Questions that NEED answers

Spike_1412

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Questions

Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about

important stuff!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald

man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't

drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead

of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is

prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it

have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on

airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,

what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby

oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your

headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called

shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called

cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of

progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of

ONE?

These should get you thinking.

 

linkinpark-1

New member
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? purple

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Yes

What do chickens think we taste like? humans

What do people in China call their good plates? America

What do you call a male ladybug? malebug

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald

man? N/A

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Dogs

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? He wanted to torture the next generations

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? they don't want AIDS

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because air doesn't get inside the bottle to make the glue dry

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? They are humans

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? you aren't supose to buy liqour when you cant drive

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Because the english language is stupid

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? They need to drive

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead

of parachutes? when you crash in water

Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is

prohibited? because you have to buy them somewhere

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? no

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? that is his work

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it

have locks on the door? in case they need to leave for a while

Why is a bra singular and panties plural? because they are

You know that indestructible black box that is used on

airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? because they dont want to

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,

what does a freedom fighter fight? there is no such thing

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby

oil? they squeeze babys

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? yes

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your

headlights on, what happens? you see light

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? in case some blind dude walks through the drive through

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called

shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called

cargo? cause it is

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? they aren't made entirely out of wool

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? woa

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? because they are all apart of a building

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of

progress? yes

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? because you can die

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter? no

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of

ONE? because you might have to take three

 

Suicide King

New member
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Red

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

AM=amplitude modulation

What do chickens think we taste like?

Chickens aren't capable of having thoughts like these

What do people in China call their good plates?

They just call them plates, nothing fancy over there

What do you call a male ladybug?

Ladybug

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald

man?

N/A

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Dogs of course. Dog food makers judge how good or bad the food is by judging the animal's behavior after eating the food

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Because mosquitoes are scary

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

So that the dead body won't become infected and attract insects

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because it only gets hard when exposed to open air

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Because of that murder is illegal thing

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't

drink and drive?

You can drink and drive. But you shouldn't

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Because that word kicks ***

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

They only have highways

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead

of parachutes?

Because no one will know how to use a parachute, and the floating seats are made for surviving a crash into the ocean

Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is

prohibited?

Because smokers are joker....?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

No

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

Car

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it

have locks on the door?

To lock the doors in case of robbery

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Because they can

You know that indestructible black box that is used on

airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

This question is ridiculous

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,

what does a freedom fighter fight?

They fight for freedom.


If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby



oil?



Haha


If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?



Not at all, actually I've never seen a cow laugh


If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your



headlights on, what happens?



You won't seen light


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?



I've never seen braile in a drive through atm


Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called



shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called



cargo?



In spanish, cargo means "carry"


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



I don't see why they would


What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?



Steveeeeee


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



Because they are a part of the building


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of



progress?



No. Why? Because I said so.


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?



Meh


If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?



No, it will become a picture that will be posted on rotten.com


If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of



ONE?



Hard to swallow

 


Edit- BLASPHEMY!!! I have been beaten

 

Minzara

New member
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Gray

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

No, the world well blow up.... :thumbsup:

What do chickens think we taste like?

Humans? lol

What do people in China call their good plates?

hmm.... good question...

What do you call a male ladybug?

brotherbug, cause he repersents!!

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald

man?

Shiny... lol

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

A guy named bob....

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

He is lazy

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

not a clue....

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Prob cause they put something around the edges to make it not....

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

just lmao........

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't

drink and drive?

lol, you need a ID, not a driver license

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

not a clue...

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

not a clue....

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead

of parachutes?

lmao, cause people are stupid

Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is

prohibited?

good question...

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

hmm....

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

normal car?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it

have locks on the door?

For time when the power goes out...

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

not a clue....

You know that indestructible black box that is used on

airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

lmao..... people are stupid?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,

what does a freedom fighter fight?

hahaha....

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby

oil?

you dont want to know....lol

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

maybe....

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your

headlights on, what happens?

hmmm....

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

lmao....

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called

shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called

cargo?

no idea lol

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

hmm....

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

"oh ****....."

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

no idea...

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of

progress?

HAHAHAH basically

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

lmao...

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

i guess so lol

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of

ONE?

lol no idea...

 

Shadowed Heart

New member
SO DID I!!!! ^^

I've got one though...

Kinda old but I just heard it again the other day and thought I'd post it::

If quizes are quizzical,what are tests?

 

Stenners

New member
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Battleship Grey, duh

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Only on tuesdays

What do chickens think we taste like? McDoanalds

What do people in China call their good plates? Fine Stuff

What do you call a male ladybug? he-she

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald

man? Flesh

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Samuel L. Jackson does everything nowa days

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Cause he forgot to bring 2 fly swatters

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Just in case in some twist of fate the cure is on the nedal

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? The glue is clustrophobic

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Cause we can kick, spit and punch them

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? To drink u have to be able to reach the store

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Comeone were not in lower school anymore

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? DESTRCUTION DERBY!

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead

of parachutes? Its impossible to swim but easy to fly, duh

Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is

prohibited? Insurance claims duh

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? is that a hypothetical question?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? im guessing its his company car.

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it

have locks on the door? A guy needs their privacy

Why is a bra singular and panties plural? Its the way us guys like it

You know that indestructible black box that is used on

airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Because terrorists would be made redundant

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,

what does a freedom fighter fight? things that arent crime or fire!

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby

oil? They sponge babies, no squeezing required

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? only on Mondays

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your

headlights on, what happens? u get a speeding ticket u idito!

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Time to awnser seriously, maybe the is a blind passanger?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called

shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called

cargo? they dont like u and want ur brain to explode

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? they are water resistent

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? -

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Stuckments or Closements dont sound right

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of

progress? Only in the Anokist eyes

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Why would i know that?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter? no

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of

ONE? O puhlease its like saying smarties are too small, they is fine they way they is!

 
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