ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 He he he,yeah guys it's true.I have a grandma that is a NUN LOL,It's so funny.She lives in Italy.When my dad told me about her,I was on the floor laughing for a week!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nuns? I thought you were Muslim. They don't have nuns. Nuns are catholic. And not only that, I thought Nuns weren't supposed to reproduce, therefore making it impossible for them to have grand kids Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickOfTheLies4277 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 What kind of meat does a priest eat on friday??? Nun. Quote "Trying to bring back the truth which has been hijacked by political correctness in this country" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 He he he,yeah guys it's true.I have a grandma that is a NUN LOL,It's so funny.She lives in Italy.When my dad told me about her,I was on the floor laughing for a week!! Why exactly is that funny? She is serving her god as she fits...just like you wiping your cooter with a bottle of evian? I hardly see the humor in your post? I hate major religions like the next normal guy...But now your just making yourself look "nunsense" pardon the pun Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Why exactly is that funny? She is serving her god as she fits...just like you wiping your cooter with a bottle of evian? I hardly see the humor in your post? I hate major religions like the next normal guy...But now your just making yourself look "nunsense" pardon the pun No,I wasn't laughing at her being a NUN.I like Nuns,they cover up and protect their chastity.I was laughing at how my dad told me.We had finished praying in the mosque on eid day and we were standing outside and he said it.Out of the blue. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nuns? I thought you were Muslim. They don't have nuns. Nuns are catholic. And not only that, I thought Nuns weren't supposed to reproduce, therefore making it impossible for them to have grand kids She's not my direct grandma.She's my dad's mother's sister.She has no kids. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 AIG.....is your family of Arab descent? By the way....I am not trying to be funny.....I am curious. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 She's not my direct grandma.She's my dad's mother's sister.She has no kids. She's your Aunt. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 She's your Aunt. HUH? How is she my aunt? Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 AIG.....is your family of Arab descent? By the way....I am not trying to be funny.....I am curious. No, my family is of pure somali descent. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 HUH? How is she my aunt? Grandmother's sister is a "Great Aunt" in texas... Spleef is correct... she's your aunt. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spleefman Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 No, my family is of pure somali descent. Oh...ok. Was your AUNT (that's just what she is)...was she raised Muslim, did she convert to Catholisism. Just wondering. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8bc962002bac637c66784161e5fa6d15.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Oh...ok. Was your AUNT (that's just what she is)...was she raised Muslim, did she convert to Catholisism. Just wondering. Grandma's sister in Africa is my Grandma.I guess she was raised a muslim coz both her parents were muslims.I don't really know the details of what happened.But she went to Italy and became a nun,out of the blue.I don't think she told anyone why. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 She's your great aunt. Not your grandmother. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 She's your great aunt. Not your grandmother. Hey,I'm not in Texas.I'm african,so I follow the african way.Can you drop it,she's my grandma,sheesh! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 What the hell does that have to do with Texas?? She isn't your grandmother because she's not your father's mother. Sheesh. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Grandmother's sister is a "Great Aunt" in texas... Spleef is correct... she's your aunt. MRIH,said it. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 It's not just great aunt in TX. I live in NE USA and it's the same here. And it's the same in Cuba as well. So was always my understanding it was universal. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 It's not just great aunt in TX. I live in NE USA and it's the same here. And it's the same in Cuba as well. So was always my understanding it was universal. Yep it was that way in nebraska, and now being in minneapolis its that way here too.....i asked a couple of canadians that question last night too...and Great aunt is what they told me as well! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 It's not just great aunt in TX. I live in NE USA and it's the same here. And it's the same in Cuba as well. So was always my understanding it was universal. Yeah I guess USA and Cuba is universal Anyway fuck that,the woman's a NUN,now drop it will ya.sheesh Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 You are a stupid bitch. FINE it is used in Western cultures. Is that better? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Cat Fight! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 I better watch out she might have an oozie underneath that burka! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Ooooo now there's a home run if I ever felt one! Careful, she might "blow up"! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Ooooo now there's a home run if I ever felt one! Careful, she might "blow up"! Bring it on Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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