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Dick secretly dreamed of fucking Bush, and even though the wording SOUNDED right, he still felt that it was wrong in the eyes of God. He didn't want anyone to know that he was GAY, just like his devil worshipping lesbian sinner of a daughter ....

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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.... simply resigned himself to secretly whacking off to pictures of Bush and Jackson while still in office. Until one day, his wife caught him, beating off to THIS one:

 

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I have a joke that will go perfectly with the picture.

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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

 

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

 

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

 

Now he's President of the United States."

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Ok, continue the story now.....

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...calls Clinton and asks if he wants to join in on the dog pile. Bill can't get the proposal out of his head. God the chance of a life time!

 

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So......

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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...asked the other GF members to join in.

 

Meanwhile back at GF, Vorty & Phreak were getting to know eachother.

 

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RoyalOrleans, fullauto and builder were out in the parking lot slaming some cold ones down wating for thier turn with tizz.

 

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And........

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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...asked the other GF members to join in.

 

Meanwhile back at GF, Vorty & Phreak were getting to know eachother.

 

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RoyalOrleans, fullauto and builder were out in the parking lot slaming some cold ones down wating for thier turn with tizz.

 

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And........

 

 

Goodness......my pic is up for 48 hours or so and is downloaded and never used again untill today :)

 

lol.........

 

good stuff!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Back in the parking lot, behind a dumpster, Outlaw2747 is trying to score some shit for the GF entourage.

 

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He's gonna get some good smoke and......

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Bring it to the Mod’s( Hugh G Rekshun, Cogito Ergo Sum, Phreakwars and Bob) who are waiting at the party.

 

 

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The Mods .....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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