My Ultimate Survey

[Hahninator]

I did this in my Honors American Lit class today. I have a great teacher that is really smart, and I loved it. I couldn't even answer some of them. Check this out. You can include short explanations after them if you want because that makes it interesting and we did that too.

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

Try it!

 

[tsinoitcelfer]

Number 10, i'd say "Holy **** I'm gonna die in 10 minutes!"

 

[Hahninator]

Try and answer them all

 

[DarknessLover]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

Hm, i'd have to say in Canada, since like everyone is poor there.

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

My sense to hear, so I could still enjoy my music!

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?

Atticus Finch, from To Kill a Mocking Bird

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

LoMein, CHINESE FOOD FOR THE WORLD

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Leonardo DaVinci, since he is like amazing, and was a GENIUS!

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

Another life

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

Rapist probably *****...or a mass murderer.

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

"Y'all can suck my big salty vanilla *****!"

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

George Bush ftw!

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

WHAT THE ****! KILL GEORGE BUSH QUCK SOMEONE NOW!!!

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

1-4

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

Alaska, they are technically Canadian!

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

Connor Sorvilla, with a tack thing!

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

Brendon Small!!!! I don't get that question

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

Hilary Clinton...so she has no chance in the political race.

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

Reflectionist lol

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Who the **** said I am going to heaven!!!!!

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

Uh Michael Jackson

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

J-Lo!

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

I'd be a fly in your. And lay my eggs that will rise from the dead

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

Uhm...My ex girlfriend lol

 

[Peterdea]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

The town I live in, the stupid people wouldn't notice me if i walked into their houses and stole food and all that ****.

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

Sight

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?


Kantaro!

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

A massive Italian meal

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Gandalf!!!!!! oh wait... Attila The Hun! whup whup whup!

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

a fully sick afterlife!

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

serial killer

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

Kiss my ***!

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

TROTTER!!! GRR!

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

I'd would grab a camera and do as much of what I've always wanted in 10 minutes

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

wouldn't change how it is now!

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?


pht I don't give a **** which one, it'd be fun no matter which one!

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

Trotter. I'd stab his feet so he slowly bled to death. I hate him so friking bad!

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

Matt Hardy... and of the people I know, probably Ash... He can do similar stuff to Matt Hardy

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

Akon... if not... Timbaland

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

Tavis...

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Matt Hardy, that'd be sweet, he's a legend!

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

Michael Fox. Never seen him sad or angry in all the years I've known him...

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

Rihanna! lol

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

Wolf

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

Rihanna!

 

[GraDoN]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?


Switzrland

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?


Sight

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?


Barry Zuckerkorn

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?


Boere kos (meat, mass and veggies)

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?


Jesus

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?


Jesus

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?


Car robber

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?


You should see USA now

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?


uhm... Robert Mugabe

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?


"Guess thats it eh"

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?


everyday.

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?


LA

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill


them?


Robert Mugabe, with a a sniper

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?


Wisdom

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?


lol... Jacob Zuma

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?


Our president


17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?


Gerrie steyl

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?


Elke Burger


19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)


Jessica Alba? lol

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?


a Lion


21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?


Megan Fox :>

 

[Jeezy]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

Orlando Florida...because at least there will be no snow

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

To hear...for obvious reasons

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?

Chuck Norris...because he would kick everyone's ***

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

Nr. 21 at the local chinese restaurant

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Martin Luther King..because he's the most influencial person I know

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

Wow...being featured on a Jay Z album

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

A drug dealer like Frank Lucas...without the snitching...lol

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

Do it better next time

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

Honestly...I can't answer that

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

I would tell my mom that I love her

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

Every day

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

Michigan

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

I would kill 50 Cent....like a sniper...just to earn his fame

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

Jay Z....a person I know?....there's no one that talented here

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

We have a tv host here-...she's annoying...I would like to see her shut up

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

Ref

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Shakira....watching that *** walk in front of me

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

Marie

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

Jessica Alba

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

A puma

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

Someone I personally know?

