Ramadan

Yummy! Thank you, Angie!

You are welcome. The least I could do after neglecting you like that!

Happy Raamadan' date=' Mo![/quote']Who or what shall we blow up in celebration?

Who or what shall we blow up in celebration?

Let's start with Iraq and work our way outward! I'd say, start of small, maybe a Hydrogen bomb and then work our way around to the hillsides. Then, for extra-added excitement, we can work our way up to a full-scale nuclear assault with just a hint of biological ordnance hurled at the most populous areas.

Sound like a grand time in the old sand tonight!

Do you not feel the slightest sorrow for the poor? Who have no choice of fasting?

Some of those poor bastards have no choice but to fast each and every day!

Do you not feel the slightest sorrow for the poor? Who have no choice of fasting?

I didn't know it was Ramadan until someone posted something about the terrorist who killed a bunch of Muslims during Ramadan celebrations.

I don't even know what its for and NO I don't care...

Just like all religious holidays...

I didn't know it was Ramadan until someone posted something about the terrorist who killed a bunch of Muslims during Ramadan celebrations.

I don't even know what its for and NO I don't care...

Just like all religious holidays...

It's cute when you think about it. Americans eat feasts of roast duck and give each other carefully wrapped presents for christmas. Muslims starve themselves and give each other flesh wounds. Our two cultures are so similar like that.

If thats the way you wan't to see it... Fasting is to feel with the poor, and to cleanse the mind and body, of avoiding temptation etc... At the end of Ramadan we have to donate a certain amount of food that we consumed the whole month or what you can afford to donate.

we have to donate a certain amount of food that we consumed...

You donate food in which you have already digested??? Hmmmm...weird.

..to cleanse the mind and body..

So starving the body of nutrients is a good thing. Might explain the 'cranky' disposition of the muslim nation.

Your people are an insult to civilization. Get your people together and climb slowly out of the 17th century.

I missed a comma in there. I also said the AMOUNT... Meaning if I ate 2 Sacks of rice, I would have to donate a 2 New Sack of rice to anyone poor. And you know, I wish I could fix the people, but it's not up to me, it's up to them. Wow, I guess now you know what happens when you stick a bunch of totally different people on one planet with limited resources.

If in our modern American society, we had skinheads bombing and killing many people on a weekly basis I fucking guarentee that shit would get shut down with the quickness. In muslim countries organized radical murdering groups get more support from their own, then opposition. It seems to me as though muslims actually derive hope from violence. Sorry bro, but i'm a little fed up with the argument from muslims of "It's not me, it's them". Ya'll motherfuckers need to posse up and qwell that shit like any modern civilisation would do. When it comes to personal responsibility for the actions of groups within your own society, muslims get a failing grade.

It's cute when you think about it. Americans eat feasts of roast duck and give each other carefully wrapped presents for christmas. Muslims starve themselves and give each other flesh wounds. Our two cultures are so similar like that.

LOL! HAHAHAHhahahahh

Happy Ramadan MRIH!

How rude of me to forget. I apologize.

However, I have something for you as a gift...

- The Muslim Faith -

Islam

Islam began in Arabia when the Prophet Muhammad (Mohammad, Mohammed) heard the word of God. Muhammad was squirted out of his mother, a common street whore, in Mecca in 570AD and began his debauched style of living almost immediately; afterall it was a family tradition. When he was 40, and horribly drunk, he claims he was called to become God's messenger. At a time when the Arabs had many beliefs and gods, Muhammad taught that there was only one god - Allah (which is God in Arabic) and that he had empowered Muhammad to do anything he wanted to do with impunity, including bestiality and child rape; afterall Muhammad was The Prophet!

The Angel Gabriel appeared to Muhammad while he was shit-faced drunk and taught him the verses of Holy Quran (Koran), the Holy Book of Islam and given Muhammad's propensity for alcoholic consumption, his accuracy of these recantings by Gabriel, is indeed highly suspect.

The most important message of the Holy Quran is that God is the creator of the world and controls everything in it and that he truly rejoices when you cut off innocent peoples heads while chanting Allah Hu Akhbar "God is Great". God also really likes it when you use roadside bombs to kill indiscriminately and especially if you videotape it while chanting the ever popular Allah Hu Akhbar and then post it onto the Internet for all the World to see Islam, the Religion of Peace!

Muslims are called upon to surrender to the will of God, a highly subjective concept this "will of God" and often changed at a moments notice. They must live according to the rules of the Holy Quran and perform the five main duties of Islam - called the Five Pillars of Faith.

