Re: 04/05/06 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > news:42535904.110D9C8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



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> > > > > > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> > message



> > > > > > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses



> > sliding



> > > up



> > > > > > > > > and



> > > > > > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.



> > rear



> > > rated!



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the



> > Eric



> > > Sykes



> > > > > > > > > Scale



> > > > > > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning



> > that



> > > the



> > > > > > > > > more you



> > > > > > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners



> >



> > > always



> > > > > arrive



> > > > > > > at the police station!



> > > > > >



> > > > > > DOA: Dead demon.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> > > > > >



> > > > > To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take



> > Amphitheatamines.



> > > >



> > > > DX/DY: Calculus demon.



> > > >



> > > DX? Morse for long distance? Ice up hose (brrr!) he had very bad B.O.



> > then.



> >



> > DT: Demon of Time.



>



> . . . and booze.



>



> Delerium Tremens,



>



>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delerium_Tremens


>



> Or if you're a ludicrously happy supplier of sequins, braiding, buttons



> etc., Delirious Trimmings!



> (Flannagan and Allen.)


Al Len: A man named Al who makes glasses.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:4433732F.41F81A0F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > >



> > > nemo wrote:



> > >



> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:4254E04C.F2F31C2E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > >



> > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > >



> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > > news:42535904.110D9C8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in


message


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> > > > > > > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> > > message



> > > > > > > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses



> > > sliding



> > > > up



> > > > > > > > > > and



> > > > > > > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.



> > > rear



> > > > rated!



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the



> > > Eric



> > > > Sykes



> > > > > > > > > > Scale



> > > > > > > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume -


meaning


> > > that



> > > > the



> > > > > > > > > > more you



> > > > > > > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black


prisoners


> > >



> > > > always



> > > > > > arrive



> > > > > > > > at the police station!



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > > DOA: Dead demon.



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> > > > > > >



> > > > > > To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take



> > > Amphitheatamines.



> > > > >



> > > > > DX/DY: Calculus demon.



> > > > >



> > > > DX? Morse for long distance? Ice up hose (brrr!) he had very bad


B.O.


> > > then.



> > >



> > > DT: Demon of Time.



> >



> > . . . and booze.



> >



> > Delerium Tremens,



> >



> >
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delerium_Tremens


> >



> > Or if you're a ludicrously happy supplier of sequins, braiding, buttons



> > etc., Delirious Trimmings!



> > (Flannagan and Allen.)



>



> Al Len: A man named Al who makes glasses.


Hoptician: Man who makes glasses with one leg, and a large range of other

tools as well.

 
T

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:47760D34.6D327F29@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> >



> > nemo wrote:



> >



> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:4433732F.41F81A0F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > >



> > > >



> > > > nemo wrote:



> > > >



> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > news:4254E04C.F2F31C2E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > >



> > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > >



> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > > > news:42535904.110D9C8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> message



> > > >



> > > > > > > > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> > > > message



> > > > > > > > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses



> > > > sliding



> > > > > up



> > > > > > > > > > > and



> > > > > > > > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.



> > > > rear



> > > > > rated!



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the



> > > > Eric



> > > > > Sykes



> > > > > > > > > > > Scale



> > > > > > > > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume -



> meaning



> > > > that



> > > > > the



> > > > > > > > > > > more you



> > > > > > > > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black



> prisoners



> > > >



> > > > > always



> > > > > > > arrive



> > > > > > > > > at the police station!



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DOA: Dead demon.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take



> > > > Amphitheatamines.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > DX/DY: Calculus demon.



> > > > > >



> > > > > DX? Morse for long distance? Ice up hose (brrr!) he had very bad



> B.O.



> > > > then.



> > > >



> > > > DT: Demon of Time.



> > >



> > > . . . and booze.



> > >



> > > Delerium Tremens,



> > >



> > >
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delerium_Tremens


> > >



> > > Or if you're a ludicrously happy supplier of sequins, braiding, buttons



> > > etc., Delirious Trimmings!



> > > (Flannagan and Allen.)



> >



> > Al Len: A man named Al who makes glasses.



>



> Hoptician: Man who makes glasses with one leg, and a large range of other



> tools as well.


Bribee: Apine who offers bribes.

 
T

Tim Bruening

Guest
nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:47760D34.6D327F29@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > nemo wrote:



> >



> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:4433732F.41F81A0F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > >



> > > >



> > > > nemo wrote:



> > > >



> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > news:4254E04C.F2F31C2E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > >



> > > > > >



> > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > >



> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > > > > news:42535904.110D9C8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> message



> > > >



> > > > > > > > > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in



> > > > message



> > > > > > > > > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote:



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses



> > > > sliding



> > > > > up



> > > > > > > > > > > and



> > > > > > > > > > > > down the



> > > > > > > > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.



> > > > rear



> > > > > rated!



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > Nope. No no more.



> > > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the



> > > > Eric



> > > > > Sykes



> > > > > > > > > > > Scale



> > > > > > > > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume -



> meaning



> > > > that



> > > > > the



> > > > > > > > > > > more you



> > > > > > > > > > > drink, the louder you get.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> > > > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black



> prisoners



> > > >



> > > > > always



> > > > > > > arrive



> > > > > > > > > at the police station!



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DOA: Dead demon.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > > DOA: Demon On Amphetamines.



> > > > > > > >



> > > > > > > To get stoned at the Coliseum, the Romans used to take



> > > > Amphitheatamines.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > DX/DY: Calculus demon.



> > > > > >



> > > > > DX? Morse for long distance? Ice up hose (brrr!) he had very bad



> B.O.



> > > > then.



> > > >



> > > > DT: Demon of Time.



> > >



> > > . . . and booze.



> > >



> > > Delerium Tremens,



> > >



> > >
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delerium_Tremens


> > >



> > > Or if you're a ludicrously happy supplier of sequins, braiding, buttons



> > > etc., Delirious Trimmings!



> > > (Flannagan and Allen.)



> >



> > Al Len: A man named Al who makes glasses.



>



> Hoptician: Man who makes glasses with one leg, and a large range of other



> tools as well.


Bribee: Apine who offers bribes.

 
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