Re: 12/1 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


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> > Tim Bruening wrote:


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> > > Mowing: Flying grass cutter.


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> > Towing: Little wing at the end of your foot.


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> With wings on your feet, you'll get a nasty attack of Hermes!


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> <unsnip>


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> Arnie as a violent gardener: The Germinator!

Fat Arnie: Grossenator.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:493485AB.5CE244EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:3FD98C66.D938C0DF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > >


> > > Tim Bruening wrote:


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> > > > Mowing: Flying grass cutter.


> > >


> > > Towing: Little wing at the end of your foot.


> >


> > With wings on your feet, you'll get a nasty attack of Hermes!


> >


> > >


> > <unsnip>


> >


> > Arnie as a violent gardener: The Germinator!


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> Fat Arnie: Grossenator.

Arnie as a decorator of synthetic fibre ball gowns: The Sequenator!

As someone who fits talons to birds of prey: The Chlorinator.

As someone who reforms wrong-doers: The Discriminator.

As a shepherd: The Laminator.

Arnie with a leg missing: The Opinator!

As a Returning Officer at a general election: The Pollinator.

As an hotel manager: The Ruminator.

As a cowherd: The Vaccinator.