Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: month of Jun 2008.

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Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

Days......................: 30

Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

Total Volume..............: 16852

Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

Total Posters This Week...: 225

Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

8. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 76 2.5 1.8%

9. Art Deco..........................................: 75 2.5 1.7%

10. mixed nuts........................................: 68 2.3 1.6%

11. Maxwell...........................................: 56 1.9 1.3%

12. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 54 1.8 1.3%

13. The 2-Belo........................................: 52 1.7 1.2%

14. Aratzio...........................................: 45 1.5 1.0%

15. dracosilv.........................................: 42 1.4 1.0%

16. Daedalus..........................................: 40 1.3 0.9%

17. ???hw??f..........................................: 40 1.3 0.9%

18. pscissons.........................................: 38 1.3 0.9%

19. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 37 1.2 0.9%

20. Avoid normal situations...........................: 36 1.2 0.8%

21. Timmay!...........................................: 36 1.2 0.8%

22. nemo..............................................: 35 1.2 0.8%

23. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 28 0.9 0.6%

24. JokesRealm.com....................................: 26 0.9 0.6%

25. Archie Leach......................................: 24 0.8 0.6%

26. Steve Leyland.....................................: 23 0.8 0.5%

27. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 23 0.8 0.5%

28. Tim Weaver........................................: 23 0.8 0.5%

29. whomepuns.........................................: 21 0.7 0.5%

30. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 20 0.7 0.5%

31. Meat Plow.........................................: 20 0.7 0.5%

32. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 20 0.7 0.5%

33. Wavy..............................................: 19 0.6 0.4%

34. Menjy.............................................: 17 0.6 0.4%

35. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.............: 17 0.6 0.4%

36. Fred Tehbot.......................................: 16 0.5 0.4%

37. ah................................................: 15 0.5 0.3%

38. Claymore..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%

39. kenpisano.........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%

40. Ian...............................................: 12 0.4 0.3%

41. Dermot Honeyforth-Dallyford of The Cross-Posters F: 11 0.4 0.3%

42. Billy Crabs.......................................: 10 0.3 0.2%

43. Shirley...........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%

44. Dan Thomas nospam.................................: 9 0.3 0.2%

45. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 9 0.3 0.2%

46. ryannosaurus......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

47. spooge............................................: 8 0.3 0.2%

48. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

49. kcannon...........................................: 7 0.2 0.2%

50. Sweetness.........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

51. FrozenNorth.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

52. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 6 0.2 0.1%

53. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

54. Usenet Rulez......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

55. cavedweller.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

56. crookedjunk.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%

57. Colonel Jake......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

58. Amanda Reid.......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

59. Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce..................: 5 0.2 0.1%

60. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%

61. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 5 0.2 0.1%

62. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 5 0.2 0.1%

63. metro-golden-meower...............................: 5 0.2 0.1%

64. Gregory Hall......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

65. Mr Pounder........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

66. marika............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

67. Bed...............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

68. Beowulf Bolt......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

69. Bill Cleere.......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

70. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

71. In_Your_Eye.......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

72. Jim Logajan.......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

73. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 4 0.1 0.1%

74. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

75. The Queen of Cans and Jars........................: 4 0.1 0.1%

76. Wavy G............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

77. terry.............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%

78. Peter Hucker......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

79. Dr Entropy........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

80. Hass..............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

81. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

82. Joeseph P . Blow..................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

83. Jose..............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

84. Njikki teh Njazi..................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

85. Rebecca Ore.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%

86. JustSomeGuy.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

87. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

88. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

89. MCP...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

90. Maxwell...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

91. knoxy.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

92. winged avenger....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

93. Gray Ghost........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

94. Isambard..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

95. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

96. More_Flaps........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

97. The Sargon........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

98. Tina..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

99. Tony..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

100. an Old friend.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

101. an old friend.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

102. an old friend.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

103. freddy............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

104. lick a doodie.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

105. Bazza.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

106. Bill Cleere.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

107. Blueskies.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

108. CapCity...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

109. Capt. JG..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

110. Don T.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

111. Dr.Hal0nf1r?$.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

112. Ernest Scribbler..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

113. Hussin............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

114. Joe Tromby........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

115. KB9RQZ............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

116. Mark Hojnacki.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

117. Mike Dworetsky....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

118. MindBrain.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

119. Morgans...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

120. Phil L............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

121. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

122. Poots The Lizard..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

123. Respondant........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

124. Retardo Mazzablatti...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

125. Rev. 11D Meow!....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

126. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

127. TopPoster.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

128. Tzortzakakis Dimitrios............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

129. an old fiend......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

130. guerrillaresistance_1@hotmail.com.................: 1 0.0 0.0%

131. Antti Granlund....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

132. Archie Leach's Sockpuppet.........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

133. BAH...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

134. Bama Brian........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

135. BaronLurk.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

136. Bergstr?m.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

137. Bill Snyder.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

138. Brian Mailman.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

139. Bufford L . Hatchett..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

140. Buster Hymen......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

141. CL................................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

142. David DeLaney.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

143. Dontonio Wingfield................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

144. Edward Dolan......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

145. Erno H?m?l?inen...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

146. Esa Perkio........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

147. Fluffy............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

148. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

149. Fusion............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

150. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

151. Gavy Cocker.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

152. Gig 601Xl Builder.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

153. Heikki Niemel?....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

154. IT'S..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

155. Immortalist.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

156. Ivan Gowch........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

157. JUSTIN BAILEY.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

158. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

159. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

160. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

161. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

162. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

163. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

164. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

165. Jay Honeck........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

166. Jim Stewart.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

167. Joe Bob Brigg.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

168. Jon Schild........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

169. Kerkko Rautio.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

170. Leeroy Jenkins....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

171. Lord V~A~R~F~A The Dayless Night .................: 1 0.0 0.0%

172. Lou...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

173. Mark C . Staloff..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

174. Mark-Edwards......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

175. Martin............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

176. Maxwell the Ignorant..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

177. Maxwell the Obtuse................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

178. Maxxi.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

179. Mike Vandeman.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

180. Missy.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

181. Mitchell..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

182. Naked Gonad.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

183. Nomen Nescio......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

184. Otto..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

185. Pucklet...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

186. Rectum Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

187. Seppo.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

188. Stella Starr......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

189. The Demon of Mockery..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

190. The Doctor........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

191. The Pope..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

192. Tiglath...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

193. Tony..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

194. Ubiquitous........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

195. YOU'RE SO INATTENTIVE . . . . America does not bel: 1 0.0 0.0%

196. Zombywoof.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

197. ^'^BatAttaK^'^....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

198. an old fiend......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

199. antU God..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

200. badballbarney.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

201. bonghitsforme.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

202. child1............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

203. child1............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

204. child1............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

205. child1............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

206. don...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

207. doofy.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

208. george............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

209. haroon............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

210. icb13502..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

211. indiana biker.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

212. javawizard........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

213. jellybean stonerfish..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%

214. kb9rqz-bi blade...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

215. lick a doodie.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

216. lucky.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

217. mech..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

218. muthu.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

219. sahaja............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

220. salty.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

221. uncle-monster.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

222. vicky.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

223. wez...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

224. wez...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

225. ~consul...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

Top 1000 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share

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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 2491 83.1 14.8%

2. The 2-Belo........................................: 1789 59.6 10.6%

3. Avoid normal situations...........................: 1740 58.0 10.3%

4. honestjohn........................................: 975 32.5 5.8%

5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 912 30.4 5.4%

6. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 894 29.8 5.3%

7. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 769 25.7 4.6%

8. mimus.............................................: 689 23.0 4.1%

9. Usenet Rulez......................................: 615 20.5 3.7%

10. gregvk............................................: 459 15.3 2.7%

11. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 335 11.2 2.0%

12. Art Deco..........................................: 297 9.9 1.8%

13. dave hillstrom....................................: 264 8.8 1.6%

14. dracosilv.........................................: 240 8.0 1.4%

15. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 223 7.4 1.3%

16. Maxwell...........................................: 208 7.0 1.2%

17. Claymore..........................................: 205 6.8 1.2%

18. ???hw??f..........................................: 182 6.1 1.1%

19. mixed nuts........................................: 179 6.0 1.1%

20. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 173 5.8 1.0%

21. Steve Leyland.....................................: 164 5.5 1.0%

22. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.............: 152 5.1 0.9%

23. Timmay!...........................................: 144 4.8 0.9%

24. Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries.............................: 136 4.5 0.8%

25. Aratzio...........................................: 129 4.3 0.8%

26. Daedalus..........................................: 112 3.8 0.7%

27. pscissons.........................................: 105 3.5 0.6%

28. Porsche Monkey For Life...........................: 102 3.4 0.6%

29. Dermot Honeyforth-Dallyford of The Cross-Posters F: 95 3.2 0.6%

30. Archie Leach......................................: 85 2.9 0.5%

31. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 78 2.6 0.5%

32. ah................................................: 74 2.5 0.4%

33. nemo..............................................: 66 2.2 0.4%

34. Veronica Karlsson.................................: 65 2.2 0.4%

35. Wavy..............................................: 64 2.2 0.4%

36. Tim Weaver........................................: 64 2.1 0.4%

37. Meat Plow.........................................: 57 1.9 0.3%

38. JokesRealm.com....................................: 55 1.9 0.3%

39. whomepuns.........................................: 47 1.6 0.3%

40. Queen of the Snarks of AErisia....................: 43 1.5 0.3%

41. Isambard..........................................: 42 1.4 0.3%

42. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 41 1.4 0.2%

43. Menjy.............................................: 41 1.4 0.2%

44. crookedjunk.......................................: 41 1.4 0.2%

45. Fred Tehbot.......................................: 40 1.3 0.2%

46. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 39 1.3 0.2%

47. Billy Crabs.......................................: 35 1.2 0.2%

48. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 34 1.1 0.2%

49. Shirley...........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

50. Dan Thomas nospam.................................: 32 1.1 0.2%

51. freddy............................................: 32 1.1 0.2%

52. spooge............................................: 31 1.0 0.2%

53. kcannon...........................................: 30 1.0 0.2%

54. kenpisano.........................................: 28 0.9 0.2%

55. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 24 0.8 0.1%

56. Ian...............................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

57. FrozenNorth.......................................: 22 0.8 0.1%

58. terry.............................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

59. Amanda Reid.......................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

60. Njikki teh Njazi..................................: 19 0.7 0.1%

61. ryannosaurus......................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

