Re: 12/23 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:43AF132B.8E6165A6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:43ACFFE2.51DCE5BB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > > > nemo wrote:



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> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:4257655C.8782C3FE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > > Along: Tall man.



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> > > > > Aloud: Noisy man.



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> > > > > Alpha: First man.



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> > > > > Also: Man who makes clothes.



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> > > > > Alto: Man with singing foot digits.



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> > > > Counter-Tenor: man who sings very high while serving in a shop.



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> > > > (******! I've just started getting an attack of Ocular Migraine!



> Big,



> > > > sparkly yellow banana in my eye in amongst all the floaters!!)



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> > > > Dancing like an idiot: Twerpsichore.



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> > > > (It's subsiding. Phew! Feeling nauseous now though! Great!)



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> > > > E minor: Child computer or child on the Internet or musical child.



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> > > G minor: A Shetland pony.



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> > G minor: A young goblin.



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> Result of throwing a piano down a pit at a colliery:



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> A flat miner!



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> Order to shrink: B minor!


Order to a psychologist?

 
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