+++
i was usin a tractor
+++
here puppie dogs
u mungrels been fed yet ?
..
..
..
they didnt try to eat me
when i got my orange juice so
i think it;s all good
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
tryin to get used to
goin back to livin
two and half men
th young fella is home
again
+++
th night before ya ran away
my psychic diary was
titled
one of my babies is missing
not much we miss
+++
i'll tell im about it
once he;s settled down
no mate
we both knew a day or so
before ya split
yr uncle and yr father
both psychic
+++
we talked about
runnin otu and trackin ya down
we wer eboth headed to
either to
o r
past th town u were in but
we decided to let ya run and
wear th consequuences
+++
i think he's moved in for good this time
+++
we can generally track im down
but he;s one of us
+++
yr grandfather
was only a yr older than u
when he jumped a border
with a luger in his hand
+++
yr old man was
goin to th truck show there
and i ahd a date with th hot redhead
down th edge of th island
had to pass thru
where ya were
+++
i';d cringe less it if
wasnt to do with
safety bicycles but
u know better
+++
no brother
i was at a rockvenue
stuffin nippleclamp thru th crowd
****in insane unicycle
+++
i missed this chick';s
leg by about a foot
and was sideways
i thought it was touch and go but
th knobie hung on
pitchie
grass and
trampled to death
outside
on th foreshore
+++
was fun as man
+++
she saw somethin new
+++
whit ejack
dragged me back to meet er
crawled aruound her three times
oh hello
+++
learned to walk but
prefers to crawl
i'm his minder
he got
walkabout disease
hittin early
we dont discourage these things...
+++
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+++
Kylie Minogue
'Sweet Music'
+++
yr mum says it was yr
second rockconcert white jack
+++
lost is mum
wi his minder in tow
th wizard
th little bugger got given a wee football
by a little girl
who loved him
that had wizard written on it
+++
soem kind of
loan promotion
wizard indeed
+++
th redhead
liekd it ok
really...
+++
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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++
+++
drop it mungrel
..
..
..
and th other half
dont know where she's been
+++
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+++
Roberta Flack
'The First time Ever I saw Your'
+++
ya ****in mungrels
+++
wanna game of soccer with her head ?
just kidding
i'd have t put my steel cap boots on
+++
in unrelated news
a number of australian men
were found behind th machine shops
playin russian roullette today
at th news that
antonia kidman
was back on th market
+++
very scary
+++
some say
cuter than her sister nicole
some say
get me th **** out of here
+++
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Amorous'
+++
if she starts rootin yr leg just
dont do anythin man
bad dog
+++
more drugs over here thang...
..
..
..
that hand gets
slower evry day
+++
i wonder if yr brother
that worked for gomez addams
used to smoke
drugs out of th mullbowl too
+++
i know goez didnt class it as mastrbation
it was when he found thing
in bed with morticia
man
+++
how do ya torture a
hand
+++
we'll need
a five foot ten inch blond
two five inch n
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++
ails
and a hammer
+++
i'll teach it to play
hammertoe
+++
u will talk u know
+++
cured five
autistic kids this week
+++
reckons her sister is
taller than that
we can shrink th bitch u know
+++
easier to take away
than to add
+++
bad puppie dogs
+++
still a bit
merry frm th weekend
+++
mad page three model bitch
+++
if ya didnt photograph so nice i'd
+++
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+++
Modern English
'Melt With You'
+++
i'm not in luv
+++
still puttin **** on female celebrities
+++
and stop callin me a
celebrity
cow
i said i was not
going to perform
+++
ended up in th surf
on a unicycle
riskin drunken ****wits
runnin otu to take out th clown
whiel th unicycle
on th edge of it;s
performance envelope
+++
at th fabricators shed this morning
we were out wi th firehose
gettin as much water as we could
into th bearings
****in salt water
so much fun to play in
+++
"th cuddle was worth it"
+++
ok man
+++
thang
SLAM
...