62. Colonel Jake......................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

63. Pucklet...........................................: 16 0.6 0.1%

64. Jose..............................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

65. Stealth Pilot.....................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

66. Respondant........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

67. cavedweller.......................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

68. Sweetness.........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

69. Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce..................: 14 0.5 0.1%

70. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 13 0.5 0.1%

71. Bed...............................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

72. Rich Ahrens.......................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

73. The Queen of Cans and Jars........................: 12 0.4 0.1%

74. In_Your_Eye.......................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

75. Jim Logajan.......................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

76. Henry Schmidt.....................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

77. Peter Hucker......................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

78. marika............................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

79. Beowulf Bolt......................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

80. metro-golden-meower...............................: 9 0.3 0.1%

81. Dr Entropy........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

82. don...............................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

83. Bill Cleere.......................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

84. The Demon of Mockery..............................: 8 0.3 0.0%

85. Missy.............................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

86. Gregory Hall......................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

87. Mr Pounder........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

88. Maxwell Isn't Smart...............................: 7 0.2 0.0%

89. Joeseph P . Blow..................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

90. Ken S. Tucker.....................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

91. CapCity...........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

92. Gray Ghost........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

93. winged avenger....................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

94. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

95. Rebecca Ore.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

96. kb9rqz-bi blade...................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

97. Rectum Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn..........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

98. doofy.............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

99. Tina..............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

100. More_Flaps........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

101. lucky.............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

102. JustSomeGuy.......................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

103. Wavy G............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

104. an Old friend.....................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

105. lick a doodie.....................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

106. Tony..............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

107. an old friend.....................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

108. knoxy.............................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

109. an old friend.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

110. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

111. The Sargon........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

112. Maxwell...........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

113. Hass..............................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

114. Gavy Cocker.......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

115. Heikki Niemel?....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

116. Antti Granlund....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

117. Dontonio Wingfield................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

118. Morgans...........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

119. Bergstr?m.........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

120. Otto..............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

121. uncle-monster.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

122. MindBrain.........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

123. Don T.............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

124. Erno H?m?l?inen...................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

125. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

126. MCP...............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

127. Bama Brian........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

128. Mark C . Staloff..................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

129. antU God..........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

130. BaronLurk.........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

131. KB9RQZ............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

132. Seppo.............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%

133. Edward Dolan......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

134. Blueskies.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

135. bonghitsforme.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

136. Stella Starr......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

137. Mike Dworetsky....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

138. Fusion............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

139. Tony..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

140. Fluffy............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

141. an old fiend......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

142. Mike Vandeman.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

143. Gary L . Burnore..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

144. Capt. JG..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

145. Tiglath...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

146. Mark Hojnacki.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

147. ~consul...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

148. IT'S..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

149. Bill Snyder.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

150. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

151. Ubiquitous........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

152. badballbarney.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

153. Maxwell the Ignorant..............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

154. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

155. Zombywoof.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

156. Joe Tromby........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

157. Robert M. Gary....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

158. Gig 601Xl Builder.................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

159. Leeroy Jenkins....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

160. Kerkko Rautio.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

161. Brian Mailman.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

162. Retardo Mazzablatti...............................: 2 0.1 0.0%

163. Mitchell..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

164. CL................................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

165. Maxwell the Obtuse................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

166. child1............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

167. David DeLaney.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

168. Lou...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

169. Poots The Lizard..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

170. Buster Hymen......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

171. child1............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

172. Naked Gonad.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

173. TopPoster.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

174. Jay Honeck........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

175. salty.............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%

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4. Gerboperv, silly, furry little homo, and those con: 273 9.1 1.6%

5. K00k Threats!.....................................: 264 8.8 1.6%

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8. Please help our group!............................: 261 8.7 1.6%

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29. Speaking of Watergate . . ........................: 81 2.7 0.5%

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31. The "War on Terror" is a (dark) farce Re: Free Spe: 74 2.5 0.4%

32. 14 April Puns.....................................: 72 2.4 0.4%

33. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 67 2.2 0.4%

34. I LOVED GEORGE CARLIN .......................: 66 2.2 0.4%

35. Supersonic BizJet.................................: 66 2.2 0.4%

36. Thanks Bertie, more bullshit......................: 65 2.2 0.4%

37. Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head................: 63 2.1 0.4%

