November 29 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:3FAB4D25.2E6EBA2C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> <unsnip>


> > When I used to act, I nevered borrowed other peep holes ties...


> > I always drank my ties...


> >


> And when the part called for the lighting of a paraffin (kerosene)

lamp - I


> always drank my Tilly of a good, strong ale!


>


> > Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.


>


> Cantcer: Ditto kniggit but impotent.


>


> The fur on his shield was even painted upside-down!

Transfer: Hair that moves.

Pen-T-M: Pen that only writes Ms and Ts.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4930D31D.65C8B9AC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:3FAB4D25.2E6EBA2C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > <unsnip>


> > > When I used to act, I nevered borrowed other peep holes ties...


> > > I always drank my ties...


> > >


> > And when the part called for the lighting of a paraffin (kerosene)


> lamp - I


> > always drank my Tilly of a good, strong ale!


> >


> > > Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.


> >


> > Cantcer: Ditto kniggit but impotent.


> >


> > The fur on his shield was even painted upside-down!


>


> Transfer: Hair that moves.


>


> Pen-T-M: Pen that only writes Ms and Ts.

We over here used to get tuppence on our MTs years ago when I was litule.

Very early recycling it was.

Pens were still expensive though.

Expensive: Wire mesh device for separating small bits from larger ones from

smashed-up writing instruments.