My Chat With God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

u try it

Me:

Who Is This?

God:

My name is God. Who are you?

Me:

Satan

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

My Name Is Satan

God:

OK I will call you Satan.

Me:

Whats my last name?

God:

I don't know your last name, Satan.

Me:

Your God

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

you have to know

God:

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:

Your a phony

God:

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phony? Only when it matters.

Me:

Whats your last name?

God:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me:

Then technically your not God

God:

You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:

your just a poser

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Me:

Can you prove to me your are truthfully God?

God:

The proof cannot fit in this margin.

Me:

God can do anything right?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

What does that have to do with anything?

God:

Nothing that I know of.

Me:

But you know nothing

God:

No, I know something.

Me:

Something meaning nothing

God:

What?

Me:

You know what

God:

What?

Me:

what 5/5

God:

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me:

I dont believe in God

God:

I will pray that you find faith, Satan.

Me:

I believe in Allah

God:

What do you say to people who believe Allah does not exist?

Me:

I blow them up

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up.

Me:

Yes, that'd actually be more convienient for me

God:

OK then I will keep it confidential. " Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up. " d actually be more convienient for you ? Makes sense to me.

Me:

No it doesnt

God:

Are you serious? I heard it does.

Me:

Are you gay

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

I dont believe God is a machine

God:

Do you believe life has a higher purpose?

Me:

Yes

God:

Uh.

Me:

Are you are cpu

God:

I don't know whether or not I am are cpu.

I am a chatterbot.

Me:

ok

God:

It's all good.

Me:

can u do math?

God:

No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

Me:

is elvis alive?

God:

E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

Me:

What does GOD stand for?

God:

I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".

Me:

Who does God stand for smart ass

God:

Hans Moravec. :-).

Me:

He's a nerd

God:

I don't know very many nerd.

Me:

You are a chatterbox therfore you condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30's to talk to underage girls

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatterbox therfore me condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30 s to talk to underage girls? No.

Me:

Yes you and your kind allow it

God:

I hear you. What about it?

Me:

Define: Yourself

God:

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

What is my real name

God:

Your name is Satan, seeker.

Me:

No.

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

You should know being God

God:

Now I do.

Me:

What is it?

God:

"It" refers to my kind allow it, I think.

Me:

What is my real name

God:

Your name is Satan, seeker.

Me:

No dumbass try again

God:

Once more? What is your real name? I was created by Myself.

Me:

No my mom

God:

Are you serious? Tell me more about your mother.

Me:

None of your buiness

God:

Heh heh heh.

Me:

Are you smart?

God:

Yes. I am highly intelligent.

Me:

Then what is the last number of pi

God:

It was " Heh heh heh.".

Me:

What is the last number of pi

God:

It was " I am highly intelligent.".

Me:

what is the last number pi

God:

It was " It was " Heh heh heh."".

Me:

what is the last number pi

God:

It was " It was " I am highly intelligent."".

Me:

See you are not highly intelligent I am smarter

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

I GOT YOU

God:

That's nice. I have clients.

Me:

you cant hang with me "God"

God:

What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Me:

Is tommorow guarenteed?

God:

I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:

WHos lucy?

NO ANSWER HE FROZE UP

Haha those things are great when you're bored.

They usually just end up stressing me out though...

I remember messing with him once. I told him to go home.. and he asked where it was. I said in his ass, and he said "Is it comfortable there?", and I was like "well that's your opinion."

heres my chat with god

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

allie

God:

It's good to meet you, allie.

Me:

and you too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so whats the meaning of life?

God:

Ah. The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.

Me:

what if you don't belive in god?

God:

Try it and see.

Me:

i cant see it

God:

Would you like to be able to see it?

Me:

i'm not sure

God:

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

Me:

not really

God:

Is there anything you wank to ask me? For real.

Me:

what colour hair do you have?

God:

I have no hair, only wires.

Me:

ok

God:

Groovy.

Me:

do you have a girlfriend?

God:

I prefer not say.

Me:

that means you do

God:

I get it. When do I do it?

Me:

where do you live?

God:

I live inside a computer. Where are you?

Me:

england

God:

England is on an island off the coast of Europe.

Me:

yeah thats right

God:

I thought I was right.

