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In my Samoan culture. Men sometimes wear what we call a lava lava. It basically looks like a skirt. It also has flowers on it. Hawians, Figians and Tongons wear the lava lava as well. It's just part of are culture. Once in a while some punk ass mother fucker opens his stupid mouth and says something messed up, like look at that fag wearing a skirt. That's when i have to put some big strong Samoan hands to him.
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Hey, Samoa is cool. In fact some of the best wrestlers are Samoan. The Rock, Rikishi, Haku, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, and High Chief Maivia. I have no issues with the Samoans.

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I don't care what ANYONE says, a man in a skirt (with the right body attached) is sexy as all hell!!!

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I don't care what ANYONE says, a man in a skirt (with the right body attached) is sexy as all hell!!!

 

We found something we agree on...

I have a fantasy of a big strapping Scotsmen in a kilt (or a Somoan), getting him up against a wall and having my way with him.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I don't care who he is as long as he has the legs and the ass to carry it off!!!

 

 

PLus I can get right to the goody bag (I once made a boyfriend of mine wear a kilt. After he found out the hhhmmm public benefits, HE LIKEY LIKEY ;) )

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"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I don't care who he is as long as he has the legs and the ass to carry it off!!!

 

 

PLus I can get right to the goody bag (I once made a boyfriend of mine wear a kilt. After he found out the hhhmmm public benefits, HE LIKEY LIKEY ;) )

 

 

LOL@goody bag, exactly what I was thinking...didn't know how to put it so elequently though. I will have to remember that.

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I covered that already. He's a thrid generation superstar isn't he?

 

As for the football players, man Samoans can get big, I surely would not want to get run down by one. I am a little guy! Oh and for those who don't know, The Rock did play football at one time in his life.

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i remember the somoan........i played D&D arent they elves of some sort? there are so many its hard to keep track!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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Anybody that says something like that to a Samoan deserves to get bitch slapped.

I have found that most Samoans are very polite and docile people.

You got no problems here. I think very highly of Samoans for the most part.

Like most ethnic groups you do have your gangs though.

I wish I could pull off wearing a kilt. My legs are to white.

Talk about getting snow blind!

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In my Samoan culture. Men sometimes wear what we call a lava lava. It basically looks like a skirt. It also has flowers on it. Hawians, Figians and Tongons wear the lava lava as well. It's just part of are culture. Once in a while some punk ass mother fucker opens his stupid mouth and says something messed up, like look at that fag wearing a skirt. That's when i have to put some big strong Samoan hands to him.

 

You are a big fat fag who wears a skirt with flowers on it.

 

Normally, that would be acceptable, but you can't spell Fiji or Hawaii, so as far as I am concerned, you can throw yourself out of a third storey window.

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You're right! Forgot to put the J in fijians. Instead i put a g. Every one makes mistakes sometimes. I do pretty good then other ones from Samoa.

Sounds like you're a little prejudice there. Grow the hell up you imbecile.

 

Ok, watch Pulp Fiction, get the reference, then understand that you invited my half-assed comment, and chill the fuck out. ;)

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you are as much of an asshole as the "Punk ass mfr" who said you look like a fag . So it seems that you like to stoop down to their level rather than rise above it all and use the intelligence of words, keep your traditional garb clean . Why don't use your big Somaon hands to jack off and keep the violence to your self :eek: .
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you are as much of an asshole as the "Punk ass mfr" who said you look like a fag . So it seems that you like to stoop down to their level rather than rise above it all and use the intelligence of words, keep your traditional garb clean . Why don't use your big Somaon hands to jack off and keep the violence to your self :eek: .

Shut the hell up. Before i holled you down for a little bit while Vortex FUCKS YOU IN YOUR YOU KNOW WHAT.

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Shut the hell up. Before i holled you down for a little bit while Vortex FUCKS YOU IN YOUR YOU KNOW WHAT.

 

Inadvertent brilliance, but brilliance nonetheless.

 

Vortex will be fucking you in the new hole that SONOFSAMOA just drilled you.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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In my Samoan culture. Men sometimes wear what we call a lava lava. It basically looks like a skirt. It also has flowers on it. Hawians, Figians and Tongons wear the lava lava as well. It's just part of are culture. Once in a while some punk ass mother fucker opens his stupid mouth and says something messed up, like look at that fag wearing a skirt. That's when i have to put some big strong Samoan hands to him.

 

HAhaHahaHaha..ok

 

btw Don't you mean? "E lava lava"

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It's difficult to tell the difference. What is with the rivalry between, say, Tonga, Samoa, Maori? Same bloodlines, no bonding happening at all. ;)

 

Yeah I really could'nt tell myself builder..they all look the same lol..and they all come in different shades too.My mum was in L.A and was mistaken several times for being spanish!

 

They pretty much get along in NZ and in Oz ...it's not even an issue ...it seems to be the younger generation here(a minority to put it mildly) who have filled their immature minds with gangsta rap and stories of L.A gangs or something and copped an atitude..yeah probably some isolated incidents I'm sure.

 

 

I grew up on Ol Skool Gangsta rap(look at my age)...but I did'nt act like a complete retard about it.

(I'm partial to ice cube meself when he went solo and snoop dog and later eminems early stuff...especially the threeway burns with sauce money ...hahaha and obie trice and bone thugz ...and I have my own blog discussing flows/cyphers/hooks/etc....I rather not give the URL because it's kinda a weird interpretation)

 

 

Anyway builder...

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