phreakwars Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I couldn't resist. . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 If that isn't pure genius, I dunno what is. Fuck her. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 You could be the White House Press Secretary with very astute letter writing capabilities like that! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I would have said "I'd fuck Britney Spears" but due to the fact that it would be the same thing as sticking my genitalia in a pool of molten lava, I promptly changed my mind. I would like to keep my main gun thank you very much. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToriAllen Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 She was already a little chubby before having a kid. Considering she makes most of her money off of her 'sex appeal' I'm sure her career will be put on hold for at least the next few years... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 She was already a little chubby before having a kid. Considering she makes most of her money off of her 'sex appeal' I'm sure her career will be put on hold for at least the next few years...Either that or she'll fucking annoy us more by putting out a stupid Britney Spears sings children's nursery rhymes album.. God help us all. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Either that or she'll fucking annoy us more by putting out a stupid Britney Spears sings children's nursery rhymes album.. God help us all. . . Oh we are doomed now. Someone actually allowed this beetleheaded individual to reproduce. She should be hanged for cruel and unusual punishment for bringing potentially defective and revolting offspring into this world. I hope her mother is happy for creating such an abomination to humanity and ending the world. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I say GET RID OF HER before my own kid is old enough to get sucked in dammit Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I say GET RID OF HER before my own kid is old enough to get sucked in dammit If you guys have noticed the new post I made in the Off Topic Forum forum, I am sure ol' cockhugger Britney can be the first sacrifice. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just finished penning my regards to the happy family. I'm sure it won't make it to the site but I did mention that I am starting to really enjoy the TRUE talent coming out of American Idol [read: William Hung] and how I hope she plans on staying out a while longer and spits out a couple more tax deductions. I further expressed my elation for them by wishing them a continuing 18-years of HELL followed by the pleasure of watching "junior" grow up with his diaper strapped to his skull much like dear old dad displays in their nauseating "kissy-kissy" homepage photo. I can get pretty creative when I am relegated to just a 300 character-limit congratulatory note!! Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 where's the option: "That poor, poor baby."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I really hope that kid goes through some kind of goth/punk/counter culture phase. I really do. Yea I feel bad for the poor little guy. No one wants a slut for a mom after all. Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 New Computer: $500 Cable Internet: $40 Seeing Phreak's letter telling Britney how it is: PRICELESS! Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I would send a letter, but I can't think of anything that won't get me arrested Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I would send a letter, but I can't think of anything that won't get me arrested OOO send it send PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 where's the option: "That poor, poor baby."? Outlaw to the rescue...DONE! BTW, if you already voted and want to vote for the new choice, let me know, I'll slap it in for ya. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToriAllen Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Either that or she'll fucking annoy us more by putting out a stupid Britney Spears sings children's nursery rhymes album.. God help us all. . . The Britney Spears workout video.... Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Outlaw to the rescue...DONE! BTW, if you already voted and want to vote for the new choice, let me know, I'll slap it in for ya. XD Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Phreak you rule!!!!!!! Now take care of Jessica Simpson, and all of the other teenie boper role models! haha Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Then what will the MAJORITY of our teens have? Then they will wage war upon the rest of the human race! Not that I oppose of your idea Sixes...hahahaha. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 You know, considering the whiny ass crybaby bullshit alleged MUSIC that I hear being spewed all over the fucking TV screen and Radio, the bubblegum bullshit from Britney almost makes her sound good. I mean why does every "NEW" artist sing like they have a fucking tongue ring in there mouth and a fucking bad case of Bi-Polar wannabe disorder ?? So O.K. maybe my teen years were spent in the 80's, but by some, that's not much to brag about either, but big deal, I'd rather put up with Jerry Curl Blacks singing "Mr Telephone Man" And white people waring makeup and ear rings then the lame ass look like a whore/EMO/THUG look and musical statement that is made today. Lately, I just say FUCK IT, and listen to some of those old 50's and 60's songs my parents listened too. There really is no comparison in songs like "LAST KISS" in the way J. Frank Wilson sang it, and the way Pearl Jam fucking raped it to pieces. Fuck the music from the whole new MELLENIUM !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 There really is no comparison in songs like "LAST KISS" in the way J. Frank Wilson sang it, and the way Pearl Jam fucking raped it to pieces. . . Pearl Jam atleast shows the new youth of today that real music has been around sense this "Nightmare Teenie Boper Bullshit!" Though they did start a trend with grunge. They fall into the same category of Selling out to the masses. They did fight "ticket master" phreak , and that takes balls! -I love it when someone redoes a song from along time ago and some dumbass says, "what a wonderful song this band wrote" Clueless to the fact that its not thier song. Hmmmm Anyway, To answer Outlaws Question of "what the teens would listen to is you toke all that away,"The Be A preteen Whore Shite!!"....... Grrrrr. I say make them learn how to make music so the can really respect it . Before they get sucked into a Corp. Media Slaughter! Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynthiaa89 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 That letter is so evil. Yet so funny... Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 I even decided to send Britney ANOTHER letter letting her know how much GF loves her. . . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I even decided to send Britney ANOTHER letter letting her know how much GF loves her. . . . Heh heh...that'll motivate her. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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