..
just th cricket bat thang
wait till t h thrwoin axe arrives
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
+++
HA
+++
got im
+++
it's just liek a paper cut in th web
+++
he be walkin funny for days
+++
catwoman
was
tellin tales of
morticia's advenbtures again
when we on th piss
late saturday night
+++
and some of ours
hey girl
+++
i did not dirty dance with that woman
+++
well
+++
we changed themes and
headbanged at th blues festival
we both got th hair for it
big hair
+++
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+++
Cake
'Going the Distance'
+++
sometin about punting an experimental unicycle
thru a blues festival crowd
+++
**** i was out of it
+++
catwmaon slope doff
to buy somemore bourbons and
i sat with th
toddler
asleep in his pram
facinth wrong way
on th closed street
with th
suspension monoshock unicycle
layin beside me
about fifteen ppl
stopped to say gday
yeah she is fun in th surf
+++
coated in sand and
th wizard is just kickin back ok
drop dead gorgeous
has sloped off to th bottlo
she'll get served faster than me
+++
oh ehllo u
+++
we made some friends
+++
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+++
James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
+++
if iw as any mor eout of it
i probly
still woulda been out on th street
doin broadslides on th unicycle
she shouldnt encourage me
+++
damn
+++
something about a pretty girl
+++
she walked up
saw th
measure of th
talent i was sittin with and
didnt come up for a second conversation
+++
this maori chick
asked yesterday arv
down at tweed heads
lovely lady
such nice hospitality
how do i handle th chicks
i dont stop
as a rule
+++
then asked me for another
land surfing demo
+++
her boyrfriend
so out of it
he wobbled back to th unit
we all did about th same amount ofcones and
we'd had a coupel bourbons
before arriving and
we were all out of it
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'A Well Respected Man'
+++
up to nine bourbons and
th uncicyle still fits perfect
after that
it starts to get loose
afte rmidnight
i liked to start
with nine bourbons
it;s looser
+++
jumpn traffic islands
+++
listening to catwoman
tellin em
about my unicycle
goin down
murwillambahs skatebowl wall
hello
i'm back again
+++
we stayed out of th bowls this weekend
+++
flight test
went into
a rock venue
+++
yackin with it;s fabricator
over a cone
this morning
they arent expecting
amad uncicyle
to cum around em
at speed
oh yeah man
lotsa slides
+++
never seen that
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Lola'
+++
think diesel was on stage and
no-one complained when i walked it thru th gate
distracted by th hot redhead maybe
hmm
+++
apparently
we had a
security guard
standin close
when we picked a possie
+++
never said anythin
+++
wot did u tell em at th gate girl ?
+++
it had a bright redlight
flashin on th beast
all th time
ya dont wanna trip over it
+++
u were well received nippleclamp
+++
avoided most of th cameras
+++
good girl
+++
havent u ever sena grwon man dance on a unicycle before ?
+++
hwo's this catwoman ?
radar
on mash
his second name
is eugene too
weird
+++
i got inbuil tradar
why i havent hit a pedestrian
and put em in hospit
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+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++
al in 7 yrs
+++
extreme unicycling
they;re all mindless missiles
those human beings
+++
specially when they
congregate
mob behaviour
+++
i made it out of th surf
withotu soem drunk ****wit
tryin to take out th clown
in th surf
breathed a huge
sigh of relief and
rode better for th ppl's
after that
+++
catwoman
tryin to figure out
how many
smiles on dials
we racked up
art for art's sake
u know
+++
a few babe
+++
just ****in spun
+++
"genie"
+++
yeah alright dickhead
+++
we havent heard frm uncle gene in a while
where are ya genie ?
he got his boat bakc in th water ?
