Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: month of May 2008.

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Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:01 GMT
Stats End.................: Sat, 31 May 2008 22:14:04 GMT
Days......................: 31
Total No. of Articles.....: 4979
Total No. of Characters...: 18333045
Total Volume..............: 17903
Messages Per Day..........: 160.6
Characters Per Day........: 591388.5
Average Daily Volume......: 577 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 188
Messages with Sigs........: 22.76%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.49%
Original Content Rating...: 23.17%

Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1832 59.1 36.8%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 321 10.4 6.4%
3. mimus.............................................: 310 10.0 6.2%
4. dave hillstrom....................................: 284 9.2 5.7%
5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 269 8.7 5.4%
6. Aratzio...........................................: 162 5.2 3.3%
7. gregvk............................................: 111 3.6 2.2%
8. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 110 3.5 2.2%
9. Daedalus..........................................: 107 3.5 2.1%
10. Timmay!...........................................: 80 2.6 1.6%
11. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 76 2.5 1.5%
12. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 75 2.4 1.5%
13. mixed nuts........................................: 73 2.4 1.5%
14. The 2-Belo........................................: 70 2.3 1.4%
15. knoxy.............................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
16. pscissons.........................................: 60 1.9 1.2%
17. Wolf 253..........................................: 58 1.9 1.2%
18. Tim Weaver........................................: 57 1.8 1.1%
19. veronica karlsson.................................: 48 1.5 1.0%
20. ah................................................: 47 1.5 0.9%
21. Avoid normal situations...........................: 41 1.3 0.8%
22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 1.2 0.8%
23. Menjy.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 32 1.0 0.6%
25. Meat Plow.........................................: 30 1.0 0.6%
26. Shirley...........................................: 21 0.7 0.4%
27. Billy Crabs.......................................: 20 0.6 0.4%
28. Peter Hucker......................................: 18 0.6 0.4%
29. blu...............................................: 17 0.5 0.3%
30. honestjohn........................................: 16 0.5 0.3%
31. metro-golden-meower...............................: 16 0.5 0.3%
32. Mr Pounder........................................: 15 0.5 0.3%
33. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 15 0.5 0.3%
34. Art Deco..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
35. Chairman Cow......................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
36. Dr . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 12 0.4 0.2%
37. UCLA..............................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
38. MindBrain.........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
39. Bill Cleere.......................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
40. Gunner Asch.......................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
41. Pucklet...........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
42. whomepuns.........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
43. Naked Gonad.......................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
44. Wavy..............................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
45. Menjy.............................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
46. Maxwell...........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
47. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 9 0.3 0.2%
48. Bill Cleere.......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
49. FrozenNorth.......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
50. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
51. Maxwell...........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
52. Art Deco..........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
53. The...............................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
54. an old friend.....................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
55. joandarc or joan930...............................: 7 0.2 0.1%
56. kcannon...........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
57. Rhonda Lea Kirk...................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
58. nemo..............................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
59. Brian Mailman.....................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
60. Frederick Williams................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
61. Gunner............................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
62. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 6 0.2 0.1%
63. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 6 0.2 0.1%
64. Mark C Organ......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
65. Mxsmanic..........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
66. Sweetness.........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
67. Archie Leach......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
68. Drew..............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
69. F?ach.............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
70. crookedjunk.......................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
71. freddy............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
72. kenpisano.........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
73. CapCity...........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
74. Peter Webb........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
75. TopPoster.........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
76. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
77. Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA..............: 3 0.1 0.1%
78. Sharon B..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
79. The Doctor........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
80. avisej............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
81. JeWitch...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
82. Sugien............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
83. winged avenger....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
84. 2nz...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
85. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 2 0.1 0.0%
86. Benjamin Dover....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
87. Buster Hymen......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
88. Crawdad...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
89. FrozenNorth.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
90. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
91. Michael Bowker....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
92. Myal..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
93. Percival Cornelius................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
94. Santa's Little Helper.............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
95. The Master........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
96. ThePsyko..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
97. Ubiquitous........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
98. Whatever..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
99. an old friend.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
100. an_old_friend.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
101. bob...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
102. knucmo............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
103. simian............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
104. this ng...........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
105. kb9rqz CCRA punce gotcha..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
106. Best Replica Watches..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
107. Captain Cross Post!!!!............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
108. Captain Crosspost!!!..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
109. Captain Crosspost!................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
110. Captain Crosspost!................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
111. Captain Crosspost!................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
112. Captain Crosspot!!!...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
113. Colonel Jake......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
114. Doomsday Machine..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
115. Zarbiface I.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
116. Jim Langston......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
117. KB9RQZ/fruit.for.karol............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
118. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
119. Lars Wilson.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
120. Llertnac Cire.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
121. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
122. Mark \"LUVZ\" Cox.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
123. Mimus Fiegler.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
124. NW_Pilot..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
125. News..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
126. Poots The Lizard..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
127. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
128. Scott Campbell....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
129. Sweetness.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
130. Theodore M. Seeber................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
131. Tzortzakakis Dimitrios............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
132. V-for-Vendicar....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
133. Von...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
134. Lynn Kurtz........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
135. -= Hawk =-........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
136. BAH...............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
137. Bertie the Forger.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
138. Bertie the Forger.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
139. Bertie the Frooger................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
140. Borked Pseudo Mailed..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
141. Chilly8...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
142. Condor2200........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
143. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
144. FrozenNorth.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
145. HARRY POTTER......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
146. Incantatrix.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
147. Jose..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
148. KB9RQZ............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
149. KD8fruitecake.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
150. Larry Dighera.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
151. Lars Eighner......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
152. Mark A Simpleton..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
153. Maxwell...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
154. Maxwell...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
155. Maxwell MI5.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
156. Maxxi.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
157. Nicholas..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
158. Nobody............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
159. Pat Crockette.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
160. Peter J Ross......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
161. Phil Bowles.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
162. Snicker...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
163. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
164. The Watcher.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
165. Usenet Rulez......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
166. adamLUCKYwallace..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
167. an Old friend.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
168. burgess krell.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
169. cannabidraake.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
170. chatnoir..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
171. dozr..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
172. gatt..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
173. george............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
174. ghghjnjn..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
175. haroon............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
176. homemadejam 1.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
177. marcia............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
178. mark kelp.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
179. mitchell..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
180. morkins mork......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
181. mwasm.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
182. numbered account..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
183. pandora...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
184. rfischer..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
185. spooge............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
186. squint............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
187. work..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
188. zzuns010..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%

Top 1000 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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1. Tim Bruening......................................: 3273 105.6 18.3%
2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 2032 65.6 11.4%
3. The 2-Belo........................................: 1658 53.5 9.3%
4. Avoid normal situations...........................: 1350 43.6 7.5%
5. dave hillstrom....................................: 1106 35.7 6.2%
6. mimus.............................................: 936 30.2 5.2%
7. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 565 18.2 3.2%
8. Aratzio...........................................: 436 14.1 2.4%
9. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 364 11.8 2.0%
10. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 360 11.6 2.0%
11. ah................................................: 357 11.5 2.0%
12. Daedalus..........................................: 347 11.2 1.9%
13. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 332 10.7 1.9%
14. Wolf 253..........................................: 311 10.1 1.7%
15. gregvk............................................: 292 9.4 1.6%
16. Steve Leyland.....................................: 257 8.3 1.4%
17. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 253 8.2 1.4%
18. Timmay!...........................................: 213 6.9 1.2%
19. pscissons.........................................: 208 6.7 1.2%
20. Tim Weaver........................................: 188 6.1 1.1%
21. knoxy.............................................: 186 6.0 1.0%
22. mixed nuts........................................: 179 5.8 1.0%
23. Art Deco..........................................: 128 4.1 0.7%
24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 127 4.1 0.7%
25. veronica karlsson.................................: 102 3.3 0.6%
26. honestjohn........................................: 101 3.3 0.6%
27. Menjy.............................................: 98 3.2 0.5%
28. Mr Pounder........................................: 98 3.2 0.5%
29. Dr . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 95 3.1 0.5%
30. Usenet Rulez......................................: 84 2.7 0.5%
31. Meat Plow.........................................: 73 2.4 0.4%
32. Pucklet...........................................: 69 2.2 0.4%
33. Peter Hucker......................................: 64 2.1 0.4%
34. freddy............................................: 63 2.1 0.4%
35. blu...............................................: 60 1.9 0.3%
36. Art Deco..........................................: 59 1.9 0.3%
37. Gunner Asch.......................................: 52 1.7 0.3%
38. Naked Gonad.......................................: 49 1.6 0.3%
39. Shirley...........................................: 48 1.6 0.3%
40. mariposas rand mair fheal.........................: 46 1.5 0.3%
41. FrozenNorth.......................................: 46 1.5 0.3%
42. metro-golden-meower...............................: 45 1.5 0.3%
43. Billy Crabs.......................................: 45 1.5 0.3%
44. Chairman Cow......................................: 38 1.2 0.2%
45. bob...............................................: 37 1.2 0.2%
46. UCLA..............................................: 35 1.1 0.2%
47. MindBrain.........................................: 34 1.1 0.2%
48. Archie Leach......................................: 34 1.1 0.2%
49. Gunner............................................: 34 1.1 0.2%
50. Sir F . A . Rien..................................: 32 1.0 0.2%
51. Bill Cleere.......................................: 31 1.0 0.2%
52. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 28 0.9 0.2%
53. joandarc or joan930...............................: 28 0.9 0.2%
54. Bill Cleere.......................................: 27 0.9 0.2%
55. Menjy.............................................: 26 0.9 0.1%
56. kcannon...........................................: 25 0.8 0.1%
57. Maxwell...........................................: 21 0.7 0.1%
58. Wavy..............................................: 20 0.7 0.1%
59. Rhonda Lea Kirk...................................: 19 0.6 0.1%
60. Brian Mailman.....................................: 19 0.6 0.1%
61. whomepuns.........................................: 19 0.6 0.1%
62. Mark C Organ......................................: 19 0.6 0.1%
63. The...............................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
64. CapCity...........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
65. Maxwell...........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
66. Von...............................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
67. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 14 0.5 0.1%
68. an old friend.....................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
69. F?ach.............................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
70. Doomsday Machine..................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
71. Frederick Williams................................: 12 0.4 0.1%
72. Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA..............: 12 0.4 0.1%
73. Sharon B..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
74. morkins mork......................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
75. Myal..............................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
76. Dr_de_Bauche......................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
77. nemo..............................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
78. Peter Webb........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
79. KB9RQZ............................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
80. Mxsmanic..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
81. ghghjnjn..........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
82. ThePsyko..........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
83. Drew..............................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
84. crookedjunk.......................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
85. TopPoster.........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%
86. kenpisano.........................................: 7 0.3 0.0%
87. Michael Bowker....................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
88. winged avenger....................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
89. Santa's Little Helper.............................: 7 0.2 0.0%
90. Peter J Ross......................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
91. Crawdad...........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
92. Mark \"LUVZ\" Cox.................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
93. Sweetness.........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
94. Colonel Jake......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
95. this ng...........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
96. FrozenNorth.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
97. simian............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
98. The Doctor........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
99. Whatever..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
100. mark kelp.........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
101. marcia............................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
102. Best Replica Watches..............................: 4 0.2 0.0%
103. Mark A Simpleton..................................: 4 0.2 0.0%
104. Sugien............................................: 4 0.2 0.0%
105. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
106. spooge............................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
107. an_old_friend.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
108. FrozenNorth.......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
109. an old friend.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
110. Buster Hymen......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
111. 2nz...............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
112. Jose..............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
113. The Master........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
114. Phil Bowles.......................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
115. avisej............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
116. Condor2200........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
117. Benjamin Dover....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
118. pandora...........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
119. JeWitch...........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
120. Ubiquitous........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
121. work..............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
122. KD8fruitecake.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
123. cannabidraake.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
124. knucmo............................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
125. Percival Cornelius................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
126. Scott Campbell....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
127. Chilly8...........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
128. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
129. adamLUCKYwallace..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
130. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Sir_Obi_~_Sigzilla_o=83?= OOTIKOF..: 2 0.1 0.0%
131. Nicholas..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
132. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
133. Jim Langston......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
134. haroon............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
135. dozr..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
136. chatnoir..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
137. News..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
138. Captain Crosspost!!!..............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
139. george............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
140. Captain Crosspost!................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
141. Captain Crosspost!................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
142. Captain Cross Post!!!!............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
143. Lars Wilson.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
144. NW_Pilot..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
145. BAH...............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
146. Captain Crosspot!!!...............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
147. Robert M. Gary....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
148. zzuns010..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
149. Theodore M. Seeber................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
150. Zarbiface I.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
151. M'Balz Es-Hari....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
152. Bertie the Forger.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
153. Tzortzakakis Dimitrios............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
154. KB9RQZ/fruit.for.karol............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
155. Lars Eighner......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
156. Bertie the Forger.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
157. Captain Crosspost!................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
158. numbered account..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
159. Snicker...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
160. -= Hawk =-........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
161. Lynn Kurtz........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
162. an Old friend.....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
163. Poots The Lizard..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
164. mitchell..........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
165. gatt..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
166. rfischer..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
167. Larry Dighera.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
168. Bertie the Frooger................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
169. burgess krell.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
170. Pat Crockette.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
171. Maxwell MI5.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
172. HARRY POTTER......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
173. The Watcher.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
174. Nobody............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
175. Sweetness.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
176. Llertnac Cire.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
177. V-for-Vendicar....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
178. mwasm.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
179. kb9rqz CCRA punce gotcha..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
180. Maxxi.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
181. homemadejam 1.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
182. squint............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
183. Mimus Fiegler.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
184. Maxwell...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
185. Incantatrix.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
186. The Allfarva is also Unifarva ....................: 0 0.0 0.0%
187. Maxwell...........................................: 0 0.0 0.0%
188. Borked Pseudo Mailed..............................: 0 0.0 0.0%

