Re: 12/18 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:427C691F.EDA32EDC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> > Michael Balarama wrote:



> >



> > > A suspect was arrested recently for attacking a man in a



> > > rice field with a small ceramic figurine.



> > >



> > > It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.



> >



> > Did it contain ricin?



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> "Did it have ricin" would have been better.



> >



> > Paddy: Where demons live.



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> If I castor round for another pun, I will probably come up with something



> like . . .



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> Paddy Field: A very small farm owned by an Irishman.



>



> Smallholding: A midget's **** with a bell attached.



> (Annuvver one ewe never fought off!)



>



> (There's a potato, mushroom and tomato pie in the oven at the moment and the



> smell has just started to reach in here! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.)



>



> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? One of the elements must have shorted out!


Which one? Hydrogen? Helium? Lithium?

 
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