Re: 12/1 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:41146051.141CBB93@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> >


> > nemo wrote:


> >


> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:40AC80D1.A51DD791@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >


> > > >


> > > > Marmoset wrote:


> > > >


> > > > > Hear about the physician who left work early?


> > > > >


> > > > > They docked her pay


> > > >


> > > > Curate: Price of medicine.


> > > >


> > > > Operate: Price of surgery.


> > > >


> > > > Surgery: Medical knight.


> > >


> > > Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments


> > >


> > > Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great sensitivity


> to


> > > the beauty of art and nature.


> > >


> > > Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in the


> back


> > > yard and walloping all the dust out of them.


> >


> > Seerate: Price of a knight for ***.


>


> Seering agony: a bell tolling to indicate the result of him wearing a spiky


> armour condom!

Seering: A prophetic bell.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:49348572.D453A25F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


>


> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:41146051.141CBB93@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


> > >


> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:40AC80D1.A51DD791@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > >


> > > > >


> > > > > Marmoset wrote:


> > > > >


> > > > > > Hear about the physician who left work early?


> > > > > >


> > > > > > They docked her pay


> > > > >


> > > > > Curate: Price of medicine.


> > > > >


> > > > > Operate: Price of surgery.


> > > > >


> > > > > Surgery: Medical knight.


> > > >


> > > > Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments


> > > >


> > > > Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great

sensitivity


> > to


> > > > the beauty of art and nature.


> > > >


> > > > Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in

the


> > back


> > > > yard and walloping all the dust out of them.


> > >


> > > Seerate: Price of a knight for ***.


> >


> > Seering agony: a bell tolling to indicate the result of him wearing a

spiky


> > armour condom!


>


> Seering: A prophetic bell.

Prophetic: The sound of a medium who's about to explode but hasn'r predicted

it yet.

. . . or . . a financial time-bomb, but I think we've got enough of

those to be going on with already for now, innit!