Me and builder on our buggering arsefuck tour

builder

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Yes i will babe...can you at least shave your ***** next time......my teeth are not in need of flossing!
Oh, I really hate waxing my nuts. The candle gets just too tempting.

 

Vortex

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Oh, I really hate waxing my nuts. The candle gets just too tempting.

darlin, baby, sweetie.........thats an area you dont wax....its shaving..

ill be gentile......

 

builder

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darlin, baby, sweetie.........thats an area you dont wax....its shaving..
ill be gentile......
Gentile? I like the burning sensation, actually. With my eyes closed, waiting in anticip..........................................................ation. Ouch.

 

Vortex

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Gentile? I like the burning sensation, actually. With my eyes closed, waiting in anticip..........................................................ation. Ouch.

OK then ill just dunk my hand in the big vat of crisco.......

bend over baby-cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

builder

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Back up a bit. You have my liver. It's fine. Back up to your elbow, maybe. The bladder is warm. Aaaaaaah that's it. Now squeeze it. ;)
 

Vortex

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Back up a bit. You have my liver. It's fine. Back up to your elbow, maybe. The bladder is warm. Aaaaaaah that's it. Now squeeze it. ;)

The bladder is so passe. but ill knead your small intestines for a while.....just to make you squirm

 

Vortex

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****, put back the tubgirl pic, you 2 are making me sick for real..

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well phreak while im licking builders *** you could suck his ****.........

cmon...its what flames are for

or i mean its what flamers are for!

 

builder

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****, put back the tubgirl pic, you 2 are making me sick for real..

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You called for Carnage, and that little ***** yuck foo ****** her pants and ****** off.

Not our fault, phreak. We're just practising. ;)

 

Vortex

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You called for Carnage, and that little ***** yuck foo ****** her pants and ****** off.
Not our fault, phreak. We're just practising. ;)

SIdes its my twin that started it...not me.

And i want to **** my twin.......but he is kinda shy...and on the slow side..

but ill have his *** yet!

 

builder

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SIdes its my twin that started it...not me.

And i want to **** my twin.......but he is kinda shy...and on the slow side..

but ill have his *** yet!
He is kinda cute, for a boy. Make sure you check his ID Vorty. Bet he's tight as a fish. Then again, coming from sucks, he's prolly loose as a goose. gobble gobble

 
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