Re: 11/4 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41775CF2.3A959DF6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Impenetrable: A bull which can't be wounded.
> >
> > Offense: Not on the fence.
> >
> > Pot Garden: Where mind altering pots are grown.
> >
> > Baby Shower: Raining babies.
> >
> > Car Pool: Where cars swim.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning limbs.
> >
> > Gunman: A man with a gun for a head.
> >
> > Hornets: Horn you blow nets out of.
> >
> > Perversity: A city full of immoral behavior.

>
> Sodom now and come back Gomorrah.
>
> >
> > Rifle: Full of rye.

>
> Pistol: The fee you have to pay to use a public toilet.


Bucker: One dollar dog.
 
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:49100257.D7330639@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41775CF2.3A959DF6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Impenetrable: A bull which can't be wounded.
> > >
> > > Offense: Not on the fence.
> > >
> > > Pot Garden: Where mind altering pots are grown.
> > >
> > > Baby Shower: Raining babies.
> > >
> > > Car Pool: Where cars swim.
> > >
> > > Firearms: Burning limbs.
> > >
> > > Gunman: A man with a gun for a head.
> > >
> > > Hornets: Horn you blow nets out of.
> > >
> > > Perversity: A city full of immoral behavior.

> >
> > Sodom now and come back Gomorrah.
> >
> > >
> > > Rifle: Full of rye.

> >
> > Pistol: The fee you have to pay to use a public toilet.

>
> Bucker: One dollar dog.


It'd be a bit of a mut for that! Which bit I've no idea. I've never been bit
by a mut!
 

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