Re: 12/31 Puns

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Tim Bruening

Guest
nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:40EB8CD3.70E697F7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > Admission: Religious advertising.



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> > Admit: Put on a glove.



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> > Bar Mitzvah: Jewish glove coming of age.



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> > Commission: A church on the Internet.



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> > Commit: A command to a glove to approach you.



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> > Emission: A dirty church.



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> > Emit: Dirty glove.



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> > Hermit: Female glove.



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> > Kermit: Green hopping glove.



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> > Kissmit: Glove in love.



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> > Mitten: The 10th glove.



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> > Mitigate: Gloves on an entryway.



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> > Mitterand: French glove bought with South African currency.



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> > Omission: Delete the church.



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> > Omit: Delete the glove.



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> > Permission: Price of a church.



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> > Permit: Price of a glove.



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> > Remission: To go to church again.



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> > Remit: Put on the glove again.



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> > Submission: Mermaid church.



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> > Submit: A very wet glove.



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> > Testament: Try out the glove before you buy it.



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> > Transmission: Transgender church.



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> > Transmit: Transgender glove.



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> Transducer: For extracting the sap from bisexual oranges, whether


Shamouti


> or real outi.



>



> Piezo Electric, but his brother Fred is so boring.


Varmit: Crminal or pesty glove.

Vomit: Thrown up glove.

Zoomit: Animal glove.

 
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