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Tim Bruening
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC813.3AB8A3B4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EF1681.27EE1F36@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > <dobeygjrg@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:1103035825.797279.262730@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:41BE9D5A.81FB991C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A: because it has a shore throat.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Floozy: Ocean with a cold.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Why was the beach wet?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A: Because the sea weed!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How can you spot a Kosher beach?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A: It has no foreshore.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What did they say when they found E.T. washed up on the shore?
> > > > > > E.T. no foam home!
> > > > > >
> > > > > The best crack based on that was in some show or other - can't
> remember
> > > > > which - where he picks up a public phone, says "ET phone home" and
> the
> > > > > operator says, "Very well. Please insert $600,000 for the first
> three
> > > > > minutes."
> > > >
> > > > E.T.: Beverage on the Internet for aliens.
> > >
> > > Croaky voice: E T phone home.
> >
> > Croaky: Key to a frog.
>
> Sheep/frog/priest crossbreed: A woolly jumper.
Why would a priest jump?
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC813.3AB8A3B4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EF1681.27EE1F36@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > <dobeygjrg@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:1103035825.797279.262730@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:41BE9D5A.81FB991C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A: because it has a shore throat.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Floozy: Ocean with a cold.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Why was the beach wet?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A: Because the sea weed!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How can you spot a Kosher beach?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A: It has no foreshore.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What did they say when they found E.T. washed up on the shore?
> > > > > > E.T. no foam home!
> > > > > >
> > > > > The best crack based on that was in some show or other - can't
> remember
> > > > > which - where he picks up a public phone, says "ET phone home" and
> the
> > > > > operator says, "Very well. Please insert $600,000 for the first
> three
> > > > > minutes."
> > > >
> > > > E.T.: Beverage on the Internet for aliens.
> > >
> > > Croaky voice: E T phone home.
> >
> > Croaky: Key to a frog.
>
> Sheep/frog/priest crossbreed: A woolly jumper.
Why would a priest jump?