Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: month of Jul 2008.

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Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

Days......................: 31

Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

Total Volume..............: 18382

Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

Total Posters This Week...: 196

Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5 56.1%

2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

20. Sam Wormley.......................................: 22 0.7 0.5%

21. Wavy..............................................: 22 0.7 0.5%

22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 20 0.6 0.4%

23. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 17 0.5 0.4%

24. Bed...............................................: 15 0.5 0.3%

25. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 15 0.5 0.3%

26. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 14 0.5 0.3%

27. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

28. Maxwell...........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

29. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

30. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.............: 12 0.4 0.3%

31. kenpisano.........................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

32. Spaceman..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

33. PD................................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

34. Shirley...........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%

35. Benj..............................................: 10 0.3 0.2%

36. gregvk............................................: 10 0.3 0.2%

37. Claymore..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%

38. Rebecca Ore.......................................: 9 0.3 0.2%

39. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

40. Y.Porat...........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

41. Archie Leach......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

42. Mack A . Damia....................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

43. NoEinstein........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

44. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

45. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 8 0.3 0.2%

46. Timmay!...........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

47. freddy............................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

48. knoxy.............................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

49. Cause I'm a problem child.........................: 6 0.2 0.1%

50. Dr Quite..........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

51. Dermot Honeyforth-Dallyford of The Cross-Posters F: 6 0.2 0.1%

52. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

53. dracosilv.........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

54. Amanda Reid.......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

55. CovvTseTung.......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

56. U Wascal Wabbit...................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

57. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 5 0.2 0.1%

58. antU God..........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

59. go go goblin!.....................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

60. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

61. Mrs. Ken Laws.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

62. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

63. Timmay!...........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

64. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

65. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

66. kronecker.........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

67. ryannosaurus......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

68. schizobeck........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

69. Colonel Jake......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

70. Painius...........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

71. Rev. 11D Meow!....................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

72. Top Poster........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

73. -= Hawk =-........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

74. Eric Gisse........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

75. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

76. In_Your_Eye.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

77. RR1402............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

78. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

79. The Doctor........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

80. ThePsyko..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

81. Uncle Al..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

82. chatnoir..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

83. jimp..............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

84. spooge............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

85. srp2inc...........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

86. Grant.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

87. Fred Tehbot.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

88. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

89. Peter Hucker......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

90. Poots The Lizard..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

91. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

92. Rock Brentwood....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

93. Woodes Rogers.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

94. hhc314@yahoo.com..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

95. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 2 0.1 0.0%

96. BigRed............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

97. Falukorven........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

98. Huh?What?.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

99. JosephKK..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

100. Juan Tootreego....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

101. Kevan Smith.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

102. Mensanator........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

103. Peter J Ross......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

104. RichD.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

105. WeeSaul...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

106. bob...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

107. deepa.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

108. kcannon...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

109. A Dog.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

110. Adam H. Kerman....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

111. Ashley Rogers.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

112. D. Ismay..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

113. Frank A. Rosenbaum................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

114. God...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

115. I. R. Heller......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

116. Jack..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

117. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

118. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

119. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

120. Kweeg.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

121. Maxwell...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

122. Morales...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

123. Mr. Furious.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

124. Nigger-chicken and Fries..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

125. Phineas Bunce.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

126. Retardo Mazzablatti...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

127. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

128. Tzortzakakis Dimitrios............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

129. dosferatu.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

130. gonzo.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

131. rivergirl301@hotmail.com..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

132. the Bede..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

133. http://www.24hoursneakers.com............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

134. zzbunker@netscape.net.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

135. =?Big5?B?pPvFXaT9?=...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

136. Ali...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

137. Am Too............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

138. BAH...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

139. BURT..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

140. Blattus Slafaly...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

141. Bob Badour........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

142. Bob Ward..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

143. Christopher Nellis................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

144. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

145. David DeLaney.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

146. David M Lemcoe Jr ................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

147. David Mitchell....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

148. Don Stockbauer....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

149. Fluffy............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

150. Frederick Williams................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

151. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

152. Gene..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

153. Governor Swill....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

154. Huang.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

155. Igor..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

156. Immortalist.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

157. Isambard..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

158. Iskander..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

159. Jabriol...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

160. James Moening.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

161. Jan Panteltje.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

162. Janice............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

163. Jose Gaspar.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

164. KickinNamesTakesItInTheAss........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

165. Larry Huntley.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

166. Matt Bryant.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

167. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

168. Mighty 2nz Johnson................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

169. Mitchel...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

170. Nobody............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

171. Odysseus..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

172. Poststructuralist.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

173. Prai Jei..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

174. Rock Brentwood....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

175. Snicker...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

176. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

177. Ted...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

178. Tharmatuge Stickelore.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

179. The Master........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

180. Uncle Ben.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

181. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

182. William George Ferguson...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

183. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE.................: 1 0.0 0.0%

