Re: 9/11 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On 28 Apr 2004 13:38:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> She says she told Milt so?
> >>>
> >>> Does she ever! You should hear what else she tells him. Why, if I
> >>> wasn't pledged to secrecy I could give you all the juicy tidbits.
> >>
> >>Imagine my dismay at not being privy to such details.

> >
> >Don't worry. I'll never tell how "M" calls and asks what
> >turns guys on so, you know, they can...well I can't go into
> >detail. Evidently, those "Girls Gone ____" (I can't divulge
> >what here) tapes aren't doing the trick any more.

>
> Hey, I'm over 50. Now a days when she asks me if I want to go
> upstairs and have sex I tell her to pick one or the other since I
> can't do both.


Get an elevator.

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