Re: 2/24 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4237FADF.75ABDE92@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >
> > > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote ...
> > > > On Tue, 10 Aug "Sheila Dundee" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 11:45:56 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found
these
> unused
> > > words floating
> > > > > > about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>> On Sun, 08 Aug 2004 13:18:00 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard" found
these
> > > unused words floating
> > > > > >>> about:
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>> On Sun, 8 Aug 2004 15:30:20 +0930
> > > > > >>>> "Sheila Dundee" wrote:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>> On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 20:56:54 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
found
> these
> > > unused words floating
> > > > > >>>>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:44:25 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
found
> these
> > > unused words
> > > > > >floating>>>>>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 09:54:37 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
found
> > > these unused words
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 14:29:59 +0930, "Sheila
Dundee"
> found
> > > these unused words
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ..
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 18:03:37 GMT, David
Reihmer
> found
> > > these unused words
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The noxious fumes bubbled and oozed from the

> surface
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Muhammad Ali (also known as Gaseous Clay)

> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He didn't planet, just happened when he
mooned us.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You shouldn't joke about giant stars like him!

> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can telescopes badly with criticism.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't they make a movie about that-
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> raiders of the Gaseous Clay
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sulphur so good!
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> ( btw I lava good movie)
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but you're still seeking Ol' Faithful.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> I am not interested in old geysers!!
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> That is, not unless they come up with a sparkling
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Yellowstone!
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Sigh ... that lets me out. Time to quit building my
"Hot
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Springs">>>> ark.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> Spouting off again I see! Steamy off group so we
don't
> > > > > >inter>>>>>>>> -erupt the others
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> by blowing our tops!
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> What Vesuvius what you get. Lava me or leave me!
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> I particularly lava your seis-Mc ! ;-)
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> That Krakatoa me all I need to know ... <G>!
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> I just go with the flow!! <s>
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> Just playing the fumarole?
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>> Yeah ... she magma day!
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I will vent my anger unless you caldera!!
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > I tried, but Dera wasn't home. Guess I Vulcan it for now.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't be sill-y! That's a pipe dream!!
> > > > >
> > > > You two are too in-vent-ive for me. I think I'd better go
avalanche.
> > > >
> > > > Cybe R. Wizard -where's my coffee mag, Ma?
> > > > --
> > > Careful, she passed the boiling point quite a ways back...and I
think
> she's
> > > licensed to carry a basalt weapon~!
> >
> > Basalt: Sodium Clorine sheep.
>
> Aha! Sheep that drop their aitches! Ain't seen that for aitches
either!
>
> (It's Sodium Chloride, BTW)
>
> Chemist in a restuarant: "Where's your Sodium Chloride?"

Chemist: Dirty fog.