38. Saint Jean-Baptiste Day Puns......................: 63 2.1 0.4%

39. im wearing........................................: 61 2.1 0.4%

40. 08/06/04 Puns.....................................: 61 2.0 0.4%

41. LITS alert! Re: Bertie's Sockpuppets and Supporte: 61 2.0 0.4%

42. Flonknews: Red Herrings and Deja vu all over again: 60 2.0 0.4%

43. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 57 1.9 0.3%

44. Ubergenius Troll Alert............................: 57 1.9 0.3%

45. Anthony Atkielski.................................: 56 1.9 0.3%

46. Guess The Troll (Round Two) -- Submission Summary.: 55 1.8 0.3%

47. gregvk Is Dead....................................: 54 1.8 0.3%

48. 135 Days..........................................: 54 1.8 0.3%

49. Bertie the Counterfeiter..........................: 50 1.7 0.3%

50. Should I reveal the name and address of Bertie the: 49 1.7 0.3%

51. Matty...Self-Fucked...............................: 49 1.6 0.3%

52. Ludbunski ...Still Criminally Dull................: 48 1.6 0.3%

53. Greggie Whines For My Attention Again.............: 48 1.6 0.3%

54. 06/12/24 Puns.....................................: 48 1.6 0.3%

55. 04/06/08 Puns.....................................: 46 1.6 0.3%

56. I've finally Had It!..............................: 46 1.6 0.3%

57. Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frot: 46 1.6 0.3%

58. 50 Days...........................................: 45 1.5 0.3%

59. Cessna 172R from Telluride to Aspen...............: 45 1.5 0.3%

60. 6/24 Puns.........................................: 44 1.5 0.3%

61. Martin's claims...................................: 43 1.4 0.3%

62. Forged post above.................................: 42 1.4 0.3%

63. WOW!..............................................: 42 1.4 0.3%

64. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 42 1.4 0.3%

65. 6 June Puns.......................................: 42 1.4 0.3%

66. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Fondler.....................: 40 1.3 0.2%

67. Facepalm Or LOL? You Decide......................: 39 1.3 0.2%

68. Spankity Spank....................................: 38 1.3 0.2%

69. What's your faourite Ludbunskyism?................: 37 1.2 0.2%

70. 10 Days...........................................: 37 1.2 0.2%

71. Several Words You CAN Say on Usenet...............: 36 1.2 0.2%

72. 12 days...........................................: 36 1.2 0.2%

73. 19 June Puns......................................: 35 1.2 0.2%

74. 5 Days............................................: 35 1.2 0.2%

75. Bertie's Childhood................................: 34 1.2 0.2%

76. 6/1 Puns..........................................: 34 1.1 0.2%

77. D Day Puns........................................: 34 1.1 0.2%

78. MUAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA..................: 33 1.1 0.2%

79. June 6 Puns.......................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

80. Look! >>>.........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

81. June 19 Puns......................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

82. 15 Days...........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%

83. 180 Days..........................................: 32 1.1 0.2%

84. Lo................................................: 31 1.1 0.2%

85. Ludbunski's Lego Addiction........................: 31 1.0 0.2%

86. Facepalm or LOL? You Decide......................: 31 1.0 0.2%

87. NEA Pedophile cover-up May 2008...................: 30 1.0 0.2%

88. This May Be Where I Finally Go Skinhead...........: 30 1.0 0.2%

89. Just a simple announcement for for students.......: 30 1.0 0.2%

90. 100 Days..........................................: 30 1.0 0.2%

91. 190 Days..........................................: 28 1.0 0.2%

92. attn potato chip lovers...........................: 28 1.0 0.2%

93. 115 Days..........................................: 28 0.9 0.2%

94. 140 Days..........................................: 28 0.9 0.2%

95. Workarounds, Workarounds..........................: 28 0.9 0.2%

96. never again.......................................: 27 0.9 0.2%

97. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Muncher.....................: 27 0.9 0.2%

98. Woof! Woof!.......................................: 27 0.9 0.2%

99. 45 Days...........................................: 27 0.9 0.2%

100. Even the title is rock-pulverizingly stupid: -->: 27 0.9 0.2%

101. "BAM1BAM" (drop dead punk) "campaign continues to : 26 0.9 0.2%

102. Farfoos Loses It, Spews 250 Lines Of Foam.........: 26 0.9 0.2%

103. Another LITS O' HATE Re: Bertie's Supporters and S: 26 0.9 0.2%

104. PING Dave: Potato-Chip Report.....................: 26 0.9 0.2%

105. 30 Days...........................................: 26 0.9 0.2%

106. Meat Plow: One Half of The Brothers Dim...........: 26 0.9 0.2%

107. Meat Plow: Owner of Timmay! Re: Meat Plow: One Hal: 25 0.9 0.2%

108. I'm troubled......................................: 25 0.8 0.2%

109. 170 Days..........................................: 25 0.8 0.2%

110. Fosset shot down by Indians ?.....................: 25 0.8 0.2%

111. June 1 Puns.......................................: 25 0.8 0.1%

112. 165 Days..........................................: 25 0.8 0.1%

113. Some of you are growing an extra head.............: 25 0.8 0.1%

114. Steve.............................................: 24 0.8 0.1%

115. 185 Days..........................................: 24 0.8 0.1%

116. Damb hax0rs.......................................: 24 0.8 0.1%

117. 4/6 Puns..........................................: 24 0.8 0.1%

118. 195 Days..........................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

119. Kurt Vonnegut you certainly ain't , Ludbunski....: 23 0.8 0.1%

120. 80 Days...........................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

121. 145 Days..........................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

122. 200 Days..........................................: 23 0.8 0.1%

123. 55 Days...........................................: 22 0.8 0.1%

124. Yet another childishly forged post by Morkie......: 22 0.8 0.1%

125. 210 Days..........................................: 22 0.8 0.1%

126. Charles Dickens Ain't Got Shit On Me, Nigga.......: 22 0.8 0.1%

127. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Spankard....................: 22 0.7 0.1%

128. 310 Days..........................................: 22 0.7 0.1%

129. July 2 Puns.......................................: 22 0.7 0.1%

130. Sign-up: Offical Stalked By Jade Lits was: Leave B: 22 0.7 0.1%

131. PING VK...........................................: 22 0.7 0.1%

132. That post from Tholen in reply to Bissonnette is p: 21 0.7 0.1%

133. 1/6 Puns..........................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

