Re: 1 January Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > nemo wrote:



> >



> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > >



> > > > nemo wrote:



> > > >



> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding


up


> > > and



> > > > down the



> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!



> > > >



> > > > Do you have any proof?



> > > >



> > > Nope. No no more.



> > >



> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric


Sykes


> > > Scale



> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that


the


> > > more you



> > > drink, the louder you get.



> >



> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.



> >



> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.



> >



> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always


arrive


> at the police station!


DOC: Demon On Canvas.

 
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