Marie

 

[MrsBennington-Delson]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?


somewhere in Croatia bc I got my whole fam there so wouldn't be a big problem to have a home again lol

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?


Sight I guess...

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?


hmm... my brother

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?


fruit salad if that is a meal lol

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?


uhm... Leonidas, guy from Sparta

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?


stopping wars forever

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?


lol killer? nah... I'd prolly be a lil thief

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?


Kill Adolf when he's on earth

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?


I don't know... hmm...

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?


I'd tell my family that I love them and that I'll take care of them when I'm up there chillin with Elvis etc

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?


everyday lol

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?


I don't even know them all

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?


hmm... gosh me killing a person is like Georg Bush wearing a ballet costume lol

well... uhm... oh... I know... that one guy... son of a *****! I'd first cut off his ***** then replace them with his eyes, cut out his tongue and then put it into his *** and then let him bleed out -.-

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?


Talent? ***...lol Ne-Yo... I'd want to write songs like he does lol

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?


that guy from Tokio Hotel, Bill... lol

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?


hmm... Ellena I guess...

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?


Brad Delson lol

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?


uhm myself? lol jk

Jojo

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be?


*****!!!! Mark Zuckerberg!! xD

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?


bald eagle

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?


Dave Grohl!!!!!!

 

[Stenners]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? Prison innit, just do alot of illegal **** but wont do any killing

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Sight

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? Dan

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

Pizza, you can change the toppings as it's still a pizza meal

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Hugh Heffner

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

The happiness of my friends and family

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Billy The Kidd?

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

Don't do it! You can own a gun but get arrested for owning a plant? REEEETARDED

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

Someone I really hate *no names*

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I would just be devestated in shock and say nothing

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? At LEAST once a week

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

Florida... they are gonna go soon

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

Accidently, I havent the heart...

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Isaac Brock, I love his guitar playing style &

lyrics

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

Mika

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? Pete, in a good way

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Someone with the firmest *** in the shortest shorts

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

Adam

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) Someone with a short skirt that I can sneak a peak with, I'm a ******

dog, i need to be entertained somehow!

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? Woodpecker

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? FiFi or Megan, they are both AWESOOOOME, though not amazingly attractive

To Darkness-Lover, how stereotypical can your awnsers get dude! Canada > America

 

[crazy robster]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

The town I live in People are so friendly and kind someone would definitely provide accommodation for me EVEN if they didn't know me at all

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

Sight

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?


My boyfriend. If I got sentenced he'd proly kill everybody so there would be no one to put me in jail LMAO

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

Pilafi!! (Greek dish, ask my sis about it or google it)

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Lord Byron

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?


My sister's well-being

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

Robber

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

You should have known better

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

what? Errrr...Paris Hilton

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

"Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest..." *dies*

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

Every day cause I wuv em ^^

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?


One state? Meh I don't have issues with a particular state...

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

Honest? George Bush because one person's stupidity makes the whole planet suffer. A lot of people would be happy about me killing him, trust me. I'd prolly tie him on a pole and burn him, I hate blood...

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

Celebrity:John Lennon, Person I know: My sis, she is the best writer ever

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

James Blunt...I mean Jesus...I'd rather hear an 80-year-old lady sing than him...

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

My ex...>

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Rob and then after we both entered heaven we'd lock the door. Yay

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

A friend of mine I met during my studies...not gonna mention any names none of you will be able to read it anyway...

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

Joel Madden OMG if he treated me like he treats his real dog I'd be blissful!!

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

Lion

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

My neighbour...LOL

 

[Black_Angel]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

Wazza cause I could bribe people for money and hang out with the Big Issue lady at weekends.

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

Sight.

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?

Kirruns' sister cause she's a genius at law.

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

Erm pizza!

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Shakespeare!

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

The lives of my family and friends.

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

A sort-of femme fatale mass murderer.

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

Errrrr

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

So it's like who would I kill? I don't particularly want to kill anyone!

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

I'd cry and would probably not even tell anyone cause it'd be too hard.

