New Year's Eve Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > > Baring: A ring that makes you nude.



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> > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.



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> > > Caring: Ring that gives you a conscience.



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> > > Clearing: Transparent ring.



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> > > Cheering: A happy ring.



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> > > Daring: Adventurous ring.



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> > > Earring: A ring sensitive to sound. See also Hearing.



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> > > Engineering: A ring that's a good mechanic.



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> > > Faring: A ring that believes in listening to all points of view



> before



> > > making a judgment.



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> > > Hearing: A ring that is sensitive to sound. See also Earring.



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> > > Jeering: An insulting ring.



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> > > Leering: A ring that stares rudely at women's *******.



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> > > Nearing: A ring close by.



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> > > Peering: A ring that looks at everything.



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> > > Rearing: A ring in back.



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> > > Searing: A very hot ring.



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> > > Tearing: A ring that comes apart.



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> > > Veering: A ring off course.



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> > > Warring: A violent ring.



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> > > Watering: A wet ring.



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> > A ringing ring then.



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> > Clattering: Sound of a badly cracked bell.



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> > Blaring: Bell that sounds the alarm when our ridiculous Prime


Minister


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> is in



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> > the vicinity,



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> > Cantering: Bell that pig-ignorant fascist bastards might use to


drown


> out



> > the sound of the marvelous liturgical singing you hear in a



> synagogue.



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> Airing: Ring that makes air.



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Air Ronnie Gee's Tring: A town where bicycle bells are made which is

owned

by a named pilot in the RAF where everyone likes the second movement

of

Bach's Orchestral Suite No.3.

Goring: Circle of Nazis.

 
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