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Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
I got these new socks the other day, they're like twice as thick as
the ones I normally get and WOW! These things are so freakin
comfortable I've pretty much just given up on shoes altogether unless
I gotta go outside. It's like walking with puffy little clouds
wrapped around my feet. ^__^
There simply is no greater feeling than a pair of brand new socks.
Most people rarely appreciate socks though, they just take for granted
the soft, coushony marvels of modern living. I'm probably one of the
few who actually thinks getting new socks for Christmas is a wonderful
thing. And not simply now that I'm an adult either, even as a kid I
would ask "Santa" for new socks, especially those "house socks" with
the little rubber pads etched onto the bottoms in a variety of colors
and styles. Socks truly are a wonderful thing.
If I were rich I would donate millions of pairs of brand new socks to
all the needy families in the world, just to spread the warmth and
wonderment of having such miniature versions of heaven all wrapped up
around your tired feet. Socks are pretty much one of the most
important pieces of clothing there is, right up there with underwear
and hats. We simply would not be the modern society that we are today
without them. nods
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
the ones I normally get and WOW! These things are so freakin
comfortable I've pretty much just given up on shoes altogether unless
I gotta go outside. It's like walking with puffy little clouds
wrapped around my feet. ^__^
There simply is no greater feeling than a pair of brand new socks.
Most people rarely appreciate socks though, they just take for granted
the soft, coushony marvels of modern living. I'm probably one of the
few who actually thinks getting new socks for Christmas is a wonderful
thing. And not simply now that I'm an adult either, even as a kid I
would ask "Santa" for new socks, especially those "house socks" with
the little rubber pads etched onto the bottoms in a variety of colors
and styles. Socks truly are a wonderful thing.
If I were rich I would donate millions of pairs of brand new socks to
all the needy families in the world, just to spread the warmth and
wonderment of having such miniature versions of heaven all wrapped up
around your tired feet. Socks are pretty much one of the most
important pieces of clothing there is, right up there with underwear
and hats. We simply would not be the modern society that we are today
without them. nods
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