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

Probs like a couple of times a week.

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

I don't particularly care for America.

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

My ex-boyfriend, I'd tie him up and castrate him slowly then laugh manically then like I dunno bash him over the head with something lol.

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

My friend Tasha cause she's dead smart.

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

******* Kate Nash >_< Or Amy Winehouse!

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

The ex lolz.

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

Jared Leto... mmmm.

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

Josh, he's lovely.

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

Matt Bellamy hahahha

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

A hippo? lol.

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

Unromantically, Ollie because we act like a married couple most of the time anyway haha.

 

[Friðbjörn]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?


probably some small town in east iceland

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?


hearing, I really live for music

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?


Kofi Annan

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?


something with nurtritial variety

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?


gandhi

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?


I would give my life if it would put sense in the minds of people

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?


hmm pick your poison. there's loads of things that are useful now that are considered illegal. I guess I would be a chameleon. anything technically illegal that helps people against the corruption of this terrible world, I'd do

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?


you did a terrible job.

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?


hmm someone who should die...Bush, definitely. but I'd obviously prefer a younger heart, so I'd pick someone of the young neo-libertarians in my area.

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?


I shall now see my fathers, and I shall finally understand what you don't make sense of in life on the earth.

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?


1-2 times a week maybe

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?


texas

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?


since I took a young heart, I'd kill bush.

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?


the courage of someone like MLK. if someone I knew, I'd have the way with words my dad has

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?


there's this libertarian guy around here who can't shut up...

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?


probably my best friend

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?


probably this girl...

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?


see #17

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)


yes so do I lol

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?


something that can fly, like a bird

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?


no idea

 

[Ravynlee]

1.If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick?

In the backyard of Tony Sopranos House - the way they eat and live I’d be living like a billionaire anyway

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be?

Sight. I need to be able to see the computer/TV/mobile phone screen or I may as well be dead period

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be?

Whoever represented OJ Simpson - cause even if I did do it I’m sure to get away with it :spiteful:

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be?

Anything covered in chocolate - I have a sweet palate


5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be?

Nostradamus

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be?

My beliefs - depends on the circumstance.

Besides when I die I’m already saving a few others with my organs so maybe that in itself is a kind of cause anyway

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become?

Hit-man, no hesitation

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them?

The future

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be?

You mean to keep? And I’m only allowed to pick one? Pass. I cant answer this satisfactorily in under 2000 words for starters

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything?

I would be questioning my original diagnosis and trying to reason my way out of it - in other words, just what I’d be doing prior to my expiration. That or cry - for the life yet to live that will never be, for all the bad I've done and for my mum. She’s suffered enough damnit

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick?

My mum, at least once a week. My biological dad once only to get some things off my chest. My brother - when ever he’s not busy playing golf. The rest can take numbers. haha

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be?

Again, just one?! Haha - I’m kidding. I’ll say California. Why? Cause then Rob’s homeless and he has to come live with me. That and there’s more than enough **** in the world without Hollywood adding to it

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them?

What’s with the limitations?! Jesus, that depends on my moodswing. Ordinarily I’d say Paris or Brittney but right now if I had to choose - the moron that’s been ******** around with my bank account. How? If I explained it here in a public forum it could be used against me in a court of law

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then?

Ghandi - the man saw the good in everything and learned to live with it in relative peace and harmony, what’s not to envy there?

Of someone I know? I don’t know. A girl from work. She attracts guys like bees to honey - sucks to be around her when she’s drawing a crowd. Sucks to be around her period, if only cause she's... well... everything I'm not in a manner of speaking.

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be?

Johnny Howard - there’s enough Greenhouse Gasses on the planet thanks Mr Prime Minister

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them?

An old best friend. I wont mention names but its almost painful to realise how people reveal their true faces from behind their masks in due time - kinda like Donkey's analogy of Ogres in Shrek the movie 8P

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven?

