I got bored and went to a palm reading site..
The things in red are my comments..
"Dear Katina,
LIAR!! that's not my name!!
Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your
palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.
First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line,
long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality
and a very nice life expectancy.
coughbullshitcough The wavey quality of your Life Line does seem
to indicate that you may experience variable health, and that you may not always
be very energetic.
**** yes.. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line indicates
strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little lines you see
extending upward from your Life Line are representative of your ability to
recuperate. The little lines you see extending downward from your Life Line are
indicators of your tendency to waste your energy.
that's called being HYPER!! A chained Life Line indicates
various health problems, both physical and emotional. Many people with allergies
have such a line as well.
Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. The light and wavy quality of
your Head Line seems to mimic the way you think.
since when do I think? While you don't necessarily
lack intellectuality, you don't always think about things in much depth, and
sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more than one thing at a time.
haha liar.. *sarcasm*
The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your
strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood
with a cautious and fearful outlook.
can I murder you?
The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to the true
meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a Heart Line like
yours that starts between the middle and index finger. You tend to easily give
your heart away.
x.x does this refer to the guys that I think are total hotties? 
The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart
Line are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love.
coughnickcough Those little lines
you see running downward from your Heart Line indicate disappointments in love.
hehe *above comment*
You posses a pointed hand.
It's called a psychic hand you moron. This is the hand of someone who appreciates the
finer things in life.
o.o You like to be surrounded with art and beauty, and you
tend to avoid manual labor.
I love you You are interested in psychic matters, and may even
posses a heightened sense of perception.
^_^ I'm special Many people who poses this type of
hand become involved in the cosmetic or hair styling industry.
Dude have you seen my make up collection!? O.O
We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your
palm. Thanks for visiting us.
Your friend,
you *******.
The OFE Palm Reader "
haha I love that last comment