Top 1000 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
===============================================================
1. Baby Matthew backpedals his ass off...............: 152 4.9 3.1%
2. Victoria Day Puns.................................: 90 2.9 1.8%
3. Baby Matthew: PWN3D...............................: 81 2.6 1.6%
4. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook R: 66 2.1 1.3%
5. THE BIBLE IS A LIE!...............................: 65 2.1 1.3%
6. Damb hax0rs.......................................: 64 2.1 1.3%
7. It's True, Daedalus's Mother ****s Like A Weasel..: 63 2.0 1.3%
8. Why won't Sam's Nasti Spumante-swiller Baby Matthe: 62 2.0 1.2%
9. A New Hope........................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
10. Memorial Weekend Puns.............................: 58 1.9 1.2%
11. Very important information!.......................: 57 1.8 1.1%
12. RFD: create unmoderated newsgroup uk.rec.fightclub: 52 1.7 1.0%
13. attn potato chip lovers...........................: 51 1.6 1.0%
14. Finally, a Kill File for Google Groups............: 49 1.6 1.0%
15. limit of trim = limit of travel?..................: 44 1.4 0.9%
16. 5/7 Puns..........................................: 43 1.4 0.9%
17. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow: 43 1.4 0.9%
18. Sign-up: Offical Stalked By Jade Lits was: Leave B: 43 1.4 0.9%
19. Memorial Day Puns.................................: 42 1.4 0.8%
20. Ascension Day Puns................................: 41 1.3 0.8%
21. I Think I Just Broke a Glass into an Infinite Numb: 41 1.3 0.8%
22. art or ****head?..................................: 41 1.3 0.8%
23. I MISS EDDY ARNOLD .......: 39 1.3 0.8%
24. Steve.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
25. 5/5 Puns..........................................: 33 1.1 0.7%
26. POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?...............: 33 1.1 0.7%
27. Aratzio: Still Whining Seven Months After Being SP: 32 1.0 0.6%
28. I'm Sad...........................................: 32 1.0 0.6%
29. Someone Has Three Single Socks of Mine............: 31 1.0 0.6%
30. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600 for Diaper Boi and : 31 1.0 0.6%
31. The USA is becoming a police state................: 30 1.0 0.6%
32. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi : 29 0.9 0.6%
33. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 29 0.9 0.6%
34. Ripping Apart A Poser Class College Flunkie Bitch.: 29 0.9 0.6%
35. 5 May Puns........................................: 28 0.9 0.6%
36. 7/5 Puns..........................................: 26 0.8 0.5%
37. Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!..............................: 26 0.8 0.5%
38. how evil would i be...............................: 26 0.8 0.5%
39. i own you.........................................: 26 0.8 0.5%
40. Pentecost Puns....................................: 25 0.8 0.5%
41. 180 Days..........................................: 24 0.8 0.5%
42. 5/1 Puns..........................................: 24 0.8 0.5%
43. It's Raining Some More............................: 24 0.8 0.5%
44. Scott Slapping Bitch Back To Last Century.........: 24 0.8 0.5%
45. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600....................: 24 0.8 0.5%
46. 6/5 Puns..........................................: 23 0.7 0.5%
47. Hint of the Day...................................: 23 0.7 0.5%
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49. This from one of the drooling idiots who thinks st: 23 0.7 0.5%
50. 1/5 Puns..........................................: 22 0.7 0.4%
51. L'il Tin Flonker..................................: 22 0.7 0.4%
52. Teh Fireworks Hace Arrived........................: 22 0.7 0.4%
53. dude..............................................: 22 0.7 0.4%
54. Even Cracker Jacks are now crapulent..............: 21 0.7 0.4%
55. today in nature...................................: 21 0.7 0.4%
56. 12/5 Puns.........................................: 20 0.6 0.4%
57. And They're Everywhere, Too.......................: 20 0.6 0.4%
58. Bertie the Counterfeiter..........................: 20 0.6 0.4%
59. I give up, after many, many years!................: 20 0.6 0.4%
60. May Day Puns......................................: 20 0.6 0.4%
61. 1 May Puns........................................: 19 0.6 0.4%
62. 5/11 Puns.........................................: 19 0.6 0.4%
63. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 19 0.6 0.4%
64. May 15 Puns.......................................: 19 0.6 0.4%
65. May 7 Puns........................................: 19 0.6 0.4%
66. ahem..............................................: 19 0.6 0.4%
67. small white objects...............................: 19 0.6 0.4%
68. 02/05/08 Puns.....................................: 18 0.6 0.4%
69. Armed Forces Day Puns.............................: 18 0.6 0.4%
70. Cinco De Mayo Puns................................: 18 0.6 0.4%
71. I dunno...........................................: 18 0.6 0.4%
72. May 1 Puns........................................: 18 0.6 0.4%
73. i have just found available on torrent............: 18 0.6 0.4%
74. 5/12 Puns.........................................: 17 0.5 0.3%
75. 50 Days...........................................: 17 0.5 0.3%
76. 70 Days...........................................: 17 0.5 0.3%
77. Another forged post...............................: 17 0.5 0.3%
78. Mindows...........................................: 17 0.5 0.3%
79. if you never hear from me agin, it twas cuzo the r: 17 0.5 0.3%
80. mimus! mixed nuts! hep!.........................: 17 0.5 0.3%
81. 30 May Puns.......................................: 16 0.5 0.3%
82. 5/25 Puns.........................................: 16 0.5 0.3%
83. Hep...............................................: 16 0.5 0.3%
84. I don't like Tim Breuning.........................: 16 0.5 0.3%
85. Mother's Day Puns.................................: 16 0.5 0.3%
86. All I Have To Say Is..............................: 15 0.5 0.3%
87. EVUL HAS MADE 12 THREADS ABOUT ME IN ANGER........: 15 0.5 0.3%
88. WallMart hires a k00k.............................: 15 0.5 0.3%
89. pastrami butt.....................................: 15 0.5 0.3%
90. 10 Days...........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
91. 11/5 Puns.........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
92. 115 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
93. 12 days...........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
94. 145 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.3%
95. A Sort of Cautious Defiance.......................: 14 0.5 0.3%
96. Aratzio: Still Whining Seven Months After Being SP: 14 0.5 0.3%
97. Cessna 172R from Telluride to Aspen...............: 14 0.5 0.3%
98. Ludbunski's "expansive knowledge" of furries......: 14 0.5 0.3%
99. 140 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%
100. 150 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%
101. 45 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%
102. 5/6 Puns..........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%
103. 55 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.3%
104. If I Don't Post Here Again........................: 13 0.4 0.3%
105. Just how stoopid can Wal-Mart lifer Baby Matthew M: 13 0.4 0.3%
106. Review - Planet of the Ood........................: 13 0.4 0.3%
107. 100 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
108. 110 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
109. 15/5 Puns.........................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
110. 60 Days...........................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
111. Ascension day Puns................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
112. Does The Spankard Want a Second Bite At The Cherry: 12 0.4 0.2%
113. How many?.........................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
114. May 30 Puns.......................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
115. Wall of LEDs......................................: 12 0.4 0.2%
116. 15 Days...........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
117. 165 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
118. 170 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
119. 20 Days...........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
120. 205 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
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122. 220 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
123. 25 Days...........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
124. 310 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
125. 5/10 Puns.........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
126. 5/2 Puns..........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
127. 95 Days...........................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
128. GORTICIAN BLOWS TURGID GOATS ON DINAH SHORES NEW S: 11 0.4 0.2%
129. Kinda scary.......................................: 11 0.4 0.2%
130. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 11 0.4 0.2%
131. The PIckup Always Blows Twice.....................: 11 0.4 0.2%
132. They're Not Really Hot............................: 11 0.4 0.2%
133. 'Extreme porn' law could criminalize millions of p: 10 0.3 0.2%
134. 105 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
135. 175 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
136. 210 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
137. 40 Days...........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
138. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
139. 65 Days...........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
140. 75 Days...........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
141. Another cow related link..........................: 10 0.3 0.2%
142. Dimmy Tries To Spit Out The Hook was: Does The Spa: 10 0.3 0.2%
143. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 10 0.3 0.2%
144. Has Anyone Else Noticed a Drop in Email Spam Recen: 10 0.3 0.2%
145. Hillstrom blatantly steals schtick! (was Re: Weekl: 10 0.3 0.2%
146. May 6 Puns........................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
147. Mole Supreme......................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
148. Pentecost Day Puns................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
149. [RFD] An Anti-Godwin?.............................: 10 0.3 0.2%
150. art or Diaperboi?.................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
151. new metavariable..................................: 10 0.3 0.2%
152. 135 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
153. 155 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
154. 190 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
155. 20/5 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
156. 30 Days...........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
157. 300 Days..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
158. 5/15 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
159. 5/23 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
160. 7 May Puns........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
161. 85 Days...........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
162. 90 Days...........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
163. A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!......: 9 0.3 0.2%
164. BBC's official announcement of episode titles.....: 9 0.3 0.2%
165. Teh Money.........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
166. The man with the talking penis....................: 9 0.3 0.2%
167. Two Little Kids Fighting..........................: 9 0.3 0.2%
168. Two more things...................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
169. attn brian mailman................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
170. internet threts should I komplain to G0000gle?....: 9 0.3 0.2%
171. reminder..........................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
172. white stuff.......................................: 9 0.3 0.2%
173. 130 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
174. 160 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
175. 2/5 Puns..........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
176. 200 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
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180. 35 Days...........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
181. 5 Days............................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
182. 80 Days...........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
183. Aratzio's Claim To Fame: He Can Lick His Own Ass..: 8 0.3 0.2%
184. Baby Matthew's Obsession With Male Buttocks.......: 8 0.3 0.2%
185. FlonkNews: How to End a Dynasty...................: 8 0.3 0.2%
186. FlonkNews: Teacher Accused of Wizardry and Fired--: 8 0.3 0.2%
187. Free drugs at Jay Honeck's BBQ!...................: 8 0.3 0.2%
188. Greggie Can't Stop Crying In Frustration..........: 8 0.3 0.2%
189. Here's a Good Geek-Laugh..........................: 8 0.3 0.2%
190. Hug Your Cat Day Puns.............................: 8 0.3 0.2%
191. I want to hae Bertie's kids.......................: 8 0.3 0.2%
192. Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!............: 8 0.3 0.2%
193. Today is..........................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
194. VE Day Puns.......................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
195. dear dr. douchebag................................: 8 0.3 0.2%
196. #flonk IRC chat...................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
197. 230 Days..........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
198. 240 Days..........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
199. 31 May Puns.......................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
200. 320 Days..........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
201. All our thanks to Bertie Buttlick.................: 7 0.2 0.1%
202. Bertie is my bitch................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
203. FlonkNews: More "Creative Anarchy" from "Hackers".: 7 0.2 0.1%
204. Gasoline..........................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
205. Greggie And Drew Circle Jerk Each Other For Suppor: 7 0.2 0.1%
206. Lo................................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
207. May 29 Puns.......................................: 7 0.2 0.1%
208. Now Fifty Percent Sweeter.........................: 7 0.2 0.1%
209. hey, mimus. especialy for for you:................: 7 0.2 0.1%
210. i am actually alive...............................: 7 0.2 0.1%
211. 125 Days..........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
212. 18 Days...........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
213. 23 Squared Puns...................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
214. 275 Days..........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
215. 285 Days..........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
216. 30/5 Puns.........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
217. 5 Squared, 5 To The First Puns....................: 6 0.2 0.1%
218. 5/29 Puns.........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
219. 8/5 Puns..........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
220. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi : 6 0.2 0.1%
221. BitchTits Whines About College....................: 6 0.2 0.1%
222. Brazil priest flying party balloons lost at sea...: 6 0.2 0.1%
223. FlonkNews: Those Wacky Whacked-Out Whacked-On Whac: 6 0.2 0.1%
224. Forged post.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
225. Is This A Good Or Bad Oral?.......................: 6 0.2 0.1%
226. Lines We Never Got To Hear (Almost a Top Ten List): 6 0.2 0.1%
227. May 10 Puns.......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
228. Mingtard - Nizkor Project Poster Boi..............: 6 0.2 0.1%
229. PING VK...........................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
230. PING Veronica.....................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
231. Road Political Incorrectness (Get Out the Pointy S: 6 0.2 0.1%
232. USAF Loses UAV Over Populated Area In Training Exe: 6 0.2 0.1%
233. Why won't Sam's Nasti Spumante-swiller Baby Matthe: 6 0.2 0.1%
234. assholes everywhere I turn........................: 6 0.2 0.1%
235. at this rate......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
236. cold, wet, and naked..............................: 6 0.2 0.1%
237. mmmmmmmmmmmm......................................: 6 0.2 0.1%
238. moderators are wankers............................: 6 0.2 0.1%
239. no problem here dloyd.............................: 6 0.2 0.1%
240. why in the gods sake did i wake up at 8:15 ayem???: 6 0.2 0.1%
241. 07/07/07 Puns.....................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
242. 255 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
243. 265 Dayss.........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
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249. 4/30 Puns.........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
250. 5 To The 2nd, 5 To The 1st Puns...................: 5 0.2 0.1%
251. 5/20 Puns.........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
252. 5/31 Puns.........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
253. 9/11 OT...........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
254. Afrikaners........................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
255. CFI pay, FYI......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
256. Diaper Boi Gets Pissy, Types 309 Words (Re: Weddin: 5 0.2 0.1%
257. Dimmy Tries To Spit Out The Hook was: Does The Spa: 5 0.2 0.1%
258. Doing It Slow.....................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
259. First Call -- You're Invited to TWO Oshkosh Partie: 5 0.2 0.1%
260. How do I make an "unbundled" XP Pro image?........: 5 0.2 0.1%
261. Jet turbine starting equipment ?..................: 5 0.2 0.1%
262. May 20 Puns.......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
263. May 31 Puns.......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
264. The Solution......................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
265. This sucks on ice.................................: 5 0.2 0.1%
266. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 5 0.2 0.1%
267. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 5 0.2 0.1%
268. 03/05/07 Puns.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
269. 10/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
270. 120 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
271. 185 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
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273. 29/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
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277. 315 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
278. 360 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
279. 5 To The 1, 5 To The 2 Puns.......................: 4 0.1 0.1%
280. 5 To The Second, 5 To The First Puns..............: 4 0.1 0.1%
281. 5/3 Puns..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
282. 6/7 Puns..........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
283. A Song About The Halloween Night..................: 4 0.1 0.1%
284. April 30 Puns.....................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
285. Bertie forges another post........................: 4 0.1 0.1%
286. Definitons........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
287. Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look: 4 0.1 0.1%
288. FlonkNews: Those Wacky Czechs.....................: 4 0.1 0.1%
289. French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator: 4 0.1 0.1%
290. Instead of stairs.................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
291. Larry Dighera is snipping my froups Can I sue AOL?: 4 0.1 0.1%
292. One of the reasons I don't trust doctors..........: 4 0.1 0.1%
293. PING MIMUS URGENT!!!!.............................: 4 0.1 0.1%
294. Post 15:39........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
295. Snow Fairy........................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
296. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 4 0.1 0.1%
297. What kind of pumps go with this dress?............: 4 0.1 0.1%
298. i say.............................................: 4 0.1 0.1%
299. molly is bullying botticelli today................: 4 0.1 0.1%
300. theres nothing quite as boring as installing O/Ss.: 4 0.1 0.1%
301. what anja's boys said to me.......................: 4 0.1 0.1%
302. 1/10 Puns.........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
303. 10052 Days........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
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305. 20 May Puns.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
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311. 30 April Puns.....................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
312. 340 Days..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
313. 5/8 Puns..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
314. 9/5 Puns..........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
315. Alphabet Game.....................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
316. Alphabet Game II..................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
317. And a bit of a breakthrough.......................: 3 0.1 0.1%
318. Baby Matthew Can't Stop Crying In Frustration.....: 3 0.1 0.1%
319. Baby Matthew's Epic Abnormal Obsession............: 3 0.1 0.1%
320. Beware of old ladies with pointy objects!.........: 3 0.1 0.1%
321. Bible Jokes.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
322. Cogenitor.........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
323. Dead Man Walking..................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
324. Diaper Boi's Circle Jerk is Nearly Complete!......: 3 0.1 0.1%
325. Energetic People..................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
326. FlonkNews: I Guess "Savages" Would Be Politically-: 3 0.1 0.1%
327. Gone beddy bye buttwipe?..........................: 3 0.1 0.1%
328. Great.............................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
329. Here's What Happens When You Accidentally Paste a : 3 0.1 0.1%
330. HomosexuRaoul Xembutthurtsky is be being a furry l: 3 0.1 0.1%
331. Hot shot pilots are scum!.........................: 3 0.1 0.1%
332. How much caffeine will kill you?..................: 3 0.1 0.1%
333. I wish Wavy~g would post to RSPW more often.......: 3 0.1 0.1%
334. Mimus: nanobacteria are dead......................: 3 0.1 0.1%
335. Moby Dick Readership Social More Change Speculatio: 3 0.1 0.1%
336. More crap?........................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
337. Mrs. Johnston's Radio.............................: 3 0.1 0.1%
338. Mxsmanic , IFR sensations, and some other stuff...: 3 0.1 0.1%
339. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 3 0.1 0.1%
340. Out With The Old, In With The New.................: 3 0.1 0.1%
341. Pointy Sticks Marching Across the Sky.............: 3 0.1 0.1%
342. Poor little fishies!..............................: 3 0.1 0.1%
343. September 30 Puns.................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
344. Sharon's Shrubbery - was:(Sharon's Garden was: Re:: 3 0.1 0.1%
345. Thoughts on a beautiful spring evening............: 3 0.1 0.1%
346. Weird Che Quote...................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
347. Werehouses: Was Buffy action figures..............: 3 0.1 0.1%
348. Why won't Baby Matthew show anyone his works of ar: 3 0.1 0.1%
349. Why won't Sam's Nasti Spumante-swiller Baby Matthe: 3 0.1 0.1%
350. Zombie Puns.......................................: 3 0.1 0.1%
351. knoxy and i just watched the most bizare south par: 3 0.1 0.1%
352. PING WAVY G ......................: 2 0.1 0.0%
353. 12/6 Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
354. 141 Schools.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
355. 25/5 Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
356. 265 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
357. 3 Days............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
358. 3/5 Puns..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
359. 335 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
360. 370 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
361. 4/30/225..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
362. 5 To The 1st, 5 To The 2nd Puns...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
363. 6/4 Puns..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
364. 60th Anniversary Of Atomic Bomb...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
365. 7 April Puns......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
366. 747 cargo splits in two during takeoff!...........: 2 0.1 0.0%
367. 9972 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
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374. <this post has been liberated from rec.arts.drwho.: 2 0.1 0.0%
375. A thing I saw on tv...............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
376. An important historical question..................: 2 0.1 0.0%
377. Anothe forged post................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
378. Baby Matthew backpedals so hard the bike chain sna: 2 0.1 0.0%
379. Bertie DOES Buttman! over and over................: 2 0.1 0.0%
380. Bertie the Liar...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
381. Brahs... TRYING to watch "Raw is Benoit"..........: 2 0.1 0.0%
382. Cascade: Maxie so dumm he.........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
383. Clouds and Class B................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
384. Daedalus Wears Pampers For "Convenience"..........: 2 0.1 0.0%
385. Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop Crying In Fr: 2 0.1 0.0%
386. Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop Crying In Fr: 2 0.1 0.0%
387. Diarrhetic Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop C: 2 0.1 0.0%
388. Diarrhetic Three Legged Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton: 2 0.1 0.0%
389. Dirty Deed........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
390. Duck Panting......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
391. February 29 Puns..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
392. Friday The 13th Puns..............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
393. Gumdrop in action [Re: A stabbing and a shooting [: 2 0.1 0.0%
394. HULK SMASH!!!!....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
395. Hi................................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
396. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fix: 2 0.1 0.0%
397. I Wonder If Wavy G's Managed to Swim Back Home Yet: 2 0.1 0.0%
398. Jonathomo: Internet Tough Guy.....................: 2 0.1 0.0%
399. June 30 Puns......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
400. Maxie tries a few gender lames....................: 2 0.1 0.0%
401. Maxie; ADD?.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
402. Maxwell found naked, lost in woods................: 2 0.1 0.0%
403. May 11 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
404. May 2 Puns........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
405. May 23 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
406. Me da worse troll ever :(.........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
407. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 2 0.1 0.0%
408. OT: Newsgroup reader..............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
409. Ode to a Frozen Habanero by Freezer-Light.........: 2 0.1 0.0%
410. Old geezer crashes his car onto runway at Miami In: 2 0.1 0.0%
411. PING: Steve.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
412. Ping Cow: C. Donatiello Pinot Noir................: 2 0.1 0.0%
413. Quote of the Day, or Maybe Year...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
414. Re:Databasix won't TOS Bertie, too lazy...........: 2 0.1 0.0%
415. Sharon's Shrubbery - was:(Sharon's Garden was: Re:: 2 0.1 0.0%
416. Should I be scared -- C172 over Gross.............: 2 0.1 0.0%
417. Son of a..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
418. The Tennis Channel................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
419. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 2 0.1 0.0%
420. Timmy Thorne: Unable to lick his wounds...........: 2 0.1 0.0%
421. Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head................: 2 0.1 0.0%
422. WARNING: www.dextroverse.org is for ****ing lamers: 2 0.1 0.0%
423. WARNING: www.dextroverse.org is for ****ing lamers: 2 0.1 0.0%
424. Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunsk: 2 0.1 0.0%
425. Weird Clothes.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
426. Weird Law.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
427. Weird Soldiers....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
428. What Are These?...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
429. What color is maxie's sky? Yellow, of course!.....: 2 0.1 0.0%
430. What they did about the Kobayashi Maru............: 2 0.1 0.0%
431. Xanth Puns........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
432. Yet Another forged post...........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
433. Zombie Forums.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
434. a question of temperature.........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
435. forged post.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
436. hacker beer(WAS: Re: Christianity versus Islam)...: 2 0.1 0.0%
437. mimus must die!...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
438. new mixed vegetable [Re: new metavariable.........: 2 0.1 0.0%
439. now i have my office back.........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
440. !!!!! Make Over $200 per day in Autopilot !!!!! >g: 1 0.0 0.0%
441. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
442. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
443. "VideO Madness" (Re: Mindows) "WinNoise!!!..."....: 1 0.0 0.0%
444. $?@$ Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
445. 'Extreme porn' law could criminalize millions of p: 1 0.0 0.0%
446. GREATEST RESPONSE IN HISTORY ................: 1 0.0 0.0%
447. ..................................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
448. 01/01/01!.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
449. 08/05/02 Puns.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
450. 1 Week............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
451. 1/31 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
452. 10/08/06 Puns.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
453. 10/4 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
454. 10050 Days........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
455. 10058 Days........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
456. 11 Days...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
457. 14 Days...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
458. 1444 Days.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
459. 15 May Puns.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
460. 18/5 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
461. 2 May Puns........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
462. 2 Squared Days....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
463. 2 Squared, 3 Cubed Puns...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
464. 246 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
465. 249 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
466. 252 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
467. 253 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
468. 254 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
469. 27/5 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
470. 345 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
471. 38 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
472. 385 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
473. 4 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
474. 4 May Puns........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
475. 5 To The 1st, 5 To The Second Puns................: 1 0.0 0.0%
476. 5 To The First, 5 To The Second Puns..............: 1 0.0 0.0%
477. 5/21 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
478. 5/27 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
479. 6 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
480. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
481. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
482. 665 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
483. 666 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
484. 7 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
485. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
486. AMERICA'S CONSTITUTION PRODUCES HOMOSEXUALITY !...: 1 0.0 0.0%
487. Addressing Francophobia...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
488. And the cluelessness continues....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
489. Another funny one.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
490. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot?....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
491. Baby Greggie Can't Stop Crying In Frustration.....: 1 0.0 0.0%
492. Baby Greggie cries for attention..................: 1 0.0 0.0%
493. Baby Greggie's Epic Abnormal Obsession............: 1 0.0 0.0%
494. Baby Matthew Backpedals Again And His Pampers Go S: 1 0.0 0.0%
495. Baby Matthew Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fixa: 1 0.0 0.0%
496. Baby Matthew backpedals his syphlitic ass off.....: 1 0.0 0.0%
497. Baby Matthew cries for attention..................: 1 0.0 0.0%
498. Baby Matthew whines about St. Raoul; goes on IKY b: 1 0.0 0.0%
499. Bertie DOES Buttman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............: 1 0.0 0.0%
500. Bertie is my Bitch!!!.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
501. Bertie is my jackass..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
502. Bertie the Bunyip is forging me,. waaaah!.........: 1 0.0 0.0%
503. Blood Drive.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
504. Brit Pilot Busts TFR and gets Busted..............: 1 0.0 0.0%
505. Capitalism explained..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
506. Citabria Fuel-Flow Problem........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
507. Close call -- glider ops..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
508. Coast to Coast in a 50 HP Aronca..................: 1 0.0 0.0%
509. Color Puns........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
510. Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper................: 1 0.0 0.0%
511. DIMMY THorne Being boring is humiliating: was: #fl: 1 0.0 0.0%
512. Databasix won't TOS Bertie, too lazy..............: 1 0.0 0.0%
513. Demon Names.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
514. Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look: 1 0.0 0.0%
515. Diaper Boi on genital mutilation Re: A Wonderous L: 1 0.0 0.0%
516. Dimmy: even morons are smarter than me Re: Aratzio: 1 0.0 0.0%
517. Dirty Secrets: Flawed system aids bad teachers....: 1 0.0 0.0%
518. Drugs or software?................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
519. Essay on Ugliness.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
520. Extremely undignified wizarding names.............: 1 0.0 0.0%
521. Favorite Airlines.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
522. FedEx vs. Government Bureaucracy - Newt Gingrich..: 1 0.0 0.0%
523. Finally, the translator I've been looking for.....: 1 0.0 0.0%
524. Forged message above..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
525. Funeral arrangements for Ludbunski................: 1 0.0 0.0%
526. Gangster Equine...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
527. Gerbil Menjy backpedals his ass off was (Re: Baby : 1 0.0 0.0%
528. Get ready for a Pink Mist over America............: 1 0.0 0.0%
529. Global Warming myths debunked (was: Re: SFTV Ratin: 1 0.0 0.0%
530. Global Warming myths debunked (was: Re: SFTV Ratin: 1 0.0 0.0%
531. Greggie - NetKKKoping ****KKhead Exposed!.........: 1 0.0 0.0%
532. Greggie Is All Flustered And Crying For His Mommy.: 1 0.0 0.0%
533. Guess Who's No.1 On The Best-Seller List..........: 1 0.0 0.0%
534. HOT SEX GIRL......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
535. HOT SEX GIRL NEW PIC..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
536. HOTTEST ROMANCS SEX GIRL..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
537. Halloween Puns....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
538. Hey, I'm pretty sure that's a foul!...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
539. HomosexuRaoul Wears Pampers For "Convenience".....: 1 0.0 0.0%
540. HomosexuRaoul Xembutthurtsky Craves ****..........: 1 0.0 0.0%
541. How To Be A Successfull Evil Overlord (made me lau: 1 0.0 0.0%
542. How much smakc has Maxwell had tonight anyway?....: 1 0.0 0.0%
543. I bet there's an idiot somewhere falling for this.: 1 0.0 0.0%
544. I made bread......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
545. I want to have Bertie's kids......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
546. I wants drugs!....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
547. I'm off to bed Duke. Be back to Flonk You Tomorrow: 1 0.0 0.0%
548. IS IT ILLEGAL TO USE A PROXY TO HIDE MY IDENTITY?.: 1 0.0 0.0%
549. Is Bertie on Acid? Will Belinda leave Grant? Tune : 1 0.0 0.0%
550. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.0 0.0%
551. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.0 0.0%
552. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.0 0.0%
553. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.0 0.0%
554. It's sad, really, finding a nice neighborhood for : 1 0.0 0.0%
555. Jonathan Herr is be being a furry little homo (Re:: 1 0.0 0.0%
556. Joshua Lipton sentenced...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
557. July 1 Puns.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
558. Just how stoopid can Greggie get?.................: 1 0.0 0.0%
559. Just how stoopid can Jonathomo get?...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
560. Just how stoopid can Wal-Mart lifer Baby Greggie g: 1 0.0 0.0%
561. Life in the Air Transport Auxillary...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
562. Ludbunski - can't ****ing spell...................: 1 0.0 0.0%
563. Ludbunski's educational credentials...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
564. MARQUEER: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook : 1 0.0 0.0%
565. MINKY!!!!!!.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
566. MTV's Aimee Allen, Ron Paul Anthem Music Video MUS: 1 0.0 0.0%
567. Machinists Call for Airline Re-Regulation.........: 1 0.0 0.0%
568. Magical Animals...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
569. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
570. Matthew Moulton Wears Pampers For "Convenience"...: 1 0.0 0.0%
571. Matthew Moulton's lover Jonathan Furr is be being : 1 0.0 0.0%
572. Maxie is bertie food!.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
573. Maxie raises his BI some mo.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
574. Maxine demonstrates her kl00lessness yet again....: 1 0.0 0.0%
575. Maxwel, froup snipping drug fiend.................: 1 0.0 0.0%
576. Maxwell, how stupid can one lamer be?.............: 1 0.0 0.0%
577. Maxwell, think he's getting it yet? Bwawhawhhahwha: 1 0.0 0.0%
578. May 12 Puns.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
579. May 21 Puns.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
580. May 8 Frank And Ernest............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
581. Me so stupid!!!...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
582. Ming-tard Has A Hedgehog Up His Ass...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
583. Mingtard Shouts "Ludbunski!" and Declares His Idio: 1 0.0 0.0%
584. Mingtard...He's in a Gold Fish Bowl...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
585. More usernet threts. Can I sue AOL?...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
586. Mother's Day......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
587. New fuel for GA?..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
588. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 1 0.0 0.0%
589. Not quite ascii art...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
590. OT:Is this the future?............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
591. Ooh, look! I'm in a goldfish bowl! Ooh, look! I'm: 1 0.0 0.0%
592. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
593. Our First Lebanese Flonker?.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
594. Outside reference in IMC..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
595. Overshoot in Honduras?............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
596. Pentecost.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
597. Performance Art AKA Trolling At Its Finest........: 1 0.0 0.0%
598. Ping: Shed Boss...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
599. Plagiarist Baby Matthew Moulton Craves Sam Walton': 1 0.0 0.0%
600. Protect yourself against Operation Sudden Fall....: 1 0.0 0.0%
601. RH is stealing the taxpayers money................: 1 0.0 0.0%
602. Rand/LTT question/theory (KoD Spoiler)............: 1 0.0 0.0%
603. Replica Guide ?C CATALOG of Replica Watches.......: 1 0.0 0.0%
604. Rh is stealing the taxpayers money................: 1 0.0 0.0%
605. Rolls.............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
606. Rookie............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
607. Sharon's Shrubbery - was:(Sharon's Garden was: Re:: 1 0.0 0.0%
608. Shawn Hornbeck July 17, 1991......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
609. Sorry Maxie , forgery is for kids.................: 1 0.0 0.0%
610. Spin, defined.....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
611. Stranger Things Have Happened.....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
612. Surgery, Medications, Maxwell?....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
613. THE WORLD IS MY SOCKPUPPET!.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
614. The Gentle Giants Of Ganymede By James P Hogan: Sp: 1 0.0 0.0%
615. The Immortality Option By James P Hogan: Spoiler Q: 1 0.0 0.0%
616. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 1 0.0 0.0%
617. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 1 0.0 0.0%
618. The greatest man ever.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
619. The ultimate rejection letter.....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
620. This from one of the drooling idiots who thinks st: 1 0.0 0.0%
621. This from one of the drooling idiots who thinks st: 1 0.0 0.0%
622. Two Little Kids Fighting, Maxie losing............: 1 0.0 0.0%
623. WWW.NICEDVDER.COM FREE SHIPPING,DVD,DVDBOXSET,MOV: 1 0.0 0.0%
624. Walla Walla's very own Mingy "pinky-butt" Ludbunsk: 1 0.0 0.0%
625. Want to meet a hot teenage girl tonight?..........: 1 0.0 0.0%
626. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.0 0.0%
627. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.0 0.0%
628. Weird Menus.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
629. Weird Sports......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
630. Welcome to the Future Earth of 2100...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
631. Well, It's Like This Officer, The Reason I Didn't : 1 0.0 0.0%
632. Wet Weapons.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
633. Whale puns: when was last time you had whale of a : 1 0.0 0.0%
634. What is a quark?..................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
635. What's a "Perkoff?"...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
636. When do you use breast pumps?.....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
637. Why Won't Greggie Change His Pampers?.............: 1 0.0 0.0%
638. YASID: Spaceship Powered By Cheese................: 1 0.0 0.0%
639. You've gone quiet, Maxie? No wanna play nomo?.....: 1 0.0 0.0%
640. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Tue, 24 Feb 2004)........: 1 0.0 0.0%
641. another reason to hate ebay. ok. its really two re: 1 0.0 0.0%
642. fake ID advice needed please......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
643. grand jury........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
644. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
645. joke..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
646. k00k wedding ! Bertie lusin it!...................: 1 0.0 0.0%
647. no problems here dloyd............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
648. rh needs to earn his pay..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
649. rh now you job now................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
650. stop the lies dloyd no problems here..............: 1 0.0 0.0%
651. test..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
652. this blog will now accept articles to be published: 1 0.0 0.0%
653. this blog will now accept articles to be published: 1 0.0 0.0%
654. twizzlers.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
655. yet Another forged post...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
656. yet another forged post...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%

