Personal Quotes.

K, here is where you post any quotes you have made yourself. Because I'm made a few and I like em'.

 

-You can't trust a normal human being.

-Hearts were not meant to be toys, yet they are constantly being broken.

-How many times have you leant me a shoulder? Let me try....

-I cry looking at your picture, but with the joy you're finally gone.

-I miss you, ya left me too soon. See ya i a few decades.

-The price for a broken heart was time, and 20 bucks.

-I'm done, but I'm just getting started with you.

 

Some of theese may not pass off as quotes, but I wrote them.

The price for a broken heart was time' date=' and 20 bucks.[/quote']

 

I really like that one. ^^

I don't think I have any quotes or phrases I myself invented, but I swear by some proverbs and stuff because they're valuable and inspiring.

Nice quotes anywho.

Um... the 2 I use in my banner are my own original quotes. (There's a fine line between will and common sense/No, you got that backwards. I'm the one who's normal, stuck in an abnormal world)

My mom made up this one for short people:

One thing about being short, you'll never hit your head on the door frame.

I really like that one because I'm about 5'2"ish and my best friend is about 5'.

Nice. And thank you. I like yours DA.

"Understand this. Life is nothing but a pair of balls. The harder you squeeze, the more it hurts."-Azk

 

"So of a bitch. Son of a bitch! SON OF A BIT-Hi mom!"-Azk

 

"What do you do when life give you lemons?"-Azk

"Make lemonade?"-Sandy

"Yes! Then you pee in it and give it to your friends to drink."-Azk

Nice. And thank you. I like yours DA.

Thanks!

"Understand this. Life is nothing but a pair of balls. The harder you squeeze, the more it hurts."-Azk

 

"So of a bitch. Son of a bitch! SON OF A BIT-Hi mom!"-Azk

 

"What do you do when life give you lemons?"-Azk

"Make lemonade?"-Sandy

"Yes! Then you pee in it and give it to your friends to drink."-Azk

i laughed sooo hard when i read these...they're awesome! i'm gonna write them on my wall

"So of a bitch. Son of a bitch! SON OF A BIT-Hi mom!"-Azk

That one's so funny!

I really can't think of any of my own right now but if I remember one, Ill post it

There's a line between love and hate,but mine has been erased by you.

"Understand this. Life is nothing but a pair of balls. The harder you squeeze, the more it hurts."-Azk

 

"So of a bitch. Son of a bitch! SON OF A BIT-Hi mom!"-Azk

 

"What do you do when life give you lemons?"-Azk

"Make lemonade?"-Sandy

"Yes! Then you pee in it and give it to your friends to drink."-Azk

 

LMAO!

Those are awesome,azem.

"Understand this. Life is nothing but a pair of balls. The harder you squeeze, the more it hurts."-Azk

 

"So of a bitch. Son of a bitch! SON OF A BIT-Hi mom!"-Azk

 

"What do you do when life give you lemons?"-Azk

"Make lemonade?"-Sandy

"Yes! Then you pee in it and give it to your friends to drink."-Azk

I luv em' they're so funny!

K, here's another one. Some of ya may have seen me use it on messenger already though.

 

-How can anyone love me, if I don't have a soul?

Here we go:

 

ACLFireHawk: "all these mother fucking n00bs joining in LPU 4 crhist i remebr back in the original"

MarkTerrell10: LOL ^____^

 

ACLFireHawk: my raping sucks today

MarkTerrell10: RAPING?

MarkTerrell10: LOL

ACLFireHawk: i can't hit it with the beat and my voice is off

ACLFireHawk: lol

ACLFireHawk: LMAO

ACLFireHawk: came out wrong

MarkTerrell10: thats some profile shit there dude :-)

ACLFireHawk: i rape ppl hard >.>

 

AndOne says:

haguem is nothing without his friends lol

AndOne says:

i would respect him maybe but he isnt more intelligent than a peice of butter lol

 

MarkTerrell10: DUDE

Agent2594: HMM?

