November 29 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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Asylum: Donkey political refugee.

Babel: Bell that speaks many languages.

Babble: Sheep/bull that speaks gibberish.

Bedeck: Part of an apine ship.

Beefy: Price of an apine/bull crossbreed.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Asylum: Donkey political refugee.



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> Babel: Bell that speaks many languages.



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> Babble: Sheep/bull that speaks gibberish.



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> Bedeck: Part of an apine ship.



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> Beefy: Price of an apine/bull crossbreed.


Beefors Gun: Rather an overkill way of killing apines!

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4930D30E.AFE82E43@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> Asylum: Donkey political refugee.



>



> Babel: Bell that speaks many languages.



>



> Babble: Sheep/bull that speaks gibberish.



>



> Bedeck: Part of an apine ship.



>



> Beefy: Price of an apine/bull crossbreed.


Imp Hoss e-bull!: An online male bovine who has turned the big fellah in

Bonanza into a mischievous goblin!

Dee Diddle-eeDiddle-eeDiddle-ee Deee Dumm Dummm . . .

Blimey! Somebody's lettin off wirefirks! Must be Ewe Near or sumtin!

Sod Haggis! I'm gonna cook some nice tasty pasta in a minute. Well, in a

couple of pans actually, **** chew Noah tie mean! A nice heavy Le Creuset

saut? pan and an even heavier saucepan. ?108s' worth.

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and done VERY well!

That's not to mention the Phillips blender and 22" HD TV, the Panasonic DVD

recorder, Canon printer, Zanussi stove, and a nice desk-top drawer chest all

in the last month! No. I ain't been thievin'. It's called saving!

All from http://www.johnlewis.com/

Have a loo crowned!

 
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