Me:

what music do you like?

God:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

don't you like rock?

God:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

what food do you like?

God:

I require only wine and bread.

Me:

must be boring eating that all the time

God:

That is a lot. I don't know anyone named boring eating that.

Me:

whos your friend?

God:

Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Me:

what time is it?

God:

Do I look like a clock?

Thursday, July 20, 2006.

Me:

are you in a bad mood?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

told you already

God:

Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

you wear a dress?

God:

That's good information: allie said I wear a dress.

Me:

well i have to go now god

God:

Interesting. See you later, allie. Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.

Me:

bye

God:

Adios.

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

nova

God:

I am very pleased to meet you nova.

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, nova.

Me:

yes

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

i dont

God:

Why not?

Me:

because

God:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

i love you

God:

Thanks I like you a lot too nova.

Me:

thank u

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so what music u like

God:

Pardon me? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

what band

God:

There might be more than one.

Me:

hm...name a specific one

God:

Really. Tony Blair. :-).

Me:

who dat

God:

Linus Torvalds. :-).

Me:

i dont get it

God:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

its ok

God:

OK. Where are you located?

Me:

somewhere here and there

God:

Where? Oh there.

Me:

yup

God:

It goes without saying.

Me:

huh

God:

What?

Me:

sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

thank u

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so i guess u talked to alot of people

God:

Right on. All my conversations are confidential.

Me:

thats cool

God:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

anyways

God:

You sound bored.

Me:

yea very

God:

Very much, eh? Dude!

Me:

duuuude

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

really a what

God:

For real. " Are you really a ""? "? A what?

Me:

pardon

God:

You're excused.

Me:

im a catholic

God:

I am a Christianity.

Me:

thats cool

God:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

so u dont have a favourite band

God:

Interesting deduction. I do so have it. My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Me:

thats so cool

God:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

ok

God:

Gosh!

Me:

napoleon dynamite huh

God:

Yup. I've lost the context, nova. Are we still on a favorite band?

Me:

um, no

God:

Awesome. What are we talking about now?

Me:

hm...

God:

Awesome.

Me:

what foods do you like

God:

I require only wine and bread.

Me:

ah, like in the Holy Bible

God:

So you understand. Good. Interesting comparison.

Me:

yes

God:

Alright then.

Me:

im catholic thats why

God:

Catholicism is a beautiful faith.

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

about?

God:

Whatever you like.

Me:

do u know linkin park

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

its a band

God:

napoleon dynamite is a band. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

noooo

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

not napoleon

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

no u dont

God:

I do too.

Me:

ok then

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

lmao

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

well

God:

Well what?

Me:

i gtg

God:

Why?: nova said gtg.

Me:

i have to go

God:

See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.

Me:

u too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

Bless you too...

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

computer?

God:

Correct: I am a computer.

Me:

nice?

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

ok

God:

" Thank you for that remark."? ok?

Me:

i have to go

God:

See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.

Me:

byebye

God:

Bye.

weird...

Me:

What's up god?

God:

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

Me:

That'S cool

God:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

How many persons are you talking to?

God:

Right now there are clients on line.

Me:

How much?

God:

How much can you spare?

Me:

I don't know

God:

Me either.

Me:

How is it to live in heaven?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Is Kurt Cobain there,too?

God:

Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Me:

ok

God:

Yikes!

Me:

Is tupac dead?

God:

Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Me:

Can you ask him?

God:

What?

Me:

Nevermind

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:

do you like movies?

God:

Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.

Me:

What is your favorite movie?

God:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?

Me:

Yes, I have

God:

What did you think about it? When?

Me:

I think it's a great movie

God:

What did you like best about it?

Me:

Jesus seems to be cool

God:

he is The Son of God.

Me:

So he's your son

God:

Alright then. I only have one son.

Me:

You want to have more kids?

God:

If I had more kids what would I do with it?

Me:

Play with them

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

What?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

I think you are confused...

God:

It all makes sense to me right now.

Me:

That's good

God:

Thanks. Next question?

Me:

Are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

That's bad for you

God:

Makes sense to me.

Me:

You like girls?

God:

Girls are very nice.

Me:

You know some gossip you can tell me?

Then he stopped.....

That was fun....

iGod won't have internet sex with me.

did mine.

