Re: 12/3 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:44CB0E56.AED717E8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > Ebola: Electronic snake that squeezes people.



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> > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.



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> > Subvent: Same thing on a submarine.



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> One of them failed to open in 'Down Periscope' and the boat took on a



> pronounced list:



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> L - I - S - T, pronounced 'list'!



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> And then after they'd corrected it some twit blundered through the control



> room and said, "I'd better go see if any of the other rooms are still



> tilted! . . . This one's OK"


Periscope: Mouth wash used by submariners?

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:44CB0E56.AED717E8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > > Ebola: Electronic snake that squeezes people.



> > >



> > > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.



> > >



> > > Subvent: Same thing on a submarine.



> >



> > One of them failed to open in 'Down Periscope' and the boat took on a



> > pronounced list:



> >



> > L - I - S - T, pronounced 'list'!



> >



> > And then after they'd corrected it some twit blundered through the


control


> > room and said, "I'd better go see if any of the other rooms are still



> > tilted! . . . This one's OK"



>



> Periscope: Mouth wash used by submariners?


Prezoomably sailing submerged under lake Como!

To the tune of the tune . . .

Catch a Perry Como,

Wash im up in OMO,

Hang im on the line to dry.

When he's stiff and starchy,

Call im Liberac?!

It's the best that you can buy!

We used to sing that at school to take the Mickey out of his hatest grit!

 
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