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1. A New Hope........................................: 3094 99.8 17.3%
2. Baby Matthew backpedals his ass off...............: 669 21.6 3.7%
3. RFD: create unmoderated newsgroup uk.rec.fightclub: 425 13.7 2.4%
4. THE BIBLE IS A LIE!...............................: 386 12.5 2.2%
5. art or ****head?..................................: 321 10.4 1.8%
6. attn potato chip lovers...........................: 316 10.2 1.8%
7. Why won't Sam's Nasti Spumante-swiller Baby Matthe: 314 10.1 1.8%
8. Damb hax0rs.......................................: 299 9.7 1.7%
9. Baby Matthew: PWN3D...............................: 298 9.6 1.7%
10. It's True, Daedalus's Mother ****s Like A Weasel..: 282 9.1 1.6%
11. This from one of the drooling idiots who thinks st: 243 7.9 1.4%
12. Scott Slapping Bitch Back To Last Century.........: 187 6.0 1.0%
13. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Plow: 172 5.6 1.0%
14. Victoria Day Puns.................................: 170 5.5 1.0%
15. Ripping Apart A Poser Class College Flunkie Bitch.: 169 5.5 0.9%
16. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi : 164 5.3 0.9%
17. POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?...............: 159 5.2 0.9%
18. Very important information!.......................: 153 5.0 0.9%
19. Monthly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flon: 151 4.9 0.8%
20. Bitch Slapping Scott Back To Last Century.........: 147 4.8 0.8%
21. The USA is becoming a police state................: 146 4.7 0.8%
22. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook R: 145 4.7 0.8%
23. Sign-up: Offical Stalked By Jade Lits was: Leave B: 140 4.5 0.8%
24. Finally, a Kill File for Google Groups............: 124 4.0 0.7%
25. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600 for Diaper Boi and : 120 3.9 0.7%
26. how evil would i be...............................: 116 3.8 0.7%
27. I Think I Just Broke a Glass into an Infinite Numb: 115 3.7 0.6%
28. Memorial Weekend Puns.............................: 114 3.7 0.6%
29. Even Cracker Jacks are now crapulent..............: 110 3.6 0.6%
30. WallMart hires a k00k.............................: 109 3.5 0.6%
31. I'm Sad...........................................: 103 3.3 0.6%
32. Steve.............................................: 103 3.3 0.6%
33. i have just found available on torrent............: 99 3.2 0.6%
34. Wedding bells ring in alt.2600....................: 95 3.1 0.5%
35. limit of trim = limit of travel?..................: 95 3.1 0.5%
36. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Shutting Himself T: 94 3.0 0.5%
37. I MISS EDDY ARNOLD .......: 92 3.0 0.5%
38. Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!..............................: 87 2.8 0.5%
39. 5/7 Puns..........................................: 87 2.8 0.5%
40. Someone Has Three Single Socks of Mine............: 85 2.7 0.5%
41. Teh Fireworks Hace Arrived........................: 84 2.7 0.5%
42. Mindows...........................................: 83 2.7 0.5%
43. Ascension Day Puns................................: 83 2.7 0.5%
44. Memorial Day Puns.................................: 80 2.6 0.5%
45. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 76 2.5 0.4%
46. art or Diaperboi?.................................: 73 2.4 0.4%
47. 7/5 Puns..........................................: 71 2.3 0.4%
48. Does The Spankard Want a Second Bite At The Cherry: 70 2.3 0.4%
49. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 69 2.2 0.4%
50. Aratzio: Still Whining Seven Months After Being SP: 65 2.1 0.4%
51. Hint of the Day...................................: 65 2.1 0.4%
52. 5/5 Puns..........................................: 64 2.1 0.4%
53. 'Extreme porn' law could criminalize millions of p: 63 2.0 0.4%
54. today in nature...................................: 62 2.0 0.3%
55. It's Raining Some More............................: 61 2.0 0.3%
56. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 57 1.9 0.3%
57. i own you.........................................: 56 1.8 0.3%
58. EVUL HAS MADE 12 THREADS ABOUT ME IN ANGER........: 56 1.8 0.3%
59. dude..............................................: 54 1.8 0.3%
60. Dirty Secrets: Flawed system aids bad teachers....: 53 1.7 0.3%
61. Just how stoopid can Wal-Mart lifer Baby Matthew M: 52 1.7 0.3%
62. mimus! mixed nuts! hep!.........................: 52 1.7 0.3%
63. L'il Tin Flonker..................................: 51 1.7 0.3%
64. 5/1 Puns..........................................: 51 1.7 0.3%
65. I give up, after many, many years!................: 50 1.6 0.3%
66. 1/5 Puns..........................................: 50 1.6 0.3%
67. A Wondrous Look Into The Life Of Jeffy Boyd!......: 49 1.6 0.3%
68. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 49 1.6 0.3%
69. 5 May Puns........................................: 48 1.6 0.3%
70. Teh Money.........................................: 48 1.6 0.3%
71. Ludbunski's "expansive knowledge" of furries......: 47 1.5 0.3%
72. Review - Planet of the Ood........................: 47 1.5 0.3%
73. 180 Days..........................................: 47 1.5 0.3%
74. Hep...............................................: 46 1.5 0.3%
75. May 5 Puns........................................: 44 1.4 0.3%
76. 6/5 Puns..........................................: 44 1.4 0.2%
77. Dimmy Tries To Spit Out The Hook was: Does The Spa: 43 1.4 0.2%
78. Two more things...................................: 43 1.4 0.2%
79. Pentecost Puns....................................: 43 1.4 0.2%
80. FlonkNews: How to End a Dynasty...................: 42 1.4 0.2%
81. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 41 1.4 0.2%
82. And They're Everywhere, Too.......................: 41 1.3 0.2%
83. Bertie the Counterfeiter..........................: 41 1.3 0.2%
84. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 41 1.3 0.2%
85. Hillstrom blatantly steals schtick! (was Re: Weekl: 41 1.3 0.2%
86. 12/5 Puns.........................................: 40 1.3 0.2%
87. 5/11 Puns.........................................: 39 1.3 0.2%
88. A Sort of Cautious Defiance.......................: 39 1.3 0.2%
89. I dunno...........................................: 38 1.2 0.2%
90. ahem..............................................: 38 1.2 0.2%
91. May 7 Puns........................................: 37 1.2 0.2%
92. small white objects...............................: 37 1.2 0.2%
93. Kinda scary.......................................: 35 1.2 0.2%
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95. Another forged post...............................: 35 1.1 0.2%
96. attn brian mailman................................: 35 1.1 0.2%
97. 02/05/08 Puns.....................................: 35 1.1 0.2%
98. May Day Puns......................................: 34 1.1 0.2%
99. All I Have To Say Is..............................: 34 1.1 0.2%
100. 1 May Puns........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%
101. GORTICIAN BLOWS TURGID GOATS ON DINAH SHORES NEW S: 33 1.1 0.2%
102. 50 Days...........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%
103. 5/12 Puns.........................................: 33 1.1 0.2%
104. Aratzio: Still Whining Seven Months After Being SP: 33 1.1 0.2%
105. If I Don't Post Here Again........................: 33 1.1 0.2%
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107. Greggie And Drew Circle Jerk Each Other For Suppor: 32 1.0 0.2%
108. French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator: 31 1.0 0.2%
109. Cessna 172R from Telluride to Aspen...............: 31 1.0 0.2%
110. 5/25 Puns.........................................: 31 1.0 0.2%
111. Cinco De Mayo Puns................................: 31 1.0 0.2%
112. Mingtard - Nizkor Project Poster Boi..............: 31 1.0 0.2%
113. Greggie Can't Stop Crying In Frustration..........: 30 1.0 0.2%
114. FlonkNews: Teacher Accused of Wizardry and Fired--: 30 1.0 0.2%
115. May 1 Puns........................................: 29 1.0 0.2%
116. Armed Forces Day Puns.............................: 29 1.0 0.2%
117. Why won't Sam's Nasti Spumante-swiller Baby Matthe: 29 1.0 0.2%
118. Mother's Day Puns.................................: 28 0.9 0.2%
119. PING Veronica.....................................: 28 0.9 0.2%
120. reminder..........................................: 28 0.9 0.2%
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122. Wall of LEDs......................................: 27 0.9 0.2%
123. pastrami butt.....................................: 26 0.8 0.1%
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125. How many?.........................................: 25 0.8 0.1%
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127. 11/5 Puns.........................................: 25 0.8 0.1%
128. They're Not Really Hot............................: 25 0.8 0.1%
129. I don't like Tim Breuning.........................: 25 0.8 0.1%
130. Ascension day Puns................................: 25 0.8 0.1%
131. Afrikaners........................................: 24 0.8 0.1%
132. 30 May Puns.......................................: 24 0.8 0.1%
133. [RFD] An Anti-Godwin?.............................: 24 0.8 0.1%
134. dear dr. douchebag................................: 24 0.8 0.1%
135. FlonkNews: More "Creative Anarchy" from "Hackers".: 24 0.8 0.1%
136. 70 Days...........................................: 24 0.8 0.1%
137. 10 Days...........................................: 24 0.8 0.1%
138. white stuff.......................................: 23 0.8 0.1%
139. A Wonderous Look into the Obsession Of Diaper Boi : 23 0.8 0.1%
140. Today is..........................................: 23 0.7 0.1%
141. The PIckup Always Blows Twice.....................: 22 0.7 0.1%
142. Baby Matthew's Obsession With Male Buttocks.......: 22 0.7 0.1%
143. Road Political Incorrectness (Get Out the Pointy S: 21 0.7 0.1%
144. Face Of Boe: Alternate Titles.....................: 21 0.7 0.1%
145. 5/2 Puns..........................................: 21 0.7 0.1%
146. The man with the talking penis....................: 21 0.7 0.1%
147. 60 Days...........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%
148. BBC's official announcement of episode titles.....: 20 0.7 0.1%
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151. 5/10 Puns.........................................: 20 0.7 0.1%
152. Has Anyone Else Noticed a Drop in Email Spam Recen: 20 0.7 0.1%
153. Another cow related link..........................: 20 0.7 0.1%
154. 115 Days..........................................: 20 0.6 0.1%
155. Mole Supreme......................................: 19 0.6 0.1%
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162. 45 Days...........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
163. new metavariable..................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
164. 55 Days...........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
165. 150 Days..........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
166. Two Little Kids Fighting..........................: 18 0.6 0.1%
167. hey, mimus. especialy for for you:................: 18 0.6 0.1%
168. 15 Days...........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
169. FlonkNews: Those Wacky Whacked-Out Whacked-On Whac: 18 0.6 0.1%
170. 140 Days..........................................: 18 0.6 0.1%
171. Bertie is my bitch................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
172. 5/30 Puns.........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
173. moderators are wankers............................: 17 0.6 0.1%
174. PING MIMUS URGENT!!!!.............................: 17 0.6 0.1%
175. 100 Days..........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
176. 20/5 Puns.........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
177. 110 Days..........................................: 17 0.6 0.1%
178. May 29 Puns.......................................: 17 0.5 0.1%
179. Here's a Good Geek-Laugh..........................: 16 0.5 0.1%
180. 20 Days...........................................: 16 0.5 0.1%
181. #flonk IRC chat...................................: 16 0.5 0.1%
182. All our thanks to Bertie Buttlick.................: 16 0.5 0.1%
183. 310 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
184. Diaper Boi Gets Pissy, Types 309 Words (Re: Weddin: 15 0.5 0.1%
185. 220 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
186. 25 Days...........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
187. 5/23 Puns.........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
188. Free drugs at Jay Honeck's BBQ!...................: 15 0.5 0.1%
189. 170 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
190. Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look: 15 0.5 0.1%
191. 95 Days...........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
192. 40 Days...........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
193. Lines We Never Got To Hear (Almost a Top Ten List): 15 0.5 0.1%
194. 165 Days..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
195. 2/5 Puns..........................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
196. Brazil priest flying party balloons lost at sea...: 15 0.5 0.1%
197. assholes everywhere I turn........................: 15 0.5 0.1%
198. VE Day Puns.......................................: 15 0.5 0.1%
199. Lo................................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
200. 215 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
201. internet threts should I komplain to G0000gle?....: 14 0.5 0.1%
202. 205 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
203. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 14 0.5 0.1%
204. 75 Days...........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
205. 175 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
206. 210 Days..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
207. How do I make an "unbundled" XP Pro image?........: 14 0.5 0.1%
208. 9/5 Puns..........................................: 14 0.5 0.1%
209. Aratzio's Claim To Fame: He Can Lick His Own Ass..: 14 0.5 0.1%
210. i am actually alive...............................: 13 0.5 0.1%
211. 5/29 Puns.........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
212. 65 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
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216. 85 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
217. I want to hae Bertie's kids.......................: 13 0.4 0.1%
218. Now Fifty Percent Sweeter.........................: 13 0.4 0.1%
219. Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!............: 13 0.4 0.1%
220. 90 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
221. 155 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
222. 8/5 Puns..........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
223. 30 Days...........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
224. 300 Days..........................................: 13 0.4 0.1%
225. 190 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%
226. 135 Days..........................................: 12 0.4 0.1%
227. Hug Your Cat Day Puns.............................: 12 0.4 0.1%
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230. no problem here dloyd.............................: 12 0.4 0.1%
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239. Daedalus Wears Pampers For "Convenience"..........: 11 0.4 0.1%
240. Gasoline..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
241. 31 May Puns.......................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
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248. cold, wet, and naked..............................: 11 0.4 0.1%
249. Is This A Good Or Bad Oral?.......................: 11 0.4 0.1%
250. 245 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
251. 160 Days..........................................: 11 0.4 0.1%
252. 320 Days..........................................: 10 0.4 0.1%
253. CFI pay, FYI......................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
254. 9/11 OT...........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
255. 235 Days..........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
256. Alphabet Game.....................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
257. 60th Anniversary Of Atomic Bomb...................: 10 0.3 0.1%
258. Cogenitor.........................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
259. 23 Squared Puns...................................: 10 0.3 0.1%
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262. 30/5 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
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264. 5/20 Puns.........................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
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266. Alphabet Game II..................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
267. Forged post.......................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
268. WWW.NICEDVDER.COM FREE SHIPPING,DVD,DVDBOXSET,MOV: 9 0.3 0.1%
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270. May 20 Puns.......................................: 9 0.3 0.1%
271. FlonkNews: Those Wacky Czechs.....................: 8 0.3 0.1%
272. Jonathomo: Internet Tough Guy.....................: 8 0.3 0.1%
273. AMERICA'S CONSTITUTION PRODUCES HOMOSEXUALITY !...: 8 0.3 0.0%
274. 5 Squared, 5 To The First Puns....................: 8 0.3 0.0%
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276. Mrs. Johnston's Radio.............................: 8 0.3 0.0%
277. at this rate......................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
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281. 125 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
282. Definitons........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
283. The Solution......................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
284. 18 Days...........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
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286. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 8 0.3 0.0%
287. Doing It Slow.....................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
288. Instead of stairs.................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
289. Baby Greggie's Epic Abnormal Obsession............: 8 0.3 0.0%
290. 275 Days..........................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
291. 07/07/07 Puns.....................................: 8 0.3 0.0%
292. Bertie forges another post........................: 7 0.3 0.0%
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295. What kind of pumps go with this dress?............: 7 0.3 0.0%
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301. Here's What Happens When You Accidentally Paste a : 7 0.2 0.0%
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304. One of the reasons I don't trust doctors..........: 7 0.2 0.0%
305. More crap?........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
306. 265 Dayss.........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
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309. 10/5 Puns.........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
310. Dead Man Walking..................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
311. 330 Days..........................................: 7 0.2 0.0%
312. FlonkNews: I Guess "Savages" Would Be Politically-: 7 0.2 0.0%
313. Weird Che Quote...................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
314. Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop Crying In Fr: 6 0.2 0.0%
315. i say.............................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
316. Joshua Lipton sentenced...........................: 6 0.2 0.0%
317. Duck Panting......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
318. A Song About The Halloween Night..................: 6 0.2 0.0%
319. Bertie DOES Buttman! over and over................: 6 0.2 0.0%
320. I wish Wavy~g would post to RSPW more often.......: 6 0.2 0.0%
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322. "VideO Madness" (Re: Mindows) "WinNoise!!!..."....: 6 0.2 0.0%
323. Baby Matthew Can't Stop Crying In Frustration.....: 6 0.2 0.0%
324. Baby Matthew backpedals so hard the bike chain sna: 6 0.2 0.0%
325. 29/5 Puns.........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
326. Larry Dighera is snipping my froups Can I sue AOL?: 6 0.2 0.0%
327. Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop Crying In Fr: 6 0.2 0.0%
328. Snow Fairy........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
329. hacker beer(WAS: Re: Christianity versus Islam)...: 6 0.2 0.0%
330. 'Extreme porn' law could criminalize millions of p: 6 0.2 0.0%
331. Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunsk: 6 0.2 0.0%
332. Pointy Sticks Marching Across the Sky.............: 6 0.2 0.0%
333. Gone beddy bye buttwipe?..........................: 6 0.2 0.0%
334. Zombie Puns.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
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337. 29 May Puns.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
338. Post 15:39........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
339. Maxie tries a few gender lames....................: 6 0.2 0.0%
340. Werehouses: Was Buffy action figures..............: 6 0.2 0.0%
341. Me so stupid!!!...................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
342. Bible Jokes.......................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
343. Great.............................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
344. 30/4 Puns.........................................: 6 0.2 0.0%
345. And a bit of a breakthrough.......................: 5 0.2 0.0%
346. Son of a..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
347. 360 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
348. 120 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
349. Diarrhetic Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton Can't Stop C: 5 0.2 0.0%
350. 5 To The Second, 5 To The First Puns..............: 5 0.2 0.0%