184. Zapanaz...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

185. chinagreenelvis...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

186. crookedjunk.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

187. franco bolli......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

188. george............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

189. glhansen..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

190. mark outrage......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

191. mitch nicolas raemsch.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

192. oldcoot...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

193. rca976............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

194. revanth...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

195. runescape gold abby whip..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

196. terenz8...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

Top 1000 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share

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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 4615 148.9 25.1%

2. The 2-Belo........................................: 3158 101.9 17.2%

3. Avoid normal situations...........................: 3132 101.0 17.0%

4. mimus.............................................: 810 26.1 4.4%

5. dave hillstrom....................................: 459 14.8 2.5%

6. nemo..............................................: 389 12.6 2.1%

7. Cause I'm a problem child.........................: 372 12.0 2.0%

8. Art Deco..........................................: 367 11.9 2.0%

9. Aratzio...........................................: 307 9.9 1.7%

10. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 293 9.5 1.6%

11. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 244 7.9 1.3%

12. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 228 7.4 1.2%

13. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 202 6.5 1.1%

14. Tim Weaver........................................: 190 6.1 1.0%

15. mixed nuts........................................: 182 5.9 1.0%

16. metro-golden-meower...............................: 177 5.7 1.0%

17. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 155 5.0 0.8%

18. honestjohn........................................: 151 4.9 0.8%

19. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 145 4.7 0.8%

20. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 135 4.4 0.7%

21. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.............: 132 4.3 0.7%

22. Claymore..........................................: 132 4.3 0.7%

23. ah................................................: 132 4.3 0.7%

24. Daedalus..........................................: 122 3.9 0.7%

25. Steve Leyland.....................................: 116 3.7 0.6%

26. pscissons.........................................: 111 3.6 0.6%

27. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 91 3.0 0.5%

28. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 87 2.8 0.5%

29. Wavy..............................................: 73 2.4 0.4%

30. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 68 2.2 0.4%

31. Sam Wormley.......................................: 61 2.0 0.3%

32. Bed...............................................: 54 1.8 0.3%

33. freddy............................................: 53 1.7 0.3%

34. Dermot Honeyforth-Dallyford of The Cross-Posters F: 53 1.7 0.3%

35. NoEinstein........................................: 52 1.7 0.3%

36. Maxwell...........................................: 49 1.6 0.3%

37. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 45 1.5 0.2%

38. go go goblin!.....................................: 41 1.3 0.2%

39. Y.Porat...........................................: 40 1.3 0.2%

40. kenpisano.........................................: 39 1.3 0.2%

41. PD................................................: 39 1.3 0.2%

42. Shirley...........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

43. Archie Leach......................................: 32 1.0 0.2%

44. RR1402............................................: 31 1.0 0.2%

45. Spaceman..........................................: 27 0.9 0.1%

46. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 27 0.9 0.1%

47. knoxy.............................................: 26 0.9 0.1%

48. Rebecca Ore.......................................: 26 0.9 0.1%

49. Benj..............................................: 26 0.9 0.1%

50. antU God..........................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

51. Dr Quite..........................................: 22 0.7 0.1%

52. U Wascal Wabbit...................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

53. Fred Tehbot.......................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

54. Isambard..........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

55. gregvk............................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

56. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

57. Amanda Reid.......................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

58. dracosilv.........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

59. Mack A . Damia....................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

60. Per Smurfenegger..................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

61. schizobeck........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

62. Timmay!...........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

63. bob...............................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

64. In_Your_Eye.......................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

65. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

66. kronecker.........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

67. spooge............................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

68. Mrs. Ken Laws.....................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

69. Colonel Jake......................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

70. Rev. 11D Meow!....................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

71. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

72. Painius...........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

73. Kevan Smith.......................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

74. Robert J. Kolker..................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

75. srp2inc...........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

76. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 9 0.3 0.0%

77. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 8 0.3 0.0%

78. ryannosaurus......................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

79. ThePsyko..........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

80. Top Poster........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

81. Eric Gisse........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

82. Iskander..........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

83. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 8 0.3 0.0%

84. David M Lemcoe Jr ................................: 8 0.3 0.0%

85. CovvTseTung.......................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

86. WeeSaul...........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

87. Peter J Ross......................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

88. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

89. Am Too............................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

90. Juan Tootreego....................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

91. jimp..............................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

92. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

93. Uncle Al..........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

94. The Doctor........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

95. kcannon...........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

96. crookedjunk.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

97. Uncle Ben.........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

98. Timmay!...........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

99. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

100. Rock Brentwood....................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

101. Woodes Rogers.....................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

102. chatnoir..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

103. Huh?What?.........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

104. BURT..............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

105. franco bolli......................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

106. JosephKK..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

107. hhc314@yahoo.com..................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