134. 6/4 Puns..........................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

135. Freeze Spell: LWW Spoilers........................: 21 0.7 0.1%

136. A Day.............................................: 21 0.7 0.1%

137. 6/20 Puns.........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

138. 175 Days..........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

139. 2 June Puns.......................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

140. Tholen still can't admit his newsreader can't read: 20 0.7 0.1%

141. 6/19 Puns.........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

142. 07/07/07..........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%

143. Not B0rked [Re: CASCADE: I hate cascades Re: Gregg: 20 0.7 0.1%

144. St. Jean-Baptist Day Puns.........................: 19 0.7 0.1%

145. Last Day Of Spring Puns...........................: 19 0.7 0.1%

146. I found...........................................: 19 0.7 0.1%

147. THE BIBLE IS A LIE!...............................: 19 0.7 0.1%

148. 60 Days...........................................: 19 0.7 0.1%

149. 295 Days..........................................: 19 0.7 0.1%

150. 2/6 Puns..........................................: 19 0.7 0.1%

151. NOMINATION: The RAMD Asswipe Brigade for Special O: 19 0.6 0.1%

152. Mere..............................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

153. 85 Days...........................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

154. 7/6 Puns..........................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

155. 6/25 Puns.........................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

156. melt..............................................: 19 0.6 0.1%

157. Bertie 737 question...............................: 19 0.6 0.1%

158. negative dihedral.................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

159. 155 Days..........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

160. 265 Days..........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

161. 40 Days...........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

162. Yet another childishly forged post................: 18 0.6 0.1%

163. June 23 Puns......................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

164. ok, i need good vibes!............................: 18 0.6 0.1%

165. 75 Days...........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%

166. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Gourmet.....................: 18 0.6 0.1%

167. 20 Days...........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

168. Obama/Marx and fascist netkkkops..................: 17 0.6 0.1%

169. Juneteenth Puns...................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

170. Verizon to cut off most usenet access to subscribe: 17 0.6 0.1%

171. 95 Days...........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

172. 25 Days...........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

173. Mmmm...Legos......................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

174. 6/5 Puns..........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

175. I have a bigger penis than D. Spencer Hines does!.: 17 0.6 0.1%

176. Definitions.......................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

177. E Day.............................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

178. 125 Days..........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%

179. KOOK DAY IS UPON US!..............................: 16 0.6 0.1%

180. 160 Days..........................................: 16 0.6 0.1%

181. OT -- George Carlin Dead!.........................: 16 0.6 0.1%

182. Some Good Frenchpersons...........................: 16 0.6 0.1%

183. Charles Dickens Shit On HomosexuRaoul, Nigga......: 16 0.6 0.1%

184. I AM HEREBY OFFICIALLY IN LURK MODE...............: 16 0.5 0.1%

185. Even the title is rock-pulverizingly stupid.....: 16 0.5 0.1%

186. What a circle jerk!!!.............................: 16 0.5 0.1%

187. Greggy...Self-Fucked..............................: 16 0.5 0.1%

188. Just in case......................................: 16 0.5 0.1%

189. 90 Days...........................................: 16 0.5 0.1%

190. June 2 Puns.......................................: 16 0.5 0.1%

191. A New C Sig.......................................: 16 0.5 0.1%

192. how evil would i be...............................: 16 0.5 0.1%

193. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

194. 105 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

195. 290 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

196. 65 Days...........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

197. Moultard Fucks Himself Over...Again...............: 15 0.5 0.1%

198. Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 2.......: 15 0.5 0.1%

199. 19/6 Puns.........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

200. Brown paper bag...................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

201. I Think I Just Broke a Glass into an Infinite Numb: 15 0.5 0.1%

202. 205 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%

203. Happy Watergate Day!..............................: 15 0.5 0.1%

204. Dear Stihl Lawn Equipment.........................: 14 0.5 0.1%

205. 215 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

206. 130 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

207. 315 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

208. Fill Out and Return Please........................: 14 0.5 0.1%

209. Gasoline..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

210. 120 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

211. The Stick-Gatherer................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

212. 3/6 Puns..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

213. We have a MELTDOWN in progress (was Re: Guess The : 14 0.5 0.1%

214. 300 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

215. the rob cypher movie review!!!....................: 14 0.5 0.1%

216. 07/06/05 puns.....................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

217. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%

218. This is fake footage, right?......................: 13 0.5 0.1%

219. PIREP: 2008 Red Bull Air Races Detroit............: 13 0.5 0.1%

220. 285 Days..........................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

221. "The Incredible Hulk" Los Angeles Premiere - Arriv: 13 0.5 0.1%

222. Perfect loop......................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

223. June 3 Puns.......................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

224. Bertie forges another post........................: 13 0.5 0.1%

225. 08/07/06 Puns.....................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

226. Hom osexu oul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 13 0.5 0.1%

227. 150 Days..........................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

228. Educating Maxwell.................................: 13 0.5 0.1%

229. Hom osexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself : 13 0.4 0.1%

230. 330 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

231. blarg.............................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