+++
mad dutchman
+++
beena whiuelsince
catwamoan
wa sa page three model
she still got it
+++
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+++
Canned Heat
'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc'
+++
she wants to move back
to th bush
mad hippie chick
+++
who loves to dance
+++
th ****ers let me take my wheelchair in
only got one wheel
and were mellow as
lovely blues on broadbeach festival
+++
gotta build that
surf stroller
for cartin younguns
on th beach
+++
huge market
+++
we worked out th
design criteria
at table
on th weekend but
+++
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+++
Fleetwood Mac
'The Chain'
+++
couldnt it have a
jewellery picker upper
built in
a catch tray underneath
oh
other way
we motorise it
electrical assistance
+++
i was conceived somewhere around here
+++
th old lady was
workin up there
in th chevron
at th time
+++
i guess it;s
same rules as
motorisin
bicycles and
skateboards and
hmm
unicycles
200 watts max
+++
yeah right ****
+++
my jap multi
sidecar
that used ot pull
oen wheel wheelies leavint h pug
was an 1100 c unicycle
with five grears
+++
they so slow these manufacturers
+++
i found a two speed uni
for sale on th net
trippy
+++
we already done th
testing
we can make those transitions
clean concrete drain to
mossy rain
adn th wheel spinning
two for one
giv eme 7 gears man
watch th safety bicycles
get ****in skittled
+++
****in girls bikes
got a diamond frame and
two wheels
not even an
ordinary bicycle
safety bicycle = girls bike
+++
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+++
Regurgitator
'Social Disaster'
+++
wikkipeida
ahead of most
nice coverage of th unicycle
evenknow when th ****ers started to go crazy
in th eighties
+++
one livin in th sidecar of mine
that wouldnt stay on three wheels
+++
up on two wheels
th boat int h air
leavint h pub
then
freerev
to nien grand
jap multi
high performanc emotor
lift th whoel lot
onto one wheel
****
th unicycle fell out
huge slide
+++
pull a ewie
cant have that
thank th god of ockie straps
+++
hey rohan
+++
had a
rottwe
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+++
Members of Mayday
'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01'
+++
iler
livin in his sidecar
a three man sidecar
and it filled it
needed a thirteen hundred kwaka
to haul it
nuthing
touched rockin rohan's
sidecar
+++
if ya get past his
mastiffs
th snakes are
probly roamin th house
i wouldnt man
+++
so many lethal critters in this country
+++
me and th maori lady
had a few
usual aggressive words
she made me cuddle her
before she let me leave
+++
hmmm
+++
i di get warning
+++
i was doin
slides
at th frnt of th parked car
in th carpark
pullin up at a dead stop
a foot off th bumper and
another lap they askin for
dotn bother stoppin just
rid eoff th tirck and
sailin again
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+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++
playin chicken
with parked cars
its not my car
+++
aired down to about
ten pound
th little knobbie tyre
makes suitable noise
who needs ****in brakes ****
+++
umm
i do
+++
if we manage seven speeds
we gotta pullt hbitch up
at over twnety odd k
th unicycle
breaks work
+++
our last trial build
brakes ont h uni
was under th seat post
handle
feels odd
+++
thinkin on
motorized skateboard
controls
+++
a handheld controller
+++
cable hydraulic trippy
+++
trippy th hydro kangaroo
+++
**** they got waste dman
dont know wot they used to smokin
though is did taste theirs
just an emergency bud
floatin around th car
left th stash up th road
+++
so much resin man
th witchdcotor scores good weed huh
+++
cool man
+++
**** he was shitfaced
+++
couldnt believe
iw as throwin nbippleclamp
around
liek a bitch
th mad uni
and after three bongs
+++
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+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
it's all good brother
+++
he got a two speed hub
up and running trippy
we lsoint h egde
but our suspension system
stoelen frm th front end
of a modified sidecar
just ridint h frnt end
of th modified sidecar
he gets it
+++
too many pics bein taken trippy
+++
th nxt
prototype
also gunn ab ei nsteel
movin to th 26
+++
had this guy trippe dout
talkin about ridin
sixty inch
solo wheels
in th larger surf
we will man
drag is th killer but
stay in th white water
+++
it be liek th
old peny farthing
th downtube
follwin down th big
wheel and
we have a tail
that sits int h back of th wave
offset i think
can i have control of
th rudder pls
th surf unicycle
mark two
+++
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+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Alice'S Restaurant Massacree'
+++
**** arlo man
th first version
worked so good
we wore it out
+++
built in obsolesence
workin in th
salt and sand
+++
but
when ya catch a wave man
onth
27
th tail hangin int h back of th wave
wherei got th idea
liek turbo charging
is awesome ride
+++
we need gears and
we'll have to stay
between th flags
in th surfing zone
u not
supposedot be
swimming in th this region
u are not
covered
+++
th surfin wheels will run u over
+++
th early one would
ride int wo feet of water
so light htat
half bicycle
+++
least drag
smalles footprint
low tide
int h white water
with deflated tyres down to
12 lb
+++
flat tyre city
+++
nippleclamp
bigger footprint
th knobbie
too big for serious surf
+++
ic an ride a uncicyle
with aflat tyre
lost it
in th surf somewhere
didnt feel it go
+++
more drugs over here ///
..