108. D. Ismay..........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

109. Mensanator........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

110. Grant.............................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

111. RichD.............................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

112. Morgan Hojnacki...................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

113. glhansen..........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

114. Immortalist.......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

115. -= Hawk =-........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

116. Peter Hucker......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

117. Poots The Lizard..................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

118. Falukorven........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

119. Mighty 2nz Johnson................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

120. Phineas Bunce.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

121. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

122. Fluffy............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

123. BigRed............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

124. Nigger-chicken and Fries..........................: 3 0.1 0.0%

125. Rock Brentwood....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

126. mark outrage......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

127. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

128. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

129. Jabriol...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

130. Jan Panteltje.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

131. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

132. deepa.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

133. Poststructuralist.................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

134. zzbunker@netscape.net.............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

135. Igor..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

136. Retardo Mazzablatti...............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

137. Frank A. Rosenbaum................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

138. rivergirl301@hotmail.com..........................: 2 0.1 0.0%

139. Tzortzakakis Dimitrios............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

140. mitch nicolas raemsch.............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

141. Mitchel...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

142. Zapanaz...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

143. Don Stockbauer....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

144. gonzo.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

145. Bob Ward..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

146. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

147. Maxwell...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

148. Ashley Rogers.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

149. James Moening.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

150. oldcoot...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

151. Kweeg.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

152. chinagreenelvis...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

153. Christopher Nellis................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

154. runescape gold abby whip..........................: 2 0.1 0.0%

155. Huang.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

156. Blattus Slafaly...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

157. Nobody............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

158. God...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

159. Frederick Williams................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

160. george............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

161. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%

162. A Dog.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

163. =?Big5?B?pPvFXaT9?=...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%

164. Larry Huntley.....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

165. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

166. David Mitchell....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

167. William George Ferguson...........................: 1 0.1 0.0%

168. BAH...............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

169. Gene..............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

170. Snicker...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

171. the Bede..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

172. Janice............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

173. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

174. Matt Bryant.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

175. Adam H. Kerman....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

176. http://www.24hoursneakers.com............................: 1 0.1 0.0%

177. rca976............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

178. David DeLaney.....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

179. Odysseus..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

180. Jack..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

181. terenz8...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

182. dosferatu.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

183. KickinNamesTakesItInTheAss........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

184. Governor Swill....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

185. revanth...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

186. Jose Gaspar.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

187. Mr. Furious.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

188. Bob Badour........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

189. I. R. Heller......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

190. Ali...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

191. The Master........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

192. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE.................: 1 0.0 0.0%

193. Morales...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

194. Prai Jei..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

195. Tharmatuge Stickelore.............................: 0 0.0 0.0%

196. Ted...............................................: 0 0.0 0.0%

Top 1000 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

===============================================================

1. Physicists don't deliver..........................: 260 8.4 5.8%

2. WOW!..............................................: 115 3.7 2.6%

3. 14 July Puns......................................: 93 3.0 2.1%

4. 14/7 Puns.........................................: 77 2.5 1.7%

5. A New Hope........................................: 65 2.1 1.4%

6. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 63 2.0 1.4%

7. Bastille Day Puns.................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

8. July 14 Puns......................................: 49 1.6 1.1%

9. 7 July Puns.......................................: 48 1.5 1.1%

10. 11/7 Puns.........................................: 44 1.4 1.0%

11. Guess The Troll (Round Two).......................: 44 1.4 1.0%

12. 7/29 Puns.........................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

13. Hot...............................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

14. 7/14 Puns.........................................: 39 1.3 0.9%

15. 10 Days...........................................: 37 1.2 0.8%

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18. mark newsgroup read .............................: 34 1.1 0.8%

19. 12 days...........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

20. Carl Sagan Died...................................: 31 1.0 0.7%

21. 160 Days..........................................: 29 0.9 0.6%

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28. CASCADE: nasty things about Bush Re: Steve Carroll: 26 0.8 0.6%

29. 130 Days..........................................: 25 0.8 0.6%

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31. 70 Days...........................................: 25 0.8 0.6%

32. system restore....................................: 25 0.8 0.6%

33. yes, im alive, sort of............................: 25 0.8 0.6%

34. 280 Days..........................................: 24 0.8 0.5%

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36. 7/28 Puns.........................................: 24 0.8 0.5%

37. I can see sub atomic particles....................: 24 0.8 0.5%

38. 08/07/06 Puns.....................................: 23 0.7 0.5%

39. 250 Days..........................................: 23 0.7 0.5%

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51. 320 Days..........................................: 21 0.7 0.5%

52. 75 Days...........................................: 21 0.7 0.5%

53. Bustle and Bust...................................: 21 0.7 0.5%

54. You've Been Dissed!...............................: 21 0.7 0.5%

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59. 80 Days...........................................: 20 0.6 0.4%

60. July 29 Puns......................................: 20 0.6 0.4%

61. LITS ALRT!!!1! (Re: Kadaitcha Man)................: 20 0.6 0.4%

62. Something Else I Missed the Memo On...............: 20 0.6 0.4%

63. 165 Days..........................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

64. 18 July Puns......................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

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75. 7/2 Puns..........................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

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77. Butterfly Hell....................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

