Re: 12/16 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:41265800.889F063@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> >



> > Jenni Saqua wrote:



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> > > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message



> > > news:MIydnSsCrMek7JrdRVn-hA@wideopenwest.com...



> > > > When Tomasina heard the bad news, water sprang from her eyes


like


> wine.



> > > Yes,



> > > > she cried muscat tears.



> > >



> >


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> > > > Checking
http://www.rhymezone.com/


> > > >



> > > > Definitions of oenophile:



> > > > noun: a connoisseur of fine wines; a grape nut



> > > >



> > > > So is a crazy wine lover a grape nut flake?



> > > > --



> > > Yes, but you've gotta remember... each one is a special Ks.



> >



> > Oh no, you've ruined a Google Whack! Oenophile will now get more


than


> > one hit on Google!



>



> Why didnay call it Winophile? Did they just want to spell it posh - or


were


> they worried it might be taken to mean someone who fancies winos?


YUK!!


>



> Linophile: Someone who fancies floor coverings?


Dinophile: One who likes prehistoric reptiles.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:494B3018.991C7999@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:



>



> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:41265800.889F063@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > >



> > > Jenni Saqua wrote:



> > >



> > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message



> > > > news:MIydnSsCrMek7JrdRVn-hA@wideopenwest.com...



> > > > > When Tomasina heard the bad news, water sprang from her eyes



> like



> > wine.



> > > > Yes,



> > > > > she cried muscat tears.



> > > >



> > >



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>



> > > > --



> > > > > ------



> > > > > Checking
http://www.rhymezone.com/


> > > > >



> > > > > Definitions of oenophile:



> > > > > noun: a connoisseur of fine wines; a grape nut



> > > > >



> > > > > So is a crazy wine lover a grape nut flake?



> > > > > --



> > > > Yes, but you've gotta remember... each one is a special Ks.



> > >



> > > Oh no, you've ruined a Google Whack! Oenophile will now get more



> than



> > > one hit on Google!



> >



> > Why didnay call it Winophile? Did they just want to spell it posh - or



> were



> > they worried it might be taken to mean someone who fancies winos?



> YUK!!



> >



> > Linophile: Someone who fancies floor coverings?



>



> Dinophile: One who likes prehistoric reptiles.


Dinosore: An angry prehistoric reptile or one that's hurt itself.

 
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