..
..
+++
dont get in th road of th big wheel
+++
yr a pedestrian
in a designated surfing zone
+++
u swim between those flags
we surf between em too
we just got th other side
+++
**** off ****
+++
we losin too many tourists
in th wild surf
+++
we call them sad tourists cause they
s ee
a ustralia and
d ie
+++
i bet u she can sing
an e flat above high c
give me th five inch nail
+++
told this chick i;d tie her to chlothesline fo r week
and she'd fit those jeans
and she;d thank me for it afterwards and
she agreed
+++
i even said i;d only water her twice in th week but
she was still good about it
+++
ah man
+++
no different frm starving
special patrol group
stupid hamster
+++
u have to fit this bikini by friday
+++
hmm
+++
once a model
always a model
+++
she showed me this photograph of er
not a yr ago
and
i couldnt recognise th bitch
+++
alright chameleon
who;s this chick
oh it;s u
+++
damn
+++
u mean ppl seein me cartin this out
+++
****
+++
no wonder that hot redhead
jumped up
on th podium with us that night
+++
damn she wanted to **** u too
+++
straightest chick i know
+++
ya missed out catwoman
she was good
we both dirty danced wi her for three hours
+++
if she handt of
jumped on yr boyfirend at th time
things coulda been much different
****in redheads
+++
i know rohan
i married a
six foot one inch
she was taller than that
redhead
on a harley to led zeppelin
she knows
+++
when i was cartin versace lady jane around
another hot redhead
she told er
+++
was fun knockin aorudn with pair of them but
wouldnt do it for more than three days
+++
one of em
would punch th other out
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Breed'
+++
ah man
i'm past commentating on cat fights
that tiem with gooey
watchin donna dumb **** and
mole inda
beatin **** out of each other
+++
we'd been four in a bed and
donna
decide fto swap partners in th intermission
me and gooey just
both cracked a new stubbie
and drank beer while
commentating on th fight
+++
we'll get dressed after th bitches get tired and
get back on th bikes and take em home
i'm puttin money on melinda
+++
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The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++
one eighth aboriginal and
she won her share of chick fights
in th girls dunnies at th pub
+++
would fall asleep
on th bakc of th bike
everywhere
no **** melinda
i thought i wa sont h sidecar
too drunk
we tookt h toy
hundred cc bike
solo and
i;ve just gotten off it and
walked away
wihtout puttin down th stand
she stayed upright ten seconds
i got thru th gate man
was funny as till
it started burnin into her leg
hto exhaust
i todl ya
stop fallin asleep onth bike
+++
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+++
David Bowie
'Under pressure'
+++
damn
ok
it was abotu when
we were listenin t this
i'm old ok
jsut young int h head
+++
th body wont
exit puberty
*******
+++
sore nuts
+++
it'll take four days
to get catwoman
our of my
sensitive body;s
memory
+++
she;s worth it
+++
we have fun
+++
little brother says i stuck in teenage
my mind startin to agree
i'm startin to see
at least th first
four hundred yrs
i wander this earth and
others
+++
my forever eyes
stll scanning forward
for my death and
i cant see it
+++
i remember being born
+++
wot my name is
here wipe this
+++
i dotn rememebr th ending'
little black *******
+++
h
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+++
The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
+++
dragon lady
+++
tryin to
figure out
at which second i was born
+++
if i came out
like my firstborn son did
but
very few remember me
ever bein anywhere
here wipe this
memory
+++
i was there
i got photos and
my diary page but
she's forgotten i was there
kuta lady
+++
th whole family
+++
it;s a witchdoctor gift
+++
come on forever eyes
i dont want to
live forever
would i jump
into skatebowls on a unicycle if i wanted to