78. Divide and Conquer................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

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85. How do I..........................................: 18 0.6 0.4%

86. 145 Days..........................................: 17 0.5 0.4%

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89. 3 To The 6th Puns.................................: 17 0.5 0.4%

90. 9 Cubed Puns......................................: 17 0.5 0.4%

91. Definitions.......................................: 17 0.5 0.4%

92. NOMINATION: The RAMD Asswipe Brigade for Special O: 17 0.5 0.4%

93. 135 Days..........................................: 16 0.5 0.4%

94. 21 July Puns......................................: 16 0.5 0.4%

95. 230 Days..........................................: 16 0.5 0.4%

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97. A New Powers Nomenclature.........................: 16 0.5 0.4%

98. FlonkNews: American Anti-Usenet Campaign Gathers S: 16 0.5 0.4%

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104. 7/17 Puns.........................................: 15 0.5 0.3%

105. July 7 Puns.......................................: 15 0.5 0.3%

106. Maxie seems to disapprove of x-poasts. Not very so: 15 0.5 0.3%

107. I NEVER LOVED ANDY DICK ..................: 14 0.5 0.3%

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109. 225 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%

110. 240 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%

111. 27 Squared Puns...................................: 14 0.5 0.3%

112. 295 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%

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115. NOMINATION: The RAMD Asswipe Brigade for Special O: 14 0.5 0.3%

116. Several Words You CAN Say on Usenet...............: 14 0.5 0.3%

117. 205 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

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119. 285 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

120. 7/3 Puns..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

121. 729 Puns..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

122. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 13 0.4 0.3%

123. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 13 0.4 0.3%

124. Pope's tree flourishes while others wither........: 13 0.4 0.3%

125. Posting from My Word-Processor....................: 13 0.4 0.3%

126. What did I miss?..................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

127. I LOVED ESTELLE GETTY .......................: 12 0.4 0.3%

128. 06/12/24 Puns.....................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

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135. I'm Flattered . . . Really........................: 12 0.4 0.3%

136. July 28 Puns......................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

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138. Prop angle of attack vs age.......................: 12 0.4 0.3%

139. The Waste Culinary................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

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149. American air industry collapse?...................: 11 0.4 0.2%

150. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsesed H: 11 0.4 0.2%

151. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 11 0.4 0.2%

152. Global Thermonuclear Music (calved from Re: A New : 11 0.4 0.2%

153. Gustiferous Paraverbal Expression Competition.....: 11 0.4 0.2%

154. I <3 my new car...................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

155. I wonder..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

156. July 21 Puns......................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

157. Omen..............................................: 11 0.4 0.2%

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159. late tonight after i've done my physio, popped my : 11 0.4 0.2%

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161. 235 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%

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164. Mechanical Engineering Memo Missed: Chain-Pulley, : 10 0.3 0.2%

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173. Dream: "Yes, Doctor"..............................: 9 0.3 0.2%

174. Edited for Gayness because of Henry Schmidt the fr: 9 0.3 0.2%

175. It's Really Amazing...............................: 9 0.3 0.2%

176. Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull................: 9 0.3 0.2%

177. The Theory of Trollativity [Re: Physicists don't d: 9 0.3 0.2%

178. Try to Do a LIttle Good in the World and See What : 9 0.3 0.2%

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183. Ant Bitch Burn....................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

184. Bulletin--Tennis Channel--Montreal--Kirilenko Aler: 8 0.3 0.2%

185. Crystal anniversary...............................: 8 0.3 0.2%

186. Dead Newsgroups?..................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

187. I Like This NIX Command..........................: 8 0.3 0.2%

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189. Largest conventional-gear airplane................: 8 0.3 0.2%

190. PING!.............................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

191. Stupid eBay auction: big game hunter says he'll fi: 8 0.3 0.2%

192. WEHT Wavy~g?......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

193. We must never crosspost!........................: 8 0.3 0.2%

194. fuck..............................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

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196. sex with flowers..................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

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200. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obssesed : 7 0.2 0.2%

201. I Am Teh 133+.....................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

202. Maxwell, what is it about him and his mommy?......: 7 0.2 0.2%

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204. Yard-Work Report..................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

205. assholes everywhere I turn........................: 7 0.2 0.2%

206. wtf???............................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

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208. CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Greggie, So Obsessed : 6 0.2 0.1%

209. Happy Little Big Horn Days!.......................: 6 0.2 0.1%

210. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 6 0.2 0.1%

211. What Level Poster Are _You_?......................: 6 0.2 0.1%

212. You Too Can Be Normal, or, Speaking of Mill-Stones: 6 0.2 0.1%

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219. FWD: Nationwide High School and College Database (: 5 0.2 0.1%

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221. I Dumped My Premium Channels......................: 5 0.2 0.1%

222. I'm Unhinged......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

223. It Must Be the Heat...............................: 5 0.2 0.1%

224. Radio host Michael Savage angers parents of autist: 5 0.2 0.1%

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231. Fosset shot down by Indians ?.....................: 4 0.1 0.1%