Agent2594: erm...

MarkTerrell10: WE OWNED HAGUEMS FRIEND

Agent2594: hm?

MarkTerrell10: SO BADLY

MarkTerrell10: HOLY SHIT

Agent2594: oh yeah

MarkTerrell10: ROFL

Agent2594: bYers told me

Agent2594: lol

MarkTerrell10: dude LOL

MarkTerrell10: jordan r0x

Agent2594: i kneW there was a use for gay porn

Agent2594: HAHA

MarkTerrell10: LOL

MarkTerrell10: thats even funnier

Agent2594: lmao

 

Hahninator says:

I hope you didn't fuck the trade up with haguem dude. anyways continue.

DonByers says:

then we exchanged files, he was laughing coz he bad traded me, then he opened the file i sent him, and i filled a file full of gay porn and named it zepp the files he sent me was a fake

Hahninator says:

OWNED OWNED ROFL LOLOLOL

DonByers says:

hahahaha, had like 60 pics of gay german blokes in that file

LMAO..."i knew there was a use for gay porn"

 

that's got to be my best quote ever...not that i have many others, but it's just sweet

LMAO..."i knew there was a use for gay porn"

 

that's got to be my best quote ever...not that i have many others, but it's just sweet

 

 

LMAO that is kinda disturbing.....

Everybody knows my quotes but I'll post 'em anyway!! hahaha

-Teh Red is worth MORE THAN YOU!!!

-If you don't like that you can talk to my lawyer.

-Hi I'm Gemma and I don't like you. lol

-Miss rose! Stop throwing dildos at us!!!! o.O

-RABID TURKEYS ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH

-Gareth is a wee wee

-Mum: It's easier to work than not pay attention. Me: it's easier to run too!

-"Don't eat turkeys they have rabies" I wrote that on a computer ^.^

-*sung to the tune of maintain conciousness by relient K* # Cause latley it just seems to me like we got the letters STD#

 

they go on and on ^.^

Here are my quotes

 

people are like wind-up back flipping toys, pretty pointless but you can still make them go head over heels over nothing.

 

im not normal im specail, and if you must know yes I am crazy (my fav)

 

Opnions are sometimes like chesters tattoos peircings, people have more then one

 

tell you what, you may be the bigger person, but i can still kick your ass.

 

get away from me you soul sucker (most of the time when i talk to guys)

 

I may have the attention span of a rodent but........ooh squirrl.

 

I felt lonely so i went home where I found no one so i went back to where I was.

here are mine...nothing special.

 

-Clumsy: Lacking physical coordination, skill, or grace;

- to be me

- Never Judge a man (or woman) by the type of icecream they eat..seriously it tell you nothing about them.

- If reality means pain, lonelyness, and fear why would I want to be part of it?

I love yours people!

im not normal im specail, and if you must know yes I am crazy (my fav)

 

I may have the attention span of a rodent but........ooh squirrl.

 

I felt lonely so i went home where I found no one so i went back to where I was.

^^Theese are some of my favorites. (Although I belive Squirrels are my friends, not rodentssssss..... hey look a bunny! Jk)

thanks i think.

I didn't make this one up but its one of my personal favorites:

Procrastination is like masturbation - it's fun while you're doing it, but in the end you're just fucking yourself.

Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.

lmao. here is my newest one I am talking to my friend in the back of Ms. Bitch-mens class room. she is worse then satan:

 

Dude I may be the one in between hell and earth releasing the demons but trust me on this, I didnt let out the psychotic teachers or the nazi uniform dress code administration. that was someone elses shift.

^^Lmfao, I luv that one.

Pfft.... been doing A LOT of bumping today... but I wanted to add (XD, it said ass b4 I edited that!!) this, I will alwyas stick w/ this:

 

'Guys are rude, and girls are annoying'

 

could be the other way around often time, but meh...