Guest Wavy G Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky misadventures. What fun, eh? Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few laughs, right? There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a show, or what? Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him into believing that he's their butler. So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. Love, Wavy G. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. Wavy G mail me at: godsspeciallamb@gmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tim Weaver Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Wavy G wrote: > Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about > the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and > cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet > show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual > perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what > about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all > live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky > misadventures. What fun, eh? > > Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve > mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode > will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission > showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it > "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of > the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or > maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle > who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few > laughs, right? > > There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when > they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around > the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their > instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. > If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. > The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a > microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling > for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good > deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the > paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). > > A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over > town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed > for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a > fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that > might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a > stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops > off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions > and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a > show, or what? > > Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes > crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe > during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then > when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled > references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them > staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets > hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him > into believing that he's their butler. > > So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." This is the worst complaint, ever! < BANG! > You're DEAD! You're fuckin' DEAD! Whatd'ya gotta say about 'dat?!? Nothin', 'cause you're fuckin' DEAD! > Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. And you have a very pleasant day, too, baby. < huggles > -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catchme Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Wavy G wrote: > Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about > the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and > cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet > show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual > perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what > about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all > live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky > misadventures. What fun, eh? > > Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve > mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode > will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission > showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it > "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of > the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or > maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle > who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few > laughs, right? > > There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when > they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around > the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their > instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. > If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. > The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a > microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling > for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good > deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the > paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). > > A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over > town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed > for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a > fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that > might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a > stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops > off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions > and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a > show, or what? > > Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes > crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe > during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then > when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled > references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them > staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets > hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him > into believing that he's their butler. > > So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." > > Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. > > Love, > Wavy G. > monkees with a hardy boys/ fresh prince twist? too mundane, i think. the problem is that the employment of recognisable gags have become- i really hate to use overplayed words- cliche. note to self- find email app. that uses canadian spelling in spell check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavy G Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Dear, "catchme": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G wrote: >> Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about >> the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and >> cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet >> show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual >> perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what >> about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all >> live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky >> misadventures. What fun, eh? >> >> Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve >> mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode >> will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission >> showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it >> "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of >> the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or >> maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle >> who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few >> laughs, right? >> >> There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when >> they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around >> the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their >> instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. >> If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. >> The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a >> microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling >> for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good >> deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the >> paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). >> >> A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over >> town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed >> for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a >> fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that >> might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a >> stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops >> off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions >> and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a >> show, or what? >> >> Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes >> crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe >> during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then >> when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled >> references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them >> staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets >> hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him >> into believing that he's their butler. >> >> So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." >> >> Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. >> >> Love, >> Wavy G. >> >monkees with a hardy boys/ fresh prince twist? >too mundane, i think. >the problem is that the employment of recognisable gags have become- i >really hate to use overplayed words- cliche. You know, I hate to say this, but you're use of the phrase "overplayed words" is just a bit too...oh, I don't know, what's the term I'm searching for? >note to self- find email app. that uses canadian spelling in spell check! -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. Wavy G mail me at: godsspeciallamb@gmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slipped Moebius Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 On Feb 1, 3:47 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote: > Dear, "catchme": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > > > > >Wavy G wrote: > >> Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about > >> the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and > >> cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet > >> show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual > >> perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what > >> about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all > >> live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky > >> misadventures. What fun, eh? > > >> Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve > >> mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode > >> will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission > >> showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it > >> "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of > >> the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or > >> maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle > >> who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few > >> laughs, right? > > >> There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when > >> they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around > >> the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their > >> instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. > >> If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. > >> The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a > >> microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling > >> for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good > >> deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the > >> paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). > > >> A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over > >> town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed > >> for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a > >> fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that > >> might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a > >> stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops > >> off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions > >> and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a > >> show, or what? > > >> Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes > >> crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe > >> during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then > >> when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled > >> references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them > >> staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets > >> hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him > >> into believing that he's their butler. > > >> So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." > > >> Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. > > >> Love, > >> Wavy G. > > >monkees with a hardy boys/ fresh prince twist? > >too mundane, i think. > >the problem is that the employment of recognisable gags have become- i > >really hate to use overplayed words- cliche. > > You know, I hate to say this, but you're use of the phrase "overplayed > words" is just a bit too...oh, I don't know, what's the term I'm > searching for? je nais se quoi -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catchme Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "catchme": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >> Wavy G wrote: >>> Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about >>> the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and >>> cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet >>> show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual >>> perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what >>> about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all >>> live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky >>> misadventures. What fun, eh? >>> >>> Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve >>> mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode >>> will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission >>> showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it >>> "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of >>> the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or >>> maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle >>> who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few >>> laughs, right? >>> >>> There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when >>> they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around >>> the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their >>> instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. >>> If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. >>> The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a >>> microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling >>> for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good >>> deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the >>> paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). >>> >>> A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over >>> town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed >>> for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a >>> fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that >>> might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a >>> stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops >>> off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions >>> and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a >>> show, or what? >>> >>> Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes >>> crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe >>> during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then >>> when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled >>> references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them >>> staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets >>> hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him >>> into believing that he's their butler. >>> >>> So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." >>> >>> Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. >>> >>> Love, >>> Wavy G. >>> >> monkees with a hardy boys/ fresh prince twist? >> too mundane, i think. >> the problem is that the employment of recognisable gags have become- i >> really hate to use overplayed words- cliche. > > You know, I hate to say this, but you're use of the phrase "overplayed > words" is just a bit too...oh, I don't know, what's the term I'm > searching for? > >> note to self- find email app. that uses canadian spelling in spell check! > sorry, i critique on a post by post basis. despite the tendency to personalise in ng's, i dont see the point- i mean, everyone who posts here, even those who proclaim to hate each other- might be buying each other a pint per point in some bar watching a game and not know it. do i like you? hard to say. do i like your idea? well, thats the point of my post- im very skeptical. perhaps a better angle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:22:40 GMT, catchme <someone@somewhere.net> wrote: >Wavy G wrote: >> Dear, "catchme": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>> Wavy G wrote: >>>> Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about >>>> the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and >>>> cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet >>>> show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual >>>> perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what >>>> about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all >>>> live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky >>>> misadventures. What fun, eh? >>>> >>>> Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve >>>> mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode >>>> will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission >>>> showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it >>>> "band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of >>>> the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or >>>> maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle >>>> who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few >>>> laughs, right? >>>> >>>> There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when >>>> they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around >>>> the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their >>>> instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. >>>> If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. >>>> The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a >>>> microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling >>>> for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good >>>> deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the >>>> paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). >>>> >>>> A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over >>>> town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed >>>> for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a >>>> fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that >>>> might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a >>>> stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops >>>> off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions >>>> and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a >>>> show, or what? >>>> >>>> Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes >>>> crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe >>>> during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then >>>> when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled >>>> references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them >>>> staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets >>>> hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him >>>> into believing that he's their butler. >>>> >>>> So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." >>>> >>>> Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. >>>> >>>> Love, >>>> Wavy G. >>>> >>> monkees with a hardy boys/ fresh prince twist? >>> too mundane, i think. >>> the problem is that the employment of recognisable gags have become- i >>> really hate to use overplayed words- cliche. >> >> You know, I hate to say this, but you're use of the phrase "overplayed >> words" is just a bit too...oh, I don't know, what's the term I'm >> searching for? >> >>> note to self- find email app. that uses canadian spelling in spell check! >> >sorry, i critique on a post by post basis. >despite the tendency to personalise in ng's, i dont see the point- i >mean, everyone who posts here, even those who proclaim to hate each >other- might be buying each other a pint per point in some bar watching >a game and not know it. >do i like you? hard to say. >do i like your idea? well, thats the point of my post- im very skeptical. >perhaps a better angle? you're high, right? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:43:30 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >Okay, I know it's a good show, yes. But why does it have to be about >the Mafia? I think we can do without all that sex and violence and >cursing and references to Italian food. Why can't this be a nice, sweet >show which only vaguely alludes to the seedy underworld life and sexual >perversion? This is the kind of show we need. Or better yet, what >about a show about a zany Sixties rock band? THAT'S IT! They would all >live together in their studio apartment and have all sorts of wacky >misadventures. What fun, eh? > >Some of the things they do will be: audition for television shows, solve >mysteries, and adopt a pet gorilla! (All will be zany.) Each episode >will have some kind of lesson at the end, highlighted by an intermission >showcasing won (1) of the bands' (Is that correct? "Bands'"? Or is it >"band's"? Thanks.) songs, in a music video-style format. Maybe won of >the guys will have a girlfriend who's always getting in the way. Or >maybe not. (you tell me???) Won (1) of the guys could have an uncle >who's a witch doctor. That right there ought to be good for a few >laughs, right? > >There will be a lot of funny sight gags like, the phone rings and when >they go to pick it up, it's a banana. (LOL.) They will drive around >the neighbourhood in their convertible car, while playing their >instruments. The lead singer will drive, so as not to cause accidents. >If the singer has a tambourine solo, then the bass player will drive. >The car will not be a stick-shift. Maybe they can just have a >microphone mounted onto the steering column, so as to make less fumbling >for the singer. The drummer will NOT drive. Maybe they will do good >deeds like help the neighbourhood kid deliver the most papers in the >paperboy contest (since he doesn't have a dad, he looks up to them). > >A funny segment will be the guys chasing after the gorilla all over >town, to the tune of some zany music. This will be filmed at high-speed >for maximum humour. Imagine these guys chasing a gorilla through a >fancy restaurant, or hotel lobby at HIGH SPEED! Some funny things that >might happen: a fat lady faints and a waiter runs over to fan her with a >stack of menus; a sophisticated older man wearing a monocle that pops >off when he sees the zany sight; the chef in the kitchen cutting onions >and crying (unrelated gag). Do you think this is a good idea for a >show, or what? > >Instead of being poignant, it will just be cute and wacky. Sometimes >crude. Sexual innuendos can get a lot of mileage in comedy. Maybe >during a funny chase sequence, they can run by a pretty girl and then >when they're gone, her dress is missing. There will be only veiled >references to drug abuse and suicide. Won (1) episode could have them >staying at a haunted mansion. Another idea is that won of the guys gets >hit on the head and gets a case of amnesia, and the other guys fool him >into believing that he's their butler. > >So to sum up, this is my complaint about "The Sopranos." > >Bye bye, oh and enjoy your day! I love all of you. > >Love, >Wavy G. i dont even watch the dumb show. so id just like to say i didnt read a single ~word~ of your bitching, wavy g. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bertie the Bunyip Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in news:X3Poj.89385$K27.34396 @bignews6.bellsouth.net: > > You'e not real bright, are you Mike? Bertie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gregvk Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:fo1em8$3jo$6 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in news:X3Poj.89385$K27.34396 > @bignews6.bellsouth.net: > >> >> > > You'e not real bright, are you Mike? Why does Mikey keep posting empty articles? He forget how to use his newsreader or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bertie the Bunyip Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A385B51AD608A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1: > Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:fo1em8$3jo$6 > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > >> "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in news:X3Poj.89385$K27.34396 >> @bignews6.bellsouth.net: >> >>> >>> >> >> You'e not real bright, are you Mike? > > Why does Mikey keep posting empty articles? He forget how to use his > newsreader or something? > I don;'t know. Maybe he's a man of few words. Bertie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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