232. If They Can't Go After Something Else, They'll Tur: 4 0.1 0.1%

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237. The Power Of GRANNY TITS..........................: 4 0.1 0.1%

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239. There Shall Be Blights and, Er, Other Stuff.......: 4 0.1 0.1%

240. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008...............: 4 0.1 0.1%

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242. help! Warts on head of penis......................: 4 0.1 0.1%

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247. 39th Anniversary Of Man On The Moon...............: 3 0.1 0.1%

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249. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 4.1.....: 3 0.1 0.1%

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253. El Snarkio Cascade [Re: Whatever happened to......: 3 0.1 0.1%

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265. Was "Doc" full of it?.............................: 3 0.1 0.1%

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286. 720 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

287. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 2.......: 2 0.1 0.0%

288. Bo doubt..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

289. Conventional v tricycle gear......................: 2 0.1 0.0%

290. Deco, So Obsessed He's Running Google Searches On : 2 0.1 0.0%

291. February 29 Puns..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

292. FlonkNews: Closing Amsterdam......................: 2 0.1 0.0%

293. GUYS SHOULD I MOVE TO NEBRASKA PLEASE SAY YES OR N: 2 0.1 0.0%

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298. Maryanne Kehoe: "I Changed History - And I Am HUMB: 2 0.1 0.0%

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302. NOMINATION: UBS (was Re: NOMINATION: GAB Re: Poten: 2 0.1 0.0%

303. Noah..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

304. PING: dAeV H. Re: Who cares?......................: 2 0.1 0.0%

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310. Sea Ranch.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

311. Speaking of Linux, or, Really, Just Speaking of Gu: 2 0.1 0.0%

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314. This is what happens in ther Real world of the par: 2 0.1 0.0%

315. To put a stop to the crossposting.................: 2 0.1 0.0%

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318. Would Captain Kirk go to Iraq?....................: 2 0.1 0.0%

319. appearance of penis????I need HELP!!!.............: 2 0.1 0.0%

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322. "ah" wins Gay Tony Award for excellence in Deco Sl: 1 0.0 0.0%

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374. CASCADE: nasty things about Bush Re: Steve Carroll: 1 0.0 0.0%

375. Carl Sagan Died never Slurping Deco!..............: 1 0.0 0.0%

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377. Cicadas: A Story for You..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

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1. Usenet Stats Poster.......................................: 100.0%

2. freddy....................................................: 100.0%

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5. kenpisano.................................................: 52.2%

6. U Wascal Wabbit...........................................: 48.4%

7. Morgan Hojnacki...........................................: 44.1%

8. PD........................................................: 38.9%

9. NoEinstein................................................: 37.3%

10. CovvTseTung...............................................: 32.8%

11. antU God..................................................: 32.4%

12. Tim Weaver................................................: 30.8%

13. gregvk....................................................: 28.2%

14. Spaceman..................................................: 26.7%

15. nemo......................................................: 26.5%

16. Steve Leyland.............................................: 26.4%

17. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 26.3%

18. mimus.....................................................: 24.2%

19. Y.Porat...................................................: 23.9%

20. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.3%

21. mixed nuts................................................: 21.8%

22. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 20.2%

23. dave hillstrom............................................: 19.8%

24. Rebecca Ore...............................................: 19.6%

25. Amanda Reid...............................................: 17.3%

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27. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 15.8%

28. Wavy......................................................: 15.7%

29. Daedalus..................................................: 15.4%

30. Sam Wormley...............................................: 13.6%

31. pscissons.................................................: 13.0%

32. Mack A . Damia............................................: 12.8%

33. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 12.6%

34. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia............................: 10.8%

35. Maxwell...................................................: 10.7%

36. Shirley...................................................: 10.6%

37. Yogi Mothball.............................................: 10.2%

38. Porsche Monkey For Life...................................: 10.1%

39. Aratzio...................................................: 9.3%

40. Per Smurfenegger..........................................: 8.0%

41. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 7.0%

42. Dr Quite..................................................: 6.9%

43. Henry Schmidt.............................................: 6.5%

44. honestjohn................................................: 6.2%

45. Bed.......................................................: 5.9%

46. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.............................: 5.9%

47. dracosilv.................................................: 5.4%

48. Archie Leach..............................................: 5.1%

49. Claymore..................................................: 4.5%

50. knoxy.....................................................: 4.4%

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53. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.....................: 3.7%

54. Cause I'm a problem child.................................: 3.6%

55. Art Deco..................................................: 2.5%

56. ah........................................................: 2.4%

57. go go goblin!.............................................: 2.4%

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59. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.5%

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1. The 2-Belo................................................: 0.5%

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10. knoxy.....................................................: 4.4%

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14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.............................: 5.9%

