sara1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Who are you? From where did you come? Why do you exist? How will you end? What about you after death ? If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhony5 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Not the smoothest introduction ever. You mind getting to know people here before you spam your religion? Quote i am sofa king we todd did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smutt butt Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Who are you? From where did you come? Why do you exist? How will you end? What about you after death ? If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ mohammed was a faggot. 1 Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugo Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Sorry, not into decapitating people. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Who are you?Mohammed Rots In Hell. From where did you come?Austin, Texas. Why do you exist?To enlighten muslims of the EVILS of their religion. How will you end?I will die. What about you after death ?I will be with Jesus. If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ?No need. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Who are you? From where did you come? Why do you exist? How will you end? What about you after death ? If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ I already know the answer to all these questions My name is none of your business. I came from my Mother. I exist because she and her lover failed to take precautions and use birth control. I will probably die of Congestive Heart Failure Whatever happens after my death is just a bonus because I plan on living well while I am here rather then depriving myself of everything in the hopes that will get me into the hereafter. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhony5 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Who are you? I'm super, thanx for asking!! From where did you come? A vagina. Why do you exist? I don't know? Now I feel bad. How will you end? Hand outstretched, exclaiming to the nearest person "Avenge meeeeee". What about you after death ? I imagine the smell will be rather unimpressive. If you are Muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers Muslims require things in simple format. Keen idea. If you are not Muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? I'm busy. Obviously. Can't you see that I spend my free time arguing with idiots on the internet? Quote i am sofa king we todd did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Who are you? It doesn't matter what my name is. From where did you come? From my daddy's jizz Why do you exist? My mom is a Catholic and abortion was forbidden How will you end? My heart will stop beating. What about you after death ? The worms will be fed well. If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers.If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar I am not a muslim, and I don't need answers, I already gave mine. At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Didn't ABBA do a remake of that ?? Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ Did we just get spammed ?? I'm not sure. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Who are you? The original "Charlie Brown" From where did you come? Made in Taiwan. Why do you exist? Sole purpose is to fuck with people like you. How will you end? I'll probably end by saying "Hay dumn shit! fuck off!" but that's just a guess. What about you after death ? You'll still be a moron if you ain't dead first. If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. Koran for dummies. Pass it around, you muslims need it. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Just answered them but thanks anyway. At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Didn't ABBA do a remake of that ?? Yes they did but I think UB40 are doing an even better rendition. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Who are you? The original "Charlie Brown" From where did you come? Made in Taiwan. Why do you exist? Sole purpose is to fuck with people like you. How will you end? You'll get pissed and leave. What about you after death ? You'll still be a moron and pissed. If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. Koran for dummies. Pass it around, you muslims need it. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Just answered them but thanks anyway. Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Who are you? My name is Vostok From where did you come? My mother's womb Why do you exist? See, my parents were really horny 22 years ago and then I ended up being concieved How will you end? I do have the tendency to have bouts of depression, so suicide could be a possibility People don't seem to like me too much so murder could be a possibility There have been cases of cancer in my family history, and my love of pot don't help that, so yeah. I have low blood pressure. I heard that can be a killer. What about you after death ? Hmmm....worm food? If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. And they're subject to specialized answers to simple black and white questions why? If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? I believe I already found them and I don't think my lack of islam had anything to do with the outcome Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar HAY!! There's no pictures!! At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf And I dedicate this excellent song that reflects MY religion to you all: PROJECT PITCHFORK - SILENT SCREAMS blocked mind you can't go through - miss manipulated move I can't handle this controlled dreams the real one never comes true passive eyes they never will see through silent screams causing no reaction the maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand and the worst thing is the world lies in his hands god is dying in mother's womb so trust your own instinct stop the holy bomb constructed ways built up for us you feel the comfort you spend them your trust decisions about things you can't know will made by them will made by them controlled dreams the real one never comes true passive eyes they never will see through so spit on this lie and find your own aim the maggot is waving with the cross living in his own world he thinks he is the boss celebrating rituals he'll never understand and the worst thing is the world lies in his hands god is dying in mother's womb so trust your own instinct stop the holy bomb Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Who are you? From where did you come? Why do you exist? How will you end? What about you after death ? If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ Does the product your selling have adverse side effects? Such as; -Leaky oily discharge? -erectile disfunctions? -problems falling asleep? -Hives? -Paranoia? -Stomach Cramps? -abnormal attraction to the patchouli scent? -despising that women can vote? -unnatural attraction to learning how to fly a plane? -Dizzyness? -Unable to operate heavy machinery? -Dry Mouth? -Looking for head wear at "Bed Bath & Beyond"? -painfull urination? -Vertigo? -Chest Pains? -Sore Knees? or -Spamming forums like an email address? If so...then im not buying!!!!!!! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Who are you? I am the OmegaManiac From where did you come? I am more interested in where I cum Why do you exist? I exist for the sole purpose of entertaining myself untill I die How will you end? I am still torn on the details, but currently I'm thinking a nice laudinum/absynthe induced buzz capped off with a blowjob What about you after death ? Just keep sucking If you are muslim, this is a simplified book which will help you to get the answers. I was actually looking for "the cat in the hat" If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers of these questions ? pretty much got it covered but thanks for the links to nothing interesting Direct link: http://al-islam.5u.com Download link: http://whyislamsa.com/Books/wi_BasicIslam.rar At the end I dedicate this excellent islamic song (nasheed) to all of you . I dont listen to hip hop Direct link: http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lastbreathfd1.swf Download links: http://www.sendspace.com/file/yt7ids http://www.uploading.com/?get=E1FF7BIN http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ASEOUOMQ twould seem we have indeed been spammed batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjaz Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 i am a muslim, so y'all show a little respect to my faith please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 i am a muslim, so y'all show a little respect to my faith please. Uh-oh...more flesh for Mohammed Rots In Hell to tear into. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjaz Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 And sara, what the fuck is the matter with you? why u preaching when nobody wants to know? if you truely want to be a good muslim, you'd deal with your life, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjaz Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Uh-oh...more flesh for Mohammed Rots In Hell to tear into. ahh comeone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 ahh comeone... Do you know of the guy? He's a regular here...hope your game is up. Just thought I'd be nice today and give you the heads up. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 i am a muslim, so y'all show a little respect to my faith please. There's no respect for any person, place or thing here. (name of site "what pisses you off") Good luck. Oh and do you know any london bombers? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjaz Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 ohk. No i dont, pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamza123 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Uh-oh...more flesh for Mohammed Rots In Hell to tear into. Mines still intact... Welcome to the site KellyJaz. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjaz Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Aww cheers..Hamza.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 i am a muslim, so y'all show a little respect to my faith please. I hope you know that the jabs i took on the spammer i didnt really mean against your faith...but i took cheap jabs against a spammer... Its okay to throw the low blows at those types...even if its offensive to people you like... muslim, christian, whatever, or whatever...dont spam some dumb book even if its a good one!! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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