351. Why Won't Greggie Change His Pampers?.............: 5 0.2 0.0%
352. 5 To The 1, 5 To The 2 Puns.......................: 5 0.2 0.0%
353. HomosexuRaoul Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fix: 5 0.2 0.0%
354. Just how stoopid can Greggie get?.................: 5 0.2 0.0%
355. 185 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
356. 260 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
357. Cascade: Maxie so dumm he.........................: 5 0.2 0.0%
358. Diaper Boi's Circle Jerk is Nearly Complete!......: 5 0.2 0.0%
359. 30 April Puns.....................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
360. Mxsmanic , IFR sensations, and some other stuff...: 5 0.2 0.0%
361. Diarrhetic Three Legged Diaper Boi Matthew Moulton: 5 0.2 0.0%
362. Addressing Francophobia...........................: 5 0.2 0.0%
363. <this post has been liberated from rec.arts.drwho.: 5 0.2 0.0%
364. September 30 Puns.................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
365. Greggie Is All Flustered And Crying For His Mommy.: 5 0.2 0.0%
366. Hot shot pilots are scum!.........................: 5 0.2 0.0%
367. Energetic People..................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
368. what anja's boys said to me.......................: 5 0.2 0.0%
369. Should I be scared -- C172 over Gross.............: 5 0.2 0.0%
370. molly is bullying botticelli today................: 5 0.2 0.0%
371. fake ID advice needed please......................: 5 0.2 0.0%
372. 20 May Puns.......................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
373. Walla Walla's very own Mingy "pinky-butt" Ludbunsk: 5 0.2 0.0%
374. How much caffeine will kill you?..................: 5 0.2 0.0%
375. 305 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
376. Moby Dick Readership Social More Change Speculatio: 5 0.2 0.0%
377. Ludbunski's educational credentials...............: 5 0.2 0.0%
378. 5/8 Puns..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
379. 1/10 Puns.........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
380. 315 Days..........................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
381. Mingtard...He's in a Gold Fish Bowl...............: 5 0.2 0.0%
382. Nomination: Marcia (SPP) Pierre Sallinger HL&S Re:: 5 0.2 0.0%
383. 141 Schools.......................................: 5 0.2 0.0%
384. knoxy and i just watched the most bizare south par: 5 0.2 0.0%
385. What color is maxie's sky? Yellow, of course!.....: 5 0.2 0.0%
386. Ping Cow: C. Donatiello Pinot Noir................: 4 0.2 0.0%
387. Brahs... TRYING to watch "Raw is Benoit"..........: 4 0.2 0.0%
388. mimus must die!...................................: 4 0.2 0.0%
389. Matthew Moulton Wears Pampers For "Convenience"...: 4 0.2 0.0%
390. Replica Guide ?C CATALOG of Replica Watches.......: 4 0.2 0.0%
391. Greggie - NetKKKoping ****KKhead Exposed!.........: 4 0.2 0.0%
392. Out With The Old, In With The New.................: 4 0.2 0.0%
393. Old geezer crashes his car onto runway at Miami In: 4 0.2 0.0%
394. Mingtard Shouts "Ludbunski!" and Declares His Idio: 4 0.2 0.0%
395. Poor little fishies!..............................: 4 0.2 0.0%
396. Baby Greggie Can't Stop Crying In Frustration.....: 4 0.2 0.0%
397. An important historical question..................: 4 0.2 0.0%
398. 250 Days..........................................: 4 0.2 0.0%
399. 10052 Days........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
400. HomosexuRaoul Wears Pampers For "Convenience".....: 4 0.1 0.0%
401. Baby Matthew Backpedals Again And His Pampers Go S: 4 0.1 0.0%
402. Maxie; ADD?.......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
403. What they did about the Kobayashi Maru............: 4 0.1 0.0%
404. February 29 Puns..................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
405. 23/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
406. Baby Greggie cries for attention..................: 4 0.1 0.0%
407. 23 May Puns.......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
408. 195 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
409. 18/5 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
410. 340 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
411. Spin, defined.....................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
412. 3/5 Puns..........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
413. Ming-tard Has A Hedgehog Up His Ass...............: 4 0.1 0.0%
414. Diaper Boi Knows he's stupid [Re: A Wonderous Look: 4 0.1 0.0%
415. 12/6 Puns.........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
416. What Are These?...................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
417. A thing I saw on tv...............................: 4 0.1 0.0%
418. Beware of old ladies with pointy objects!.........: 4 0.1 0.0%
419. Weird Law.........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
420. Diaper Boi on genital mutilation Re: A Wonderous L: 4 0.1 0.0%
421. 295 Days..........................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
422. HomosexuRaoul Xembutthurtsky Craves ****..........: 4 0.1 0.0%
423. Just how stoopid can Wal-Mart lifer Baby Greggie g: 4 0.1 0.0%
424. June 30 Puns......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
425. 7 April Puns......................................: 4 0.1 0.0%
426. Global Warming myths debunked (was: Re: SFTV Ratin: 3 0.1 0.0%
427. Weird Soldiers....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
428. Ode to a Frozen Habanero by Freezer-Light.........: 3 0.1 0.0%
429. How much smakc has Maxwell had tonight anyway?....: 3 0.1 0.0%
430. Friday The 13th Puns..............................: 3 0.1 0.0%
431. OT: Newsgroup reader..............................: 3 0.1 0.0%
432. Re:Databasix won't TOS Bertie, too lazy...........: 3 0.1 0.0%
433. "Puns of the Weak" 12/01/00.......................: 3 0.1 0.0%
434. WARNING: www.dextroverse.org is for ****ing lamers: 3 0.1 0.0%
435. Welcome to the Future Earth of 2100...............: 3 0.1 0.0%
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437. Mimus: nanobacteria are dead......................: 3 0.1 0.0%
438. Maxie is bertie food!.............................: 3 0.1 0.0%
439. The Tennis Channel................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
440. Stranger Things Have Happened.....................: 3 0.1 0.0%
441. 6/4 Puns..........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
442. Martin Luther King Day Puns.......................: 3 0.1 0.0%
443. Bertie DOES Buttman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............: 3 0.1 0.0%
444. I made bread......................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
445. Xanth Puns........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
446. Aratzio: Self-Confessed Bigot?....................: 3 0.1 0.0%
447. MARQUEER: Self-Confessed Bigot II: Watch The Kook : 3 0.1 0.0%
448. Me da worse troll ever :(.........................: 3 0.1 0.0%
449. Sharon's Shrubbery - was:(Sharon's Garden was: Re:: 3 0.1 0.0%
450. Weird Clothes.....................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
451. Performance Art AKA Trolling At Its Finest........: 3 0.1 0.0%
452. Anothe forged post................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
453. new mixed vegetable [Re: new metavariable.........: 3 0.1 0.0%
454. Ooh, look! I'm in a goldfish bowl! Ooh, look! I'm: 3 0.1 0.0%
455. Quote of the Day, or Maybe Year...................: 3 0.1 0.0%
456. WARNING: www.dextroverse.org is for ****ing lamers: 3 0.1 0.0%
457. The Gentle Giants Of Ganymede By James P Hogan: Sp: 3 0.1 0.0%
458. now i have my office back.........................: 3 0.1 0.0%
459. Timmy Thorne: Unable to lick his wounds...........: 3 0.1 0.0%
460. May 2 Puns........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
461. Maxwell found naked, lost in woods................: 3 0.1 0.0%
462. Bertie the Bunyip is forging me,. waaaah!.........: 3 0.1 0.0%
463. 25/5 Puns.........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
464. Color Puns........................................: 3 0.1 0.0%
465. Hi................................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
466. May 11 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
467. THE WORLD IS MY SOCKPUPPET!.......................: 2 0.1 0.0%
468. 1/31 Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
469. Yet Another forged post...........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
470. 5 To The 1st, 5 To The 2nd Puns...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
471. 10/08/06 Puns.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
472. 2 Squared, 3 Cubed Puns...........................: 2 0.1 0.0%
473. 9974 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
474. Weird Sports......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
475. HULK SMASH!!!!....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
476. forged post.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
477. Magical Animals...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
478. Rookie............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
479. how the **** did i know that?.....................: 2 0.1 0.0%
480. Rand/LTT question/theory (KoD Spoiler)............: 2 0.1 0.0%
481. k00k wedding ! Bertie lusin it!...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
482. Zombie Forums.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
483. 9973 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
484. 9972 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
485. I Wonder If Wavy G's Managed to Swim Back Home Yet: 2 0.1 0.0%
486. Clouds and Class B................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
487. 4/30/225..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
488. Dirty Deed........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
489. May 23 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
490. 370 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
491. Matthew Moulton's lover Jonathan Furr is be being : 2 0.1 0.0%
492. 9986 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
493. 9981 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
494. 9982 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
495. 9985 Days.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
496. 3 Days............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
497. Demon Names.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
498. Just how stoopid can Jonathomo get?...............: 2 0.1 0.0%
499. Funeral arrangements for Ludbunski................: 2 0.1 0.0%
500. Gerbil Menjy backpedals his ass off was (Re: Baby : 2 0.1 0.0%
501. Databasix won't TOS Bertie, too lazy..............: 2 0.1 0.0%
502. 265 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
503. Bertie the Liar...................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
504. Tornadoes Are Forming Over My Head................: 2 0.1 0.0%
505. Maxine demonstrates her kl00lessness yet again....: 2 0.1 0.0%
506. Maxwell, think he's getting it yet? Bwawhawhhahwha: 2 0.1 0.0%
507. 335 Days..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
508. PING: Steve.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
509. Halloween Puns....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
510. July 1 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
511. 747 cargo splits in two during takeoff!...........: 2 0.1 0.0%
512. YASID: Spaceship Powered By Cheese................: 2 0.1 0.0%
513. IS IT ILLEGAL TO USE A PROXY TO HIDE MY IDENTITY?.: 2 0.1 0.0%
514. New fuel for GA?..................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
515. Jonathan Herr is be being a furry little homo (Re:: 2 0.1 0.0%
516. 10/4 Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
517. $?@$ Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
518. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
519. Is Bertie on Acid? Will Belinda leave Grant? Tune : 2 0.1 0.0%
520. PING WAVY G ......................: 2 0.1 0.0%
521. May 21 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
522. Brit Pilot Busts TFR and gets Busted..............: 2 0.1 0.0%
523. DIMMY THorne Being boring is humiliating: was: #fl: 2 0.1 0.0%
524. no problems here dloyd............................: 2 0.1 0.0%
525. The Immortality Option By James P Hogan: Spoiler Q: 2 0.1 0.0%
526. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00......................: 2 0.1 0.0%
527. 08/05/02 Puns.....................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
528. 6/2 Puns..........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
529. Maxwell, how stupid can one lamer be?.............: 2 0.1 0.0%
530. Ludbunski - can't ****ing spell...................: 2 0.1 0.0%
531. Essay on Ugliness.................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
532. 5/21 Puns.........................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
533. Dimmy: even morons are smarter than me Re: Aratzio: 2 0.1 0.0%
534. Baby Matthew backpedals his syphlitic ass off.....: 2 0.1 0.0%
535. Maxwel, froup snipping drug fiend.................: 2 0.1 0.0%
536. Whale puns: when was last time you had whale of a : 2 0.1 0.0%
537. May 12 Puns.......................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
538. Well, It's Like This Officer, The Reason I Didn't : 2 0.1 0.0%
539. joke..............................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
540. Finally, the translator I've been looking for.....: 2 0.1 0.0%
541. Sorry Maxie , forgery is for kids.................: 2 0.1 0.0%
542. Drugs or software?................................: 2 0.1 0.0%
543. stop the lies dloyd no problems here..............: 2 0.1 0.0%
544. RH is stealing the taxpayers money................: 2 0.1 0.0%
545. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 2 0.1 0.0%
546. Baby Matthew Is Flustered Into Confessing His Fixa: 2 0.1 0.0%
547. Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Tue, 24 Feb 2004)........: 2 0.1 0.0%
548. Rh is stealing the taxpayers money................: 1 0.1 0.0%
549. grand jury........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
550. 01/01/01!.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
551. How To Be A Successfull Evil Overlord (made me lau: 1 0.1 0.0%
552. Coast to Coast in a 50 HP Aronca..................: 1 0.1 0.0%
553. The ultimate rejection letter.....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
554. I bet there's an idiot somewhere falling for this.: 1 0.1 0.0%
555. I wants drugs!....................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
556. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.1 0.0%
557. Capitalism explained..............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
558. Another funny one.................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
559. rh now you job now................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
560. And the cluelessness continues....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
561. rh needs to earn his pay..........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
562. 5 To The 1st, 5 To The Second Puns................: 1 0.1 0.0%
563. It's sad, really, finding a nice neighborhood for : 1 0.1 0.0%
564. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 1 0.1 0.0%
565. The ULTIMATE Insult (Re: Just how stoopid can Wal-: 1 0.1 0.0%
566. Wet Weapons.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
567. Baby Matthew cries for attention..................: 1 0.1 0.0%
568. this blog will now accept articles to be published: 1 0.1 0.0%
569. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.1 0.0%
570. 14 Days...........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
571. I want to have Bertie's kids......................: 1 0.1 0.0%
572. Extremely undignified wizarding names.............: 1 0.1 0.0%
573. Plagiarist Baby Matthew Moulton Craves Sam Walton': 1 0.1 0.0%
574. Our First Lebanese Flonker?.......................: 1 0.1 0.0%
575. Machinists Call for Airline Re-Regulation.........: 1 0.1 0.0%
576. Baby Matthew whines about St. Raoul; goes on IKY b: 1 0.1 0.0%
577. GREATEST RESPONSE IN HISTORY ................: 1 0.1 0.0%
578. Overshoot in Honduras?............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
579. Bertie is my jackass..............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
580. Weird Menus.......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
581. Life in the Air Transport Auxillary...............: 1 0.1 0.0%
582. FedEx vs. Government Bureaucracy - Newt Gingrich..: 1 0.1 0.0%
583. Outside reference in IMC..........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
584. What's a "Perkoff?"...............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
585. Guess Who's No.1 On The Best-Seller List..........: 1 0.1 0.0%
586. Citabria Fuel-Flow Problem........................: 1 0.1 0.0%
587. 9/30 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
588. Orange Party......................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
589. Forged message above..............................: 1 0.1 0.0%
590. Two Little Kids Fighting, Maxie losing............: 1 0.1 0.0%
591. What is a quark?..................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
592. Rolls.............................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
593. another reason to hate ebay. ok. its really two re: 1 0.1 0.0%
594. Surgery, Medications, Maxwell?....................: 1 0.1 0.0%
595. MTV's Aimee Allen, Ron Paul Anthem Music Video MUS: 1 0.1 0.0%
596. Is the government compiling a secret list of citiz: 1 0.1 0.0%
597. 27/5 Puns.........................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
598. Get ready for a Pink Mist over America............: 1 0.1 0.0%
599. ..................................................: 1 0.1 0.0%
600. 4 May Puns........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
601. 15 May Puns.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
602. 5/27 Puns.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
603. 2 May Puns........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
604. !!!!! Make Over $200 per day in Autopilot !!!!! >g: 1 0.0 0.0%
605. May 8 Frank And Ernest............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
606. 6/3 Puns..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
607. 5 To The First, 5 To The Second Puns..............: 1 0.0 0.0%
608. yet Another forged post...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
609. Protect yourself against Operation Sudden Fall....: 1 0.0 0.0%
610. Maxie raises his BI some mo.......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
611. 38 Squared Days...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
612. Cowadly Mad Max, the froup snipper................: 1 0.0 0.0%
613. 1 Week............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
614. 252 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
615. 253 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
616. Mother's Day......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
617. 254 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
618. Pentecost.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
619. 10050 Days........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
620. Gangster Equine...................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
621. 2 Squared Days....................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
622. 1444 Days.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
623. 249 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
624. Bertie is my Bitch!!!.............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
625. 7 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
626. Favorite Airlines.................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
627. 666 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
628. 4 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
629. 6 Days............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
630. 10058 Days........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
631. 345 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
632. 11 Days...........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
633. 246 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
634. 385 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
635. More usernet threts. Can I sue AOL?...............: 1 0.0 0.0%
636. When do you use breast pumps?.....................: 1 0.0 0.0%
637. OT:Is this the future?............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
638. 665 Days..........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
639. Close call -- glider ops..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
640. HOTTEST ROMANCS SEX GIRL..........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
641. Blood Drive.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
642. HOT SEX GIRL NEW PIC..............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
643. HOT SEX GIRL......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
644. Global Warming myths debunked (was: Re: SFTV Ratin: 1 0.0 0.0%
645. yet another forged post...........................: 1 0.0 0.0%
646. Not quite ascii art...............................: 1 0.0 0.0%
647. Shawn Hornbeck July 17, 1991......................: 1 0.0 0.0%
648. this blog will now accept articles to be published: 1 0.0 0.0%
649. I'm off to bed Duke. Be back to Flonk You Tomorrow: 1 0.0 0.0%
650. MINKY!!!!!!.......................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
651. twizzlers.........................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
652. test..............................................: 1 0.0 0.0%
653. You've gone quiet, Maxie? No wanna play nomo?.....: 1 0.0 0.0%
654. Want to meet a hot teenage girl tonight?..........: 0 0.0 0.0%
655. Ping: Shed Boss...................................: 0 0.0 0.0%
656. Hey, I'm pretty sure that's a foul!...............: 0 0.0 0.0%