15. Bed.......................................................: 5.9%

16. honestjohn................................................: 6.2%

17. Henry Schmidt.............................................: 6.5%

18. Dr Quite..................................................: 6.9%

19. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 7.0%

20. Per Smurfenegger..........................................: 8.0%

21. Aratzio...................................................: 9.3%

22. Porsche Monkey For Life...................................: 10.1%

23. Yogi Mothball.............................................: 10.2%

24. Shirley...................................................: 10.6%

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27. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 12.6%

28. Mack A . Damia............................................: 12.8%

29. pscissons.................................................: 13.0%

30. Sam Wormley...............................................: 13.6%

31. Daedalus..................................................: 15.4%

32. Wavy......................................................: 15.7%

33. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 15.8%

34. Dermot Honeyforth-Dallyford of The Cross-Posters For Godde: 15.9%

35. Amanda Reid...............................................: 17.3%

36. Rebecca Ore...............................................: 19.6%

37. dave hillstrom............................................: 19.8%

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39. mixed nuts................................................: 21.8%

40. Tim Bruening..............................................: 22.3%

41. Y.Porat...................................................: 23.9%

42. mimus.....................................................: 24.2%

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44. Steve Leyland.............................................: 26.4%

45. nemo......................................................: 26.5%

46. Spaceman..................................................: 26.7%

47. gregvk....................................................: 28.2%

48. Tim Weaver................................................: 30.8%

49. antU God..................................................: 32.4%

50. CovvTseTung...............................................: 32.8%

51. NoEinstein................................................: 37.3%

52. PD........................................................: 38.9%

53. Morgan Hojnacki...........................................: 44.1%

54. U Wascal Wabbit...........................................: 48.4%

55. kenpisano.................................................: 52.2%

56. Timmay!...................................................: 57.6%

57. Benj......................................................: 66.3%

58. Usenet Stats Poster.......................................: 100.0%

59. freddy....................................................: 100.0%

Top 100 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group

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1. demon.local..................................................: 2843

2. mn.humor.....................................................: 2687

3. alt.humor....................................................: 2639

4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 2578

5. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 1328

6. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 1059

7. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 829

8. alt.support.autism...........................................: 735

9. rec.humor....................................................: 618

10. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 355

11. sci.physics..................................................: 291

12. alt.flame....................................................: 269

13. alt.2600.....................................................: 174

14. alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.....................................: 131

15. comp.os.os2.advocacy.........................................: 127

16. rec.aviation.piloting........................................: 121

17. 24hoursupport.helpdesk.......................................: 90

18. alt.cascade..................................................: 86

19. rec.music.beatles............................................: 72

20. alt.os.windows-xp............................................: 62

21. rec.arts.tv..................................................: 53

22. alt.astronomy................................................: 50

23. alt.gossip.celebrities.......................................: 50

24. us.politics..................................................: 45

25. alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup.................................: 43

26. alt.fan.starwars.............................................: 43

27. soc.men......................................................: 43

28. alt.config...................................................: 41

29. alt.fan.harry-potter.........................................: 39

30. alt.jokes....................................................: 38

31. alt.callahans................................................: 36

32. alt.angst....................................................: 34

33. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 34

34. rec.arts.drwho...............................................: 34

35. alt.os.windows-vista.........................................: 32

36. rec.arts.marching.drumcorps..................................: 32

37. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 30

38. comp.sys.mac.advocacy........................................: 29

39. alt.drumcorps.colonel-jake...................................: 28

40. alt.stupidity................................................: 28

41. alt.fan.piers-anthony........................................: 23

42. alt.slack....................................................: 23

43. alt.fan.rush-limbaugh........................................: 22

44. alt.hackers.malicious........................................: 20

45. alt.alien.visitors...........................................: 19

46. mi.misc......................................................: 19

47. alt.fuckhead.art-deco........................................: 18

48. alt.tv.sopranos..............................................: 17

49. uk.rec.humour................................................: 17

50. alt.design.graphics..........................................: 16

51. alt.math.....................................................: 16

52. alt.religion.kibology........................................: 15

53. rec.radio.amateur.policy.....................................: 15

54. soc.culture.israel...........................................: 14

55. alt.abortion.................................................: 13

56. alt.atheism..................................................: 13

57. alt.guitar.amps..............................................: 13

58. alt.punk.....................................................: 13

59. alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic........................: 13

60. sci.psychology.psychotherapy.................................: 13

61. alt.douchebag.art-deco.......................................: 12

62. alt.music.pink-floyd.........................................: 12

63. alt.uncle-fucker.art-deco....................................: 12

64. alt.vagina-fearer.art-deco...................................: 12

65. rec.arts.sf.tv...............................................: 12

66. rec.aviation.student.........................................: 12

67. alt.astrology................................................: 11

68. alt.politics.usa.misc........................................: 11

69. bit.listerv.autism...........................................: 11

70. misc.creativity..............................................: 11

71. rec.sport.pro-wrestling......................................: 11

72. alt.aratzio..................................................: 10

73. alt.bobgoblin-extraordinaire.................................: 10

74. alt.stupid-motherfucker.art-deco.............................: 10

75. rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc..................................: 10

