Quotes: Religions

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Ridiculous Religions

Quotes:

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]

"Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major
premises." [Ambrose Bierce]

"All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the
few." [Stendahl]

"Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]

"The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to truth."
[Richard Robinson]

"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
anything." [Unknown]

"Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]

"What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may not
make four." [Russian proverb]
 
"Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
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> Ridiculous Religions
>
> Quotes:
>
> "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
>
> "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major
> premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
>
> "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of
> the
> few." [Stendahl]
>
> "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
> impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
>
> "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to
> truth."
> [Richard Robinson]
>
> "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
>
> "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
> whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
> anything." [Unknown]
>
> "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
>
> "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may
> not
> make four." [Russian proverb]


Without religion, forever is meaningless.
 
>
> Without religion, forever is meaningless.
there is no forever,when you're dead, you're dead
 
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On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:27:49 -0500, "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com>
wrote:
 
Ghamph wrote:
>
> Ridiculous Religions
>
> Quotes:
>
> "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
>
> "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major
> premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
>
> "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the
> few." [Stendahl]
>
> "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
> impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
>
> "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to truth."
> [Richard Robinson]
>
> "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
>
> "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
> whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
> anything." [Unknown]
>
> "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
>
> "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may not
> make four." [Russian proverb]

Go "Put your Anger to Work" on a Christian Group!
Leave the Fringe alone!
 
Mark Earnest wrote:
>
> "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
> news:13k6ra1i836mi82@corp.supernews.com...
> > Ridiculous Religions
> >
> > Quotes:
> >
> > "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
> >
> > "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major
> > premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
> >
> > "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of
> > the
> > few." [Stendahl]
> >
> > "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
> > impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
> >
> > "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to
> > truth."
> > [Richard Robinson]
> >
> > "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
> >
> > "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
> > whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
> > anything." [Unknown]
> >
> > "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
> >
> > "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may
> > not
> > make four." [Russian proverb]
>
> Without religion, forever is meaningless.

No, with out God, forever is being a slave to Pharaoh!
Doors are the way out, burial is entrapment.
Don't wait till it is to late, walk through in life and be immortal.
 
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
>
> >
> > Without religion, forever is meaningless.
> there is no forever,when you're dead, you're dead

Not if they remember your name!
 
"Lady Azure" <laddie@gall's.org> wrote in message
news:13k7ccggl7on104@corp.supernews.com...
> Mark Earnest wrote:
>>
>> "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
>> news:13k6ra1i836mi82@corp.supernews.com...
>> > Ridiculous Religions
>> >
>> > Quotes:
>> >
>> > "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
>> >
>> > "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no
>> > major
>> > premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
>> >
>> > "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness
>> > of
>> > the
>> > few." [Stendahl]
>> >
>> > "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
>> > impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
>> >
>> > "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to
>> > truth."
>> > [Richard Robinson]
>> >
>> > "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
>> >
>> > "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
>> > whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
>> > anything." [Unknown]
>> >
>> > "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
>> >
>> > "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may
>> > not
>> > make four." [Russian proverb]
>>
>> Without religion, forever is meaningless.
>
> No, with out God, forever is being a slave to Pharaoh!
> Doors are the way out, burial is entrapment.
> Don't wait till it is to late, walk through in life and be immortal.

That is what I meant. But atheists see religion as the same thing God is,
so
I have to talk in their language here.
 
"David St. Albans" <whisperindave@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6966cabb-c171-4059-8bd6-e8623700c5f0@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 20, 6:02 pm, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <kill...@killgod.com>
> wrote:
>> > Without religion, forever is meaningless.
>>
>> there is no forever,when you're dead, you're dead
>
> First of all you are forcing this position on people who are believers
> in an afterlife as some sort of "truism." You cannot know what
> anything is after you are dead, until you are dead. Therefore what you
> claim is untrue. THerefore what you say is not a truism, but a matter
> of personal opinion.
>
> Saint

really?
then where are all of these "alive" people in heaven?
why doesn't the ALL-POWERFUL MORON christian god allow these people in
heaven to come back to earth and tell us all how WONDERFUL it is up there?

the christian fairy tale is just that, a fairy tale, and a very poorly
written one at that
 
Mark Earnest wrote:
>
> "Lady Azure" <laddie@gall's.org> wrote in message
> news:13k7ccggl7on104@corp.supernews.com...
> > Mark Earnest wrote:
> >>
> >> "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
> >> news:13k6ra1i836mi82@corp.supernews.com...
> >> > Ridiculous Religions
> >> >
> >> > Quotes:
> >> >
> >> > "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
> >> >
> >> > "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no
> >> > major
> >> > premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
> >> >
> >> > "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness
> >> > of
> >> > the
> >> > few." [Stendahl]
> >> >
> >> > "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
> >> > impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
> >> >
> >> > "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to
> >> > truth."
> >> > [Richard Robinson]
> >> >
> >> > "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
> >> >
> >> > "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
> >> > whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
> >> > anything." [Unknown]
> >> >
> >> > "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
> >> >
> >> > "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may
> >> > not
> >> > make four." [Russian proverb]
> >>
> >> Without religion, forever is meaningless.
> >
> > No, with out God, forever is being a slave to Pharaoh!
> > Doors are the way out, burial is entrapment.
> > Don't wait till it is to late, walk through in life and be immortal.
>
> That is what I meant. But atheists see religion as the same thing God is,
> so
> I have to talk in their language here.

I know!
Pain in the ass.
But, I grew up with Street Language.
 
Lady Azure wrote:

> Mark Earnest wrote:
> >
> > "Ghamph" <ghamph@localnet.com> wrote in message
> > news:13k6ra1i836mi82@corp.supernews.com...
> > > Ridiculous Religions
> > >
> > > Quotes:
> > >
> > > "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." [Robert A Heinlein]
> > >
> > > "Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major
> > > premises." [Ambrose Bierce]
> > >
> > > "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of
> > > the
> > > few." [Stendahl]
> > >
> > > "Religion is the art of occupying limited minds with that which it is
> > > impossible to conceive or comprehend." [Baron D'Holbach]
> > >
> > > "The main irrationality of religion is the preference of comfort to
> > > truth."
> > > [Richard Robinson]
> > >
> > > "Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis." [Sigmund Freud]
> > >
> > > "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that
> > > whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about
> > > anything." [Unknown]
> > >
> > > "Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?" [Unknown]
> > >
> > > "What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may
> > > not
> > > make four." [Russian proverb]
> >
> > Without religion, forever is meaningless.
>
> No, with out God, forever is being a slave to Pharaoh!
> Doors are the way out, burial is entrapment.
> Don't wait till it is to late, walk through in life and be immortal.

Primitive
 

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