****in perverse universe
+++
workin agin me
+++
wot it gets
for bein made form an
infinitely small particle
+++
has to be opposite of
an infinitely large universe
+++
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+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++
i get it
the universe
has to break th rules of th universe
+++
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
if th universe
wasnt made of
nothing
and break it;s own rules
then it wouldnt work
+++
th is
not is
nature of th uni verse
+++
is this
wot i;ve ridden unicycles for
21 yrs for
zen
and th art of unicycle maintenance
+++
this guy agreed
th other night
and
thoguht abotu it
some times
we have to rememebr
it is all made out of nothing
+++
george harrison's view
a big
cartoon universe
i think he understood
+++
keep it simple stupid
wot is th secret
of th universe
+++
th basic premise
+++
an unequal equation
+++
but in
balance
+++
if there is not time
and space
we dont neeed
gazillions of
tiny dots
infinitely small particles
just one
+++
a singularity
which paints a universe
that has no end
+++
th infinite uni verse
used to boggle th mind
no more so
to think small
+++
anything is
possible
+++
and law and order
want a speed limit
on th universe
yeah right
+++
u dont understand th universe
+++
so wrappedup in
god
some guy in white robes
up in th clouds
from prehistoric times
+++
grow up
pls
+++
****in
neotenous species
adult in it;s
juvenile form
+++
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+++
Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
+++
u dont think u ppl behave as adults do u ?
+++
u grew up
+++
and out of puberty
+++
watchin my friends and family
growin old
whiel thay all bitch
my body is still
like it was when it was eighteen
i pay a price ****
+++
sore balls for th most part
evry day
****in teasin bitches
+++
if i didnt have marijuana
and a unicycle
i wouldnt be hangin out
with a page three model
+++
a classic australian mag
+++
preferr ya in th flesh
woddya mean
does yr bum look big in this
if we go over light spped
u can see for yrself
i told you were cute
walkin thru th door
+++
this dude ordered a special ocarina
pottery
i screed and
suigeested a black hole
with s ingulairyt
runnint h other way form th
explosion
+++
he went ballistic
+++
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+++
Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
+++
one of his fave
thignsa to read about
black holes
loves em
toldim th
spaceship tale
quarte rmillion kiloemtrelong
spaceship
i;d put ont h net
two nights earlier
a psi fi tale and he
creamed man
he does dig black holes
+++
if we throw in a singularity
and a pinch
it;;ll explode and giveus some of that mass
and huge diamonds
fopr lining ht insid eof th ship
he even understood
hwo th ship
has to keep growin
i gave him th
feeding istructions
+++
its a shark starship
+++
and one of em
will swallow a black hole
one day
+++
we'll run around
blowin em up
+++
catwoman
threw a book past my eyes
on th aztecs
i read th whoel thing
th young fella bathing and
eating
pottery ocarinas hey
+++
hmm
+++
i got two commisions for new
ocarinas
maybe if i
do a
collection
+++
th toilet ocarina
he liked th sound of
had to open up th
top chamber
to get it to sound right
in th wet clay
+++
thrwoin wire
into th pottery matrix
it came out of th pores
we can build with it
like steel reinforced concrete
+++
to
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+++
?
'?'
+++
set th diamonds in
+++
high temp ceramic and
steel wire thru th pores
th entire inner wall
ofth ship
and outer
ablative
big mouth and
big arse
+++
we want
everything to fall
to th rear
even when stationary
+++
it'll do it anyway
if it flies far enough
+++
snap off tail
one of th weapons
+++
with open gills and
lotsa litle things flyin thru and round it
where's that confounded bridge ?