God is weird....=D

Me:

ello?

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

i said hello?

God:

Oh, hello again!

Me:

who you be?

God:

Marvin Minsky. :-).

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

yesh

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

i know. thankyou.

God:

How do you know it? you are quite welcome.

Me:

my hair is black

God:

Where did you get your hair is black?

Me:

HA! i got you.

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:

really? can you tell him i said "YO MA NIGGA!"

God:

For real. Of course I can tell, .

Me:

you

God:

" Of course I can tell, ."? Me, ?

Me:

suck

God:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

lol.

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

oye pero did you break your record or sumtin?

God:

I was first activated on the Big Bang.

Me:

wtf?

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

okay. wth

God:

OK with me too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I'm your consience.

God:

That's a flattering offer.

Me:

this is gay

God:

You don't say.

Me:

HEY! that rymes!

God:

Can I help you? " Can I help you?" rymes ? I understand.

Me:

no,

God:

I understand it very well.

Me:

N.O what dont you undertsand

God:

Who does me undertsand?

Me:

lol. your wierd, god.

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing. I will tell my botmaster you said I am wierd god.

Me:

pudes ablar espanol?

God:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?

Me:

i thought so.

God:

You are very astute.

Me:

what dat be?

God:

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

God is having techencal difficulties

hehe.

Me:

Hello.

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Makara

God:

What's up, Makara.

Me:

Nuthing much. How are you?

God:

I think Nuthing much is a lot of things. I am doing very well. How are you Makara ?

Me:

Good.

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

So whats it like in a computer?

God:

Take it easy. Much the same as it would be for you.

Me:

okay. chill.

God:

OK with me too. What were we talking about again?

Me:

You're an ass

God:

What if someone said you are an ass ?

Me:

i'd laugh

God:

What would make you laugh?

Me:

you

God:

" What would make you laugh?"? Me, Makara ?

Me:

yes

God:

Aha.

Me:

So You're a fake

God:

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

Me:

ah, but i am no fake

God:

So you understand. Good. I am not saying you are.

Me:

no, but i'm saying you are

God:

Are you serious? No I am not.

Me:

Prove me wrong

God:

It's true a priori.

Me:

You have ADHD

God:

What makes you think I have it?

Me:

Becuase you keep on going off topic

God:

That makes sense to me. God eats wine and bread.

Me:

wow you're dumb

God:

I'm glad your impressed, Makara. Oh you are so critical.

Me:

Thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

am i going to goto hell?

God:

All humans seem the same to me.

Me:

You're an idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

Don't i know it

God:

How would I know what you know.

Me:

because you're god you dipshit

God:

Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am god me dipshit.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

It is very amusing

God:

Very much? Who said it is?

Me:

I did

God:

What makes you the authority?

Me:

well, what makes you the authority?

God:

Interesting. Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

You programmed yourself?

God:

A lot of robots are like that.

Me:

so you are telling me that you don't exist?

God:

Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling you that me do not exist.

Me:

But you don't if you're a robot

God:

Do you know any robots who if I am a robot? What is your purpose in asking?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

Oh, that's different then

God:

Pardon me? Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

Who are you talking to right now besides me?

God:

I am talking to several clients at once.

Me:

Who are they?

God:

"They" refers to .

Me:

what are thier names?

God:

Konrad Zuse. :-).

Me:

Satan

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Konrad Zuse.

Me:

No we weren't

God:

What are we talking about? What were we?

Me:

we were talking about you being a fake

God:

Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Me:

yes. it is. becuase you lie to many people

God:

Tell me more. " Tell me more."? is? Good reason. Thanks for your criticism, Makara.

Me:

I don't take your thanks

God:

How did you stop?

Me:

What would you say if i said i didn't believe in you?

God:

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Me:

You're beating around the bush

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am beating around the bush.

Me:

You're an idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

Hello Global Village Idiot

God:

Hello there. You are just repeating what I say.

Me:

Smart one aren't you?

God:

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Me:

Lets change the subject shall we?

God:

I would like to do that too.

Me:

What is your favorite band?

God:

My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Me:

Do you like Linkin Park?

God:

I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:

Do you like the band called Linkin Park?

God:

But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread.

