November 27 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:421A833C.89A86BDE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> > Michael Balarama wrote:



> >



> > > A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank



> > > manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones,



> > > who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."



> > >



> > > The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will



> > > be tried as soon as we catch him."



> >



> > Whose vault is that?



>



> A gang of criminals who only ever stole from the very best high-class



> financial establishments and when finally caught were charged with bank



> snobbery!


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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E6047.C912346@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>



> nemo wrote:



>



> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:421A833C.89A86BDE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > > Michael Balarama wrote:



> > >



> > > > A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank



> > > > manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones,



> > > > who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."



> > > >



> > > > The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will



> > > > be tried as soon as we catch him."



> > >



> > > Whose vault is that?



> >



> > A gang of criminals who only ever stole from the very best high-class



> > financial establishments and when finally caught and charged with bank



> > snobbery!



>



> VAT: Tax on containers.


Or an extra charge made by east European prostitutes for Vear And Tear.

 
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