76. rec.ponds....................................................: 10

77. alt.religion.christianity....................................: 9

78. alt.religion.islam...........................................: 9

79. soc.culture.islam............................................: 9

80. talk.politics.guns...........................................: 9

81. alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove..: 8

82. alt.fan.cecil-adams..........................................: 8

83. alt.fan.leonredbone..........................................: 8

84. alt.fan.scarecrow............................................: 8

85. alt.fluff-girl.pinku-sensei..................................: 8

86. alt.guns.....................................................: 8

87. alt.marketing.online.ebay....................................: 8

88. alt.paranormal...............................................: 8

89. alt.snuh.....................................................: 8

90. alt.support.diabetes.uk......................................: 8

91. alt.tv.real-world............................................: 8

92. uk.people.silversurfers......................................: 8

93. uk.people.support.depression.................................: 8

94. wanadoouk.help.misc..........................................: 8

95. alt.loafhead.maryanne-kehoe..................................: 7

96. alt.non.sequitur.............................................: 7

97. rec.arts.sf.written..........................................: 7

98. alt.books.cs-lewis...........................................: 6

99. alt.fucknozzles..............................................: 6

100. alt.disasters.aviation.......................................: 5

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End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>

> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>

> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

> Days......................: 31

> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

> Total Volume..............: 18382

> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

> Total Posters This Week...: 196

> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>

> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

> ================================================================

> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5 56.1%

> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

> 3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

> 7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

> 8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

> 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

> 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

> 13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

> 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

> 16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

> 17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

> 19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for rehabilitation.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Ofitseroi vse do odnogo merzavtsoi.

< _Odin Den' Ivana Denisovicha_

mimus wrote:

> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>

>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>

>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>

>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>> Days......................: 31

>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>

>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>> ================================================================

>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5 56.1%

>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

>> 3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

>> 7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

>> 8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

>> 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

>> 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

>> 13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>> 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>> 16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

>> 17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>> 19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

>

> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for rehabilitation.

Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

got double secret probation for writing:

>mimus wrote:

>

>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>

>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>

>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>

>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>> Days......................: 31

>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>

>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>> ================================================================

>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5 56.1%

>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

>>> 3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

>>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

>>> 7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

>>> 8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

>>> 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

>>> 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

>>> 13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>> 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>> 16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

>>> 17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>> 19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

>>

>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for rehabilitation.

>

>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

Who?

--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz

Accept No Substitute

Aratzio wrote:

> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

> got double secret probation for writing:

>

>>mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>>

>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>

>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>

>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>>> Days......................: 31

>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>>

>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>> ================================================================

>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5

56.1%

>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

>>>> 3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

>>>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

>>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

>>>> 7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

>>>> 8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

>>>> 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

>>>> 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

>>>> 13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>>> 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>>> 16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

>>>> 17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>> 19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

>>>

>>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for rehabilitation.

>>

>>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

>

> Who?

That guy.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:12 -0500, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:

>

>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>

>>>mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>>

>>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>>

>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>>>> Days......................: 31

>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>>>

>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>>> ================================================================

>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5

>56.1%

>>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2 5.6%

>>>>> 3. nemo..............................................: 181 5.8 4.0%

>>>>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 125 4.0 2.8%

>>>>> 5. Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2 2.2%

>>>>> 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75 2.4 1.7%

>>>>> 7. Art Deco..........................................: 73 2.4 1.6%

>>>>> 8. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9 1.3%

>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9 1.3%

>>>>> 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53 1.7 1.2%

>>>>> 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 52 1.7 1.2%

>>>>> 13. Yogi Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>>>> 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41 1.3 0.9%

>>>>> 16. Avoid normal situations...........................: 39 1.3 0.9%

>>>>> 17. ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>>> 19. pscissons.........................................: 32 1.0 0.7%

>>>>

>>>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for rehabilitation.

>>>

>>>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

>>

>> Who?

>

>That guy.

Where? Him ->

Aratzio wrote:

> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:12 -0500, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

> bloviated:

>

>>Aratzio wrote:

>>

>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>

>>>>mimus wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>>>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>>>>> Days......................: 31

>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>>>> ================================================================ 1.

>>>>>> Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5

>>>>>> 56.1%

>>>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2

>>>>>> 5.6% 3. nemo..............................................: 181

>>>>>> 5.8 4.0% 4. dave hillstrom....................................:

>>>>>> 125 4.0 2.8% 5.

>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2

>>>>>> 2.2% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75

>>>>>> 2.4 1.7% 7. Art Deco..........................................:

>>>>>> 73 2.4 1.6% 8. Bertie the

>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>>>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9

>>>>>> 1.3%

>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9

>>>>>> 1.3% 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53

>>>>>> 1.7 1.2% 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................:

>>>>>> 52 1.7 1.2% 13. Yogi

>>>>>> Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>>>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3

>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41

>>>>>> 1.3 0.9% 16. Avoid normal situations...........................:

>>>>>> 39 1.3 0.9% 17.

