Re: 7/29 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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Kathy wrote:

> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:qt6e00l669bml2egs6r2ljmqqu1kuksa59@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:14:52 +1300, "Gillian V" <gillianv@xtra.co.nz>

> found
> > these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:iryNb.18006$Es.6494@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the
> > >Dorchester
> > >> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
> > >>
> > >> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his

> invitation
> > >> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall the
> > >> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't you
> > >> start anything!!"
> > >>
> > >>

> >
> >http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.aspx?re

> f
> > >> id=1861692756
> > >
> > >Like assault and battery?
> > >

> > Whadda you expect with a clipped joint?
> >

> Wonder what motorvated him to do it.


A desire to be stimulating?
 

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