Top 100 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
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1. Usenet Stats Poster.......................................: 100.0%
2. an old friend.............................................: 76.1%
3. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 64.4%
4. Mxsmanic..................................................: 62.9%
5. whomepuns.................................................: 53.1%
6. nemo......................................................: 46.0%
7. Bill Cleere...............................................: 45.8%
8. Menjy.....................................................: 33.3%
9. Menjy.....................................................: 32.1%
10. The.......................................................: 32.0%
11. Wavy......................................................: 31.5%
12. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 31.0%
13. Timmay!...................................................: 30.1%
14. mimus.....................................................: 25.5%
15. Tim Bruening..............................................: 25.3%
16. Billy Crabs...............................................: 25.0%
17. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 23.7%
18. Maxwell...................................................: 22.8%
19. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 22.7%
20. Bill Cleere...............................................: 22.6%
21. gregvk....................................................: 21.5%
22. Shirley...................................................: 21.0%
23. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet................................: 21.0%
24. veronica karlsson.........................................: 20.1%
25. mixed nuts................................................: 19.7%
26. Gunner Asch...............................................: 19.1%
27. Frederick Williams........................................: 19.0%
28. Lorrill Buyens............................................: 17.9%
29. Maxwell...................................................: 17.8%
30. Aratzio...................................................: 16.0%
31. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 15.1%
32. Peter Hucker..............................................: 15.0%
33. dave hillstrom............................................: 14.7%
34. UCLA......................................................: 14.1%
35. MindBrain.................................................: 13.9%
36. pscissons.................................................: 13.3%
37. kcannon...................................................: 12.7%
38. Steve Leyland.............................................: 12.5%
39. Meat Plow.................................................: 12.5%
40. Chairman Cow..............................................: 11.8%
41. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 11.7%
42. knoxy.....................................................: 11.0%
43. Rhonda Lea Kirk...........................................: 10.6%
44. blu.......................................................: 9.5%
45. Daedalus..................................................: 9.3%
46. Mark C Organ..............................................: 8.7%
47. Wolf 253..................................................: 8.5%
48. Gunner....................................................: 8.3%
49. Rev Turd Fredericks.......................................: 8.2%
50. Naked Gonad...............................................: 7.7%
51. Tim Weaver................................................: 7.5%
52. Brian Mailman.............................................: 7.3%
53. Pucklet...................................................: 7.1%
54. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 7.1%
55. honestjohn................................................: 5.7%
56. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 5.1%
57. joandarc or joan930.......................................: 4.8%
58. Dr . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 4.5%
59. Mr Pounder................................................: 3.5%
60. FrozenNorth...............................................: 2.7%
61. The 2-Belo................................................: 1.9%
62. Avoid normal situations...................................: 1.5%
63. ah........................................................: 0.9%
64. Art Deco..................................................: 0.7%
65. Art Deco..................................................: 0.5%