232. Bizarro http://WWW.......................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

233. 110 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%

234. 7/5 Puns..........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

235. Educating Daryl...................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

236. I want to be a member of MEOW.....................: 12 0.4 0.1%

237. Hillstrom -> Re: NOTICE TO THE Supreme Court......: 12 0.4 0.1%

238. Thanks Dudley, more bullshit......................: 12 0.4 0.1%

239. 320 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

240. What's the first thing they use it for?...........: 12 0.4 0.1%

241. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 12 0.4 0.1%

242. 305 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

243. Happy Little Big Horn Days!.......................: 12 0.4 0.1%

244. Perfect loop ping Viperdoc........................: 12 0.4 0.1%

245. 07/06/05 Puns.....................................: 12 0.4 0.1%

246. Greggsly Is "Waistoid" On His Butt-Shrooms........: 12 0.4 0.1%

247. Ann...............................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

248. 30 June Puns......................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

249. 280 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

250. 360 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

251. 245 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

252. 70 Days...........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

253. PING Dave URGENT Potato-Chip Warning..............: 11 0.4 0.1%

254. i want............................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

255. 06/06/06 Puns.....................................: 11 0.4 0.1%

256. 06/12/18 Puns.....................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

257. On Anonymity, Moderated Fora, and Usenet..........: 10 0.4 0.1%

258. Perfect froot loops...............................: 10 0.4 0.1%

259. 225 Days..........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

260. Diaperboi ...Self-Fucked..........................: 10 0.4 0.1%

261. KO0KFITE!! Re: Ubergenius Troll Alert............: 10 0.4 0.1%

262. botticelli........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

263. 20/6 Puns.........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

264. Greg - Outed On Usenet............................: 10 0.4 0.1%

265. 680 Days..........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

266. Didn't We Used to Have a Coupla US "Upper Midwest": 10 0.4 0.1%

267. WTF? WTF? I Mean, WTF?............................: 10 0.4 0.1%

268. 35 Days...........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%

269. 250 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

270. Flonknews: Oil bugs...............................: 10 0.3 0.1%

271. June 22 Puns......................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

272. Big sigh..........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%

273. 335 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

274. why life keeps getting better.....................: 9 0.3 0.1%

275. Hom osexaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself Th: 9 0.3 0.1%

276. 240 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

277. FlonkNews: The Turkish Renaissance................: 9 0.3 0.1%

278. 5/6 Puns..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

279. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Farmer......................: 9 0.3 0.1%

280. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP................: 9 0.3 0.1%

281. 4/8 Puns..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

282. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: 9 0.3 0.1%

283. Q Puns............................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

284. The greatest man ever.............................: 9 0.3 0.1%

285. Wooff!!!!?!.......................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

286. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Wastoid.....................: 9 0.3 0.1%

287. Greggie...Admits To Following Link After Link Afte: 9 0.3 0.1%

288. Baby Matthew's Obsession With Male Buttocks.......: 9 0.3 0.1%

289. Ho osea ul Is Flustered Into Shitting Himself The: 9 0.3 0.1%

290. An accident with a surprisingly "good" outcome....: 9 0.3 0.1%

291. 27/6 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

292. 6/30 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%

293. We have a MOCKING in progress (was Re: Guess The T: 8 0.3 0.1%

294. A short course in definitions for Maxie...........: 8 0.3 0.1%

295. 6/7 Puns..........................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

296. 230 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

297. 220 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

298. Tron guy speaks out...............................: 8 0.3 0.1%

299. Forged post.......................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

300. Greg Spent His WHOLE Weekend Sniting Liak An Angry: 8 0.3 0.1%

301. Moultard's Official Nym Wishlist..................: 8 0.3 0.1%

302. 340 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.1%

303. Hom oseaul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself The: 8 0.3 0.0%

304. creativity or boredom? VIII.......................: 8 0.3 0.0%

305. GIVE THANKS TO BERTIE THE BUTTLIPP FOR HE IS RIGHT: 8 0.3 0.0%

306. Kickin Myself In The Ass..........................: 8 0.3 0.0%

307. Hom oseu oul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself Th: 7 0.3 0.0%

308. 5/7 Puns..........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

309. Kevin...Self-Fucked...............................: 7 0.3 0.0%

310. The Day People Will Open Their Eyes.. JULY 12, 200: 7 0.3 0.0%

311. 06/06/06..........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

312. Ass Plow...Self-Fucked............................: 7 0.3 0.0%

313. BZZZT! HA!........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

314. Under the Whirly Gun..............................: 7 0.3 0.0%

315. =?iso-8859-1?q?Wooff!!!!=A7!?=....................: 7 0.3 0.0%

316. New New Gay Portal................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

317. A song............................................: 7 0.3 0.0%

318. forged post - including email.....................: 7 0.3 0.0%

319. We blame Bertie the ButtlippS.....................: 7 0.3 0.0%

320. NOMINATION: The RAMD Asswipe Brigade for Special O: 7 0.2 0.0%

321. Did I Just Wet Myself?............................: 7 0.2 0.0%

322. Folks can't afford to fly & think the airlines suc: 7 0.2 0.0%

323. 4th Season Dr. Who - The Unicorn and the Wasp - 5 : 7 0.2 0.0%

324. 270 Days..........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

325. Re: =?iso-8859-1?q?Wooff!!!!=A7!?=................: 7 0.2 0.0%

326. A Day Puns........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

327. 2 July Puns.......................................: 7 0.2 0.0%

328. Poison Skies In Real Life.........................: 7 0.2 0.0%

329. YASID - psychoanalyzing a demon...................: 6 0.2 0.0%

330. 235 Days..........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

331. B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber Crash Video.............: 6 0.2 0.0%

332. Demon Names.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

333. Several Words You CAN Say on Usenet ..............: 6 0.2 0.0%

334. Forgeries.........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

335. Veronica..........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

336. Victoria Day Puns.................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

337. FlonkNews: Technical Bulletin: Two Points Needed o: 6 0.2 0.0%

338. YASID: Eating Is Obscene (Bunuel Spoiler).........: 6 0.2 0.0%

339. i am..............................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

