phreakwars Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Once upon a time, There was a man named Dick [attach=full]664[/attach] And Phreak passes the torch to the next poster.. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 After Dick got to know Bush they became friends. Later after, this picture was made. . I pass the torch to the next poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Perenna Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Dick secretly dreamed of fucking Bush, and even though the wording SOUNDED right, he still felt that it was wrong in the eyes of God. He didn't want anyone to know that he was GAY, just like his devil worshipping lesbian sinner of a daughter .... Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ....knew that he had the same desire for Micheal Jakson as for Bush, but married a women instead to stay something important and ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Perenna Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 .... simply resigned himself to secretly whacking off to pictures of Bush and Jackson while still in office. Until one day, his wife caught him, beating off to THIS one: [attach=full]665[/attach] Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool_dude Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I have a joke that will go perfectly with the picture. ' ' Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States." ' ' Ok, continue the story now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 So anyway, after his wife caught him masterbating to the picture, Dick decided he was gonna go on a trip, so he got himself a horse http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=3468 And they rode off towards..... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamza123 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ...to bush's texas ranch so they can get jiggy with it with this baboon.... . Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Dick needs to rest his ass so he puts this picture of Bush up on ceiling so he can wack off and Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 .......but first he needs to get dressed up and think about his power, so he can get real hard..... [attach=full]666[/attach] Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Once he was firmly erect, his horse rode him to the ranch to be in the arms of his lover George, but when he opened the door, he was astounded by what he saw: . so he... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ...calls Clinton and asks if he wants to join in on the dog pile. Bill can't get the proposal out of his head. God the chance of a life time! . So...... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Bill gets back to work on this stupid bitch he met on the internet named tizz. . Bill slammed tizz full of jizz then he..... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 ....gave her this shirt that was so well deserved. . she was very proud so she........ Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Holy sweet damn, Tizz does look a lot like Monica Lewensky (Not to mention they both have common past times too....Hmmmm....) But anywho....after the hot orgy, dubya spent a lot of time re-decorating the whitehouse [attach=full]667[/attach] Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 ...asked the other GF members to join in. Meanwhile back at GF, Vorty & Phreak were getting to know eachother. . RoyalOrleans, fullauto and builder were out in the parking lot slaming some cold ones down wating for thier turn with tizz. . And........ Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Hamza123 was still playing with his monkey. . And....... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Tizz, being an entrepreneur that she is, decided to cash in on her Bill adventures and model for some Chinese fans. . Her modeling career was going great, then one day... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Komrade was having another night alone wondering why he wasn't getting laid. . But.... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Phreakwars, being the epitome of cool, had a way to help him. . so the Peoples moderator .... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 .....called on none other than!! [attach=full]668[/attach] To Save the day! Then.... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 .....came the sequel to Daddy's effort. . But wait, there's more.... Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 ...asked the other GF members to join in. Meanwhile back at GF, Vorty & Phreak were getting to know eachother. . RoyalOrleans, fullauto and builder were out in the parking lot slaming some cold ones down wating for thier turn with tizz. . And........ Goodness......my pic is up for 48 hours or so and is downloaded and never used again untill today lol......... good stuff! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Back in the parking lot, behind a dumpster, Outlaw2747 is trying to score some shit for the GF entourage. . He's gonna get some good smoke and...... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Bring it to the Mod’s( Hugh G Rekshun, Cogito Ergo Sum, Phreakwars and Bob) who are waiting at the party. . The Mods ..... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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