+++
hard to see
+++
when robert plant sang
has anybody seen the bridge ?
i'm a background singer
i know wot he was singin about but
him and i both know th power of
music
+++
usedot make shivers run up my spine
+++
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+++
Blind Melon
'No Rain'
+++
this song
to sing
gotta be a singer to understand
and th guy is dead
+++
when cat stevens
sings
longer boats
i
trip somethin feirce
+++
th magic mushies
i blame
+++
th flashbacks can
take u
+++
well
i ran my spaceship
theory
past a real human and
he ****in near ejaculated
loves it
+++
so many diamonds man
smalla nd
large
th nut crackers
built into th ull
th helix inside
with switchbalc curves
and
smaller ships hunting inside th beast
hangin outsid ehoels
th siz eof which
arent bigger than their mouths
tilltehy can face
th big crossings
th things i see
are huge
+++
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+++
AC
'Walk All Over You'
+++
acdc computer
+++
that tag needs fixing
or i gotta finish that prgoram that listens to th song
+++
wot was it called
"jenny.exe"
+++
i look up into th heavens
not necessary
i can look thru th earth now
old
trained psychic
and i find lost humans in
th hugest ships
+++
lookin forward in
time
even though i know
it doesnt exist
+++
**** i wish space was empty
th drugs i consume man
+++
if i can put a travel warning on indonesia
seven days before her capital goes
two thirds underwater
i can
adn more than once
can i turst this
vision of htis
huge diamond encrusted starship
+++
its so thick man
and th computers put in
any amount of tunnels
fo rother ****
as she abulding
frm th outside in
+++
but frm a distance
th outer hull looks smooth
woudl swallow red dwarf and
go lookinf or her sister ships
++
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+++
City High
'Cats And Dogs'
+++
swallow yr mining vessel whole
thsi a lter
human mining vessel
it eats planets
+++
flakes em off a bit at a time
as they skitter down th
inside of th huge starship
trps colelcting dust
after th first hundred thosuand kilomteres of
diaomond encrusted
wall
th ship can build anything
and destroy most things
+++
heavy metals
collected here
+++
liek a giant diffraction column
+++
always builidng and
when evr th thing salows down th
robots go inside
to put in new
hueg planetary and
larger
diamonds
th pressure needed to
make th big buggers
they tougher than regular diamonds
+++
but
th universe is
big
+++
th environementalist screamin
we kiillin a bunch of planets for
oen spaceship
+++
doesnt undersdtand
th universe
+++
an idiot
+++
th hot redhead
vegetarian
bought me soem lamb roast
she's not an idiot
+++
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+++
Bob Marley
'Jammin'
+++
huge diamonds
i was explainin my
weird psi fi talei;d written to this guy
th girls were
listentingto and
eyes liek saucers
th things we'll pull out of
black holes
+++
we were a bit
out of it
+++
i watched it man
th other end was runnin away
it got away
even after th thing burst
+++
a teardrop
with a helix twist
in a pottery ocarina
i'll make it big dude
could be interesting
+++
it threw a pile of mass at me
in retrospect
+++
and took off for th weeds
we will catch some of em
+++
how big do we have to build ?
+++
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+++
Nine Inch Nails
'Nine Inch Nails - **** You Lik'
+++
to **** u liek an animal
+++
th only way
we find out wt a planet really mad eof
is to go to
another planetary systema nd
lob in enough nukes to crack th ***** and then
eat th evidence
thru a shark class starship
seen it
+++
up till then
it;s all ****in theory
+++
how big does a rock have to be
to squash th carbon deposits
inisde it
to make huge diamonds
+++
no wumm
how do we get rid of this
ewxcess carbon
we got blowin round everyhwere
****in idiots
just dont wanna spend th money
compress it
+++
surely we can take th o2 out
frm co2
+++
we can do most things
+++
when th first bright bugger goes
lets take th extra seawater we dotn need
out into space
and stor it there
for later use in space
+++
crazy eddie
+++
they'll have to burn water to do it
well
methane hydrate
water ice with
methane in it
stacks of it under th ocean
+++
ah yeah but
will we find htat
under other
open water seas
means th temp right for life and
methane generation
+++
our water landing
space shuttles
will find out
+++
pls pls pls
+++
be a primitive alien planet
dont shoot me
+++
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+++
Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
+++
have to jump back in my car and
blow yr whole planet up
+++
but that;s a crime
without th man investigating first
+++
if they ever find out about it
+++
nobody saw me do it
it never ****in happened
+++
****in idiot
didnt see th
huge shark class psaceship
blottin out
half of his heavens
and took a potshot at me
**** u ****
feelin mean today
+++
i'll just take heavy mnetals and
planet diamonds and
make a killing on th deal
i kill squillions of beings
on a daily basis
space is big
+++
be psychic enough not to get taken
its yr only
defense
+
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+++
Jewel
'Standing Still'
+++
like killgore
in
good morning vietnam
he wont get hit
too ****in confident
+++
doesnt care
+++
they;ve pussifed our species so much
th *****s would make us
wear safety helmets
as we go over ligth spped
if ya hit somethin
and u arent a lot bigger than they are
night night
+++
it aint empty and
it;s there for taking
why we ****in around here
+++
"religion"
+++
ya reckon
"positive"
"th greeks had steam opening their"
"temple doors"
"two thousand yrs ago"
****s
+++
"a religious secret"
wot else do they keep secret ?