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341. Why We're All Fucked . . .........................: 6 0.2 0.0%

342. Guess The Retard (Round Two) -- Submission Summary: 6 0.2 0.0%

343. Charles Dickens Shit On Me, Nigga.................: 6 0.2 0.0%

344. 6/27 Puns.........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

345. Bertie: 665+ posts; Maxwell: 326+ posts...........: 6 0.2 0.0%

346. Fill Out and Return Please .......................: 6 0.2 0.0%

347. 350 Days..........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%

348. =?ISO-8859-1?B?UmU6IFdvb2ZmISEhIach?=.............: 6 0.2 0.0%

349. Bertie's Sockpuppets and Supporters...............: 5 0.2 0.0%

350. Marqueer The Butt-Shroom Eater....................: 5 0.2 0.0%

351. Hoosgow Is Crustered In to Shatner Himself The Bla: 5 0.2 0.0%

352. Bothering a Pilot on Final........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

353. The Winged Pig: Foreshadowing in Wodehouse........: 5 0.2 0.0%

354. creativity or boredom? V..........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

355. 325 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

356. Greg Supports NetKKKoping And Going RL On Those Th: 5 0.2 0.0%

357. NOTICE OF CROSSPOASTING!..........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

358. Baby Matthew Moulton - Loner with a Boner.........: 5 0.2 0.0%

359. 10001 Days........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

360. Cycling not particularly dangerous................: 5 0.2 0.0%

361. LIVING WITH WAR TODAY.............................: 5 0.2 0.0%

362. http://www.pilotsofamerica.com...........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

363. Diaperboi...Self-Fucked...........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

364. Matty The Wonder Retard Foams All Over The Place..: 5 0.2 0.0%

365. Hom osexuaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 5 0.2 0.0%

366. I give up, after many, many years!................: 5 0.2 0.0%

367. From the Geological POV . . . ....................: 5 0.2 0.0%

368. FlonkNews: How the Bush and Blair Administrations : 5 0.2 0.0%

369. Greggsly Fucks Himself Over...Again...............: 5 0.2 0.0%

370. June 20 Puns......................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

371. 9/5 Puns..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%

372. Mingtard...Still Terminally Obsessed With That Mea: 5 0.2 0.0%

373. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 5 0.2 0.0%

374. Overshoot in Honduras?............................: 5 0.2 0.0%

375. Gregory's a MENSA member?.........................: 5 0.2 0.0%

376. Dimmy The Butt-Shroom Eater.......................: 4 0.2 0.0%

377. The Pious Dogs....................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

378. Another forged by Bertie..........................: 4 0.2 0.0%

379. Baby Greggie the /b/-tard.........................: 4 0.2 0.0%

380. Mingtard...Still Criminally Dull..................: 4 0.2 0.0%

381. Yo................................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

382. 6/6/6 Puns........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

383. 06/09/12 Puns.....................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

384. Greg's New Nyme Is Foamy!.........................: 4 0.2 0.0%

385. 13/4 Puns.........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

386. PING WAVY G ......................: 4 0.2 0.0%

387. Dimmy: Spankity Spanked Spankard..................: 4 0.2 0.0%

388. message above forged by Bertie....................: 4 0.2 0.0%

389. 260 Days..........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%

390. Ryhm?n sfnet.tori.ostetaan.atk virallinen kuvaus..: 4 0.2 0.0%

391. 4th Season Dr. Who - The Unicorn and the Wasp - 5 : 4 0.1 0.0%

392. Greggy The Butt-Shroom Farmer.....................: 4 0.1 0.0%

393. Hooligan Is FuXorin the Skull of Ronald Reagan....: 4 0.1 0.0%

394. 30/6 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

395. Is it just me.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%

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579. EAA plans major building expansion?...............: 1 0.1 0.0%

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581. Fighting the high cost of flying..................: 1 0.1 0.0%

582. Carbon Footprint..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

583. Ascension day Puns................................: 1 0.1 0.0%

584. UNITED AIR LINES TO LAY OFF 950 PILOTS............: 1 0.1 0.0%

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11. mimus.....................................................: 28.0%

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14. dave hillstrom............................................: 26.8%

15. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.....................: 25.1%

16. Wavy......................................................: 24.6%

17. cavedweller...............................................: 24.6%

18. Dan Thomas nospam.........................................: 24.4%

19. mixed nuts................................................: 23.9%

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23. Timmay!...................................................: 20.0%

24. honestjohn................................................: 19.9%

25. Billy Crabs...............................................: 19.5%

26. gregvk....................................................: 19.3%

27. whomepuns.................................................: 18.5%

28. Dr_de_Bauche..............................................: 16.9%

29. Maxwell Isn't Smart.......................................: 16.2%

30. Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce..........................: 16.1%

31. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 15.9%

32. Fred Tehbot...............................................: 15.8%

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36. Ian.......................................................: 14.8%