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1. Art Deco..................................................: 0.5%
2. Art Deco..................................................: 0.7%
3. ah........................................................: 0.9%
4. Avoid normal situations...................................: 1.5%
5. The 2-Belo................................................: 1.9%
6. FrozenNorth...............................................: 2.7%
7. Mr Pounder................................................: 3.5%
8. Dr . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 4.5%
9. joandarc or joan930.......................................: 4.8%
10. Dennis M. Hammes..........................................: 5.1%
11. honestjohn................................................: 5.7%
12. Jonathan Herr.............................................: 7.1%
13. Pucklet...................................................: 7.1%
14. Brian Mailman.............................................: 7.3%
15. Tim Weaver................................................: 7.5%
16. Naked Gonad...............................................: 7.7%
17. Rev Turd Fredericks.......................................: 8.2%
18. Gunner....................................................: 8.3%
19. Wolf 253..................................................: 8.5%
20. Mark C Organ..............................................: 8.7%
21. Daedalus..................................................: 9.3%
22. blu.......................................................: 9.5%
23. Rhonda Lea Kirk...........................................: 10.6%
24. knoxy.....................................................: 11.0%
25. mariposas rand mair fheal.................................: 11.7%
26. Chairman Cow..............................................: 11.8%
27. Meat Plow.................................................: 12.5%
28. Steve Leyland.............................................: 12.5%
29. kcannon...................................................: 12.7%
30. pscissons.................................................: 13.3%
31. MindBrain.................................................: 13.9%
32. UCLA......................................................: 14.1%
33. dave hillstrom............................................: 14.7%
34. Peter Hucker..............................................: 15.0%
35. St . Raoul Xemblinosky....................................: 15.1%
36. Aratzio...................................................: 16.0%
37. Maxwell...................................................: 17.8%
38. Lorrill Buyens............................................: 17.9%
39. Frederick Williams........................................: 19.0%
40. Gunner Asch...............................................: 19.1%
41. mixed nuts................................................: 19.7%
42. veronica karlsson.........................................: 20.1%
43. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet................................: 21.0%
44. Shirley...................................................: 21.0%
45. gregvk....................................................: 21.5%
46. Bill Cleere...............................................: 22.6%
47. Bertie the Bunyip.........................................: 22.7%
48. Maxwell...................................................: 22.8%
49. Sir F . A . Rien..........................................: 23.7%
50. Billy Crabs...............................................: 25.0%
51. Tim Bruening..............................................: 25.3%
52. mimus.....................................................: 25.5%
53. Timmay!...................................................: 30.1%
54. metro-golden-meower.......................................: 31.0%
55. Wavy......................................................: 31.5%
56. The.......................................................: 32.0%
57. Menjy.....................................................: 32.1%
58. Menjy.....................................................: 33.3%
59. Bill Cleere...............................................: 45.8%
60. nemo......................................................: 46.0%
61. whomepuns.................................................: 53.1%
62. Mxsmanic..................................................: 62.9%
63. Onideus Mad Hatter........................................: 64.4%
64. an old friend.............................................: 76.1%
65. Usenet Stats Poster.......................................: 100.0%

