November 27 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:426CA06B.85189549@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > Steve Siegfried wrote:



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> > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife



> > > something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he



> > > decides to buy her a cell phone.



> > >



> > > She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and



> > > explains to her all the features on the phone.



> > >



> > > The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and



> > > it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says. "How do you like your



> > > new phone?"



> > >



> > > She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice



> > > is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't



> > > understand."



> > >



> > > "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.



> > >



> > > "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"



> >



> > Wall Mart: Where support structures are sold.



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> > Walrus: The Russian branch of that chain.



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> Good pun! Give that manatee shirt!



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> Sea-lion: Untruthful ocean.


Spicy: Ocean of pepper, salt, oregano, cinnamon, basil, etc.

Peppering: Ring that makes you sneeze.

Summer Salt: Spice that makes one flip, and opposite of Winter Pepper.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:426CA06B.85189549@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > >



> > > Steve Siegfried wrote:



> > >



> > > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife



> > > > something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he



> > > > decides to buy her a cell phone.



> > > >



> > > > She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and



> > > > explains to her all the features on the phone.



> > > >



> > > > The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and



> > > > it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says. "How do you like your



> > > > new phone?"



> > > >



> > > > She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice



> > > > is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't



> > > > understand."



> > > >



> > > > "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.



> > > >



> > > > "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"



> > >



> > > Wall Mart: Where support structures are sold.



> > >



> > > Walrus: The Russian branch of that chain.



> > >



> >



> > Good pun! Give that manatee shirt!



> >



> > Sea-lion: Untruthful ocean.



>



> Spicy: Ocean of pepper, salt, oregano, cinnamon, basil, etc.



>



> Peppering: Ring that makes you sneeze.



>



> Summer Salt: Spice that makes one flip, and opposite of Winter Pepper.


Salt ain't a spice! It's a mini-rail. Sodium Claw Ride!

Ice up hose (brrr!) a Winter Sault would be in involuntary flip caused by

losing your footing on the frosty ground!

Footing: A bell that gives the alarm when any WW2 UFOs appear.

 
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