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Tim Bruening
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:426CA06B.85189549@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Steve Siegfried wrote:
> >
> > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
> > > something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
> > > decides to buy her a cell phone.
> > >
> > > She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and
> > > explains to her all the features on the phone.
> > >
> > > The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and
> > > it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says. "How do you like your
> > > new phone?"
> > >
> > > She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice
> > > is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't
> > > understand."
> > >
> > > "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
> > >
> > > "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
> >
> > Wall Mart: Where support structures are sold.
> >
> > Walrus: The Russian branch of that chain.
> >
>
> Good pun! Give that manatee shirt!
>
> Sea-lion: Untruthful ocean.
Spicy: Ocean of pepper, salt, oregano, cinnamon, basil, etc.
Peppering: Ring that makes you sneeze.
Summer Salt: Spice that makes one flip, and opposite of Winter Pepper.
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:426CA06B.85189549@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Steve Siegfried wrote:
> >
> > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
> > > something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
> > > decides to buy her a cell phone.
> > >
> > > She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and
> > > explains to her all the features on the phone.
> > >
> > > The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and
> > > it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says. "How do you like your
> > > new phone?"
> > >
> > > She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice
> > > is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't
> > > understand."
> > >
> > > "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
> > >
> > > "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
> >
> > Wall Mart: Where support structures are sold.
> >
> > Walrus: The Russian branch of that chain.
> >
>
> Good pun! Give that manatee shirt!
>
> Sea-lion: Untruthful ocean.
Spicy: Ocean of pepper, salt, oregano, cinnamon, basil, etc.
Peppering: Ring that makes you sneeze.
Summer Salt: Spice that makes one flip, and opposite of Winter Pepper.