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2. mn.humor.....................................................: 1893
3. alt.humor....................................................: 1832
4. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1767
5. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 1620
6. alt.flame....................................................: 1260
7. alt.2600.....................................................: 1041
8. alt.talk.bollocks............................................: 741
9. alt.design.graphics..........................................: 519
10. bit.listserv.autism..........................................: 495
11. rec.humor....................................................: 437
12. alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.....................................: 387
13. rec.aviation.piloting........................................: 375
14. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 338
15. alt.support.autism...........................................: 331
16. alt.hackers.malicious........................................: 285
17. alt.config...................................................: 183
18. alt.troll....................................................: 180
19. alt.fan.scarecrow............................................: 123
20. alt.buzzard.rules............................................: 109
21. alt.cascade..................................................: 105
22. alt.religion.kibology........................................: 75
23. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 73
24. alt.religion.asatru..........................................: 65
25. alt.math.....................................................: 53
26. uk.net.news.config...........................................: 51
27. alt.disasters.aviation.......................................: 49
28. alt.drugs.pot................................................: 47
29. alt.aratzio..................................................: 45
30. alt.free.newsservers.........................................: 45
31. alt.fan.steveleyland.........................................: 43
32. alt.gossip.celebrities.......................................: 42
33. alt.****nozzles..............................................: 40
34. rec.arts.tv..................................................: 38
35. alt.fan.piers-anthony........................................: 36
36. alt.survival.................................................: 36
37. alt.fan.notb.................................................: 35
38. rec.arts.drwho...............................................: 34
39. alt.philosophy...............................................: 32
40. misc.rural...................................................: 29
41. misc.survivalism.............................................: 29
42. alt.cuddle.evil..............................................: 27
43. rec.arts.poems...............................................: 27
44. rec.radio.amateur.policy.....................................: 26
45. rec.arts.sf.tv...............................................: 22
46. alt.fan.harry-potter.........................................: 20
47. alt.tv.real-world............................................: 20
48. soc.singles..................................................: 20
49. soc.support.fat-acceptance...................................: 19
50. 24hoursupport.helpdesk.......................................: 16
51. alt.angst....................................................: 16
52. sci.psychology.psychotherapy.................................: 16
53. alt.puns.....................................................: 15
54. alt.drugs.hard...............................................: 12
55. alt.jokes....................................................: 12
56. alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer........................................: 12
57. alt.politics.libertarian.....................................: 11
58. alt.sex......................................................: 11
59. alt.support.divorce..........................................: 11
60. alt.vagina-fearer.art-deco...................................: 10
61. news.admin.net-abuse.usenet..................................: 10
62. bit.listerv.autism...........................................: 9
63. misc.consumers...............................................: 9
64. soc.history..................................................: 9
65. alt.books.cs-lewis...........................................: 8
66. alt.douchebag.art-deco.......................................: 8
67. alt.tv.angel.................................................: 8
68. alt.books.cs.lewis...........................................: 7
69. alt.callahans................................................: 6
70. alt.fan.furry................................................: 6
71. alt.troll.paranoia...........................................: 6
72. alt.tv.sopranos..............................................: 6
73. aus.jokes....................................................: 6
74. rec.travel.air...............................................: 6
75. alt.all-you-other-little-bitch-groups........................: 5
76. alt.astronomy................................................: 5
77. alt.binaries.multimedia.comedy...............................: 5
78. alt.os.windows-xp............................................: 5
79. alt.surrealism...............................................: 5
80. rec.arts.sf.written..........................................: 5
81. soc.culture.south-africa.....................................: 5
82. alt.art-deco.owned-by.nightbat+double-a+honest-john..........: 4
83. alt.art-deco.should-foad.....................................: 4
84. alt.drugs....................................................: 4
85. alt.drugs.psychedelics.......................................: 4
86. alt.fan.karl-malden.kidneys..................................: 4
87. alt.fan.lemur................................................: 4
88. alt.music.white-power........................................: 4
89. news.admin.net-abuse.meow....................................: 4
90. news.meow....................................................: 4
91. rec.music.hip-hop............................................: 4
92. rec.pets.cats.unfiltered.....................................: 4
93. rec.sport.pro-wrestling......................................: 4
94. alc.suicide..................................................: 3
95. alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove..: 3
96. alt.abortion.................................................: 3
97. alt.activism.death-penalty...................................: 3
98. alt.adoption.................................................: 3
99. alt.alien.research...........................................: 3
100. alt.fan.lemur.cooked.........................................: 3

