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Onideus Mad Hatter
Guest
Because I know how much you all just LOVE hearing about me! ^__^
Here's a good one:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Jaba.jpg
I really was a very cute kid...heck I'm still cute! LOL
This is my favorite poster:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Kiss_Poster.jpg
I recently started a glove wearing trend...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Gloves.jpg
Don't go to work without them!
Moar of my incredible kyootness!
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Teh_Kyootness_Of_Me.jpg
....that was one stupid dog though, chewed everything, constantly. He
was one of those "designer" (read inbred) type dogs.
I had a VERY cool prom:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/My_Prom.jpg
Here's my class prom pic:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Class_Prom_Pic.swf
It's interactive! May take a minute to load.
My 8th birthday cake:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/8th_Birthday_Cake.jpg
I've always felt that my dad has essentially wasted much of his life
by not pursuing more artistic endeavors. He really is an incredible
person, with more skills and knowledge than even me. I think my
brother and I got most of our creativity from his side.
My grand-daddy:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Grandpa.jpg
LOL, he was cool.
I was teh mascott in high school:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_2.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_3.jpg
I started a tradition of naming the mascott for each person who wore
the suit. I was "Cardinal Bob". I was also the first mascott who was
simultaneously a member of the band. And boy lemme tell ya, it's
really not so easy to play drums in that freakin suit. Being the
mascott was the only way I could letter because all the sports
practices ran too long and I worked all throughout high school (at
this greasy little roadside cafe). It was a tough job, but I highly
enjoyed always having lots of money in high school. Needless to say
that fact also made me quite popular since I've never been very
stingy.
This was during senior year homecoming week, on "hippie day":
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_2.jpg
One of my uncles:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Uncle_Robert.jpg
We thought it'd be funny to dress him up like a wizard and take a
bunch of pictures. LOL Nothing in my family is very normal.
Awwww...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Baby_Hatter.jpg
I was also a very cute baby...with a full head of hair!
This was Keeristmas of...some year...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Keeristmas_1980_Something.jpg
I love my sister's "bed head" in that pic, very funny. ^__^
That's all for now. Enjoy all that is teh wonderful world 'o me...or
don't and get all spastically enraged about how much you covet a life
that you wish you could have had and respond by lashing out in a
violent, vindictive, verbal fit of kook ridden awesome...either way is
fine by me. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Here's a good one:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Jaba.jpg
I really was a very cute kid...heck I'm still cute! LOL
This is my favorite poster:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Kiss_Poster.jpg
I recently started a glove wearing trend...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Gloves.jpg
Don't go to work without them!
Moar of my incredible kyootness!
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Teh_Kyootness_Of_Me.jpg
....that was one stupid dog though, chewed everything, constantly. He
was one of those "designer" (read inbred) type dogs.
I had a VERY cool prom:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/My_Prom.jpg
Here's my class prom pic:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Class_Prom_Pic.swf
It's interactive! May take a minute to load.
My 8th birthday cake:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/8th_Birthday_Cake.jpg
I've always felt that my dad has essentially wasted much of his life
by not pursuing more artistic endeavors. He really is an incredible
person, with more skills and knowledge than even me. I think my
brother and I got most of our creativity from his side.
My grand-daddy:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Grandpa.jpg
LOL, he was cool.
I was teh mascott in high school:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_2.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_3.jpg
I started a tradition of naming the mascott for each person who wore
the suit. I was "Cardinal Bob". I was also the first mascott who was
simultaneously a member of the band. And boy lemme tell ya, it's
really not so easy to play drums in that freakin suit. Being the
mascott was the only way I could letter because all the sports
practices ran too long and I worked all throughout high school (at
this greasy little roadside cafe). It was a tough job, but I highly
enjoyed always having lots of money in high school. Needless to say
that fact also made me quite popular since I've never been very
stingy.
This was during senior year homecoming week, on "hippie day":
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Hatter_Hippie_2.jpg
One of my uncles:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Uncle_Robert.jpg
We thought it'd be funny to dress him up like a wizard and take a
bunch of pictures. LOL Nothing in my family is very normal.
Awwww...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Baby_Hatter.jpg
I was also a very cute baby...with a full head of hair!
This was Keeristmas of...some year...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Keeristmas_1980_Something.jpg
I love my sister's "bed head" in that pic, very funny. ^__^
That's all for now. Enjoy all that is teh wonderful world 'o me...or
don't and get all spastically enraged about how much you covet a life
that you wish you could have had and respond by lashing out in a
violent, vindictive, verbal fit of kook ridden awesome...either way is
fine by me. `, )
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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