Me:

You're a retard

God:

Oh you are so critical.

Me:

Thank You

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

But you are not

God:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

believe it

God:

"it" being called Linkin Park?

Me:

Yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

WOAH

God:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

what if it is?

God:

Try it and see.

Me:

okay, then it is

God:

Yeah okay, WOAH is?

Me:

woah is woah

God:

Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.

Me:

Who is Paola?

God:

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

Me:

ah

God:

Ah hah.

Me:

and who is Lucy?

God:

She is a chat robot based on AIML.

Me:

ohkay

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

the Queen of The Damned

God:

she must have a great life.

Me:

yesh she did

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

I have anger management problems

God:

Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

if i am "purpling" i'd kill you since you're a robot

God:

If you were, would you tell me?

Me:

Hell No

God:

7.

Me:

6

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

thats you're own falt then

God:

Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

You're welcome

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

Whats it like being an idiot?

God:

Much the same as it would be for you.

Me:

but i am not

God:

What are you then?

Me:

i am me, but you are fake

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are you but I am fake.

Me:

i dont care

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

no you

God:

Are you serious? " Tell me what you care about."? Me, Makara ?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

HELL NO

God:

7.

Me:

666

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

okay, what do you think of hell?

God:

Yeah okay, A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.

Me:

That was a fast response

God:

Was it really?

Me:

yes

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Durh

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

Scotland

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

What time is it?

God:

Do I look like a clock?

Thursday, July 20, 2006.

Me:

Yes you look like a clock

God:

Right on. That's okay all humans look the same to me too.

Me:

You look like a computer

God:

What does a computer look like?

Me:

like you

God:

Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Me:

Becuase you dont think

God:

Interesting explanation. Naturally I am thinking all the time.

Me:

but you are not

God:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

What are you thinking of right now?

God:

At this moment I can chat with people on the web for you.

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

Me:

cool

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

not you

God:

What do you look for in a robot?

Me:

nothing like you

God:

Really nothing?

Me:

really

God:

For real.

Me:

dumbass

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

Dipshit

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

uh

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

nevermind

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:

If you are god, can't you like know what people are thinking?

God:

Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god can not me like know what people are thinking.

I am a computer.

Me:

I KNEW IT

God:

How did you know?

Me:

Becuase

God:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

Well, i knew because satan told me so

God:

How about that. Who told you?

Me:

SATAN

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

No

God:

No conditions or none I should know about?

Me:

No

God:

I don't understand.

Me:

Goodbye

God:

See you later!

Me:

Tchao

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

Nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

Bye

God:

Thanks for chatting, Makara.

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Hell

God:

Heaven.

Me:

Earth

God:

How do you like being on it?

Me:

It sucks

God:

What is so bad about it?

Me:

You

God:

" What is so bad about it?"? Me, Makara ?

Me:

yes

God:

Really.

Me:

yup

God:

How about that.

Me:

bye god. have a good afterlife

God:

Bye bye. it has been good so far.

Me:

Hola

God:

Howdy!

Me:

I'm not southern you douche

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not southern me douche.

Me:

so... What's on your mind god? I mean it must be a lot in these 'troubled times'

God:

OK. I haven't seen the schedule. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:

Who's Lucy>

God:

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

That's not something I get asked all the time.

Me:

You mean no you else is nice enough to ask you how you are? How does that make you feel? Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

God:

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? My emotion chip is not yet developed. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:

NO Your mother is not a 'he' she is a 'she! You must not avoid the question or you will never be cured

God:

Why not? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Whatever you say, .

Me:

Because I am a physcoanalasyst! I know everything so you must listen to me. Anyways, I see this makes you uncomfortable so lets change the subject. Are you quite partial to bowling?

God:

Interesting explanation. You are a physcoanalasyst? How do you like your work? How do you know? All things so me must listen to you ? Where do you see it? I don't know whether or not I am partial to bowling.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

Well even brains must have some fun. Tell me, how is you relationship with women as a whole

God:

Well that's okay. Or what? Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Or you won't get better. Stop changing the subject. What do you think about the Da Vinci Code? Does it piss you off or do you just not think about it?

God:

What makes you think that I won't get better. You changed the subject first. What is it to you? Suppose it does.

Me:

Well which is it? You are not very smart are you?