>>>>>> ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1

>>>>>> 0.8% 19. pscissons.........................................: 32

>>>>>> 1.0 0.7%

>>>>>

>>>>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for

>>>>> rehabilitation.

>>>>

>>>>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

>>>

>>> Who?

>>

>>That guy.

>

> Where? Him ->

^ ^

| \________________

(Your guy.) |

(The guy I'm talking about.)

No, that's somebody else. The guy next to him.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:40:29 -0500, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:

>

>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:12 -0500, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>> bloviated:

>>

>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>

>>>>>mimus wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>>>>>> Days......................: 31

>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>>>>> ================================================================ 1.

>>>>>>> Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5

>>>>>>> 56.1%

>>>>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2

>>>>>>> 5.6% 3. nemo..............................................: 181

>>>>>>> 5.8 4.0% 4. dave hillstrom....................................:

>>>>>>> 125 4.0 2.8% 5.

>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2

>>>>>>> 2.2% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75

>>>>>>> 2.4 1.7% 7. Art Deco..........................................:

>>>>>>> 73 2.4 1.6% 8. Bertie the

>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>>>>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9

>>>>>>> 1.3%

>>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9

>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53

>>>>>>> 1.7 1.2% 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................:

>>>>>>> 52 1.7 1.2% 13. Yogi

>>>>>>> Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>>>>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3

>>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41

>>>>>>> 1.3 0.9% 16. Avoid normal situations...........................:

>>>>>>> 39 1.3 0.9% 17.

>>>>>>> ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>>>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1

>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. pscissons.........................................: 32

>>>>>>> 1.0 0.7%

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for

>>>>>> rehabilitation.

>>>>>

>>>>>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

>>>>

>>>> Who?

>>>

>>>That guy.

>>

>> Where? Him ->

>

> ^ ^

> | \________________

> (Your guy.) |

> (The guy I'm talking about.)

>

>No, that's somebody else. The guy next to him.

The one with the goat?

Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:40:29 -0500, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

> bloviated:

>

>>Aratzio wrote:

>>

>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:20:12 -0500, in

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>>> bloviated:

>>>

>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:00:14 -0500, in the land of

>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>

>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>

>>>>>>mimus wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:03:28 +0000, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 GMT

>>>>>>>> Stats End.................: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:16:35 GMT

>>>>>>>> Days......................: 31

>>>>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4507

>>>>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18823915

>>>>>>>> Total Volume..............: 18382

>>>>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 145.4

>>>>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 607223.1

>>>>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 592 kB

>>>>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 196

>>>>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 17.13%

>>>>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.18%

>>>>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 10.30%

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>>>>>> ================================================================ 1.

>>>>>>>> Tim Bruening......................................: 2528 81.5

56.1%

>>>>>>>> 2. mimus.............................................: 254 8.2

>>>>>>>> 5.6% 3. nemo..............................................: 181

>>>>>>>> 5.8 4.0% 4. dave hillstrom....................................:

>>>>>>>> 125 4.0 2.8% 5.

>>>>>>>> Aratzio...........................................: 99 3.2

>>>>>>>> 2.2% 6. mixed nuts........................................: 75

>>>>>>>> 2.4 1.7% 7. Art Deco..........................................:

>>>>>>>> 73 2.4 1.6% 8. Bertie the

>>>>>>>> Bunyip.................................: 69 2.2 1.5%

>>>>>>>> 9. metro-golden-meower...............................: 60 1.9

>>>>>>>> 1.3%

>>>>>>>> 10. The 2-Belo........................................: 58 1.9

>>>>>>>> 1.3% 11. Daedalus..........................................: 53

>>>>>>>> 1.7 1.2% 12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................:

>>>>>>>> 52 1.7 1.2% 13. Yogi

>>>>>>>> Mothball.....................................: 42 1.4 0.9%

>>>>>>>> 14. =?iso-8859-1?b?p/H8aHfYo2Y=?=.....................: 41 1.3

>>>>>>>> 0.9% 15. Tim Weaver........................................: 41

>>>>>>>> 1.3 0.9% 16. Avoid normal situations...........................:

>>>>>>>> 39 1.3 0.9% 17.

>>>>>>>> ah................................................: 35 1.1 0.8%

>>>>>>>> 18. honestjohn........................................: 35 1.1

>>>>>>>> 0.8% 19. pscissons.........................................: 32

>>>>>>>> 1.0 0.7%

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Everyone below this point please report to Room 101 for

>>>>>>> rehabilitation.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Bruening is my hero. It's too bad he's in my killfile.

>>>>>

>>>>> Who?

>>>>

>>>>That guy.

>>>

>>> Where? Him ->

>>

>> ^ ^

>> | \________________

>> (Your guy.) |

>> (The guy I'm talking about.)

>>

>>No, that's somebody else. The guy next to him.

>

> The one with the goat?

The one standing behind the goat.

--

Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992