This question is kind of irrelevant seeing as how I’m headed south at the end of this journey, but for the sake of argument I’d say Linkin Park of course. Why? Why not?! Who hasn’t seen an episode of LPTV that hasn’t made you laugh cringe and stare in confused wonder sometimes? I think the line will be long, I’ll be looking for entertainment. And if all else fails I get to grope Rob and blame people pushing behind us ^^

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know?

MY SIS!! Without question

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb)

Hmm - Oprah. I want to be in her will and benefit substantially when she dies. Plus she gives away some good stuff on her shows - greed is a powerful motivator 8P

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be?

Cat. Independent. Primal. Crave affection on their own terms and are creatures of the night. Or - get to lay around and sleep all day. Play in long grass chasing bugs. Live clean. Cleanish. ****. I want to come back as my own cat in my next life. They’ve got a hard life my babies haha

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be?

**** if I know. I’m not a firm believer in the sanctimony of marriage anyway.

If someone held a gun to my head I’d have to say yes, regardless who I suppose. I dunno. Actor Clancy Brown. And why do I say that? Cause I watched Carnivale earlier and if someone’s gonna threaten me enough into marriage it’d be that giant.

 

[Numb_Papercut]

1. If you had to be homeless for one year and you could pick where you could be homeless, where would you pick? I'd live in a shopping centre and steal food and clothing. xD

2. If you had to keep only one of your senses, which one would it be? Hearing for music and conversation.

3. If you were on trial and you could pick one person to represent you, who would it be? An asslicker who would do anything I would tell them.

4. If you had to eat one meal the rest of your life, 3 times a day, forever, what would it be? Cottage pie with pizza on the side.

5. If you could ask one person in history for advice, who would it be? HITLER

6. If you could give your life for one thing, what would it be? The lives of my heroes/loved ones.

7. If you turned to a life of crime and had to become a criminal, what kind of criminal would you become? Supervillain..

8. If you could tell the Founding Fathers of the USA one thing, what would you tell them? Let me live in your country, England sucks.

9. If you could have the heart of one person, who would it be? Remember, this person would die because they would have no heart. This is in a literal sense. Who would it be? I would say someone I hate but they have no heart not to like me. xD Um, someone already dead......dunno who.

10. If you were going to die in 10 minutes, what would you say? What would you confess, if anything? I'm boring, nothing to confess. I'd just shout **** you to my parents.

11. If you could choose how many times you saw your own parents in a year, how many times would you pick? Twice, birthday and Christmas for presents then I could leave.

12. If you could eliminate one US state from the face of the map, what state would it be? I have no problem with any states...

13. If you could kill one person in the entire world, who would it be and how would you kill them? Just one?! Unfair. I'd basically pretend I was gonna kill myself then pull out a machine gun and kill everyone else.

14. If you could have the talent of one person in the world, who would it be? What if it was the talent of one person you knew - who would it be then? Lyn-z, as she is my inspiration.

15. If you could remove the vocal chords of one person for one year (365 days), who would it be? Mariah freakin' Carey/

16. Of everyone you know, who now ended up being the furthest from the first impression you got of them? This ***** who I thought was the coolest person I'd ever met, turned out she was a stuck-up spoilt brat.

17. If you had an opportunity to pick, who would you be behind in line at the door to heaven? I don't believe in heaven.

18. Who is the single most charming person that always has a smile on their face that you know? This girl I used to know used to smile ALL THE TIME and it was a scary smile too, she used to be sad but keep on grinning. I wanted to punch her as cute as she was.

19. If you could be the lapdog for one person in the world, who would it be? (I thought this question was kinda dumb) I don't understand..

20. If you could be one animal, what animal would you be? I wanna be a butterfly, no one ever suspects the butterfly. Coolest Bart Simpson quote ever, even though Butterfly's aren't animals. I'd be a panda.

21. Finally, if you were forced to marry someone *unromantically* you know right this very second, who would it be? My gay best friend Jamie, he's so much fun, he listens to me, gives me hugs and stuff, plus, um.....he has money. xD I'm not a gold-digger, really, I'm not.