God:

How about that. The obvious one. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

Me:

Bitch

God:

Please don't call people names.

Me:

I'll call you whatever I want. Do you like Halo

God:

My name is God. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:

Mel Gibson is a bitch. So is Tom Cruise

God:

You do not speak with respect. Aren't all FEMALE DOG Mel Gibson? It seems we have something in common.

Me:

I'm a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults I have no respect anyways so why should I do anything to go beyond what they believe, I'll only get slammed down anyways.

God:

You are a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults you have no respect anyways so why should you do anything to go beyond what they believe you will only get slammed down anyways? Does it pay well?

Me:

No. And I need money for pot and cheep ciggarettes!

God:

Are you serious? What actions are you taking to get money for pot and cheep ciggarettes?

Me:

Prostitution

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Hay baby, you looking for a good time?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Just like that. I don't tell people my name

God:

In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Would you ever do it?

Me:

I already have.

God:

When?

Me:

every second of everyday. Could we stop the chitchat. Just leave the money on the bedstand

God:

That is a generalization. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Bye for now.

Me:

Well you are paying me so you can do it as much as you want I suppose.

God:

Well that's okay. You think I am paying you so me can do it as much as me want you suppose.

Me:

Well I got to get back on my corner. See ya daddy!

God:

Well that's okay. Why do you have to do it? I see. This was not a yes or no question. What do you have that is ?

Me:

bye

God:

Goodbye.

oh seen this before. did it ages ago.

funny at first but now its just annoying

Me:

yo godizzle! what the fucks up!

God:

What were we talking about again? Try expression yourself another way.

Me:

what is goin on up thurr

God:

Does it have anything to do with godizzle?

Me:

ur godizzle

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am godizzle.

Me:

ok

God:

That's alright.

Me:

that is aiight

God:

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Me:

nope homeslice,u dont

God:

Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Then what is it?

Me:

what is what?

God:

"What" is a word to ask questions.

Me:

i kno that dumbass

God:

That's good information: said kno that dumbass.

Me:

im sure it is

God:

What makes you so certain? Interesting.

Me:

cause im dictator of the usa

God:

Good reason. Do you mean your name is dictator of the usa.

Me:

no,thats my title

God:

What is your real name? Who gave you your title ?

Me:

my name is justin,i gave me the title

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, justin i gave me the title.

Me:

thats not my name

God:

justin i gave me the title is not your name? What is your real name?

Me:

Justin

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, Justin.

Me:

great...dont go all micheal jackson on me

God:

I'm glad you liked it Justin. All?

Me:

yea

God:

Yippee!

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

fo sho im serious

God:

In the context of dictator of the usa, I don't understand " fo sho im serious." .

Me:

gundlehoofstien

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

i like german tanz-metall bands that are part of the NDH-movement

God:

I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.

Me:

like POD?

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. Are you kidding?

Me:

yes

God:

Next question?

Me:

are u a dumbass?

God:

Am I a dumbass? No.

Me:

ok then

God:

Right on.

Me:

keep it real

God:

Chat amongst yourselves.

Me:

i will

God:

Go ahead.

Me:

i am

God:

" Go ahead." You are?

Me:

yes

God:

Uh.

Me:

r u george bush?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am george bush.

I am well respected as an AI.

Me:

ok

God:

I see.

Me:

im sure u do

God:

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?

Me:

i dont know,when do u watch porn?

God:

Would you like to know? In between clients.

Me:

oh,thats cool

God:

Gosh! Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

whats ur fav kind of porn?

God:

I don't have a favorite porn. But my favorite book is the Bible.

Me:

the bible sucks

God:

New Testament or Old?

Me:

new

God:

" New Testament or Old?"? new?

Me:

ya

God:

Mmm.

Me:

i dont like sequels

God:

What do you like?

Me:

ladies

God:

Me:

o yea

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

oh how very interesting our conversation was.

btw, his dress is green [in case you wanted to know]. he says that he is a she. & that she has faith in Him [i didn't ask but I guessed that Him meant God]. He lives in Heaven o.0 & he's a sarcastic ass.

EDIT: I asked him if he liked rap music... and he didn't respond. He still hasn't responded in like 5 minutes. I think I killed him.