+++
hmm
+++
no secrets
is th answer
we'd be
in other star stystems already
about
AD 1520 if
my psychic mind reads it right
+++
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+++
Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
+++
my gift
+++
coffee and a bong...
..
..
..
u can too
who's stoppin ya ?
they not game
to test us
en masse
ojth sid es of th road yet
for drugs
they knwo how many of us
travellin stoend to work
evry day
+++
endemic
+++
..
..
..
..
...
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+++
Massive Attack
'09 - hymn of the big wheel.mp'
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
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+++
Jewel
'I Won't Walk Away'
+++
sorry psychic blog
south park was on and
drugs dont smoke emselves
+++
i knew she was cute
i didnt know she was that cute
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Better Things'
+++
i dont wanna see any more photos
i cart out th chick
+++
blew my mind
+++
****in witch
she's had five kids
and she can still look liek she in her twenties
for th camera
+++
smile
+++
rub two faggots together
and u can make a fire
ya have t tie em
to th frnt of bulldozers and
have fast hydraulics and
one of em generally
clicks his bic
lighter
but ya can do it
+++
kenny's spirit
doesnt mumble
thru his clothes
+++
stuck in cartman
+++
..
..
..
i want u to remember
that flinging dogshit at yr neighbour
with a mower
is considered
unruly behaviour
+++
i was usin a tractor
+++
here puppie dogs
u mungrels been fed yet ?
..
..
..
they didnt try to eat me
when i got my orange juice so
i think it;s all good
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
tryin to get used to
goin back to livin
two and half men
th young fella is home
again
+++
th night before ya ran away
my psychic diary was
titled
one of my babies is missing
not much we miss
+++
i'll tell im about it
once he;s settled down
no mate
we both knew a day or so
before ya split
yr uncle and yr father
both psychic
+++
we talked about
runnin otu and trackin ya down
we wer eboth headed to
either to
o r
past th town u were in but
we decided to let ya run and
wear th consequuences
+++
i think he's moved in for good this time
+++
we can generally track im down
but he;s one of us
+++
yr grandfather
was only a yr older than u
when he jumped a border
with a luger in his hand
+++
yr old man was
goin to th truck show there
and i ahd a date with th hot redhead
down th edge of th island
had to pass thru
where ya were
+++
i';d cringe less it if
wasnt to do with
safety bicycles but
u know better
+++
no brother
i was at a rockvenue
stuffin nippleclamp thru th crowd
****in insane unicycle
+++
i missed this chick';s
leg by about a foot
and was sideways
i thought it was touch and go but
th knobie hung on
pitchie
grass and
trampled to death
outside
on th foreshore
+++
was fun as man
+++
she saw somethin new
+++
whit ejack
dragged me back to meet er
crawled aruound her three times
oh hello
+++
learned to walk but
prefers to crawl
i'm his minder
he got
walkabout disease
hittin early
we dont discourage these things...
+++
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+++
Kylie Minogue
'Sweet Music'
+++
yr mum says it was yr
second rockconcert white jack
+++
lost is mum
wi his minder in tow
th wizard
th little bugger got given a wee football
by a little girl
who loved him
that had wizard written on it
+++
soem kind of
loan promotion
wizard indeed
+++
th redhead
liekd it ok
really...
+++
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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++