====================================================
End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
<stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:

> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:01 GMT
>Stats End.................: Sat, 31 May 2008 22:14:04 GMT
>Days......................: 31
>Total No. of Articles.....: 4979
>Total No. of Characters...: 18333045
>Total Volume..............: 17903
>Messages Per Day..........: 160.6
>Characters Per Day........: 591388.5
>Average Daily Volume......: 577 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 188
>Messages with Sigs........: 22.76%
>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.49%
>Original Content Rating...: 23.17%
>
>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>================================================================
> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1832 59.1 36.8%
> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 321 10.4 6.4%
> 3. mimus.............................................: 310 10.0 6.2%
> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 284 9.2 5.7%
> 5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 269 8.7 5.4%
> 6. Aratzio...........................................: 162 5.2 3.3%
> 7. gregvk............................................: 111 3.6 2.2%
> 8. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 110 3.5 2.2%
> 9. Daedalus..........................................: 107 3.5 2.1%
> 10. Timmay!...........................................: 80 2.6 1.6%
> 11. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 76 2.5 1.5%
> 12. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 75 2.4 1.5%
> 13. mixed nuts........................................: 73 2.4 1.5%
> 14. The 2-Belo........................................: 70 2.3 1.4%
> 15. knoxy.............................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
> 16. pscissons.........................................: 60 1.9 1.2%
> 17. Wolf 253..........................................: 58 1.9 1.2%
> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 57 1.8 1.1%
> 19. veronica karlsson.................................: 48 1.5 1.0%
> 20. ah................................................: 47 1.5 0.9%
> 21. Avoid normal situations...........................: 41 1.3 0.8%
> 22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 1.2 0.8%
> 23. Menjy.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
> 24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 32 1.0 0.6%


the rest have fleas, i bet.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "****head" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:53:37 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>Stats Begin...............: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:01 GMT
>>Stats End.................: Sat, 31 May 2008 22:14:04 GMT
>>Days......................: 31
>>Total No. of Articles.....: 4979
>>Total No. of Characters...: 18333045
>>Total Volume..............: 17903
>>Messages Per Day..........: 160.6
>>Characters Per Day........: 591388.5
>>Average Daily Volume......: 577 kB
>>Total Posters This Week...: 188
>>Messages with Sigs........: 22.76%
>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.49%
>>Original Content Rating...: 23.17%
>>
>>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>================================================================
>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1832 59.1 36.8%
>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 321 10.4 6.4%
>> 3. mimus.............................................: 310 10.0 6.2%
>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 284 9.2 5.7%
>> 5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 269 8.7 5.4%
>> 6. Aratzio...........................................: 162 5.2 3.3%
>> 7. gregvk............................................: 111 3.6 2.2%
>> 8. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 110 3.5 2.2%
>> 9. Daedalus..........................................: 107 3.5 2.1%
>> 10. Timmay!...........................................: 80 2.6 1.6%
>> 11. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 76 2.5 1.5%
>> 12. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 75 2.4 1.5%
>> 13. mixed nuts........................................: 73 2.4 1.5%
>> 14. The 2-Belo........................................: 70 2.3 1.4%
>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
>> 16. pscissons.........................................: 60 1.9 1.2%
>> 17. Wolf 253..........................................: 58 1.9 1.2%
>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 57 1.8 1.1%
>> 19. veronica karlsson.................................: 48 1.5 1.0%
>> 20. ah................................................: 47 1.5 0.9%
>> 21. Avoid normal situations...........................: 41 1.3 0.8%
>> 22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 1.2 0.8%
>> 23. Menjy.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
>> 24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 32 1.0 0.6%

>
> the rest have fleas, i bet.


There's probably some tacit adding-up that needs to be done.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13
It's the Peterson kid dressed as an iguana!

< _Bloom County Babylon_
 
On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:25:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mimus
<tinmimus99@hotmail.com>, in a desperate attempt to change the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:

>On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:53:37 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>>Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>Stats Begin...............: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:01 GMT
>>>Stats End.................: Sat, 31 May 2008 22:14:04 GMT
>>>Days......................: 31
>>>Total No. of Articles.....: 4979
>>>Total No. of Characters...: 18333045
>>>Total Volume..............: 17903
>>>Messages Per Day..........: 160.6
>>>Characters Per Day........: 591388.5
>>>Average Daily Volume......: 577 kB
>>>Total Posters This Week...: 188
>>>Messages with Sigs........: 22.76%
>>>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.49%
>>>Original Content Rating...: 23.17%
>>>
>>>Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>================================================================
>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1832 59.1 36.8%
>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 321 10.4 6.4%
>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 310 10.0 6.2%
>>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 284 9.2 5.7%
>>> 5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 269 8.7 5.4%
>>> 6. Aratzio...........................................: 162 5.2 3.3%
>>> 7. gregvk............................................: 111 3.6 2.2%
>>> 8. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 110 3.5 2.2%
>>> 9. Daedalus..........................................: 107 3.5 2.1%
>>> 10. Timmay!...........................................: 80 2.6 1.6%
>>> 11. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 76 2.5 1.5%
>>> 12. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 75 2.4 1.5%
>>> 13. mixed nuts........................................: 73 2.4 1.5%
>>> 14. The 2-Belo........................................: 70 2.3 1.4%
>>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
>>> 16. pscissons.........................................: 60 1.9 1.2%
>>> 17. Wolf 253..........................................: 58 1.9 1.2%
>>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 57 1.8 1.1%
>>> 19. veronica karlsson.................................: 48 1.5 1.0%
>>> 20. ah................................................: 47 1.5 0.9%
>>> 21. Avoid normal situations...........................: 41 1.3 0.8%
>>> 22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 1.2 0.8%
>>> 23. Menjy.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
>>> 24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 32 1.0 0.6%

>>
>> the rest have fleas, i bet.

>
>There's probably some tacit adding-up that needs to be done.


I personally found it funny that despite Matty's accusations of people slavishly
following up every post he makes, he's made three times as many as the rest of
us.


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3; Gutter Chix0r: #19
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division

"dsysm, its sooooo smooth and clesr."
- Dave Hillstrom's ringing endorsement of mead, in
aav3f
 
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:58:02 -0700, Lorrill Buyens wrote:

> On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:25:33 -0400, Temporal Voyager mimus
> <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>, in a desperate attempt to change the
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk timestream, said:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:53:37 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:04:01 +0000 (UTC), Usenet Stats Poster
>>> <stats@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>
>>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>>
>>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Sat, 31 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT
>>>> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:01 GMT
>>>> Stats End.................: Sat, 31 May 2008 22:14:04 GMT
>>>> Days......................: 31
>>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 4979
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 18333045
>>>> Total Volume..............: 17903
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 160.6
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 591388.5
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 577 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 188
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 22.76%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.49%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 23.17%
>>>>
>>>> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ================================================================
>>>> 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 1832 59.1 36.8%
>>>> 2. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 321 10.4 6.4%
>>>> 3. mimus.............................................: 310 10.0 6.2%
>>>> 4. dave hillstrom....................................: 284 9.2 5.7%
>>>> 5. Bertie the Bunyip.................................: 269 8.7 5.4%
>>>> 6. Aratzio...........................................: 162 5.2 3.3%
>>>> 7. gregvk............................................: 111 3.6 2.2%
>>>> 8. Lorrill Buyens....................................: 110 3.5 2.2%
>>>> 9. Daedalus..........................................: 107 3.5 2.1%
>>>> 10. Timmay!...........................................: 80 2.6 1.6%
>>>> 11. Jonathan Herr.....................................: 76 2.5 1.5%
>>>> 12. St . Raoul Xemblinosky............................: 75 2.4 1.5%
>>>> 13. mixed nuts........................................: 73 2.4 1.5%
>>>> 14. The 2-Belo........................................: 70 2.3 1.4%
>>>> 15. knoxy.............................................: 61 2.0 1.2%
>>>> 16. pscissons.........................................: 60 1.9 1.2%
>>>> 17. Wolf 253..........................................: 58 1.9 1.2%
>>>> 18. Tim Weaver........................................: 57 1.8 1.1%
>>>> 19. veronica karlsson.................................: 48 1.5 1.0%
>>>> 20. ah................................................: 47 1.5 0.9%
>>>> 21. Avoid normal situations...........................: 41 1.3 0.8%
>>>> 22. Steve Leyland.....................................: 38 1.2 0.8%
>>>> 23. Menjy.............................................: 36 1.2 0.7%
>>>> 24. SewCreativeATknologyDOTnet........................: 32 1.0 0.6%
>>>
>>> the rest have fleas, i bet.

>>
>> There's probably some tacit adding-up that needs to be done.

>
> I personally found it funny that despite Matty's accusations of people slavishly
> following up every post he makes, he's made three times as many as the rest of
> us.


He's worse than Andy the Lab Rat by far, with none of Andy's redeeming
social values (Andy seemed to be in fact a very nice person, just without
the ability to let a losing cause go).

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

"Ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah."

< _Shaun of the Dead_
 

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