Me like cookies !!! Forget Santa !!

[phreakwars]

My wife brought home some new holiday cookie cutters the other day. I guess that's her hint to me that I need to get on the ball and do some cookie cooking.

I have a recipe for Gum-Drop cookies somewhere that I got from my aunt Nancy that are totally the bomb and I'll post it if I can find it, but until then I'll start off this thread with an oatmeal cookie recipe.

• [ ] 1 cup butter, softened
  [ ]1 cup packed light brown sugar
  [ ] 1/2 cup white sugar
  [ ] 2 eggs
  [ ] 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  [ ] 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  [ ] 1 teaspoon baking soda
  [ ] 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  [ ] 1 tespoon nutmeg
  [ ] 1/2 teaspoon salt
  [ ] 3 cups rolled oats
  [ ] 1 cup raisins
  [ ]1 cup milk chocolate chips
  

1. [ ] Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
   [ ] In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, white sugar, eggs, and vanilla until smooth. Combine the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt; stir into the sugar mixture. Stir in the oats, raisins, & chocolate chips. Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets.
   [ ] Bake 10 to 12 minutes until light and golden.
   

Now before I ever get accused of plagerizing, this is NOT my recipe, but I have used it many times. Credit goes to: Beth's Spicy Oatmeal Raisin Cookies - Allrecipes I slightly modified her version.

Everybody loves them !!

I'm gonna kick off the holiday season by making a batch this weekend.

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[Ahhlee]

Those sound pretty good!

We have some pretty traditional treats that we make every Christmas, and it's fun to look forward to something that you only eat once a year. It makes the holidays much more special that way.

This year my mom is going to have my 3 year old nephew help her decorate her Christmas sugar cookies. I think we're going to end up with some very interesting looking cookies.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Cheap *** Walmart brand cookies...

First, get in your car and head over to the nearest Walmart.

Next, get your *** out and walking into the store.

Then nod at the greeter, and remember to look down because you might collide with a Salvation Army wheel chair bound bellringer.

Head down the cookie aisle, pick up a bag of cardboard colored sprinkled **** constrainers, and head up to the cash register.

Pay the checkout girl.

Go home. Gorge. And/or give them to your fat cat.

The End.

I fukken hate Christmas.

 

[emkay64]

Cheap *** Walmart brand cookies...
First, get in your car and head over to the nearest Walmart.

Next, get your *** out and walking into the store.

Then nod at the greeter, and remember to look down because you might collide with a Salvation Army wheel chair bound bellringer.

Head down the cookie aisle and head up to the cash register.

Pay the checkout girl.

Go home. Gorge. And/or give them to your fat cat.

The End.

I fukken hate Christmas.

Yer Grinchy!

 

[Ahhlee]

Cheap *** Walmart brand cookies...
First, get in your car and head over to the nearest Walmart.

Next, get your *** out and walking into the store.

Then nod at the greeter, and remember to look down because you might collide with a Salvation Army wheel chair bound bellringer.

Head down the cookie aisle, pick up a bag of cardboard colored sprinkled **** constrainers, and head up to the cash register.

Pay the checkout girl.

Go home. Gorge. And/or give them to your fat cat.

The End.

I fukken hate Christmas.

Your cat will eat cookies? LOL!

I actually like Christmas and I try to have some free dollar bills on hand to donate to the Salvation army bell ringers.

It seems I am the Christmas Spirit ying to your Super Grinch yang. Universal balance is achieved!!!