Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>Aratzio wrote: >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>> bloviated: >>> >>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>>> hmmmph. >>>>> >>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>> >>>> you need a vacation. >>> >>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >> >> >> >>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. > > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the counter. And there were no flowers on the counter. It wasn't just the customers. I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell called Hangtown Fries. B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest knoxy Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Brian Mailman wrote: > dave hillstrom wrote: > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman > ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > > > > Aratzio wrote: > >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > bloviated: > > > > > >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: > > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo > > > > > > > > > > > > hmmmph. > > > > > > > > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. > > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with > > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and > > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no > > > > > > need specify. > > > > > > > > > > you need a vacation. > > > > > > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > > > > > > > > > > > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the > > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that > > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in > > > there, on the 20th day of night. > > > > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. > > There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the > counter. > > And there were no flowers on the counter. > > It wasn't just the customers. > > I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed > psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, > probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming > "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" > Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were little baby dinosaurs. Hey, that could be a new episode of Primeval. > > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? > > Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with > scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On > my brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet > shell called Hangtown Fries. > > B/ -- . \ /| | , , __ __. _ .- , . / | ___ | / |' `. .' \ \,' | ` /__| ___\ |-< | | | | /\ | | @@ e\ / / \_ / | `._.' / \ `---|. @@@ { / \___/ @@.-<.-----__/ / / ) )--./-/' knoxy `.\) ( mhm34x10 .>) \ smeeter #6 / \ #6 on mimus wanted poster list / | Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 J | Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 __`-._____/_\ ___________________________________________________ ` made by VK knoxy@post.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com... > dave hillstrom wrote: > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > > >>Aratzio wrote: > >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > >>> bloviated: > >>> > >>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman > >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo > >>>>> > >>>>> hmmmph. > >>>>> > >>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam > >>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. > >>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken > >>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. > >>>> > >>>> you need a vacation. > >>> > >>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > >> > >> > >> > >>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard > >>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it > >>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. > > > > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. > > There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the counter. > > And there were no flowers on the counter. > > It wasn't just the customers. > > I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed psychosis.... > he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, probably about 20 > dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE > DINOSAURS!!!" > > > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? > > Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with > scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my > brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell > called Hangtown Fries. That sounds yummy! Smee > > B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 knoxy wrote: > Brian Mailman wrote: > >> dave hillstrom wrote: >> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> > >> > > Aratzio wrote: >> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> bloviated: >> > > > >> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> > > > > >> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >> > > > > > >> > > > > > hmmmph. >> > > > > > >> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >> > > > > > need specify. >> > > > > >> > > > > you need a vacation. >> > > > >> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >> > >> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >> >> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >> counter. >> >> And there were no flowers on the counter. >> >> It wasn't just the customers. >> >> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >> > Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were > little baby dinosaurs. I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote: > "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message > news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com... >> dave hillstrom wrote: >> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >> >> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with >> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my >> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell >> called Hangtown Fries. > > That sounds yummy! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >knoxy wrote: >> Brian Mailman wrote: >> >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> > >>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>> bloviated: >>> > > > >>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> > > > > >>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>> > > > > > need specify. >>> > > > > >>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>> > > > >>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>> > >>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>> >>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>> counter. >>> >>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>> >>> It wasn't just the customers. >>> >>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>> >> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >> little baby dinosaurs. > >I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. > >The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>knoxy wrote: >>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>> >>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> > >>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> bloviated: >>>> > > > >>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>> > > > >>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>> > >>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>> >>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>> counter. >>>> >>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>> >>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>> >>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>> >>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>> little baby dinosaurs. >> >>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >> >>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. > > so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? > Do you like egg salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>knoxy wrote: >>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>> >>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> > >>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> bloviated: >>>>> > > > >>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> > > > > >>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>> > > > > >>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>> > > > >>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> > > >>>>> > > >>>>> > > >>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>> > >>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>> >>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>> counter. >>>>> >>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>> >>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>> >>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>> >>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>> >>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>> >>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >> >> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >> >Do you like egg salad? well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mimus Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >> dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>> knoxy wrote: >>>> >>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> > >>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>> > > > > >>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>> > >>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>> > story. >>>>>> >>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>> counter. >>>>>> >>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>> >>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>> >>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>> >>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>> >>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>> shift. >>>> >>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>> >>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >> >> Do you like egg salad? > > well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the manager . . . . Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You _absolute_ _bitch_! you ate my rat! < _Lexx_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> > >>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>> > > > > >>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > >>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>> > >>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>> >>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>> counter. >>>>>> >>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>> >>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>> >>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>> >>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>> >>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>> >>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>> >>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>> >>Do you like egg salad? > > well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. Salade Astaire. B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 mimus wrote: > On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>> knoxy wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>>> > story. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>> >>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>>> >>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>>> shift. >>>>> >>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>> >>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>> >>> Do you like egg salad? >> >> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. > > I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the > manager . . . . Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time... <shrug> > Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always 2:30am in there. B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 mimus wrote: > Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain. B/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mimus Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > mimus wrote: > >> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> knoxy wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>>>> > story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>> >>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>>>> shift. >>>>>> >>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>> >>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>> >>>> Do you like egg salad? >>> >>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >> >> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the >> manager . . . . > > Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time... > <shrug> > >> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > > As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always > 2:30am in there. I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . . <sigh> <flashback> <gag> -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 I'll tell you what I hate, though. I hate those commercials where you have to eat something. < _Thirty Seconds_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mimus Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > mimus wrote: > >> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > > PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by > Anthony Bourdain. <warily> Might I? or might I equally not? -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Give me some garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic! < _The Devil is an Ass_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > >> mimus wrote: >> >>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: >>> >>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> knoxy wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>>>>> > story. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>>>>> shift. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>>> >>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>> >>>>> Do you like egg salad? >>>> >>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >>> >>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the >>> manager . . . . >> >> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time... >> <shrug> >> >>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >> >> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always >> 2:30am in there. > >I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat >anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . . > ><sigh> > ><flashback> > ><gag> what about those benny hanna places? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message news:13uidsdi02d88e0@news.supernews.com... > mimus wrote: > > > Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > > PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by > Anthony Bourdain. I read that. He gives some pretty good tips on what NOT to order on Monday. Smee > > B/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:19:23 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > >> mimus wrote: >> >>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >> >> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >> Anthony Bourdain. > ><warily> > >Might I? or might I equally not? i, thankfully, am completely illiterate. so i may ~easily~ remain in uninformed bliss! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >mimus wrote: > >> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > >PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >Anthony Bourdain. chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>> >>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>>> >>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>>> >>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>> >>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>> >>>Do you like egg salad? >> >> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. > >Salade Astaire. pass. what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote: >> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message >> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com... >>> dave hillstrom wrote: > >>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>> >>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with >>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my >>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell >>> called Hangtown Fries. >> >> That sounds yummy! > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >bloviated: > >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>> >>>hmmmph. >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >> >>you need a vacation. > >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo next to the trout stream. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ah Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Aratzio wrote: > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > got double secret probation for writing: > >>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>Aratzio wrote: >>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> >>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>> >>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>> >>>>> you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>> >>> >>> >>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >> >>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >> >>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? > > Scallops is better. How do you roll oysters in scallops? -- ah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aratzio Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:15:29 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>bloviated: >> >>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve >>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>> >>>you need a vacation. >> >>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > >lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo >next to the trout stream. In Montana? Are you outta your fucking mind. err, nevermind. carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aratzio Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> bloviated: >Aratzio wrote: >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> got double secret probation for writing: >> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>> >>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>> >>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>> >>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>> >>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >> >> Scallops is better. > >How do you roll oysters in scallops? You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>> >>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>>>> >>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>> >>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>> >>>>Do you like egg salad? >>> >>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >> >>Salade Astaire. > > pass. > > what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? Salmon Astaire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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