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50. Archie Leach..............................................: 8.7%

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57. FrozenNorth...............................................: 3.8%

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59. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 2.8%

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32. Fred Tehbot...............................................: 15.8%

33. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 15.9%

34. Commandante Meow Meow Matt Bruce..........................: 16.1%

35. Maxwell Isn't Smart.......................................: 16.2%

36. Dr_de_Bauche..............................................: 16.9%

37. whomepuns.................................................: 18.5%

38. gregvk....................................................: 19.3%

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48. Wavy......................................................: 24.6%

49. The Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe.....................: 25.1%

50. dave hillstrom............................................: 26.8%

51. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 27.3%

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24. alt.design.graphics..........................................: 41

25. alt.tv.sopranos..............................................: 35

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76. alt.politics.elections.......................................: 6

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78. alt.uncle-fucker.art-deco....................................: 6

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80. alt.atheism..................................................: 5

81. alt.autos.toyota.............................................: 5

82. alt.drumcorps.colonel-jake...................................: 5

83. alt.politics.................................................: 5

84. alt.politics.bush............................................: 5

85. alt.science..................................................: 5

86. alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys.......................: 5

87. misc.survivalism.............................................: 5

88. rec.arts.science.............................................: 5

89. rec.arts.sf.movies...........................................: 5

90. rec.crafts.metalworking......................................: 5

91. rec.music.hip-hop............................................: 5

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93. alt.callahans................................................: 4

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96. alt.politics.usa.misc........................................: 4

97. alt.censorous.bastard........................................: 3

98. alt.child-support............................................: 3

99. alt.comedy.standup...........................................: 3

100. alt.cuddle.evil..............................................: 3

====================================================

End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster

<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>

> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>

>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

>Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

>Days......................: 30

>Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

>Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

>Total Volume..............: 16852

>Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

>Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

>Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

>Total Posters This Week...: 225

>Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

>Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

>

>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>================================================================

> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

> 2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

> 4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

> 5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

> 6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

damn. mimus kicked my ass.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and

nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"

and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy

the privileges of the new office. here here!!"

-dave hillstrom

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster

> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>

>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>

>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>

>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

>>Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

>>Days......................: 30

>>Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

>>Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

>>Total Volume..............: 16852

>>Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

>>Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

>>Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

>>Total Posters This Week...: 225

>>Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

>>Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

>>

>>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>================================================================

>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

>> 2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

>> 4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

>> 5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

>> 6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

>

> damn. mimus kicked my ass.

I even took the last week off for Wimbie.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:52:34 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

>

>> On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster

>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>>

>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>

>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>

>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

>>>Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

>>>Days......................: 30

>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

>>>Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

>>>Total Volume..............: 16852

>>>Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

>>>Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

>>>Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

>>>Total Posters This Week...: 225

>>>Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

>>>Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

>>>

>>>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>================================================================

>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

>>> 2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

>>> 5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

>>> 6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

>>

>> damn. mimus kicked my ass.

>

>I even took the last week off for Wimbie.

biotch

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and

nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"

and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy

the privileges of the new office. here here!!"

-dave hillstrom

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:46:57 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:52:34 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

> wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

>>

>>> On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster

>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>>>

>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>

>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>

>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

>>>> Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

>>>> Days......................: 30

>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

>>>> Total Volume..............: 16852

>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

>>>> Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 225

>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

>>>> Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

>>>>

>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>> ================================================================

>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

>>>> 2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

>>>> 5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

>>>> 6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

>>>

>>> damn. mimus kicked my ass.

>>

>> I even took the last week off for Wimbie.

>

> biotch

Well, you were off wrecking the world GNP for a bit . . . .

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_

On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:44:21 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:46:57 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:52:34 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:21 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster

>>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program

>>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

>>>>>

>>>>> Copyright © 2002 Neil Lombardo,

>>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft © 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau

>>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft © 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

>>>>>

>>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:00:00 GMT

>>>>> Stats Begin...............: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 GMT

>>>>> Stats End.................: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

>>>>> Days......................: 30

>>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4313

>>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 17256606

>>>>> Total Volume..............: 16852

>>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 143.8

>>>>> Characters Per Day........: 575220.2

>>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 561 kB

>>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 225

>>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.90%

>>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 59.02%

>>>>> Original Content Rating...: 16.49%

>>>>>

>>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share

>>>>> ================================================================

>>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1442 48.1 33.4%

>>>>> 2. honestjohn........................................: 435 14.5 10.1%

>>>>> 3. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 386 12.9 8.9%

>>>>> 4. mimus.............................................: 211 7.0 4.9%

>>>>> 5. gregvk............................................: 139 4.6 3.2%

>>>>> 6. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 130 4.3 3.0%

>>>>> 7. dave hillstrom....................................: 95 3.2 2.2%

>>>>

>>>> damn. mimus kicked my ass.

>>>

>>> I even took the last week off for Wimbie.

>>

>> biotch

>

>Well, you were off wrecking the world GNP for a bit . . . .

mheh

oh, id just like to tell you that this post is NOT coming to you via

my 17" monitor. its coming to you via my BRAND SPANKING NEW ACER 24"

WIDESCREEN 1920x1200 LCD MONITOR that came in teh mail this mornin.

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and

nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"

and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy

the privileges of the new office. here here!!"

-dave hillstrom