Once upon a time........The neverending story

[phreakwars]

Once upon a time,

There was a man named ****

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And Phreak passes the torch to the next poster..

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[cool_dude]

After **** got to know Bush they became friends. Later after, this picture was made.

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I pass the torch to the next poster.

 

[Anna Perenna]

**** secretly dreamed of ******* Bush, and even though the wording SOUNDED right, he still felt that it was wrong in the eyes of ***. He didn't want anyone to know that he was GAY, just like his devil worshipping lesbian sinner of a daughter ....

 

[cool_dude]

....knew that he had the same desire for Micheal Jakson as for Bush, but married a women instead to stay something important and ......

 

[Anna Perenna]

.... simply resigned himself to secretly whacking off to pictures of Bush and Jackson while still in office. Until one day, his wife caught him, beating off to THIS one:

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[cool_dude]

I have a joke that will go perfectly with the picture.

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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States."

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Ok, continue the story now.....

 

[phreakwars]

So anyway, after his wife caught him *********ing to the picture, **** decided he was gonna go on a trip, so he got himself a horse

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And they rode off towards.....

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[Hamza123]

...to bush's texas ranch so they can get jiggy with it with this baboon....

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[snafu]

**** needs to rest his *** so he puts this picture of Bush up on ceiling so he can wack off and

 

[builder]

.......but first he needs to get dressed up and think about his power, so he can get real hard.....

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[phreakwars]

Once he was firmly erect, his horse rode him to the ranch to be in the arms of his lover George, but when he opened the door, he was astounded by what he saw:

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so he...

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[snafu]

...calls Clinton and asks if he wants to join in on the dog pile. Bill can't get the proposal out of his head. *** the chance of a life time!

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So......

 

[phreakwars]

Bill gets back to work on this stupid ***** he met on the internet named tizz.

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Bill slammed tizz full of **** then he.....

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[snafu]

....gave her this shirt that was so well deserved.

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she was very proud so she........

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Holy sweet ****, Tizz does look a lot like Monica Lewensky (Not to mention they both have common past times too....Hmmmm....)

But anywho....after the hot orgy, dubya spent a lot of time re-decorating the whitehouse

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[snafu]

...asked the other GF members to join in.

Meanwhile back at GF, Vorty & Phreak were getting to know eachother.

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RoyalOrleans, fullauto and builder were out in the parking lot slaming some cold ones down wating for thier turn with tizz.

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And........

 

[snafu]

Hamza123 was still playing with his monkey.

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And.......

 

[phreakwars]

Tizz, being an entrepreneur that she is, decided to cash in on her Bill adventures and model for some Chinese fans.

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Her modeling career was going great, then one day...

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[snafu]

Komrade was having another night alone wondering why he wasn't getting laid.

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But....