quote your favorite line from family guy
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Friðbjörn
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stewie falls into a radio active puddle. lois says: stewie, get out of that radio active puddle, you have no idea what's been in it!
stewie starts growing octopus feet (or whatever it's called) and says: well, that's not very good, now is it.
hehehe, that was friggin hilarious, also when he did a parody of can't touch this.
oh yeah, when he founded petoria, the land that was only their house and backyard and the military came, the admiral or something said. listen, this is operation: blow the **** out of your house. the guy who comes up with the names is out sick today. (sends a rocket which misses and blows another house). and the guy who shoots the rockets's on the john, wait, there he comes.
*falls out of chair and rolls on the floor laughing*
stewie starts growing octopus feet (or whatever it's called) and says: well, that's not very good, now is it.
hehehe, that was friggin hilarious, also when he did a parody of can't touch this.
oh yeah, when he founded petoria, the land that was only their house and backyard and the military came, the admiral or something said. listen, this is operation: blow the **** out of your house. the guy who comes up with the names is out sick today. (sends a rocket which misses and blows another house). and the guy who shoots the rockets's on the john, wait, there he comes.
*falls out of chair and rolls on the floor laughing*
spike91232004
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I cant remember any lol. I have the First and Second season but they are at my dads. That show rocks!
twilightcrimson7
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"I LOOOVE chocolate....but I can't eat it cuz I'll get fat.... but it's SOOOOO good!" -fat brian
Allied
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Stewie talking to Brian,
I say old sport, why don't you remove you face from your own loins and bury it into some humble pis
Stewie reading the Bible
Lions eating christians, people nailing eachother to 2 by 4's. I say you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh
I love that show. I've got the whole series.
I say old sport, why don't you remove you face from your own loins and bury it into some humble pis
Stewie reading the Bible
Lions eating christians, people nailing eachother to 2 by 4's. I say you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh
I love that show. I've got the whole series.
twilightcrimson7
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lucky!
I want it!azemkamikaze03
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.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the **** is Party of Five!?
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh ***. Oh my ***. I've got all these magazines. Oh ***
Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! **** the broccoli, **** you, and **** the Wright brothers.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Chris: Dad, what would you say if I told I didn't want to be in the Scouts?
Peter: I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
...oops I took a lot of em srry but that is like one of the best **** shows period! :thumbsup:
Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the **** is Party of Five!?
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh ***. Oh my ***. I've got all these magazines. Oh ***
Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! **** the broccoli, **** you, and **** the Wright brothers.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Chris: Dad, what would you say if I told I didn't want to be in the Scouts?
Peter: I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
...oops I took a lot of em srry but that is like one of the best **** shows period! :thumbsup:
LPpinkfreak821
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OMG.. LINK.. you are a genious for making this thread..
*STEWIE*
-When i rule the world your death will be quick and painless
-A dead Louis!?
-YOU IMBECILE
-Make yourself useful and wipe my but
- oo oo Death.. im a big fan...
-Pancakes.. must have PANCAKES
*Peter*
- oh come.. i just playin around... what!?
- friggen idiots
- its like this world was made for me
*Chris*
-AHH stay out of my mind
- see i drew the beavers.. they came in they tore threw the food and then they went bye bye
- i have to go number two
*Louis*
- I FOUND A LUMP
-If it wasn't for her i would have never met you
*Brian*
- I love choclate
- your kidding right?
-oh *** kill me now
*Quagmire*
-gigidy gigidy gigidy
- Alright
*Joe*
- BRING IT ON
*Meg*
- Its not my frog!
Chris: hey meg what am i thinking now
Meg: Kitty
Chris: AHH stay out of my mind!
-thats all i can think of right now-
*STEWIE*
-When i rule the world your death will be quick and painless
-A dead Louis!?
-YOU IMBECILE
-Make yourself useful and wipe my but
- oo oo Death.. im a big fan...
-Pancakes.. must have PANCAKES
*Peter*
- oh come.. i just playin around... what!?
- friggen idiots
- its like this world was made for me
*Chris*
-AHH stay out of my mind
- see i drew the beavers.. they came in they tore threw the food and then they went bye bye
- i have to go number two
*Louis*
- I FOUND A LUMP
-If it wasn't for her i would have never met you
*Brian*
- I love choclate
- your kidding right?
-oh *** kill me now
*Quagmire*
-gigidy gigidy gigidy
- Alright
*Joe*
- BRING IT ON
*Meg*
- Its not my frog!
Chris: hey meg what am i thinking now
Meg: Kitty
Chris: AHH stay out of my mind!
-thats all i can think of right now-
azemkamikaze03
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or the DONT DO FROG EPISODE
LPGotLinkinPark
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don't know what my favorite one would be but here's one i remeber:
--Stewy is trying to contact Lowis--
*picks up phone*
867-5309....Is Lowis there? No, **** you Jenny!!
*hangs up and picks up phone again*
Hello? Operator? I need to talk to Lowis...
*hangs up and picks up phone*
ok....111-1111....Is Lowis there? No, **** it!
*hangs up and picks up phone*
111-1112....Is Lowis there? No, **** it!
--Stewy is trying to contact Lowis--
*picks up phone*
867-5309....Is Lowis there? No, **** you Jenny!!
*hangs up and picks up phone again*
Hello? Operator? I need to talk to Lowis...
*hangs up and picks up phone*
ok....111-1111....Is Lowis there? No, **** it!
*hangs up and picks up phone*
111-1112....Is Lowis there? No, **** it!
Clogz
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Peter Yelling: "Hey! Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except this one guy...he called me a fizzle and then he ran away...he got away with it. And he was the only guy to call me a fizzle, so only half the guys who have called me a fizzle have gotten away with it.."