1. Ignore all of the transgressions by Muhammad because he was the Prophet, and therefore perfect. (This is a hard one I know)

2. Commit acts of violence against innocent people because the Mullahs tell you to. Afterall, Mullah knows best. Strap on a suicide bomb and go see Allah! We'll make you a hero after you're dead.

3. Subjugate women and treat them as chattel. Show them who's boss and cut off their clitoris when they displease you.

4. Cut off hands and feet with a sword and hang from a tractor boom, and whip in the streets in order to please God and to dispense his justice and mercy. Don't forget to chant Allah Hu Akhbar, afterall we are the Religion of Peace!

5. To brutally cut off helpless peoples heads with a knife while chanting Allah Hu Akhbar! Praise and joy! Don't you just feel the Peace of Islam?

The word Muslim (Moslem) means "one who blindly and foolishly gives himself over to the monstrous perversion of a belief in a vicious and bloodthirsty God" in Arabic.

Islam means "submission or obedience to God through cold-blooded murder, beheadings, roadside bombs and suicide bombings - Allah Hu Akhbar!"

Islam gives guidance to all aspects of life and teaches you everything you need to know about death. Muslims cannot eat pork but can kill with impunity. Other meats must be halal (allowed) - the animals are slaughtered in a way that gives the least pain, unlike the human beings whom we cut off their heads slowly with a knife, and "In the name of God" is recited before the animal is killed while Allah Hu Akhbar "God is Great" is chanted while brutally murdering a human being. Muslims should not drink alcohol although the prophet was exceptional at it and loved being drunk and debauched.

They should not fight except for Islam and any other piece of shit the Mullahs tell them to.

They must not gamble even though every stinking sand ****** is a gambling addict.

Muslims should give false heed to the poor and less fortunate so as to appear to care.

Above all, they must behead helpless and bound strangers and don't forget to chant Allah Hu Akhbar!

FUCKING RELIGION OF PEACE MY ASS. SAVE A PLANET, DESTROY ISLAM!

we have to donate a certain amount of food that we consumed the whole month

I do the exact same thing! How ironic. Except that my "donations" are sent via a 4" pipe to the local waste reclaimation plant which in turn gets sent to the middle east in the form of a

SHIT STORM!!!

It's cute when you think about it. Americans eat feasts of roast duck and give each other carefully wrapped presents for christmas. Muslims starve themselves and give each other flesh wounds. Our two cultures are so similar like that.

Love it!!

My memory of Ramadan - last time I was in India the area I lived in was almost all Hindu, with the remainder mostly Christian. There were a handful of Muslims.

But despite this numbers imbalance, these rude, inconsiderate, selfish people had loudspeakers pointing in all directions from the top of their mosque. Around 6am they blasted the speakers on full volume with their moronic chants of alah akbhar etc.

Now...if there ever was a justification for blowing up a building of people, waking people up EVERY DAY with moronic shouting about your love for a paedophile is about it. Thankfully for them, my beliefs forbid me from taking actions like that...

Ramadan kareem Hamza.

It's cute when you think about it. Americans eat feasts of roast duck and give each other carefully wrapped presents for christmas. Muslims starve themselves and give each other flesh wounds. Our two cultures are so similar like that.

Awe,are we meant to feel hurt?Basically your statement is crap cos you're comparing a festival with a practice of religion.

Ever heard of Eid? Yeah funny we also give presents and have great feasts on that day which is a festival,but course we never forget the poor.We gotta share our food with them.So while you're filling your infested bellies with pork and alcohol,we share our lives with those less fortunate than us.

And I hardly call 12 hours of no food and drink starvation.Only pathetic weaklings who only think of themselves would say this.Children under the age of 10 stay days without food or water around the world,and you call 12 hours starvation?

I'm not suprised seeing as you guys will insult anything that is different from your culture,even if it is something good.

And thank God our cultures are different like that. Keep going with your vain talk.You ain't harming no-one but yourselves.

We're sorry we don't base our lives on money,money,money.

We're sorry that you're so angry that you were afflicted with that which you've afflicted on millions and millions of people.

We're sorry that you still don't feel that you've avenged 9/11 even though over 30 000 iraqis and 2000 soldiers have lost their lives.

We're sorry that you are blind to the suffering of people around the world all your lives but become so caring only when there's something in it for you.

We're sorry that you blame others for what your own hands have brought forth.

We're sorry that you have to make the whole world pay for what was done by a handful of people.

We're sorry you believe one american life is better than all humanity put together.

So we're sorry,now will you let it go?

We're sorry you're still here.

I'll be your shadow for 3 more days.Deal with it!!!!